Thread 18578207

In all seriousness. What can they do to turn the ship around?

>>18578207 (OP)
change the logo to something less reddit

>>18578207 (OP)
>In all seriousness

>>18578207 (OP)
stop destroying NJPW and destroy GCW instead. that would be the most based thing they could do right now.

>>18578207 (OP)

Tony Khan needs to stop being so rigid with his booking. Dynamite and Collision should have more shocks and suprises, and I don't mean debuting new talent every week, I mean like upset victories, and unexpected title changes, actual dynamite and collision exclusive programs that start and end on the Weekly shows. There needs to be more interaction between the roster. Peak WWE/TNA felt like sitcoms. There was always a standout promo or segment, AEW doesn't value that.

>>18578246
Did Effy do some more gay shit in the ring again?

>>18578207 (OP)
Nothing. It's not a serious business. It's a guys hobby. If he's enjoying himself then it's successful.

Jerry Springer storylines and strippers

>>18578317
Is this the newest cope?

>>18578368
Edge is the newest Cope.

Go back in time.

Place someone or something in between Tony and the talent.

>>18578315
much worse brother. much worse. something happened on a GCW/JCW show over the weekend that has horrified and enraged me so much I cannot even describe it. I don't ever want to see it again. I may never be able to watch JCW shows or listen to ICP again, it was THAT bad. I should not feel traumatized over anything on a wrestling show but I do.

>>18578207 (OP)
get new talent, book smaller arenas, publicly acknowledge that osprey is a worthless moron

>>18578474
>Go back in time.
literally this. you do a PLE-quality episode where you bring back janela, swole, havoc, jungle boy, luchasaurus and marko redebuts, shanna, britt returns, and if you can pull it off brandi rhodes.

>>18578497
JCW already won the war. All that's left is to get the tag team titles back.

>>18578497
QRD?

I’d simply put the belts on Buddy.

>>18578712
yeah bring back Janela and then KILL HIM LIVE ON THE AIR ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER GCW FAGGOTS

>>18578853
I am honestly afraid to say. I don't want it to become a meme because i never want to see it again. Suffice it to say that a certain GCW faggot did something so incredibly disgusting that it has driven me into a homicidal rage to a point where I am worried to leave the house because I fear I might lose control and kill someone. Enraged isn't even the word. Disgusted isn't even the word. Most of yall have no idea how disgusting these gcwfags really are.

>>18578207 (OP)
There's nothing they can do AAA and TNA have both passed them up

>>18578866
Is he really signed to AEW?

>>18579092
afraid so.

>>18578207 (OP)
The only way to save AEW is to remove Tony Khan. But the Tonemeister can't be removed. Ergo AEW is completely fucked.

>>18578935
Was it something with a dildo again?
Did anything go into or out of anyones asshole?

>>18578207 (OP)
How do you unsink the Titanic?

>>18579129
nah you are, ya fat boilin' bitch

>shut down
>train a new roster of people willing to work from scratch, no more bad indie habits, no more people trying to collect guaranteed pay for working once a month
>run a series of house shows under a different name to find out who your best guys are and send anyone really struggling back to training or fire them
>use daddy's connections to reestablish your TV deal and paper initial audiences
>give the wrestlers health insurance and during your big media push for the restart talking about how much money TKO has and how none of their wrestlers have health insurance
>all booking ideas/storylines are stolen from all the great wrestling that no modern fan has watched, WCCW, 80s AJW, AWA etc

>>18579129
He did not like this TRUTH

>>18578207 (OP)
>What can they do to turn the ship around?
>>18581346

AEW IS ALREADY DEAD

>>18578207 (OP)
They already did turn it around, unlike you and your life

>>18581440
no 700k?

>Clothesline without flip as a finisher for Hangman and him put on more muscle
>tone down the hardcore shit to level of AE and RA
>promote and adveetise your shit instead of hiring a new dimeless jobbers
>focus on basic grab and strike make it looks smooth and impactful not flippy bit
>Get a new creative team and booker the current one are awful
All they have to do is to make a decent show and propeely advertise their show. WWE creative team lead by HHH are so awful that they KWAB themselves on a weekly basis so don't mind them that much. Also, listen to Dave Meltzer is retard, stop that.

Buy Casa Bonita from the South Park guys. Exclusively host Dynamite there.
Buy an actual arena to host shows in and call it like, The Tampax Arena. If you want tickets to the shows, you have to really pull some strings.
Wait for New Japan to build stars and just steal them
Poach what's left of the indies
More guys in dick costumes
Host an all-black Kevin Nash anus memorial tournament.
Have fans throw green dildos into the ring
Introduce a Jabroniweight championship
More flips, more dives, more botches, more thighslaps, more shittery.
Co-host a simulcast of Dynamite with Rick & Morty, Family Guy, and Simpsons skits and promos sprinkled sporadically around the show. Have matches and promos be interrupted by Peter Griffin showing up on screen laughing for like a minute straight or Rick burping at questions.
Have Tony buy his own network where he runs wrestling and resurrects old defunct shows like VR Troopers and Bonkers as content programs. Have entire shows be reaction videos with zoomers in the corner commenting on things like the hearing impaired translator does. And like, for everything, from cooking shows to the news.
Turn Tony's rats nest hair into a skullet.
Have Tony walk Great Danes to the ring.
Host women only shows in Mumbai.