Thread 42617372

>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Rarity finds you while collecting gems
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her doll
>She tries out all her dresses on you
>Even brings over Twilight to do some beautifying magic on you
>Teaches you how to act like a lady
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful mare
>That's who you are now

>>42617372 (OP)
That's who you've always been, OP.

Anon, I know you're thinking of replying to this thread, but before you do, really ask yourself... is it worth it? Is there truly NOTHING better for you to do at this moment?

>>42617372 (OP)
>unsheathes mare cock and fucks Rarara in her white powdered donut
Even in mare I Grug

>>42617372 (OP)
Okay my turn
I coom in raras pillowly plot

>>42617378
Twilight's magic made your private parts go away, Anon.

>>42617372 (OP)
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her doll
No. I'll live in a goddamn garbage can if I have to. She'll never take away my FREEDOM.

>>42617381
Too bad Anon is Rarity's. The cock stays on while dress making babe .

>>42617372 (OP)
I use my marecock to rape every mare in equestria

>>42617372 (OP)
I'm not trans but it's better than being a fuckin ugly man, desu

>>42617552
I hear a cracking noise...

>>42617571
the whole egg cracking thing is so unbelievably disgusting that i'm surprised even normalfags aren't upset about it
it's textbook grooming

>>42617580
There's lots of controversy surrounding actively pushing people within the community itself, from what I've seen. Frankly though I think the idea that normal dudes getting talked into being girls is a real problem is just the modern day version of 4channers freaking out about pozzers. Freaks exist but they're not a meaningful portion of society.

>>42617580
this is why there's something called the Egg Prime Directive. You can't force transness on someone who's figuring things out. Nobody is an egg except in retrospect.

I thought Elio threads went on /co/.

I wish I was a little colt sucking on Milky Way's HUMONGOUS teats

>>42617395
Based. Being a schizo in Equestria living in a garbage can sounds kino.

>>42617697
Equestrians would definitely appreciate their snarky garbage monster.

>>42617372 (OP)
Nope, God would make me a stallion and I'd marry linky and have 5 foals

>>42617372 (OP)
I want my dick back. But I deserve this for a lifetime of fapping.

>>42617372 (OP)
So that's why Equestria has so many Mares.
They are just the remains of humans who have stumbled into Equestria.
Now that's actually kind of dark.

>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Twilight finds you while collecting books
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her cum jar
>She tries out all sort of techniques on you
>Even brings over Fluttershy to do some cumming on you
>Teaches you how to act like a container
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a glass jar
>That's who you are now

>>42617806
You can avoid this fate if you're good at cooking.

>>42617806
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Fluttershy finds you while collecting food for her animals
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to cuddle with her
>She tries out all sort of cuddling positions on you
>Even brings over Pinkie Pie to do a cuddle party together
>Teaches you how to act like a plushy
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a pampered pet
>That's who you are now

>>42617786
>>42617534
>>42617518
>>42617375
>>42617205
Can you stop spamming my name? I need a personal dicksucker just as much as I need that schizo with a hateboner for me. Which is: not at all. I just don't want my name to be added to 4chan's autospam filter.

>>42617372 (OP)
Do I still have a dick and am just a cute trap or am I an actual mare?
>stallion comes to the boutique looking to buy a dress for his sister
>put it on for him
>he gets horny
>end up sucking his dick in the changing room

>>42617372 (OP)
Honestly if I get to keep my dick it wouldn't be half bad. Being a femcolt unicorn in Equestria sounds pretty fun

>>42617746
based linkychad

>>42617828
>tfw my attenpt to make the schizo mad only made things worse

I'd like to be Rarara's doll in a different way. She giggles when she sees my little tallywhacker.

>>42617825
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Lyra finds you while reading a book about monkeys
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have tell her about human anatomy, society and so on.
>She listens to you in one breathe and write down everything what you said.
>Even brings over Twilight Sparkle to write a folie on humans
>Teaches you how to be lab rat
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the glass shard and see a feral creature, which sitting in a cage
>That's who you are now
>You've heard Lyra preparing tools for your vivisection (you are already don't understand speech, you're speechless and your thought process is vague scraps of memories and thoughts of your next feeding).

