Buy Casa Bonita from the South Park guys. Exclusively host Dynamite there.
Buy an actual arena to host shows in and call it like, The Tampax Arena. If you want tickets to the shows, you have to really pull some strings.
Wait for New Japan to build stars and just steal them
Poach what's left of the indies
More guys in dick costumes
Host an all-black Kevin Nash anus memorial tournament.
Have fans throw green dildos into the ring
Introduce a Jabroniweight championship
More flips, more dives, more botches, more thighslaps, more shittery.
Co-host a simulcast of Dynamite with Rick & Morty, Family Guy, and Simpsons skits and promos sprinkled sporadically around the show. Have matches and promos be interrupted by Peter Griffin showing up on screen laughing for like a minute straight or Rick burping at questions.
Have Tony buy his own network where he runs wrestling and resurrects old defunct shows like VR Troopers and Bonkers as content programs. Have entire shows be reaction videos with zoomers in the corner commenting on things like the hearing impaired translator does. And like, for everything, from cooking shows to the news.
Turn Tony's rats nest hair into a skullet.
Have Tony walk Great Danes to the ring.
Host women only shows in Mumbai.