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>"Yes your highness she has your exact cutie mark!"
>"Neat, this her twilight?"
>"Yes sir!"
>The prince doesn't curse. especially not at children.
>She must have misheard, surely.

>"Go fuck yourself."
>"HA." he snorts
>"Fuck me I've missed this, You'd think Tirek would at least be able to cope with human humour but he just sulks in his cage when I visit him. You make one dead baby joke..."
>He kneels down, on those disgusting giant legs.
>"Its been... a thousand or so years for me, no clue how or why before you ask, and honestly most of it was a blur."
>Anon gives a pensive look at Anonfilly, smirking the whole time which only serves to piss her off more.
>"Where the fuck is sunbutt?"
>"No clue!" he declares.
>Twilight is sat on her haunches meekly watching the scene play out.
>Her beloved teacher and Prince has never once spoke this crass or so open with another pony, not even her.
>Who in his name was this filly?
>"I looked for her for a long ass time, she just up and vanished after banishing Luna, i got here about a week or so after Luna got zapped." he adjusts his wings as he sits, vile. hes become accustomed to that gross body.
>"So what, you've been in charge for the past millenium?" Anonfilly asks, incredulous. this was just getting worse.
>He grins.
>"Yup. A real gary stu."
>She frowns harder, somehow.
>"Oh don't scowl, its too cute on you Anon."
>"Fuck you."
>"Don't sweat, I was hands-off with everything for awhile, copied everything sunbutt did. As best I can mind you, I think sunset got upset with me for a different reason though and god, Luna was very unhappy to see me after Twiggle and co rainbow-blasted her."