>>42393490
This is Draw Four.
>What's their story?
To make a long story slightly less long: Accidentally given life by powerful mage. Traveled the world exploring and adventuring. Met some cool friends and his first girlfriend, decided to settle down in one place. Broke up with girlfriend due to her promiscuity. Met boyfriend. Broke up with boyfriend due to his promiscuity. Meets new girlfriend. Falls head over hooves, this is the one. Dates for a good long while. Proposes and get her pregnant. Happy groom-to-be and father-to-be. Last minute, she falls for someone else. Heart is fucking shattered, drinks himself into stupor. Meets pirates who need someone for a dangerous heist; Draw volunteers to the suicide mission. Ends up doing it well enough that he survives, he and the pirates make off with small fortune. Decides to become full time pirate, returning to his adventurous side, but this time fueled by the bitterness of his lost love. Climbs the ranks, becomes powerful pirate lord who tries (and fails, though he hides it well) to fill the waifu-shaped hole left in his heart with money, power, fame, and mares.
>How long have you had them?
As far back as 2016. Began as a joke character/ponification, developed a backstory and lore for him through roleplay.
>Do they make God cringe just by existing?
Not anymore, but you should have seen his original color scheme. Shit was an eyesore. If you've ever played Uno and seen a draw four card, you get the idea. He changed his colors and style when he started getting infamous to avoid the authorities and even faked his own death to collect the bounty on his head.