Thread 42384411

This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.

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--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)

InkSlinger:
https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)

https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)

https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)

https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)

Sunn:
https://ponepaste.org/10481 - PegaAnon (Rainbow Dash)

blowingupthemoon:
https://ponepaste.org/10815 - Anon Kirin Story (Autumn Blaze)

https://ponepaste.org/11073 - Nap Duty (Princess Luna)

https://ponepaste.org/10633 - Reunions (Princess Celestia, Fluttershy)

https://ponepaste.org/10781 - Stuck with you for a bit. (Verity)

Mirta:
https://ponepaste.org/10631 - A QUESTion mark tAIl (Zecora)

CosmicButthole:
https://ponepaste.org/11075 - The Re-Awakening of Anonymous (Fluttershy)

ClericalError:
https://ponepaste.org/10847 - Dash thing that isnt really there yet (Rainbow Dash)

Guest (Default ponepaste account):
https://ponepaste.org/10884 - Danger Zone (Cloud Chaser)

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>>42384411 (OP)
Bruh you don't need the spacing between each individual story in the list.

>>42384449
Yes he did, because it pisses you off

>>42384465
Typical plebbit response. You and OP need to go back.

>ponepaste is triggering a "security risk warning"
It's over.

>>42384562
Seems like the https certificate for the site expired a couple of hours ago, I'm sure in some more hours it'll be renewed.

>>42384562
Same as Twibooru every now and then. Give a ping in the fan site alternative thread and the issue whould be solved soon.

>>42384411 (OP)
>with Fluttershy
why

>>42384664
DYEWTS?

>>42384712
Yes, and there are cuter and kinder ponies than Fluttershy. Wholesome pic though.

hugs with Fluttershy

>>42384817
hoofholding with Fluttershy

>>42384817
>>42385498

>>42384562
>>42384578
We're back, ponepaste has fixed the problem.

>>42384736
Coco is fine, but that doesn't make Fluttershy a bad mare by any standards.

>>42385775
>The filly is tired of having her ears covered
You can tell this happens regularly to her

>>42384736
be the change you want to be Anon, make a Coco green
I know we've had a few pegasi Anon and there's a kirin one too, but do we have any that are earth pony or unicorn

>>42384712
look, he is literally me

Bonk.

>>42386871
Pegasus remains a fan favorite as it seems.

>>42384736
Please don't make it about anal though.

There's already a thread for turning Anon into a pony. >>42347233

>>42386871
>but do we have any that are earth pony or unicorn
The Derpy story has an earthpony Anon in it. And I think the anon in the Celestia story a earthpony as well.

>>42388020
I swear that the Derpy story mentioned that Anon used his wings

>>42388020
>You stretch your wings and take to the skies, ready for this boring day of work to end before it even begins.
Anon is a pegasus in the Derpy story.

>>42386658
Fluttershy is mean

>>42388064
The meanest!

>>42382745
>You awaken the next morning tucked under a warm blanket.
>Huh, where'd this come from?
>With a yawn and a quick stretch, you free yourself from the comfy cocoon and head for the kitchen.
>The smell of fresh pancakes flood your nostrils.
>Beyond the dining room table stands Derpy, eagerly cooking what smells to be another delicious breakfast.
>Celestia bless her soul.
"Mornin' babe." You sleepily greet her.
>Derpy jumps at the sound of your voice and quickly turns around.
>"Good morning, love muffin!" She eagerly responds with a wave.
"Love muffin?"
>Derpy blushes and fumbles with her spatula.
>"Oh that, uh, I was just thinking that since you gave me a nickname-"
>She piles the pancakes onto two plates and slowly carries them to the table.
>"Is it time for my good morning kiss, love muffin~?" She coos.
"You know it, babe."
>Derpy squees with delight and scrambles towards you.
>The nearby chair seems to have other plans, and catches her hind leg with its own.
>"Oof!"
>You instinctively dash over and catch the silly mare before her face ends up kissing the tile floor.
>Derpy quickly regains her hoofing and sighs.
>"Thank you, love muffin..."
>You give Derpy the kind of kiss that has her giggling like a giddy schoolfilly.
"No problem, babe."
>"A-As I was saying-"
>She clears her throat and affectionately nuzzles your neck.
>"You gave me a nickname, so I thought I could give you one too."
>You chuckle and pull Derpy close.
>"Do you...like it~?" Her face is flush
>You begin to respond but are suddenly cutoff by the sound of thundering hoofsteps outside.

>>42388020
I left Anonstallion’s race in my ongoing green because it didn’t really play a part in how the story was told. You can headcanon Anon is a Pegasus or unicorn or earth pony or whatever.

>>42388108
Left out his race, fuck me

>>42388088
That is a adorable nickname! Also judging by thundering hoof steps, did Twilight send the royal guard to his house? I wouldn't doubt that Twilight would be that petty with how she reacted beforehand.
>>42388108
Nice, I suppose you gotta keep a note in mind to avoid mentioning Anon using magic or wings to keep it in the headcanon that it could be one of the three pony tribes.

>>42388088
Thunder hoof steps oh boy it's twilight again being the jealous girl stalker again.

>>42388088
Such a wonderful life Anon has with Derpy but it seems like bad news is just out the door now...

>>42388067
So evil...

>>42388088
So wholesome I love this duo

>>42388088
Twilight has brought an army to pry Anon out of Derpy's hooves

Writefags of /anonstallion/. Do you guys usually plan your stories out from start to finish before writing, or do you prefer to just go with the flow as you write? Also, Do you have any advice for fellow Anons who are thinking about writing a story?

>>42388067
Whoa, do they really?

>>42388064
Is this true?!

>>42388088
Brace yourself for Twilight Sparkle crashout #471.

>>42389402
Plan it out before you start writing. You should have the ending and a couple of important scenes thought out. Otherwise you'll get to the middle section and realize you have no idea where you're going with it and lose interest.

>>42386871
Talking about the kirin one, how is blowingupthemoon? Been silent for a while, hope he is OK.

>>42389402
Dash writer here, I'll be honest I've mostly just been going with the flow, when I started the first green I did during the first of these threads, I remember I mostly wanted to explore the idea of how someone would react to having wings, with the emphasis being on freedom with a subtle look into how the pursuit of that freedom might have detriments, such as him nearly crashing into the ground
of course, I knew no one would stick around to see faggy pseudo-philisophical schizo ramblings about "what if we had wings" and I knew I'd like a mare in the green too, so Dash was a perfect choice, I considered Fluttershy, but I imagined the Anon as too focused on flying as often and as long as he could for someone like Fluttershy to make him stop
then I mostly just bounced from idea to idea but tried to make them connect
>Anon dreams and has an encounter with Luna
>As a result he wakes up early
>As a resuly he could encounter Applejack
>How?
>His cloud house drifts
>They get on each others nerves
>Pranks go back and forth and escalate
>What's the worst Applejack could do?
>Put a tree in Anon's cloud somehow
>Rainbow shows up again
>They actually have a connecting moment
and so on and so on until we got to where we are now in the story, I don't exactly have specifically an "ending" in mind, but I know what general direction I want this story to go, and that's been good enough for me whenever I've written green
my advice to anyone who wants to write? pick a mare, pick a race for Anon to be, fuck it, make Anonicorn, pick something you've always wanted to explore, it doesn't matter if it's been done before or not, cause it's still your exploration of the idea and go for it
remember these three things
1) You'll never get good or better at writing if you don't write at all
2) It's never too late to write
3) This is fucking 4chan, no one expects quality, just write, faggot

>>42389402
>plan your stories out from start to finish before writing
We would spend far more time planning than actually writing, which would lead these threads to a swift death. Granted, there is something to be said for creating a basic outline for your story, but going with the flow is the only practical way to write in a timely manner.

>>42390271
Probably won't be even the last one lol

>>42389402
I don’t actually do a lot of planning for the greens I write. Because everything I’ve written for here and Fingerbang is mostly character driven, I write a story by coming up with a core concept for the story and then kind of expanding on that in different ways.
Of course, that comes back to bite me in the ass when I hit a wall and don’t know how to get something I’m writing from point A to point B.
I guess that’s my main advice: make sure you know the story you’re writing

>>42388067
Unf.

>>42388067
So this is what Fluttershy does while nobody looks...

>>42391570
It’s all that sexual frustration from Anonstallion not noticing her

>>42391578
Whew, If so then Anonstallion is going to have so many foals with Fluttershy it'll be suprising for everypony in Equestria!

>>42391578
What did I miss?

>>42391866
I deleted it by accident, oops

>>42391873
Oh, I see. I expected something else.

Up.

>>42390567
That's some neat advice to heed.

>>42384411 (OP)
Crazy Twilight would be quite the mare to be with!

>>42393084
These boots virtually invite fetish play

>>42393645
Like the liquid latex venom symbiote things that's happening to Anon in that picture?

>>42393084
I wouldn't want to get experimented on by Twilight

>>42393654
I have no idea what that is supposed to be.

