An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, Times Up?"

>two hunters meet both are dead

do you like german humour in your country?

two hunters meet both are dead

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>>212528635
>i never had sex.

Only 4% of Egypt is inhabited and that is actually considerably smaller than Chile. Like, think Slovakia. Therefore, Egypt is one of the most densely populated countries in the world.

is this board pro brics?

>>212433373
you are posting on site that struck back in 2004

Two hunters meet, but only one falls down dead.

no