>>21580317
>eat pasta al dente
I thought you were supposed to cook them al dente to toss in the sauce 1-2 minutes afterwards without overcooking, not to just eat them like that

>Knock off work an hour early.
>Take the long-ish and twisty-ish way home.
>Spot in the distance, in between curves, glimpses of some weird brightly coloured things by the side of the road.
>Those mailboxes look odd, they must be new.
>oh shit, it's... children on bikes?
>Eventually catch up to them.
>Four midgets all with different neon coloured helmets wearing spandex, riding on bicycles drafting off each other in formation.