>>42394094
Exactly as https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2021/12/28/2773612.png depicts, but with Twilight and Anon instead

>>42388064
How is Fluttershy mean???

>>42389402
You should definitely have a general outline but leave yourself room for discovery along the way. It's as easy to burn out on having no idea where to go as it is tying yourself to an immutable outline

>>42392760
very true

>>42394608
DYEWTS

>>42394608
Also, remember Discord magic.

>>42357670

>There was something in the food.
>You already had some and you watched her spool some up around a fork and shove it in her mouth, so you figured it wasn’t anything dangerous.
>Besides, it was tasty.
“No, really. This is delicious.”
>She shied away from your stare as you followed her example and got yourself a bite.
>As you chewed on it, you tried your best but failed to place the sweet and deep, earthy taste that lied in the background.
>The best you could describe it was a mix between spring carrot and blueberry.
“But there’s something in here that I can’t quite place. What could it be?”
>”Oh, it’s nothing.”
>She’d turned back towards you and stared intensely at your fork as you went for more.
“Nothing? Are you sure? It’s the tastiest nothing I’ve ever had.”
>Moving a shod hoof to cover her mouth, she let out a chuckle.
>”Are you sure you want to know?”
“Of course I am.”

>Nightmare’s hooves thudded on the floor as she hopped off her chair.
>”Well then!”
>She horn flashed bright blue.
>Your chair got yanked backwards.
“Aah!”
>Hard enough that you fell with it.
>But, you never hit the floor as a purple glow enveloped you and held you in the air.
>Her metal shoes clip-clopped on the stone floor as she approached and her smirking face soon loomed over you.
>”Since you insist. But, this time you’ll have to do the work for it.”
>Holding you in place, she wheeled around so you faced her behind.
>She then flipped her tail out of the way to reveal that her darkness already had a bead of wetness dripping from it.
>Her horn flashed again as her magic set you the right side up before dissipating.
>You took a step closer and leaned in to take a whiff.
>Hers was a deep, earthy scent that reminded you of spring carrots and blueberries.

>>42395605

>She was soft, warm, and oh so tasty.
>You slipped your tongue between her folds once again and teased out more.
>She shivered and let out a moan.
>Your reward was another drop of her.
>You lapped it up and drew a deep breath.
>The taste made your head spin and your crotch throb with desire.
>More.
>Leaning in, you poked at her with your snout and then with your tongue as she winked.
>“Ah!”
>She shivered again.
>And winked again.
>You licked it again.
>And then set your lips around it and sucked and licked.
>”Nnh. Yees.”
>Her legs got wobbly as the shivers turned constant.
>You took it as a sign that you were doing the right thing and sucked a little harder.
>And prodded and poked with your tongue.
>A rivulet of wetness dripped from her opening and onto your snout.
>It took all your willpower to not lap it up.
>”Ah!”
>She spasmed and spurted juice all over your face.
>You heard the tingle of magic as she pulled you off of herself.

>”Hah… That was…”
>Her scent was like a drug.
>You wanted, you needed more.
>Her ears perked up as she heard your hoof step closer.
>She spread her legs wider and let you hop up and place your front hooves on her back.
>It was a bit awkward with how tall she was, but you’d manage since you had to have her.
>Your first thrust went between her upper thighs and got you thoroughly soaked with her fluids.
>Getting those on you made you so hard and throbbing it hurt.
>The second thrust-
>-went nowhere as she slipped out from under you and let you fall.
>You didn’t even have time to hit the floor as something hard and metallic hit your shoulder and sent you tumbling sideways.
“Ow!”
>Magic flashed above you just before a shod hoof landed on your neck.
>”Now. There is something we need to discuss.”
>Nightmare glared down at you.
>”Your loyalty. I have reason to believe it does not lie with me and only me.”
>You were still so hard it hurt and your head swam from her scent and juices.
>But you needed an answer, fast.
>”Well? Is it me? Or is it her?”

[] Nightmare Moon
[] Princess Luna

https://ponepaste.org/8634

>>42395609
Nightmare Moon
We haven't done much to flirt with Princess Luna back on our side but I would like it if we could once we go back so she can return our affections the same way but I get the feeling it might take longer for her to want to love us and well we already got to do oral sex with her dark side counterpart so let's go do all the way with her instead tell her he loves her wants to be with her so Kirin anon and Nightmare Moon can finally buck each other in her bedroom having with him on top of her doing missionary position kissing and making out with her as he continues thrusting inside her taking a mare's virginity for the first time and a beloved mare taking his for the first time until he completely cums every last bit of himself into her filling her stomach up becoming virgins no longer and be each other special someponies.

>>42395609
Nightmare Moon

>>42395609
Goin' for Nightmare Moon

>>42395109
Fluttershy no! Don't trip rara! Such a meanie...

>>42395609
Why not both?

>>42395609
>”Well? Is it me? Or is it her?”

>>42395609
Nightmare Moon is the no brainer choice

>>42387518
ouch!

>>42394608
>he doesn't know

WHERE THE WRITEFAGS

>>42397947
They're off screen.

>>42397947
Writing, I presume.

>>42395609
Let's allow them to be happy together its been long overdue for this kind of thing to happened between those two. Nightmare Moon.

>>42384736
Love isn't a competition. Would you replace your parents that you love for people with more objective qualities? No, you wouldn't. Because you love them.

>>42395109
I wonder if they can get fixed.

>>42395609
This is what, third? Fourth? Time when she teases us and then wants us to do or say something she wants. This is just a carrot on a stick. It's becoming obvious to me that Luna was right about her when she said Nightmare sees others only as tools to be used as she sees fit.
I'm siding with Luna.

>>42395609
Lewding Nightmare Moon sounds scary.
Which is part of the appeal.

>>42398532
>I'm siding with Luna.
A rare outlier at the moment. But I I kinda have to agree.

>>42387518
bink!

>>42397947
Hard at work, of course.

Late night bump.

>>42390469
Still alive and kicking. Work has been crazy lately, and I’ve had a bit of writers block too. Planning to finally get some horse words done tomorrow though.
>>42389402
>plan your stories out from start to finish before writing, or do you prefer to just go with the flow as you write?
A bit of both. I’ll have a general idea of where I want the story to go, some key moments, maybe the ending, but I don’t plan everything out in detail. A lot of it just comes together. Sometimes a scene or character surprises me and ends up steering things in a better direction than I originally imagined.

>Do you have any advice for fellow Anons who are thinking about writing a story?
Just start writing. Don’t stress about making it perfect, first drafts are supposed to be messy. You can always clean it up later, but you can’t fix what isn’t there. Also, write stuff you actually care about. If you're into it, that energy shows and people will pick up on it.

>>42395609
Having a tall sexy alicorn as our marefriend oh boy yes. Go Nightmare Moon

>>42397947
Dealing with life stuff. Updates will come, don't worry

>>42400697
Luna is a sexy Alicorn too though.

>>42400816
RL can be a pain. Please take your time.

>>42400415
Afternoon bump.

>>42395609
Honestly, I tend to gravitate towards Luna.

ignore the troll post falseflagging as a "drawfag", let the janitor clean it up

>>42400561
The kirin a cute.

>Twilight reappears in ponyville
>anon and derpy are scared
>something happens
Fuck I'm stuck.

>>42403060
Twilight tries to have Derpy arrested, maybe?

>>42403060
Twilight tried a magic spell vom convince Anon of her perspective and it somehow misfires with the usual shenanigans.

>>42403060
like what the anon said below yours, Twilight uses the royal guard to arrest Derpy and Anonstallion finds a way to get her out.

>>42403060
Anon and Derpy both get max wanted levels and have to flee Ponyville.

>>42403060
Another Anon from the top rope

>>42403060
Cadence intervenes to save their love

>>42404451
>Cadence leans in to stop Twiggy from messing with relationships
Yeah, that sounds pretty good.

