>got a ding on the belly
>it's the tv man come round to say I need a loicense
>but constable I don't haffa telly
>he points at my laptop and says what's that then
>he point at my monitor and say what's that then
>he points at my tablet and says what's that then
>looks like three tellies to me m8
>no m'lord, says I, I just read manga on the tablet, play video games with me zed ex, and check the news on the King's BBC on the monitor
>now I'm under investigation for being a nonce
I'll never see the end of me One Piece now