>>42617697
>>42617705

>>42617801
Based and dark TF is best TF.

>>42617372 (OP)
Well I accept my fate then.

>>42617666
Dumb milktranny

>>42617746
I'm going to spear your wife and eat her, orphaning your children forever.

>>42619206
They'll still have a farther dummy.

>>42619193
>projection

>>42617372 (OP)
yes please
>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful mare
nevermind i didnt read all the way to the end

>>42617825
I love her so much bros...

>>42617372 (OP)
BASED

>>42619855
No takesies backsies.

>>42620655
RIP

>>42620655
i dont wanna be a mare!

>>42621316
it's over for you bro...

>>42621594
over my dead body

>>42618507
that's a spooky pony

>>42617697
indeed

>>42622999
Nice trips.

>>42619403
>farther
are glimmyglubbas really THIS brapbrained...?

>>42619206
My foals and I would use our Earth Pony Magic (guns) and shoot you before you could lay a single spear into Linky

>>42623530
glimmerflags have their brains replaced with farts

>>42623726
based linkychad saving the day

>>42624376
big if true

>>42617372 (OP)
>rape

>>42617571
>>42617580
what's the deal with having your testicles cracked?

>>42623726
You'll be blocked at the gate and evaporated trying to get that shit through the portal.

>>42625371
Same for you, faggot.

>>42625374
>He thinks spears can't get made in Equestria

>>42625379
Same can be said for guns, dummy.

>>42617814
That's impossible!

>>42625644
how?

>>42625387
>He thinks he can make a gun
lol, lmao even.

>>42626598
>what is magic
You can use magic to make the materials needed for a gun. Boom!

>>42625644
It's really easy.

>>42626836
>Magic materials because... reasons
>You still are retarded and don't know how it goes together.
>Meanwhile your 'waif' has already been speared because anyone can find a sharp rock and a stick to glue together
KWAB

>>42618507
what is this

>>42628007
oh

>>42617828
Huh?

>>42627442
Pony sleep paralysis creature.

>>42629129
Creepy!

>>42626932
original linkyposter from the first post; I said the guns are magic. now die, nigger

>>42629745
No, you said guns are earth pony magic, which is blatantly false coping [headcanon]. And since you're retarded you think guns are magic.

You're going to deal with being a widow, sorry not sorry

linkychad won

>>42629897
...the failed to protect his waifu award.

>>42629897
...because he is mega based

>>42629745
Original spearposter from the first reply. It doesn't matter. I'm going to hunt down your wife and eat her like the prey animal she is, and there's nothing you can do about it. Now seethe, widower.

Can we just go back to the original point of this thread? Which is talking about how wonderful it would be to become a pretty femcolt in Equestria. Truly god's ultimate form of pitty for having to live in this shitty human world

>>42630710
No. That's gay. This is a spearchad thread now, and Linky's days are numbered.

>>42617372 (OP)
>be you
>be sissy girly fruitcake crossdressing faggarino diddly trap ladyboy toy for Rarity
>you're not gay though, just enjoy living rent free
>Rarity comes into the living room to find you dusting her antiques and uses her magic to tighten your corset, making you arch your back slightly
>you dont pay it any mind, you've accepted your fate
>"Anonymous, dearie, you missed a spot!"
>eyebrowraised.jpg
>you can't find what she's talking about on the shelves, they're spotless
>turning around, you start to tell her there's nothing left to clean only for her to spit in your eye before giggling as she clip clops off into her studio
>you sigh, wipe the spit off your face, and start to put the duster away in the broom closet
>this is your life now
>you are Sissy Anon