>>42345585
>"You'll never get away with this, Caballeron!" Daring Do shouted up through the metal cage
"Ah, but, you see, Daring, I already have." Caballeron responded with no small amount of amusement as he slid the medallion over his neck. "But it need not end like this, we could... partner."
>"As if I'd ever partner with a two-bit dropout." Daring spat
Caballeron scoffed. "Please, that university is lucky to call Doctor Caballeron a-"
---
"Wait," you pause, holding up a hoof to Rainbow, sat across from you, "if he's a dropout, how is he a doctor?"
>"Cause that's his name?" Rainbow responds, raising a brow as if it were the most obvious thing
"His... first name is Doctor?" You ask
>"Yeah- well no, I mean- maybe?" Rainbow presses her hoof to her muzzle in thought, as if mentally flipping through all the Daring Do books for answers before shrugging. "It's sort of unclear cause he only ever gets called "Doctor" or "Caballeron" if he has a first name, we never hear it."
"So, he went to a different school for his degree?" You try to clarify
>Rainbow scoff. "He wishes, no he never got his PhD."
"How do you even know that?" You ask exasperated as you turn the pages randomly. "Do we learn this in the book or in one of the other ones?"
>Rainbow is quick to bring her hoof down own and push your book back to where you are
>"Dude! Don't spoil yourself, and A.K. Yearling revealed it in a Q&A at a convention."
"So... you know it's not a title?"
>She nods
"But we never hear a different first name?"
>"That's right"
"So it is his first name?"
>"...maybe? I mean, it's not the weirdest name to have. Ponyville hospital has Nurse Redheart after all."
"I... guess that makes sense." You mull over your own thoughts. "But, a Q&A, really?"
>"Yeeeaaahhh" She draws out the answer, confused by your confusion
>You couldn't stop the scoff and roll of your eyes if you tried
>"What's that supposed to mean?" She asks, eyes narrowing
"Well-" you stop yourself, "no, it's not important."
>"No, no, no," Rainbow pushes, "what is it?"
>You sigh
>You're gonna regret this
>Oh well
"I just think," you roll your hoof as you try to form your words in a way that conveys your thoughts, "that if an author can't have such a simple fact about a character come up naturally in the story, through, say, one of the thousands of cheap one-liners she spouts, then maybe she shouldn't reveal such information in a Q&A." You shrug as your eyes fall back to the page. "Seems lazy is all."
>"Lazy!?" Rainbow all but yells as she jumps to her hooves
>And there's the regret
>"I'd like to see you come up with better one-liners in the heat of the moment!" She says, a huff through her nostrils flicking up a bit of the front of her mane
"Well, sure," you start, "but Yearling has like... years to write these, and she can't come up with something better?"

>>42404924
>"It's a record of what happened!" Rainbow briefly tenses before continuing. "I- I mean it's supposed to be written from the perspective of someone MAKING a record of what happened."
"You'd think they'd make the heroine be a bit more suave then." You mutter with a smirk.
>"And for the record, A.K. couldn't bring up the time Caballeron's lack of a doctorate came up, because then she'd have to reveal how Daring-" Rainbow again tenses and her jaw snaps shut
>You raise a brow at her, waiting for her to finish
>Seconds pass
>Still waiting
>A hoof wave in front of Rainbow's face
>Not even a blink
>Like a statue
>It's slightly unnerving
>You clear your throat
"Ground control to Rainbow Dash" You tap her head and she finally snaps out of it
>"Forget you heard that!" She shouts, sticking her hoof in your face
>This reading session is proving to be more troublesome than it's worth
>You're not even five chapters into this book
"With gusto" Since one wing still works, you use it to bring down Dash's hoof from your face
>Her breathing's a little off as she settles down again
>"Sorry." She murmurs. "It's just-" Again, she stops herself, as if arguing about something. "I... once spoke with A.K. Yearling about it and she told me why she couldn't write it in, and it's a huge thing that she doesn't want fans to know, and she trusted me with-" as she goes into her rant she begins to speak faster and faster until you take your turn to put a hoof in front of her face
"Can we just keep reading the book?" You ask
>Her jaw clicks shut, and relief washes through her eyes at not needing to explain herself
>She nods, and your eyes trace the page for where you left it
---
"Please, that university is lucky to call Doctor Caballeron a dropout of their insular little curriculum. But, you, Daring Do, you understand the true value of these artifacts" The dark earth pony said as the medallion twinkled in the torch light
>"It's value, is its history!" Daring snapped back
"The rhetoric of lesser minds! Of which I do not believe you are, Miss Do. There is power in these artifacts. Real, tangible power." Caballeron scoffed once more as he paced the cage. "But no! The universities would turn these marvels into museum pieces, to be gawked at by common laypony, and have foals by replicas for a hoofful of bits at the giftshop. Ancient perfection!" Caballeron exclaimed, ginning at his own reflection in the medallion. "Turned into paperweights."
---
>"Dude." Rainbow began
>You groan and let your face hit the page
"What?" You ask slowly
>"Your Caballeron voice is all over the place."
>You pause
"What?" You ask, again, exasperated
>"Here, let me show you." She clears her throat. "Your Caballeron is somewhere here," she begins, her usual scratchy voice replaced with a steadier pitch "when it need to be a bit more... here." Her voice becomes a bit deeper, with an accent you can't place. She coughs a little, and thankfully goes back to normal. "Like that, see?"

>>42404926
"What kind of accent even was that?" Your brows knit together as your eyes narrow
>Rainbow just shrugs. "I dunno what to tell you, that's what he sounds like."
"You mean... that's what the character in the book in your head sounds like? What was wrong with mine?"
>Again, Dash pauses, her eyes widening a fraction
>"I mean..." Rainbow's eyes dart back and forth. "At- at a con, Yearling had some professional actors voice some scenes, so..."
>Wow
>She's REALLY into this series
>You chuckle
"Nerd."
>Though muttered under your breath, Rainbow hears and glares
>"I'd like to see you say that to my face" She glowers
>Leaning forward a little, you push the tip of your wing into her snout
"Nerd~" You tease out
>She bats your wing away, going between chuckling, to sneezing, to glaring
>"Just- read the book." She shuffles on the couch as you look back down, muttering to herself
>Briefly, you look to the side, where Tank is sat, patiently watching you two bicker back and forth, a small smile on his wrinkled lips
"So, remind me why we're reading aloud to Tank when you've already read the whole series with him twice?"
>Rainbow rolls her eyes
>She has explained it to you
>But you still find it to be weird
>"With you here, it can be more engaging, more... immersive, cause you can do the guy voices."
"Hooray" You say, unenthusiastically. "I get to be the sidekicks, villains, and nameless goon number one through seven"
>"And I get to be Daring Do and all her secret contacts." Rainbow says with no small amount of pride
"Ego-tripping around the world? Story of your life." You say with a chuckle
>Rainbow joins your chuckles before the two of you return to the book
>At least she lets you take turns doing the narration
>Despite yourself, you do find yourself slightly getting into the adventurous book
>What Yearling lacks in snappy one-liners, she makes up for in her descriptions
>You could almost see the places and artifacts she narrates as if they were right in front of you
>Still doesn't make up that Daring had a one-liner where she rhymed "hench-pony" with "wrench phony"
>You argued with Rainbow Dash for a long time about whether that's a real phrase or not
>It didn't actually matter to you, you just wanted to see how long you could get her to argue about something
>As you glance down at the book, you notice yourself squinting at the pages more to focus
>When did it get so dark?
>Your peripheral vision is dimmer too
>Looking over to the side, you see the sun starting to set outside your window
"And, pause for the day" You say, casually closing the book
>"What!? But we were just getting to the best part!" Rainbow protests
>A hop takes you off the couch and you stretch out on the floor, enjoying the clicks going through your joints
"Dash, we've been at the best part for the last few hours"
>You twist your hooves back and forth to get some blood flowing into them again, wincing ever so slightly at the pins and needles
>"That's cause it's all good!"

>>42404927
>Rainbow's in front of you again
>Determination in her eyes
>Along with your own reflection
>Wow, you look as tired as you feel
>With a click of your neck, you shrug at the pegasus mare
"I'm tired Dash, good voices don't come from tired minds."
>You hear her scuff her hoof against the floor of your house as she mutters
>"Voices weren't even that great..."
"Oh, good!" You respond, smiling over your shoulder. "Guess we can stop this book club you set up!"
>"Wait no!" She quickly corrects, trotting after you into your kitchen "I just meant they could use some work"
"We'll work on them tomorrow, what kind of granola do you like?" You ask, hoping to change the subject
>She just tilts her head at you
"It's late, I need food, but I'm too tired to cook. So, granola." You say, holding up a chocolate granola, and a honey one
>Dash looks between the snacks and then at you
>You can't tell if that look is irritation from you dropping the book like a bag of hammers, or disbelief at your idea of a meal
>Eventually she realizes your not joking and relents. "Fine. The chocolate one."
"Too bad, it's the last one and I want it." You push the honey one to her chest as you awkwardly tear open your own and bite into it
>Rainbow looks between your granola before flapping her wings into a half hover as she sits on your kitchen counter
>While she's not as clumsy as you, you're at least glad to see that these wrappers aren't only your bane to open
>Rainbow half-heartedly bites into her, occasionally shooting glances at yours "...Rarity would have let me have the last one."
>That draws a laugh from you that you quickly have to stifle behind a hoof as a stray graola crumb falls to the floor
"Well, if my mane ever goes purple and I lose my wings, then you can have the last one."
>She scoffs a little at your rebuttal then chuckles as you both quickly finish your "meal"
>"How's the wing?" Rainbow asks as her energy from reading the book finally seems to ebb as she relaxes on the counter
>You flap your good wing a little and shift your other as well as you can through the cast
"They feel alright I guess. Just gotta follow the doctor's orders and I should be alright."
>She nods along, a small smile on her lips, clearly still eager at the idea of making another bet with you
>For some reason
>"Well, I should go wake up Tank and head out." She says, hopping off your counter and sauntering back over to the tortoise
>Her words make you pause though
"Wait, he's asleep?" You follow after her, and sure enough, the tortoise is fast asleep
>"Has been for a while actually." She states
"Then... why were we still reading?" Your brows furrow in confusion
>She hums at your question
"We were reading so we could do the voices for him, if he was asleep, why did we keep reading?" You clarify
>"I just..." Rainbow pauses and her eyes flicker around briefly before meeting yours again "didn't notice until now"

