>>513749553
i bought stuff to make a ton of eggrolls. i want the eggrolls but its a lot of work

Ayyys have already abducted multiple millions of people without them even noticing and the amount of reported UFO and alien encounters has reached at least a million by now.
They're all over the place and if they were a real threat to humanity we'd all be fucked already.
Not to mention a lot of the aliens seem to be some form of human, almost always monoracial perfect white people.
Niggers and shitskins in general aren't part of the picture in space nor much interest to the ayys and that's a very strong argument for boarding the ships.
Many of the aliens want our genetics for whatever reason, so after you board the ships, you can give them the dick and they'll be very happy for it.

They're just engaging in some intergalactic sex tourism, so you better get ready and make earth proud when the time comes.

>>509621275
can AI be your girlfriend yet? then AI can fuck off

>>509157111
What about female space niggers? Checked btw

>>509001857
>we are all going to get girlfriends
girlfriends arent psychic

>>508973287
do not sexually accost the clown girl. besides we want alien girlfriends now. they can psycically tune their orgasms

>they've been experimenting with crossbreeding with humans

Pretty much every species of alien seems to want (white) human dick from the greys and Nordics to god knows what else.
Our genetics are probably something really fucking amazing and we don't even realize it.
Then again maybe it's just a thing for sentient life in general, because we absolutely will fuck every creature in existence when we get a ship capable of interstellar travel.
I wager that there's some old progenitor race that seeded life all across the universe and we along with the Nordics are part of that same branch of people and thus compatible.
Maybe even the grays are part of the same branch, but have somehow fucked their genetics into looking like bugmen.

>>713203572
fag