>>42632099
guess we're sissies now

>>42632103
>after getting your cleaning supplies put away, you go to grab your heels so you can run errands for Rarity
>typical stuff, really
>pick up groceries
>pass out some business cards
>offer your services as Raritys whore to any stallion that's willing to pay her fees
>typical stuff
>at first you said you drew the line at the clothes, but Rarity said she'd send you to live with Fluttershy if you refused her will again
>now you do your best to avoid all the stallions in town, as the lot of them are willing to drop 10 bits for an hour to play with your holes
>you're not gay
>you're not
>apparently you look really cute with a cock slapping your face
>and sure, you've gotten really good at satisfying your superiors, as humans don't have basic pony rights in Equestria
>but you're not gay
>you totally don't want that stallion who's walking towards you to pin you down and deflower your tight anus once again
>roughing up your frilly dress, making your mascara run down your face as you cry, whimper, and beg for him to finish inside you
>you HATE that
>it's just... you're a good girl so you're not allowed to be rude and run
>yeah, youre not gay obviously
>you're just a very good girl

>>42632139
very straight stuff we're doing lel

>>42632155
>you wipe the sticky, warm seed from your lips as the stallion tussles your curly hair around whilst chuckling
>"That Rarity really found a good use for you heh."
>your lady training kicks in and you giggle half heartedly while waving him away
>after he's gone you get up and start to straighten yourself out because, as you know, you're not gay
>Rarity insisted you'd look adorable with curly hair and highlights and that it'd pair well with the outfits she makes for you
>didn't even have to work for the curls either, Twilight zapped them into you while bringing in your waistline and making your ass plumper
>gotta admit, you look fantastic even before you paint your face with makeup every morning
>if more mares were into pegging you'd be drowning in horse pussy
>alas, it's mostly stallions that corner you
>Rarity set up a system where when somepony wants a go at you all they have to do is give her 10 bits and she gives them a little gitter covered pass
>somepony gives you that pass?
>you're there's for around an hour
>honestly, you miss when she'd have you collect the bits upfront
>at least then you could pocket a few and get some beers with Rainbow Dash
>then again, Rainbow Dash is probably the one who snitched on you
>anyways, you got milk and eggs to pick up for your mistress
>you finish dusting off your dress and touching up your makeup so that you can move on with your day
>you turn around, and are faced with a line of every stallion in town that stretches at least a couple blocks
>each of them holds an extra gitter covered Anon Pass
"Oh yeah, it's the first of the month..."
>discount day as Rarity calls it
>you can already fill the lock jaw and hemorrhoids coming on
>your penis shivers with excitement, but does not get hard
>I mean, you're NOT gay, why would it get hard??

>>42632205
Woah, that popular with almost every pony?!

>>42632205
Bros about to get fucked so hard he's going to turn fully into a mare. Then he can like stallions without it being gay.

>"Annie darling, I'm going to a picnic with my friends. Take care of the boutique while I'm gone, alright?"
>Be Annie
>Formerly Anon
>Formerly human
"Yes, Miss Rarity. Have fun with your friends!"
>You wave goodbye at your boss as she leaves
>You can feel your dick hardening already
>A good while ago you arrived to Equestria as a unicorn stallion
>Miss Rarity took you in and gave you food, a place to stay and an improved body
>Even though you are still a stallion you're essentially a tall mare by all practical means
>Even Fleur can't compete with you
>Your emerald coat and flowy black mane can even give Celestia a run for her money
>Sure, Rarity may have altered your body to her own liking but that doesn't mean you're her slave
>You are an independent femcolt with your own free will
>That means you can get a bit... rebellious while Rarity is away
>A stallion enters and you lick your lips
>He must have seen her heading out
>"Hello, I'm looking for somepony to 'model' for me"
>You're rock hard now
>So is he
"Right away sir, please follow me."
>You lead him into one of the dressing rooms
>Start out with a lap dance
>He caresses your flank tenderly before giving it a spank
>You shiver with pleasure
>It doesn't take long before he's fucking your ponut like his life depended on it
>Like the proper whorse you are you lick his dick clean afterwards and give it a goodbye kiss
>He pays you handsomely once he leaves
>Since you're doing this in secret it all goes to you
>As you exit the dressing room you see another stallion already waiting
>You love your life in Equestira

>>42633426
truly the town's bicycle lol

>>42633426
Unf

Bump

>>42633426
>ATM
Ruined

>>42635642
same

>>42633426
hawt

>>42635642
Why???

