>be Aussie
>Just spent the entire day yesterday tidying up your backyard for a barbie with the family for the following day
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>Look outside
>See pic related...
>No joke It's covered in spider webs and they're all venomous
>Literally every centimeter is all coated in webs

You think Aussies have it easy? You can't enjoy shit in Australia without the wildlife fucking you over.
It's a constant Mann vs Nature battle in Australia... And men are losing.