You know... it dawned on me. We're old now. We often feel shitty and lame or low energy, because we see the seething newfags wanting to get crunk, but you know what might make us feel right? Fucking embracing it. We went through a lot of bullshit to get where we are and to survive the endless onslaughts of faggotry. You know what makes a nice morning for old people like us? Have coffee together, cuddle, and enjoy the simple things.

Eat a dick kids, it's too early to run around being faggots. Go the fuck outside and go find some shit on other platforms to bring back to play with. Grab a stick and catch some good frogs.

[JTHGY]