>born too early to expore space
>born too late conquer the New World
>born JUST in the right time to lift for the upcoming war, being deployed in Evrops and killing anyone a skin tone darker than me

We in lads.

>ok you are drafted because some guys decided that there will be a war
>here's what you can and can not do, this is according to some "rules of war" made by some old guys like 50 years ago

If I am every put in a position where I am forced to participate in combat, I will be breaking every "rule of war" there is. The guy who is about to be captured by my should save the last bullet for himself.

>finished my home workout with a nice pump
>got on my good 'ol 15kg rusty mountain bike that I bought from a thrift shop 20 years ago
>went out riding shirtless for some vitamin dee gains
>made fatties mad, made qts 'mire, humbled some """muscular""" (fatceps) bros, brutally mogged noodle-armed DYEL skellies in lycra, gay sunglasses and plastic helmets

Cycling is based, especially if you do HIIT and steep uphill sprints.