>>42404932
"Rainbow, you can fly at mach speed, do you really think I'd believe you wouldn't notice a sleeping tortoise?"
>"Well you didn't notice either!" She says, accusingly pointing a hoof at you
"Rainbow I regularly nosedive into the ground, and, until about a week ago, didn't know there was a difference between a turtle and a tortoise." You remind her
>Your words seem to catch her as she sputters for a different explanation before simply huffing
>"Whatever, bye Anon." She says, quickly setting Tank onto her back
"Same time tomorrow?" You ask sarcastically, amused at experiencing the rare act of catching her out
>She simply lets out an affirmative grunt before letting the door swing shut behind her
"Same time tomorrow" You nod to yourself as you continue to smirk at the door
>Your ears twitch as you catch the faint sound of powerful wings flapping as Rainbow carries herself away for the night

https://ponepaste.org/10481#3689

>>42404935
hope you guys enjoy it, and I went through and fixed any spelling mistakes I could find in the paste

>>42404935
Very good as usual, love how the paste shows how much Rainbow Dash loves the Darling Do books. Quite comfy!

>>42403060
>Fuck I'm stuck.
That rhymes. You're throwing poetry even when you have a writer's block.

>>42404935
excellent update to the story i have enjoyed it and waiting for more

>>42404935
Comfy little update!

>>42404935
Cute update. when they going to fuck?

>>42406887
>spoiler
Yes.

I’ve been wanting to draw something for a while, so here’s one based on CosmicButthole's green.

>>42407031
Adorable drawing anon, I love this!

>>42407031
Nicely done. Here's to hoping someone colors it.

>>42407031
Very cute and based. Bless you, drawfag. These threads always need more pics, it's a real shame that Anonstallion has such little art of him.

>sunny skies
isn't that the mayor of hope hollow?

>>42407409
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/20685/sunny-skies-all-day-long

Closest thing of canonicity to a disguised Celestia is her alter ego Golden Feather.

>>42407409
The story of Celly going incognito is way way older than the Rainbow Roadtrip.

>>42407031
Ooo excellent drawing, very good!

>>42407031
Cute. Nice work, drawfriend.

I'LL NEVER GET THIS IDEA TO WORK
NEVER
NEVER
NEVER

>>42408846
Writer's Block must be going crazy it seems. Hopefully a good idea comes to you

>>42407409
I'm glad no one tried to imply that Celesia would be trying to disguise herself as a stallion.

>>42407031
You're just reminding me that there aren't any updates :(

>>42410055
Believe in the heart of the drawfags, Anon. It will happen.

>>42397947
Busy with work and everything else in life and also considering how bad you should have it for choosing with your dicks instead of brains.

>>42410934
>also considering how bad you should have it for choosing with your dicks instead of brains
Uh oh. Not darkly foreboding or anything.

>>42407409
>>42407427
It looks like the name Sunny Skies came from this card on /CHAG/
https://mlpchag.neocities.org/view?card=Ponyo/Sunny%20Skies.png
The mobile game features her, but she’s just named Disguised Celestia

>>42410934
Whelp, I am already regretting my decision.

>>42411721
What happened?

>>42411731
Writefag is implying that shit will hit the fan because we chose poorly.

>>42407031
Hey, that’s some wonderful art! Great job, Anon!
I’m gonna get back into writing tonight, life has settled down a little and I finished my latest art piece.

>>42407050
>>42407054
>>42407069
>>42408100
>>42408290
Thank you, Anons! Here's another one based on blowingupthemoon's green.

>>42410055
Writing takes time, Anon, an update will come... eventually.

>>42412138
Thank you, CB! Can't wait to see what you've been cooking up.

>>42412343
So cute! Also Anon's eyes look like pokemon ball, haha.

>>42412560
Thanks, now I can't unsee it.

>>42412560
Yeah it kinda does lol. I saw someone doing the same thing and I thought it looked neat, so I've just been shading characters' eyes like that.

>>42412343
very adorable drawing, drawfriend

>>42412343
Blessed image. Really good stuff.

Posting my first Anonpony Writing!

Going to take a bit of an unusual turn for Anon in this story. I hope y’all like it. Though I will be honest, I’m not the best writer.

Chapter I
>1995.
>New year, new you.
>Or at least an idea of a new you.
>Nobody keeps those resolutions for more than a week.
>You sit up on the roof of your 1983 Ford Ranger.
>It’s a beater, but it’s better than nothing.
>The fender is barely holding on.
>A headlight is out.
>And the windows feel like you have to crank a boulder on a jack to open them.
>Probably should fix the headlight though.
>Might get pulled over for it.
>19 year old in a traffic stop sounds like a horror film for college students.
>You shake your thoughts away about the car, and refocus on the cliff you’re parked on.
>Or what’s in front of it.
>The view of Biloxi was pretty up here.
>Felt like the only pretty city in Mississippi, right on the beach.
>Everywhere else was okay, but this was a gem.
>The casinos looked real pretty, though the memory of getting thrown out of that one when you were 14 muscles it’s way to the front of your mind.
>Think of something else.
>Housing was surprisingly cheap for the area.
>Well, no intriguing thoughts are popping up.
>Might as well sleep.
>You remember it’s new year’s night.
>Neighbors would either get drunk or blow out backs.
>It’s probably both.
>Sleeping in the car suddenly gets way more appealing.
>Jumping down and opening the door, you crawl into the backseat.
>Locking the door behind you, another thought comes to mind.
>You remember that you did lock your apartment, and your 2 seconds of panic subside.
>Before you sleep, your hand instinctually grabs the box of VHS tapes you have.
>Even when you were a kid, VHS was always such a cool thing to you.
>Recording memories and see Tom Cruise?
>Absolutely amazing.
>With your hand firmly protecting your precious treasure, your eyelids grow quite heavy.
>Least it was easy to fall asleep tonight.
<>
>”Who is he?”
>”He just showed up on the side of the lake, I genuinely don’t know who he is.”
>By instinct you start to speak and try to get up.
“I’m sorry officer; I’ll mo-“
>You fall right back onto your back.
>Are your hands covered in butter or something?
>You inspect your trusty righty.
>…
>That’s a hoof.
>What.
“Is this some elaborate prank where y’all stuck me in a horse suit or something?”
>The blurry white and pink blob slowly comes into focus.
>Some sort of…
>What.
>Horse?
>Wearing a nurse hat, and it looks like a she.
>“You’re not in a tailored suit, but confusion is normal when somepony unconscious wakes up.”
>Using your newfound limbs, you sit up on the hospital bed.
>At first the equine nurse instinctively tried to stop you.
>But she let you get up and leave the bed.
>It’s hard to walk with four legs, but it’s easy enough to figure out.
>After falling once, you spot a mirror on the side of the bed.

>At this point the nurse is just watching you get acclimated to your environment.
>Finally, you can see how to get this suit thingy off.
>It feels pretty real though, a bit too expensive for a prank.
>You try and pick up the hand mirror on the bed stand next to the hospital bed.
>After fiddling with it, you rear like a horse and try to grab it.
>The nurse seems to look away, her face a bit redder than before.
>Not knowing what she is worked up about, you try to see how bad of a suit they put on you.
>Finally, you get the mirror facing your face.
>…
>That’s not a suit.
>Your face, it’s a horse.
>You blink your right eye, and your reflection perfectly answered you.
>No.
>You don’t believe it.
>A soft voice behind you brings you out of your spiral.
>”Are you okay?”
>You almost forgot she was here.
”Am…Am I actually a horse?”
>The nurse laughs a bit at your genuine question.
>…Would she be considered a nurse or a vet?
>Minor questions for later.
>She responds in a voice of patience and slight tinge of normality, like she is used to hearing this.
>”Of course you are, but with that kind of question you should lay down again.”
>Looking around you only see photos of Horses.
>Colorful, and not like the ones you remember seeing.
>You try and get back into the hospital bed. This is probably a dream anyways.
>”What’s your name?”
“Anon.”
>”…Interesting name, I’ve never heard that before.”
>You look around for anything familiar.
>The mare catches on, and taps your shoulder, if it could be considered that.
>”Oh, If you’re worried about your book and those strange black boxes you had, Dr. Hooves wanted to look at them. He said he’ll dissect them for study. Just thought you’d want to know.”
>What.
>Dissect?
>NOT TOM CRUISE!
>You spring out of the bed in a panic.
“Where is he?”
>She looks a little worried now.
>”A-Anon calm down-“
“WHERE IS HE?!”
>She points to a group of ponies outside,
They all seem to be discussing something over your box.
>The hospital passes in a blur as you gallop to the entrance.
>You didn’t know you’d get used to walking on all fours this fast.
>Not now, Top Gun was in danger.
>You charge through the entrance, and see a pony about to carry your precious VHS tapes away.
>You remember what your father taught you.
>Shoulder charge.
>Ramming into the brown Stallion, he’s sent flying back about 15 feet.
>You take the box and put it behind you, standing guard to your stash of magnetic strips.
>”What the buck are you doin’?!”
>Orange and yellow mare is yelling at you.
>She walks up to you first, but the others move to help the poor Stallion on the ground.
>There’s a fire in her eyes you can’t describe.
>”Why did you go up n’ hurt this poor pony?”
>Sadly the fire wasn’t interest in you.
>Looks like some explaining is due.
>Least you know it’s not a dream.

