>>96355560
Chest: on my chest are the symbols of chaos and dire insults to your mother(that shift to suit the viewers mother tongue)
Skin: My skin is covered in bruises, not related at all to the reactions of the people I meet. They also look like faces. Sorta.
Stomach: Looks like I'm related to Nurgle. Much like a lot of things on this list. Yuck.
Legs: Left one is long and thin. Starting to see a pattern.
Feet: Cracked nails are weak and brittle, leaving toes hurting.
Soul: I feel mildly angry about living like this.

Thanks, I hate it.