>pretend to be a Chad on video call
>leave weights and cool Chad things strategically placed
>mew during interview for maximum Chad aesthetics
>be somewhat flirty during interview but not creepy (think like I’m on a first date and I’m talking to the fat friend while she’s in the shitter—I’ve never been on a date in my life, just pulling from my vast wealth of jewish TV that women eat up.)
>once the first check clears return to NEET tradition and incel max
This strategy has worked for me countless times.
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>>717579249
>jesus please tell me you have an external that you use to supplement that?
No. It would have some difficulty with steam since it's a several year-old frankenlaptop. The old hard drive and fan melted so now there's a fan that hasn't failed for a few years and the SSD in the hard drive's place.
It performs very well when I turn the graphics into mud and crispy pixels.
There is also the issue of usb ports because they are occupied by a wired mouse and (brace for it) a functioning keyboard. Because the keys have also been rendered dysfunctional, so I have a keyboard on top of a keyboard.
My battlestation is my bed, I am always comfy.
>jesus please tell me you have an external that you use to supplement that?
No. It would have some difficulty with steam since it's a several year-old frankenlaptop. The old hard drive and fan melted so now there's a fan that hasn't failed for a few years and the SSD in the hard drive's place.
It performs very well when I turn the graphics into mud and crispy pixels.
There is also the issue of usb ports because they are occupied by a wired mouse and (brace for it) a functioning keyboard. Because the keys have also been rendered dysfunctional, so I have a keyboard on top of a keyboard.
My battlestation is my bed, I am always comfy.
>>126966969
no
no