Is your precious Railjack constantly being reduced to space flotsam by errant Grineer missiles or unfortunate asteroid encounters? Fret no longer, foolish Tenno! Nef Anyo presents: Railjack Investment Protection! For a small, weekly contribution, you can ensure your pride and joy is always ready for more profit-making adventures. Don't be caught stranded with a bill the size of Neptune! Secure your assets, protect your crew, and most importantly, protect my future dividends! Your fleet's well-being is our... well, my profit! Think of the credits!
Disclaimer: Nef Anyo's Railjack Investment Protection does not cover acts of Sentients, Grineer, Corpus, Infested, Narmer, friendly fire, unfriendly fire, asteroids, comets, space debris, black holes, white holes, wormholes, or any other celestial anomalies. Furthermore, coverage is void for hull breaches, engine failure, electrical fires, structural collapse, crew incompetence, spontaneous combustion, accidental self-destruction, intentional self-destruction, general wear and tear, or any damage occurring within the past 1000 years. All claims are subject to a 99.9% administrative fee and exhaustive credit background checks. Reimbursement, if any, will be provided in non-transferable coupons for Nef Anyo brand void-sealed rations. Terms and conditions apply, and by "apply," we mean "are entirely at Nef Anyo's discretion." Premium payments are non-refundable and subject to immediate increase without prior notice. Void where profitable.