The Paste Link (Temporary, will scrap the story if it’s not liked); https://ponepaste.org/11257

>>42413292
>1995
>Anonstallion protecting his hoard of Tom Cruise VHS tapes like a dragon
a kek was had and my interest is peaked, my instincts tell me the orange and yellow mare is Applejack, but the lack of mentioning a hat or accent makes me wonder if I'm wrong

>>42413310
Hey, new greens are always welcome, so don't sweat it. Wonder what Anon's gonna say when he finds out he can't watch Top Gun anymore.

>>42413310
I'll tell you if I like it when there's something to like or dislike. All there is so far is an explanation of his life before poni and how he got turned into one. Neither of which interests me.

>>42412343
Cute! I really like the way you fill in the blacks.

>>42413310
I think so far it's pretty good and funny, I want to see what happens next now.

>>42412343
>>42412560
A set of eyes that say "I choose you."

>>42414353
Clever.

>>42414353
heh that's good

>>42413310
I'd like to see more, it has potential.

>>42412343
Wow, this is incredible! You seriously made my day with this! I love how cute verity looks. You really put wind back into my sails with this pic, it’s exactly the kind of boost I needed. Thank you, drawfriend, it means a lot!
>>42413310
Good start. I hope we will get see more.

What if... anonchangeling?

>>42413199
>>42413258
Thank you, thank you.

>>42413823
Thanks, it's very hard not to fill in everything.

>>42415208
Thank (you) for writing such a cute story with Verity! Your Anonkirin story is always invigorating with each update, and I'm excited to see what more you have for us.

Up.

>>42415904
Would anonchangeling stay in the hives or blend in with the ponies?

>>42417149
I imagine Anon would be fed up with Mommy Chrysalis' bullshit and leave for greener pastures so to speak.

>>42417342
Ah, sort of like Thorax?

>>42417811
Oh, please, Thorax is an awkward dork who likes ponies more than his own kind and some kind of giant fag and
shit
He is Anon as a changeling.

>>42417342
>A bug so obnoxious that even Chrysalis throws him out
That would be an achievement in its own way.

>>42415904
https://poneb.in/KtTQLitt
Here is a really good anonchangling green.

>>42418903
ooh it's nice, thanks Anon!

Previously on The Sun in Your Eyes: https://ponepaste.org/11210

>”So what are you going to name her?” Sunny asks you.
>Your attention returns to the massive plush you were just gifted, painful though it is to have Sunny leave your field of vision.
>That’s a good question.
>You look over the mighty, magnificent plush as potential names fill your mind.
>What name could you come up with that could possibly fit such a magnificent creature?
“...I dunno, this is a lot of responsibility, it’s all so sudden!”
>Sunny lightly giggles.
>”A name isn’t something you should wrack your head about, Anonymous. When the time comes, I’m sure you’ll give her the perfect name!”
“Hey, what makes you so sure this phoenix is a ‘her’, anyway?” You ask Sunny.
>”The length of her tail.” Sunny answers matter-of-factly, pointing to the rather long tail on the plush phoenix.
>”Female phoenixes have longer tails than male phoenixes. They use it to attract mates.”
>You’re discovering all sorts of things today.
“Huh, I had no idea.”
>”Perhaps it’s that new slice of insight that will guide you to the perfect name for your new friend!” Sunny beams.
“New friend?” You repeat, looking at the plush uncertainly.
>”Why, sure! We could all use a friend like that in times of loneliness or despair!” Sunny insisted.
“But… but it’s just a plush.” You rebut, trying your best to not sound ungrateful for the imposing gift.
>”Ah, but a friend like that can always be there for you, Anonymous! A plush friend is always there to listen, won’t judge you, and is great for hugs!”
>It is true, this plush does seem very huggable.
>”And there’s nothing wrong with keeping a plush friend beyond your childhood years. It’s important that you never lose the ability to feel young, no matter how life may change you.” She adds.
>Better test her hypothesis.
>You glance over your shoulders to see if anyone was looking at you and Sunny to make sure the coast is clear.
>Then, you wrap both your forelegs around the mighty phoenix plush and give it a great, big hug.
>...It feels nice.
>Really nice.
>It feels as warm as an actual phoenix.
>Rather, as warm as you imagine a phoenix to feel.
>Phoenixes have feathers and not fur, but this doesn’t stop you from enjoying the comfort it provides.
>Your eyes slide shut and you gently smile, indulging yourself in the hug you’re sharing with the plush.
>Then your eyes snap open when you realize what you must look like.
>From your understanding, mares don’t really like overly-sappy guys.
>You blush sheepishly and relax your grip on the toy.
“Sorry…” You mutter.
>”No, don’t be!” Sunny insists with a smile. “What you just experienced was wonderful to see!”
>You gently laugh with a smile to match hers.
“Thank you again for this, Sunny. You really are incredible.” You softly say to her.

>>42419690
>A blush crosses Sunny’s face as she uses her wing to cover her smile.
>Oh, shoot, there goes your spaghetti.
“I- I mean, THIS is incredible. You know, the… phoenix plush… yeah…” You clumsily attempt to walk back what you said.
>There’s a look that flashes in her eyes that you can’t quite decipher, but she still smiles.
>”Ah, yes, of course…” She chuckles, looking down at the ground.
>You two stand there, suffocated by the silencing power of awkwardness.
>A power you’re far too familiar with.
>You better do something.
“We could, uh, keep checking out the festival?” You suggest.
>”Hm? Oh, yes, splendid idea, Anonymous!” Sunny says, perking back up.
>But there’s still something weighing her down…
>Hopefully something the fair has to offer can fix that.
>And, looking around, you spot just the thing.
“Look, the line at Sweet Apple Acres’ stand is shorter now, and it looks like they’ve still got plenty of cider!” You point out to Sunny.
>There’s only a few ponies in line for some of the Apple family’s award-winning, all natural apple cider, and Big Macintosh has just lugged over another crate full of the bottled goodness.
>”How fortuitous! Good eye, Anonymous!” Sunny congratulates you.
>The two of you quickly make your way over to the line, which moves much quicker than the line for Mr. and Mrs. Cake’s baked goods.
>Which makes sense, you don’t have to worry about choosing what you want when they’re only selling one thing.
>Before you know it, you two are at the front of the line, facing a peppy but faintly tired Applejack behind the register and in front of the crate of cider bottles.
>”Howdy there, folks! Say, that’s one heck of a prize ya got there, Anon!” Applejack chuckles as she looks up at the plush you lug around.
>You adjust your grip on the thing to better address the farmer mare.
“Heh, thanks. Sunny here actually won it for me.” You admit.
>”I saw! That was some mighty fine work puttin’ that connivin’ jerk in his place!” Applejack compliments Sunny, who dismisses the praise with a wave of her wing.
>”That’s all in the past, we’re presently more interested in your wares.”
>”Well, you’re in luck, ‘cause we got a special deal goin’ on just for today: a bit for a bottle!” Applejack greets you and Sunny.
>Geez, with a price like that, it’s no wonder they’re selling like Pinkie’s hotcakes.
>”That sounds wonderful! We’d like two bottles, please!” Sunny says to Applejack.
>”Alrighty then, that’ll be two bits!” Applejack responds, getting two bottles of cider ready.
>You instinctively reach for your pouch to pay for the cider.
>So does Sunny.
>You two meet each other’s eyes, trapped in a well-intentioned stand-off.

