BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Faye’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Faye stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling nigger man is clearly beating Kratos Chinkasu to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
F: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Kektos. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
Kratos Chinkasu: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! BIG BRO ASURA SAVE ME! KAMINA GET YOUR LIL BRO SIMON TO SAVE ME! I'M GETTING GAPED BY NECROPLASM BBC”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Faye. How many guys fucked you again? I like em used.”
The bushes rustle more as the greek midget gets pummelled by nigger fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
Kratos Chinkasu: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”