What's up with all these first time MGS retards thinking they are so smart for pointing out obviously campy plotpoints of the series.
Here's a hint zoomies, it's pretty much by design. The game takes a grounded setting and just throws anime-tier bullshit at it. Despite it's more serious notes here and there, it's meant to be taken about as seriously as a James Bond film (obvious inspiration for MGS3 btw). You look so stupid for pointing these things out, while the entire series is filled to the brim with nonsensical shit like this. Which you would have known if you had ever played an MGS title in your life.
Fucking deltafags are going to be the new nuisance, I can already tell.