>>42635295
Agree.
I wanna get paid in cash for my services, possibly thrown at my cum-covered face and be called a whore one last time before he leaves.

>>42636986
We just don't know

>>42626598
NTA but i could make a canon, that´s cooler

>>42637315
...In real life?

>>42638537
WTF

>>42638105
>>42638105
Cannon*
minor spelling mistake

>>42637315
How much

SEXO

>>42639446
A hundred bits. No creatures, ponies only. Kirin are fine too.

>>42640192
>No creatures
>kirins are fine
Skirting around the rules, no?

good thread go uppies

>>42640686
Sex with a fluffy kirin stallion though..

>>42641520
unf that'd be heaven

Become ungovernable.

>>42629772
You type like somepony without running water. Linky would eat you

>>42617377
Fine I'll get out of bed and go eat something MOM

>>42642513
eat some SPAGHETTI!

LinkyGOD won

>>42617377
no

>>42617377
yeah

>>42633426
Niiice

>>42642346
alien mare scares me :(

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

>>42645154
Don't be afraid.

>>42648421
im fucking scared

>>42617377
Yeah? I'm bored.

>>42652684
Then get a hobby.

>>42654548
uhh i'd rather not

>>42655498
Then you'll be bored forever.

blip

>>42657441
Thank you glimmer!

>>42658021
Which glimmer flag?

>>42659957
Not the fart one that's for sure.

>>42661462
thank god

>>42657441
wut

>>42663653
Bloop.

>>42664876
lol

>>42663653
>>42664876
>>42665643
This thread is shit. Let it die, you imbeciles.

>>42666268
Fuck you. It's funny to keep it going

Ponies are really cool!

>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Celestia finds you while collecting salt
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her filly
>She tries out all sorts of diapers and pacifiers on you
>Even brings over Luna to play with you
>Teaches you how to act your age
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see Sweetie Belle
>That's who you are now

>>42668813
Don't let Rarity know!

>>42668813
lol

>>42670275
Why?

>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Maud Pie finds you while rotating the rocks on the farm
>Brings you back home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to tend to rocks
>She shows you how to pick up rocks
>Even brings over her sisters to show you other ways to work with rocks
>Teaches you where rocks are supposed to go at various points in their growth cycles
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a guy who picks up rocks
>That's who you are now

>>42671332
I guess we're going to the mines now getting rock and stone

>>42672350
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

ROOOCK AND STOOONE!

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!

>>42671332
rock mindset

>>42666268
bumping for you

>>42677027
Based.

>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Derpy finds you while she's derping around
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her friend
>She shares her muffins with you
>Even gives you a hug

>Fast forward some months
>You're married and she's pregnant
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into her loving eyes and see a beautiful mare
>This is your life now

>>42678974
I was really hoping it would be
>but in exchange you will have to bake muffins for her
but this is very cute too.

>>42679041
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Derpy finds you while she's derping around
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep, but in exchange you will have to bake muffins for her
>She invades your personal space with lots of hugs
>Even gives you a kiss

>Fast forward some months
>You're married and she's pregnant
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into her loving eyes and see a beautiful mare
>This is your life now

>God takes pity on you by doing nothing
>Wake up
>Go to the PC and turn it on
>Shitpost on /mlp/
>Eat takeaway with NEET money
>Go back to sleep
>Nothing has changed

>>42680153
damn...

>>42680153
That's just what everyone on this board does...

>>42617372 (OP)
>>God takes pity on you
Haha

Ahaahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

>>42682449
If god truly took pity on us then we'd be in Equestria by now but alas.

>>42680153
Geez, no need to call me out like this

>>42680153
where is the fantasy in this??? I hate realism!

>>42684576
Anon...

>>42685397
what?

>>42680153
>God takes pity on you by doing nothing
>Wake up
>Go to the PC and turn it on
>Shitpost on /mlp/
>Go to work
>Go back to sleep
>Nothing has changed

>>42686700
Not much has changed yet it's still all dreary...

>>42682449
>having a seizure at the mention of sky daddy
>reddit spacing
checks out

>God takes pity
>wake up
>you're still on earth
>sit down
>weep for Equestria has not opened it's doors yet

>>42689477
Soon, trust the plan and the good boys will enter Equestria.