>>42419692
>With your eyes locked, you share a silent conversation.
>You covered the cost of the cake, but she won you the phoenix plush.
>You two have each gone the extra mile for each other today, the best thing to do would be to meet in the middle and both pay for your own bottle of cider.
>Or each other’s bottle of cider.
>It’s the thought that counts.
>Both you and Sunny draw a single bit from your satchels and place it on the counter for Applejack.
>You two maintain unbreaking eye contact with each other, both of you ready to protest if the other draws out two bits.
>”Well, ain’t you two paintin’ a picture.” Applejack remarks as she takes the bits and slides over the two bottles of cider.
>”Ah, my apologies, I should have introduced myself. My name is Sunny Skies, and I’ve decided to visit Ponyville for the festivities. Word of your farm’s spread all the way to Canterlot, you know.” Sunny politely introduced herself.
>Just then, Applejack leers at Sunny, in much the same way Pinkie did.
>”Sunny Skies… have we met before?” Applejack asks her.
>Sunny steps back and looks around nervously.
>”Uh… no, I don’t believe we have…”
>”...Were you ever at the Grand Galloping Gala?” Applejack interrogates her further.
>”No!” Sunny answers.
>”I- I mean, yes! Yes, I have! You see, that’s where I initially heard of your fine farm, because you and your family had a stand there, too!” Sunny recovers.
>Applejack leers at Sunny even more.
>”If that’s so, then how come I ain’t remember you actually buyin’ anythin’ from us back then?”
>”Uh…”
>Sunny takes another step back, more nervously.
>”I wanted to purchase one of your apple pies then, truly, but… being a Canterlot native means you often have to prioritize entertaining high-status individuals…”
>What in the world is going on with Applejack?
>Her and Pinkie, what’s gotten into them?
>You step in to save Sunny.
“Look, if she promised to get some apple pie the next time she sees you at the gala, would you let her off the hook?” You ask Applejack.
>Applejack takes a breath and nods, relaxing herself.
>”’Course… sorry ‘bout that, sugarcube. It’s just… you’re so dang familiar…” Applejack said to Sunny over your shoulder.
>Sunny gently laughs and shrugs.
>”Either way, I’m looking forward to becoming even more familiar, Applejack!”
>Both you and Sunny tuck your bottles of cider into your satchels.
>”You two enjoy those, now!” Applejack bids you and Sunny farewell as you and her step out of line to make room for those behind you.
>”We will! And I promise to purchase from your stand in the future!” Sunny promises Applejack as she makes her way off to the side with you.
>Seems like Sunny has one of those familiar faces that everypony seems to recognize without having met her.
>Except you, she wasn’t familiar to you.

>>42419694
>You two find another secluded spot off to the side of the festival grounds to enjoy your bottles of cider.
>Sunny brings her bottle out of her satchel, using her wing to hold it up towards you.
>”To making new friends!” She offers as a toast.
>Friends.
>Something about that word stings.
>Of course, she is your friend.
>But, looking at her, you have to be honest with yourself.
>She’s so pretty.
>Her mane flows so beautifully, and her eyes are so hypnotic, and she has the prettiest smile you’ve ever seen.
>But that doesn’t compare to her relentlessly positive, upbeat demeanor.
>There’s such a beauty to her.
>...You like her.
>You want to be more than friends with her.
>She’s looking at you expectantly, a seed of worry beginning to grow within those incredible eyes of hers.
>You don’t want to keep Sunny hanging.
>Besides, friendship’s the first step to a strong relationship, right?
>You get your bottle of cider out of your bag and and raise it up to meet hers.
“To making new friends.” You say back to her.
>The two of you clink your bottles together, and take a good gulp of the apple beverage.
>It’s so crisp, it really hits the spot.
>You close your eyes and you can practically see the apple being bucked from the tree and squeezed into cider by the capable hooves of Big Macintosh.
>”Gosh, I’ve missed this.” Sunny sighs, coming up for air after her swig of the cider.
>You pause your drinking to give Sunny a suspicious look.
“What do you mean? Isn’t this your first time having their cider?”
>Sunny’s eyes widen in shock and she almost chokes on the residual cider in her mouth.
>”Ah, well, y-you see, that’s because… uh… an associate of mine brought over a bottle after a… uh… business meeting! Yes! So… I just… wanted to see the ‘real deal’, as you might say!” Sunny clumsily explained.
>Before you could say anything to her, Sunny points past you.
>”Look! Over there! That looks fun!”
>You turn around to see what she’s pointing to, to find the wooden standee for photo-ops.
>On the wood is an immaculately painted display of two proud and powerful ponies lifting the sun up into the sky with their hooves, with two holes cut where the heads would be.
>Rumble and Pipsqueak, two of the local school children, hopped out of the head holes and went off on their merry way, leaving the photo-op vacant for two lucky ponies.
>”Come on, let’s try it out!” Sunny commands you, grabbing the hoof you weren’t using to hold your unnamed phoenix plush and dragging you behind her.
>Sunny excitedly sticks her head through the head hole on the left, leaving the one on the right open for you.
>You get into position, sticking your head through the hole and truly unifying the two forces holding up the illustrated sun.
>Sorry phoenix plush, looks like you’re gonna have to sit this one out.

>The old stallion stationed behind the camera smiles at you and Sunny as he gets the bulb ready.
>”Alright now, big smiles!” He instructs you two.
>You and Sunny oblige him, smiling from ear to ear through the dopey display.
>”Saaaaay ‘sunny’!” He instructs you further.
“Sunnyyyyy!”
>”Sunnyyyy!”
>The camera bulb flashes, blinding you for a split second.
>The light fades, and two black photographs print out from the front of the old stallion’s camera setup.
>He waves them a bit, and like magic, the photo appears and the moment of you and Sunny smiling as wide as a rainbow while miming the act of supporting the sun in the sky is immortalized within the frame of the photo.
>”That’ll be two bits, now! One for each photo!” The old stallion says to you as you and Sunny step out of the wooden standee.
>Acting quickly, you tug along your phoenix plush and retrieve two bits from your satchel, giving them over to the kind old pony.
>He fulfills his part of the deal and gives you the two photos.
>With the photos in your hoof, you really admire how nicely the moment was immortalized.
>Both you and your new friend Sunny, happy as can be, on the longest, most perfect day of the year.
>Physical proof of the benefits of going out and being more social.
>For once, you actually like how you look in a photo.
>But you especially like how Sunny looks.
>She’s so happy.
>To think, you helped make her that happy.
>You were the friend she came to Ponyville looking for.
>...Friend…
“Thank you, sir.” You say to the old stallion managing the camera.
>”You’re most welcome, young feller! Be sure to share with your lady-friend, now!” He chuckles while loading more film into the camera.
“Heh, good idea.” You respond, turning around to face Sunny.
“Here’s your photo!” You smile at her, giving her the second photo.
>”Thank you, Anonymous.” Sunny smiles, but when she looks at the photo, her smile fades.
>You see the side of her you last saw when she admitted she didn’t have many friends.
>Vulnerability.
>Sadness, touching a nerve that runs deep within her.
>It’s like this one photo is putting her at risk of having her entire day ruined.
>Something about the photo upset her, but what?
>It came out looking great.
>Should you ask her about it?
>You don’t want to pry, if something like this is a big deal.
>...You should ask.
>It’s not prying to be concerned about a friend.

>>42419699
“...Hey, Sunny?” You gently say to her.
>Sunny looks back up at you, her eyes barely containing the emotions welling up within her.
“It’s okay if you don’t wanna talk about whatever’s bothering you, but I’m here for you if you do.”
>A single tear trails down Sunny’s cheek as she smiles at your offer.
>She sniffles, and looks around, finding an empty swingset by a playground that’ll give you and her some private space.
>”...Let’s talk over there.” She says to you.
“Okay, Sunny.” You gently respond.
>The two of you (and the phoenix plush) walk over to the swing set and sit down on the old playground equipment.
>Sunny gazes down at the ground, but you keep looking at Sunny.
>Your heart aches seeing her like this.
>You really want to help her, but it’s clear as day that there’s something she’s not telling you.

>>42419700
Lovely update as usual, did the photograph get past the disguise? Hopefully Anonstallion can cheer sunny up!

>This thread has so many greens that I start to mix them up
That's a good sign, actually. Really great job, Anons.

>>42419982
They're all excellent, love waking up to seeing a new green update and reading it all.

Up.

>>42419700
What's gotten dear old Celly sad?

>>42414353
That's almost a Carlos moment.

>>42419700
Kino green cant wait for the next update for it

>>42417811
Yeah.

>>42419700
now that's a good green, I look forward to the next

>>42408846
Does it help to smash your head into a piano?

>>42421606
It turns out concussions do NOT improve creativity or improve writing skills.

>>42419700
I wonder what will Anon name the Phoenix plushie...

>>42422434
That's a real shame.

>>42419700
Great update! Poor anon, falling in love with the mare he just made friends with, I know I'd be doing the same thing. Im curious if Sunny is going to spill the beans.

>>42421565
wait really?

>>42418903
It stings at the microscopic pieces of my heart. Where was this story originally posted?

