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Congratulations anon, you made someone SO MAD that they made a brand new thread just so they could reply to your post without giving a (You).
You butthurt them into soijak behavior. Very impressive.
>>42382745 >You awaken the next morning tucked under a warm blanket. >Huh, where'd this come from? >With a yawn and a quick stretch, you free yourself from the comfy cocoon and head for the kitchen. >The smell of fresh pancakes flood your nostrils. >Beyond the dining room table stands Derpy, eagerly cooking what smells to be another delicious breakfast. >Celestia bless her soul.
"Mornin' babe." You sleepily greet her. >Derpy jumps at the sound of your voice and quickly turns around. >"Good morning, love muffin!" She eagerly responds with a wave.
"Love muffin?" >Derpy blushes and fumbles with her spatula. >"Oh that, uh, I was just thinking that since you gave me a nickname-" >She piles the pancakes onto two plates and slowly carries them to the table. >"Is it time for my good morning kiss, love muffin~?" She coos.
"You know it, babe." >Derpy squees with delight and scrambles towards you. >The nearby chair seems to have other plans, and catches her hind leg with its own. >"Oof!" >You instinctively dash over and catch the silly mare before her face ends up kissing the tile floor. >Derpy quickly regains her hoofing and sighs. >"Thank you, love muffin..." >You give Derpy the kind of kiss that has her giggling like a giddy schoolfilly.
"No problem, babe." >"A-As I was saying-" >She clears her throat and affectionately nuzzles your neck. >"You gave me a nickname, so I thought I could give you one too." >You chuckle and pull Derpy close. >"Do you...like it~?" Her face is flush >You begin to respond but are suddenly cutoff by the sound of thundering hoofsteps outside.