>>42690275
The who now?

>>42617372 (OP)
Without faith in God you are destined for the fires of Hell. Even impressive works to humans earn you no respect from God without faith.

>>42691067
I choose to believe that no god would make someone suffer forever for a temporary lack of perspective.

>>42691067
Heaven is a shithole and it's not Equestria.

>>42617666
Whatever, satan.

>>42692731
I still want that milk.

>>42689477
bro...

>>42690275
two more weeks. just two more weeks. all we have to do is wait two more weeks. two more weeks and it will all be over. two more weeks and the horror will end

>>42691067
God demanding faith makes him not a perfect omnipotent being, meaning he deserves no worship in the first place. Enjoy wasting your life though.

>>42694180
2 more weeks is 2 more weeks it's reachable

>>42694996
Yeah... I wish.

HOLY SHIT GUYS THE PORTAL TO EQUESTRIA OPENED UP WISH ME LUCK GUYS

>>42695818
Make sure you don't wake up somewhere in a field!

>>42695828
I don't get it.

>>42695818
Oh where? Tell me!

>>42697099
How many threads are you constantly bumping?

>>42697099
He won't tell.

>>42697759
damn... I hope it's not somewhere in the artic or someone's basement

>>42698208
its in MY basement and YOU'RE not invited.

>>42698715
fuck you im breaking in

>>42699184
STOP

>>42698715
You don't have it otherwise you wouldn't be typing here.

>>42617372 (OP)
god never takes pity for suffering must happen for his entertainment

>>42617372 (OP)
God took pity on me and I went to heaven judging by the description. Sounds like a good life.

>>42694538
>>42692479
>>42691072
sametroon

>>42702984
>christcuck mad
lol lmao, have fun praying for a imaginary sky daddy retard

>>42702995
Is that why you are angry because you realize your life of sin is disgusting to God?

>>42617372 (OP)
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked
>And sits on your face

>>42702995
>troon is aggressively against Christianity
Every single time

>>42703082
UNFFFF

>>42617377
maybe?

>>42703082
whoa mama

>>42617372 (OP)
please take pity on me god

>>42705771
He hasn't taken pity to any of us, Anon. Get in line.

>>42706262
Must be a big ass line to get a simple pity off god just so we can go to Equestria

>>42706262
You have to have faith in God for God to take pity on you.

>>42705771
The price for the pity of God is you adopting snowpity.

>>42707141
That I can do. Snowpity for days!

>>42707141
Leading man astray from salvation builds a road to the destruction of your soul.

>>42708315
stop speaking nonsense

>>42703082
That's pretty good.

>>42706749
no

>>42708526
Repent and seek wisdom

>>42710665
Not repenting for nothing.

>>42710698
You choose your own damnation. Equestria not included.

>>42711101
Mister, I don't think I like your attitude.

>>42711280
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction

>>42711458
Kill yourself christcuck

>>42711852
If you keep rejecting God, he may just close the door on you earlier than you would ever want.

>>42711949
he is not real

>>42712620
this.

>>42671332
man I love rocks

>>42713061
Rocks SUCK.

>>42706749
K I L L Y O U R S E L F

Fucking hell.

This place truly has become Reddit 1.5

>>42713688
Why don't you go back there if you think about it so much>

>>42713688
Congratulations anon, you made someone SO MAD that they made a brand new thread just so they could reply to your post without giving a (You).
You butthurt them into soijak behavior. Very impressive.

Is anyone even still using this thread? It sure seemed like it was just 3-hour bumps for a good week there.

>>42713506
Revelation 21:8

But for the cowardly and unbelieving and abominable and murderers and immoral persons and sorcerers and idolaters and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.

>>42617372 (OP)
So it seems.

>>42714573
K
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>>42710665
christcuck classic

>>42716010
Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, But he who hates reproof is stupid.

>>42716026
??? what

>>42716094
Just don't mind the bible thumping faggot.

>>42716611
>comes to a thread asking for God's pity
>mocks God's word and God himself
>thinks it will see Equestria ever

>>42716680
Yes, I will see Equestria because there IS no god.