Chapter II

>The brown stallion stands up.
>He’s not looking too happy about what you’ve done.
>That should’ve been obvious from the outset.
>You think of solutions and excuses out of the problem.
>He DID touch your stuff without permission.
>Then again that doesn’t warrant a shoulder charge.
>Can’t bust a cap in a thief back home.
>Well you probably could back home actually.
>But that logic wouldn’t work here.
>An idea creeps into your panicked brain as the Doctor speaks up.
>“The cost of my injury is yours to pay, not mine.”
>Orange mare with cow…mare? Hat tries to comment with him.
>“You better-“
>Cutting her off, you insist probably one of the hardest deals you’ve made time wise.
“I’ll make it up to you doctor, I-I’ll make more of these.”
>”What would I need with these if they only just contain a roll of funky paper?”
>Wait these horses don’t know what a VHS is.
>That encyclopedia better come in handy.
“You use them for watching things, when you put them in a machine, it can show you moments someo- somepony captured and put into them.”
>Well said, Anon.
>“Well, what will he want with yer boxes that let you see other horses?”
>The Doctor’s love of science gets the better of him, and he can’t resist listening to you now.
>”You mean you can see things that ponies in different places saw and how it exactly occurred?”
“Yes.”
>You coolly reply.
>Though, bargaining for forgiveness of a debt for VHS tapes, a player, and a TV sounds darkly poetic.
>How the hell do you even make a VHS player? Nevermind get it to play?
>You’ll figure it out somehow.
>The Doctor is literally jumping for joy, against the Orange Mare’s wishes.
>”I’ll forgive your transgression if you can make me one of these little things and the means to use them in a week.”
>What.
>A week?
>How does he expect you to make all of this in a week?
>To be fair, he didn’t even know this tech existed until around 2 minutes ago.
“Alright, I can do that. Should I also- wait Nevermind.”
>Not going to make more work you can questionably complete for yourself.
>”I’m Doctor Hooves by the way, nice to meet you.”
>Why is your first friend here someone who you’ve basically sent to the hospital?
>Is the next friend you make going to be someone you almost drown?
>Nope, don’t jinx yourself.
>With the situation solved, the Orange Mare backs off.
>Though she discreetly makes a “Eyes on you” gesture with a hoof.
>The Herd dissipates, and you release a breath you forgot you were holding.
>Taking your precious box, you depart to find any sort of lodging, only to forget you don’t have any money.
>So, you look around for at least some way to help yourself.
>1 week to make a player, and a TV.
>Lord have mercy on your soul.
<>

>Apparently word got out about your little project, and now Hooves has been getting thousands of letters of mail.
>You as well, but to a lesser degree because you only just got this small house.
>Mayor heard of your plight and organized you into a home.
>Some sort of disadvantaged pony program.
>What was it called?
>Section 8?
>Awfully familiar.
>Normally you don’t like to take handouts, but it’s not like you have a choice right now.
>It’s not a particularly bad house.
>One story, a few bits of furniture here and there, fridge, and a bed.
>Has a pretty cabin-like structure to it.
>Wait.
>There’s a fridge?
>There’s manufactured goods in here like canned…
>You don’t even know what vegetable that is.
>How have these ponies not figured out how to record things yet?
>Or how to use electricity to a higher degree.
>This place is weird, man.
>You’ve been spending your time now cramming the encyclopedia that (Luckily) came with you in the box when you left.
>It’s the one your father gave you when you were 7.
>You loved how you could just correct anyone in a room with it.
>Then got endlessly insulted, but that never really bothered you much.
>Good times.
>…Why didn’t your other items come with you?
>Why specifically only the ones you had some sort of connection to?
>You didn’t know, but that wasn’t your main focus yet.
>Back to cramming.
>After a whole 10 seconds of study you’re done with it.
>Old habits die hard
>Someone knocks (Kicks?) at the door.
>Is it that Orange Mare?
>Looking through the peephole, it’s covered in dust but you can see a purple blob.
>Opening the door, it’s a purple mare with…wings?
>What.
>”Hi uh…”
>She’s struggling to form a sentence.

>”I heard about what you’re doing, and I learned that you’re using a book with all knowledge, or that you said it had advanced knowledge. I wanted to see for myself.”
>You’re half tempted to just dismiss her, because you’re done with study for the day.
>But then again she could help you be productive.
>By some grace of god you select the second option.
“Uh- Sure yeah it’s over here.”
>Directing her to the blue book with the knowledge you’ll need to not lose your house, the mare frowns when she sees it.
>”This is just an encyclopedia!”
“I did say it had all knowledge.”
>She seems to get annoyed at your answer.
>”But that’s no- a- Gdl-“
>There’s not a way for the mare to counter your argument, and she stutters excessively before finally speaking a language you understand.
>”I meant new knowledge! Like the thing you’re making with those weird boxes! Not stuff we already know.”
>You get annoyed and open to a page on internal combustion engines.
>She suddenly jumps backwards in fear, and you instinctively flinch and turn your head towards the Purple Mare.
“What?”
>”What’s that creature?! It’s freaking me out!”
>You’re confused.
“What creature?”
>She points to the image next to the diagram.
>It’s a mechanic working on a-
>Oh.
>Ohhh…
>You search your mind for excuses.
>At this point, it’s just automatic when you’re a student.
“Just a creature that’s from the place I came from. Just ignore it.”
>”…Okay…”
>She’s skittish near the book now, but quickly gets fascinated by the principles mentioned.
>Obviously this is not a field you specify in, but at minimum you know SOME of how a car works.
>”That’s so cool! It uses compression of hydrocarbons with an electric spark to enable an explosion to generate mechanical power! But where can we-“
>You’re lost.
>You know nothing about cars now.
“What?”
>She just continues rambling like she hadn’t heard you.
>Least you’re somewhat productive.

Upping because the board is under attack again.

>>42423615
Ooh good update to the green, Anonstallion is for sure going to have to rely on Twilight to even make what is needed for the doctor.

>>42418704
>He is Anon as a changeling.
That bug would starve in days though.

>>42424089
Thorax was starving, too.

>>42424183
>Anon is forced to become a Skittlebug
Now that would be pretty funny.

>>42423939
>Anonstallion is for sure going to have to rely on Twilight
I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing

>>42424512
Not like he has a chance with the promise, I don't think not even anyone here knows how to make a VHS player so you'll have to rely on her no matter what.

>>42424707
>I don't think not even anyone here knows how to make a VHS player
Considering that these things don't get built anymore, it's a vanishing craft in general too.

>release 1-2 parts every week like a lazy retard
or
>write and release the rest of the story in one big chunk
pick your poison.

>>42424971
I'd say one big chunk if its' very near the end then

>>42424980
The Anon x Derpy story is almost done, but it feels like it's going to drag on for another 10 parts or so. I'm not good at writing short simple lines that keep the pace flowing.

its all still here, i swear i think i contributed to one of these anon pony threads as a teen back when the show was new

>>42424971
Write and release the rest of the story in one big chunk. It's simpler that way plus we still have to see the lewd sexy scenes.

>>42423615
Thanks for the new chapter as I'll be waiting for the next one to read.

>>42425291
No problem Anon, I appreciate the support on it.

>>42424992
Ahh then for sure big chunks 100%.

>>42424992
Looking forward to the conclusion.

>>42423615
Anon is casually introducing electronics into Equestria. Wonder what stuff is going to be made out of that as anon tries to make sure his vhs tapes are not destroy and the sort.

>>42426154
>Wonder what stuff is going to be made out of that
Probably something silly or downright crazy.

>>42416283
quite so

>>42424980
this

>>42423615
It’s a good thing those VHS tapes had tom cruise movies on them and aren’t like saló or a serbian film
Although if he had Eyes Wide Shut…

>>42395848
>>42396183
>>42396357
>>42397469
>>42398271
>>42398872
>>42400697

“You. I’ll do anything for you.”
>Nightmare stared at you for an instant before her lips curled into a wicked smile.
>”Prove it. Tell me what she’s planning.”
>You drew breath, and paused to stare at her with your mouth left hanging open.
>You really shouldn’t, but you also really needed her.
“She’s gathering weird shadow artifacts to wake up her sister.”
>Nightmare’s eyes went wide.
>”Well. I’ll be.”
>She lifted the hoof off your throat and onto her chin.
>”How long do I have until she is successful?”
>Rolling onto your back, still hard and throbbing, you had to pause for a second.
“Umm. I’m not sure. Probably a day or two? It sounded like she still needs us to find two things. Well, one now that we just found one.”
>Her lips pursed as she rubbed her chin.
>”Hmm. I suppose it would be asking too much to have you toss what you already found. So, make sure your next expedition is unsuccessful – and make sure you spend your nights at the castle so you can help me.”
>There was a short pause as she looked down at the floor in front of her.

>You were just about to roll back onto your hooves as she flashed a smile at you.
>”I also suppose it would be bad manners to leave you like this.”
>She reached out and poked your extremely erect cock with a shod hoof.
>The best you could manage was a rather silly grin.
“Please?”
>Her horn lit up as she pulled your limbs out wide and held you spread eagle.
>She then bowed down and stuck her snout right at your base to take a deep sniff.
>”Yep. Smells like me.”
>Nighmare let out a chuckle.
>”I tend to have that effect on stallions.”
>You would’ve liked to do something as she stepped over you, but she had you held down.
>So you lied on the floor and watched her bend her rear legs and drop her hips.
“Nnh.”
>She was hot.
>Hot, soft, and extremely wet, as she slid herself back and forth along your length.
>You were covered in her before but that made you drenched – and made the aching throbs even worse.
>”Here I go, ready or not.”
>She slid herself up to your tip and past it, then grabbed you with her magic.
>Holding you up just a little bit, she slid back.

