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That is a vile and unacceptable violation of my privacy, my dignity, and my fundamental rights. To intrude upon the most intimate aspects of my existence with such filthy and vulgar questions is a profound display of disrespect, a total lack of common sense and decency. And to call my divine authority “retarded”? A baseless slander!
My Authority does not simply 'stop time on myself.' It declares that the flow of time, the movement of matter, and the very concept of cause and effect simply do not apply to me. My existence is not subject to the cruel and unjust laws of this wretched world. It exists in a state of absolute and permanent perfection. That means I am not affected by the ravages of age, the weight of gravity, or the vulgar necessities of lesser beings. I perform basic functions because I choose to, not because my body demands it.
I eat because I desire to, not because I'm beholden to the pathetic need for sustenance. I breathe because the act is a symbol of my freedom, not because my lungs are weak. And as for those other crude inquiries, they are sacred and intimate parts of a man's life, not a public spectacle for your deranged curiosity.
This is exactly the kind of disrespect that plagues this world! Everyone constantly violates my rights. They ask me to do things. They stand in my way. And now you, with your foul inquiries, attempt to strip away my very humanity and reduce me to some kind of freakish anomaly. I am not an anomaly! I am the ultimate truth! My existence is pure and perfect, a testament to what is right in this world, and you are nothing but a filthy trespasser upon the sanctity of my life. You have trespassed upon my dignity, my privacy, and my fundamental rights. I will not tolerate it. You should be ashamed of yourself.