>>42717290
cope and seethe christcuck

>>42717290
Nice selfie.

>>42617372 (OP)
>Implying this isn't exactly what I want

>>42703082
me on the bottom where celestia's sunbutt is smothering

bumping kino

>>42717647
>>42718146
Same fedora

>>42718608
glimmer is so smug!

>>42718734
Yes, that's you.

>>42720507
Why do you keep swishing your trenchcoat?

>>42720616
Why do you keep posting your selfie, christcuck?

im eating my popcorn at this religious argument lel

>>42721266
In this moment you are euphoric and trans.

>>42721327
>projection
All christcucks are troons to let the brown invaders in as their jewish masters intended.

stop fighting wtf

>>42721791
You reject the image of God for the image of an antichrist and call someone else a troon. Detransition and repent for your walk ends at the lake of Gehanna.

Do your fucking job jannies. None of this Christcuckery is on-topic (for a thread that is of questionable quality in the first place).

>>42723097
They don't even know this thread exists, anon. Report the christfagging and they will see the christfagging. Sitting there screaming into the void does nothing.

>>42723100
>Implying reporting does anything
Funny joke

>>42617666
Hail Satan!

>>42617372 (OP)
>"help" someone lost by turning them into a tranny
These shits deserve Creaturequestria.

>>42723244
janny classic

>>42617372 (OP)
This is why Rarity is the best pone. Gosh

>>42695818
you are LYING.

>>42724076
No, i'm in equestria right now ;)

>>42617372 (OP)
I see... So true...

>>42617372 (OP)
God would not send you to Equestria just so you could troon out.

>>42617806
guess i'm a object now

Okay, real talk.
Why is 90% of Rarity's fanbase a bunch of trannies who want to be dressed up by her?
Like I know a ton of Rarity fans and the vast, vast majority of them are trannies.

The remaining 10% is porn addicts Rarity would want nothing to do with as a romantic, but that's besides the point

/mlp/ janny is a faggot

>>42617372 (OP)
thanks rarity

>>42726213
Who's your favourite pony?

>>42680153
delete this

>>42727584
Applejack. Rarity is my second favorite. Thought you had me there, huh?

>>42728105
so are you the 90% or the 10% as a rarity fan

>>42728122
Neither, because I am based

>>42728126
So you're not a rarity fan then judging by your comment?

>>42728128
Less of a fan and more of a casual Rarity enjoyer. Ceetainly a good pony.

>>42728656
Okay then I am a fan. I am a troon, before you ask, but it doesn't change shit. At least I am ashamed of myself like god intended and not RPing out my fantasies on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>42726213
She's the most feminine pony with the most feminine interests and hobbies. Of course troons will be drawn to her, they want to BE her.

>>42726213
>>42728697
Adding on, most people decide their favorite character almost entirely on which one they relate to the most. So out of the mane 6, it's most likely going to be either at Rarity or Fluttershy that a troon will look at and think "She just like me fr fr no cap"

>>42728697
What about Fluttershy though? She is at least comparably feminine. Why not choose her as your role model?

>>42728740
I think a lot of them do, see>>42728730 . But the thing with Rarity is that she's a lot more glamorous and high flying. She's rich, has amazing fashion sense, is refined and upper class, etc. Unless someone is super introverted, the idea of being Rarity is probably a lot more appealing than the idea of being Fluttershy.

>>42728758
>has amazing fashion sense
Do we watch the same show? Rarity just sticks gemstones onto shit. I know lorewise she has a great fashion sense, but outside of the show it's tacky and quintessential nouveau riche style.
>Unless someone is super introverted
I'd assume they are generally

>>42728786
>Rarity just sticks gemstones onto shit.
>outside of the show it's tacky and quintessential nouveau riche style.
Ok well yes, but like you said, within the context of the show, her fashion sense is supposed to be amazing, hence troons will look at her and think "Oh I'm glamorous and have amazing fashion sense too she just like me fr fr"
Besides, have you seen the shit some trannies will wear? They are exactly the types to look at Rarity's "tacky and quintessential nouveau riche style." and think it's unironically the best looking thing ever.

