>be me
>CS degree, minor in "full-stack web development"
>"full stack" means HTML, CSS, and some JavaScript I copied from Stack Overflow
>graduated in 2020
>market is totally fine, I’ll get a job in like... two weeks tops
>fast forward 4 years
>still “networking” at Starbucks every day
>resume says "worked on multiple startups"
>startups = personal websites that never left localhost
>portfolio site takes 20 seconds to load because I put a 4K video as the background
>tell interviewers I’m a "React wizard"
>they ask about state management
>panik.jpg
>now working on “passion project”
>basically just a to-do list app but with dark mode
>thinking of monetizing it with NFTs
>mom says dinner is ready
>alt-tab from VSCode to Minecraft
