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>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Starlight finds you while flying her kite
>Despite all the friendship lessons she does not you to her home
>She does not offers you a place to sleep and something to eat
>She does not try to do anything with you
>She does not introduce you to her friends
>She teaches you nothing
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a homeless bum.
>That's who you are now