>>42728815
I mean were a(n) (aspiring) woman I would also love to be like Rarity. She is kind of a loser and has many faults of femininity but in such a proportion that she remains very likeable and endearing, dare I say.

>>42728815
I think a big part in it is that Rarity is realistically someone who could help with expressing femininity if asked. Of all the mane six if one of them were to dress you up in feminine clothes and encourage femininity from you that would probably be Rarity, regardless of everything else.

>>42728697
Troons would be more drawn to Fluttershy than Rarity.

>>42617372 (OP)
>God takes pity on you
He's doing it again... Just fuck my shit up without pretending something nice is coming first please?

>>42728730
>most people decide their favorite character almost entirely on which one they relate to the most
They do? I choose my favorite based on which one I'd like to spend time with the most. I love Fluttershy.

>>42729409
>I choose my favorite based on which one I'd like to spend time
Like I said, most people. There's always exceptions here and there, but most people, especially normies, if you ask who their favorite character in any series is, their answer is most likely to be "I like X character because I relate to them".
Hell, for an MLP related example, just look at Mr.Enter. His favorite pony? Fluttershy. Why? Because he finds her relatable. His least favorite pony? Applejack. Why? Because he doesn't find her relatable.
For a lot of normies, this is sadly the extent of their consideration.

>>42729485
Not necessarily MLP related but is this really how it works? Even as a kid I think I never liked characters I could personally relate to. I always liked characters who had qualities I loved but if anything those qualities were often the ones I didn't have.

>>42729301
They flock to Twilight and everyother pony pales in comparison.

>>42729533
>is this really how it works?
In my experience, yea. First and foremost reason most people give as why a particular character is their favorite is because they relate to them. Anything else is usually secondary to that.

>>42617372 (OP)

God sends me to Equestria.

I question what is this place.

I fly to the atmosphere hoping to escape this hellhole.

God shoots lighting at me and I get burned alive.

FIN.

>>42729778
kino

>>42729778
Why does god send you to Equestria and then kills you?

>>42730966
he just can

>>42617377
Fuck you, yes.

>>42731546
Bit rude isn't it?

>Dear Princess Celestia,
>SEND HELP WE HAVE A RAPIST IN PONYVILLE
>HE'S CLIMBING IN MY WINDOW

>>42733150
>He's snatching all the ponies up!
>We've hidden the foals, hidden our wives, and even our husbands because he's raping everypony!

>>42733150
CAN ANYONE STOP THIS MENACE?!

>>42733941
Nope... he's just too strong!

>>42733941
>that name
WTF

>>42733941
would be friends with this horse

god be like
"nah fug u"
so deep...

god on deez nuts, christcucks be damned

>>42671332
It seems that we yearn for the rock mines with this one

>>42741169
Just like in minecraft!

>>42741853
Brown bricks in minecrap

>>42733941
wtf

>>42617372 (OP)
woah...

>>42744252
what

>>42745049
nothing...

>>42745797
Yeah right bud

>>42617372 (OP)
kino

>>42729778
It's over...

>>42747286
No it isn't.

>>42747725
For you, probably but for me ohhhh....

bump

>>42617372 (OP)
imagine if God did actually took pity on us haha...

>>42749837
Do you have faith in God?

>>42749844
if he was real, maybe

>>42750281
You will never get to equestria

>>42703082
I would be so good to her

>>42750614
Says you, christcuck.

>>42750903
God will not take pity on those who have no faith in him. You premise is to get to equestira, God has to take pity on you.
You will not get to equestria.

>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Apple Bloom finds you while collecting apples
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her bow
>She tries out sorts of knotting techniques on you
>Even brings over Sweetie Belle to do some colouring on you
>Teaches you how to act like a piece of mane accessory
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful bodacious bow
>That's who you are now

>>42750916
god is not real

>>42749837

But he does anon don’t want to get too biblical on this board but he forgives sins of lust to the ponies.

>>42751187
No canon at all. God is disgusted by all sin.

