Entry requirements:
1. Post a pic of the inside of your elbow. Gotta show those Aryan freckles or whatever the fuck—prove you’re not some mudblood infiltrator. No spots? GTFO, you’re probably a reptilian.
2. Submit a video of yourself practicing “trickinology.” Yeah, that’s right—film yourself pulling off a dank meme IRL, like rickrolling a boomer at Walmart or slipping redpills into a Starbucks order. We keep the tape for blackmail. One wrong move, and it’s leaked to your mom’s Facebook.
3. Memorize the /pol/ catechism: Recite the 14 words while doing 88 pushups. Fail? You’re out. Bonus points if you do it in a Hitler mustache filter.
4. Sacrifice a waifu pillow on camera. Prove your loyalty by burning your favorite anime body pillow. No simps allowed in the inner sanctum.
5. Decode a captcha that’s actually a hidden message from Q or some ancient rune. Wrong answer? Banned from the society forever—your IP gets doxxed to Antifa.

>>510554834
>immediate D&C attempt
Nigger you do not know me.

>>509852104
I only care about one thing and I refuse to tell you what it is.