>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>wake up in a field somewhere
>Rainbow Dash finds you while practicing stunts
>brings you up to her cloud house
>offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you'll have to be her new flying partner
>you explain that humans can't fly
>she stares at you blankly
>you stare back
>she finally speaks
>"...Oh. Well that's... that's pretty lame. I think I'm gonna..."
>she slowly pushes you outside her house and shuts the door
>this is your life now