>>42751411
but doesn't he forgive sin or was that Jesus

>>42751715
Jesus Christ bore of all past, present,and future sin of humanity. He reconciled humanity with God the Father. Thereby we are allowed to repent of our sins with God the Father.

If you sincerely ask for forgiveness of the sin from God, God will wipe it from his memory of you.

And if you have issues with having faith in God, ask him for the faith to believe in him.

>>42751823
For reals?

>>42750931
guess im a inanimate object now

>>42752906
Hi, bow.

>>42750931
Did they just skin me and make my flesh shaped like a bow?

Why do you hate the truth Janny?
You can repent and take Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, have you name be written in the book of life, and free yourself from the bondage of satan.

>>42753595
eeyup

>>42617580
I doubt your average normie will have any idea about the whole egg thing

>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>wake up in a field somewhere
>Rainbow Dash finds you while practicing stunts
>brings you up to her cloud house
>offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you'll have to be her new flying partner
>you explain that humans can't fly
>she stares at you blankly
>you stare back
>she finally speaks
>"...Oh. Well that's... that's pretty lame. I think I'm gonna..."
>she slowly pushes you outside her house and shuts the door
>this is your life now

>>42617580
Grooming is okay when a tranny does it, obviously.

Janny you need to seek Jesus Christ while he can still be found.

>>42755107
he does it for free, nothing will save his soul now

>>42754616
damn...

>>42617806
Alas, I truly see.

>>42617372 (OP)
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Starlight finds you while flying her kite
>Despite all the friendship lessons she does not you to her home
>She does not offers you a place to sleep and something to eat
>She does not try to do anything with you
>She does not introduce you to her friends
>She teaches you nothing
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a homeless bum.
>That's who you are now

>>42756886
Wow! Good job Glimmy!

>>42756886
Thank you glimmy, very cool.

>>42756886
sad

>>42756886
Fug... DDDD:

why god should take pity on us I mean have you seen the shit we make on this board?

>>42758929
He forgives sins so its all good.

>>42759728

Even the violent art, animations, and lust we have for the ponies we have on this board.

>>42759887
First two yeah, but the last... I'd say you'd be going to the second layer of hell for that.

>>42759887
Yes.

>>42758929
If I pay the priest money, will he get rid of my sins so I can enter Equestria?

>>42761626

No that is not how it works anon you have to go to mass and donate money there and then confess for your sins.

>>42761791
>No that is not how it works
What is "indulgence"?

deus vult

>>42763184
Cutie Mark Christian Crusaders to reclaim the holy land!

>>42763474
kek nice

>>42617372 (OP)
wut

>>42764775
Yes?

>>42765500
its weird

may god forbid my soul

>>42617372 (OP)
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
That is basically just reincarnation with extra steps. Makes the god's actions redundant. You have already been a mare an infinite number of times, as well as everything else that could possibly exist.

>>42767076
Perhaps even (You)? Food for thought.

>>42767452
deep...

>>42767452
I hope not.

>>42767076
>as well as everything else that could possibly exist.
Like?

>>42769451
Literally everything. You have been every person in this world. And every person in every possible permutation of earth. Every possible permutation of any habitable planet in every possible universe. You have been fictional characters, you have been animals, AI's anything that could possibly exist with even the slightest spark of subjective experience you have been it. Subjective experience is eternal and unending. The only thing which grounds us into our current self is our memories and personality of this incarnation.

>>42769492
>You have been every person in this world.
I don't believe this. I've been only in this flesh vassal and I don't recall anything else if not from this.

>>42769864
Of course you don't remember. Memories are stored in the flesh and when the flesh dies they cease to exist. What continues is the raw experience of being.

>>42769876
I personally believe that the ascended soul in "heaven" can "view" any of the memories it's had in its incarnations and "relive" those moments.

>>42769897
Souls probably don't exist in this universe. But even if there were souls, reincarnation based on souls is a completely separate thing to the unending continuation of subjective experience. Souls are finite and like all things eventually die. But even after the soul dies, subjective experience continues.

>>42767065
May god don't.

>>42770000
rude

>>42769876
>Memories are stored in the flesh
Isn't it in the brain?