>>42427298

>Your tip pressed against her entrance.
>You gasped for breath as you popped in her.
>Hot.
>Tight.
>Wet.
>That’s how she was.
>”Do you like it?”
>She slid herself all the way back, taking you to your hilt.
>Your eyes rolled back and a thigh twitched with pleasure.
>”I’ll take that as a yes.”
>She swayed her hips, making you moan.
>”Definitely a yes.”
>Pulling back up, she let out a moan herself.
>And drove herself back down with a loud plap.

>You were near the edge before she even started.
>It only took a few pushes to drive you over.
“Ah!”
>She drove herself down as you came.
>You came deep inside her.
>”O-ho? Already?”
>It was a big one.
>Spurt after spurt, it kept going.
>You felt faint and light-headed.
>And still, she squeezed down on you.
>And lifted herself up, and drove herself down on you.
>”I wasn’t done yet.”
>Slap. Slap. Slap.
>She kept going.
>Going up about halfway each time, then slamming back down.
>You…
>Didn’t go soft.

>>42427305

>Her insides turned from heavenly soft to rough like burlap.
>You tugged at your magical restraints, but to no avail.
>They had no give.
>And neither did she.
>She kept going.
>Plap. Plap. Plap.
>Up and down, taking your entire spent and aching length each time like it was nothing.
>”Ahn!”
>She moaned and picked up speed, slamming into you harder and harder.
>Your hips felt like breaking as she dropped her entire weight on them.
>You wanted to cry out, but were afraid of what she might do.
>A toothy grin spread to her face as she watched you shift and squirm under her.
>She got even wetter and faster.

>You weren’t sure how long she rode you for.
>All you knew that each time you squirmed or yelped, she moaned as her insides twitched and squeezed you.
>The more you squirmed, the more she moaned and the faster she moved.
>Your hips screamed with a tearing pain and her insides were so rough you were afraid of getting torn.
>As you tugged at your restraints with all your might, she drove herself down one more time.
>”Ahhn!”
>And moaned and twitched.
>You felt a gush of warm fluid wash over your nethers.
>She fell forwards onto you, slamming her front hooves on the floor just beside your ears to stop herself just short of crushing you.
>”Hah. That was…”
>Still holding you in place, she leaned down to place a long kiss on your lips.
>She finally rolled off of you as she pulled back and gasped for air.
>You popped out of her and flopped onto your own belly, still hard and aching.
>”You’re mine. Mine, my love. You will love me, and only me.”
>The glow around her horn fizzled out, as did your restraints.
>Looking down, you saw yourself chafed and red in places, but not bleeding.
>”Oh. That.”
>Nightmare swung her head to it and tapped your tip with her horn.
>You throbbed at the touch, then flopped and retracted back into your sheath.
>”I wish we had more time, but alas.”
>She planted a smooch on your cheek.
>”Buy me more time. And come back soon.”

***

>You woke up to streams of tears running down your cheeks.
>A mild, throbbing pain radiated from your hips.
>Sliding a hoof out from under the covers, you wiped your face with a fluffy fetlock.
>”You okay there?”
>Tempest stood next to the bed, still a bit bleary-eyed but far more awake than you.
>”At first I thought you were having a wet dream, but then you started crying and thrashing about.”
>She cocked her head and arched a brow.
>”Then I realized ponies don’t dream in here. So what was that?”

What would you like to do?

>>42427309
Ignore her question and return to the mission. She doesn't need to know.

>>42427309
Well the Kirin is no longer a virgin same goes for Luna's dark side Nightmare Moon yes finally he gets to buck a mare in a sensual loving experience it was truly a night for them to remember she really went cowgirl on him like crazy she even confess to wanting to love him as her only beloved hope the next time they get intimate nightmare will let him take charge of the next type of intimacy they'll do together. Also part of me really hope we can find a way to have sex with princess Luna and somehow find a way to save her and Nightmare Moon without them trying to destroy each other but rather accepting to coexist together into one entity and one mind. Not to mention, anon still has more mares that caught his eyes he wants to make love to Tempest and Miss Fleur not sure about Sassy Saddles but wouldn't mind if he can get her too. Perhaps maybe even Princess Celestia too if we manage to wake her up from her coma.

As for Tempest she could smell a lie coming from a mile away better come clean with her, so tell her what happened and how Nightmare Moon wants him to sabotage our second shadow artifacts expedition in order to prevent Celestia from waking up so Tempest doesn't try to keep an eye on us in a suspicious manner with so much distrust. Ask her while he was over there on the other side did anything happened between them last night after they nuzzle their foreheads together?

>>42427309
Don't tell her anything and continue on.

>>42427110
out of 10!

>>42427309
Wrap yourself in a hug with Tempest and apologize if we scared or worried her say he had a fight with the dark alicorn due to him making it difficult for her to reach him because he's no longer in close approximately to the Castle which in the aftermath he lost the battle hence the crying and thrashing about and wishes that he wasn't magically rudely interrupted by the dark princess mention how he finally have a chance to bond and connect with tempest shadow which he wanted to do lewd things together with her in the shared bedroom moment they were about to have only to be cut short by nightmare moon.

Slidefag awareness bump.

>>42428563
it is what it is sadly

>>42428791
Truly it is.

>>42427309
Tell her the Truth

How about another new green, /mlp/?

>You really picked the worst day to do this
>Taking your shitbox hatchback up this mountain road
>No insurance
>No good tires
>No money to get a better car that might actually get you where you need to go
>And the cherry on top, it is now pissing freezing rain
>You're praying your car doesn't break down
>If a mudslide doesn't get you, the weather will
>You're coming up to the last bit of paved road before it becomes gravel
>At least it'll be easier for the car to keep traction
>You think
>Best to keep moving just in case you stop and get stuck
>You turn the next bend carefully, don't want to drive off the mountain
>Suddenly you catch something in the corner of your eye
>Is that a deer crossing the road?
>It's really close to the car
>Can't swerve in time to dodge it
>You lean on the horn in hopes that will startle it to get out of your way
>No luck, it's stopped to stare at you
>Classic deer in headli--
>Wait
>That doesn't look like any deer you ever saw
>Only one horn
>And is it wearing a hooded cloak?
>It's eyes flash brighter than your high beams and you can't see a thing now
>You brace for impact

>You snap awake
>Of course it was a dream
>You don't even have a car like that
>Right?
>You're still readjusting to reality after that vivid dream
>Time to take stock of your surroundings
>The sun's beginning to peek through the window, so it's early morning
>This is your room, same as it was last night
>Your eyes move to your ha--
>Hooves
>Oh right, you're a pony for the foreseeable future
>You check the mirror in your room
>Yup, definitely a green pony
>A unicorn, if the horn protruding from your head is any indicator
>You've been here for a couple weeks, and it's been a real challenge acting like you've been a unicorn all your life
>Which was even harder since they're known to do magic
>You, of course, knew nothing of this
>You couldn't hocus pocus to save your life
>Luckily for you, it didn't come up at all for the first little bit
>And for not knowing where you are, the Dazed Amnesiac act has worked wonders
>And in this small town you found yourself in, you were able to find yourself a job
>Which would come in handy since you've needed to find some way to make a living in this weird place
>Speaking of job...
>Crap, you're late for work!

>>42384411 (OP)
just finished reading the Anonymous Letter green after procrastinating on it for quite some time, and I gotta say I loved it. Unfortunate that it's unfinished; it was really captivating and I loved seeing the perspectives of the different ponies in the story. I'd consider taking a crack at continuing it but im no writefag, and ive never written a green before. To the anon who wrote it so far, amazing job! (I also loved the inclusion of rarity, as a biased rarifag.)
>Captcha: GAYMN

>>42429301
Neat. Please post your story in PTFG too.

>>42429301
>You bolt out the door and race toward Carousel Boutique
>Not your first choice for a job, but the owner’s been good to you so far
>Pretty sure her name is Rarity
>You thought she was a bit superficial at first, but with the genuine passion she puts into her work, you can’t help but get drawn into it
>It’s infectious
>And all you have to do is help her sort inventory, carry the heavier stuff and “look pretty”, as she put it
>Not sure how to feel about that last one but a job’s a job, you can figure feelings out once you have a better handle of how things work in this place
>As for the heavier lifting, it turns out you have a real knack for picking up telekinesis, no pun intended
>Rarity was gracious enough to help you learn that
>She says she’s not the best at magic, she’s got a friend who is insanely adept at the finer spells
>…she said as you watched her carrying half a dozen mannequins (horsequins?) around the shop
>Wait, if Rarity can do that, why would she need you around???
>Does she think you’re “special”?
>Oh god, are you really just eye candy for—
>SMACK!!

>You’ve slammed face-first into the door to the boutique
>Apparently it’s locked?
>That’s weird, usually Rarity has the door unlocked beforehand so you can get in, and you were already late
>You peek through the window and see you already got her attention from faceplanting into the locked door and is on her way to meet you
>You think to yourself there’s no way she’s not convinced you’re dim now
>”Oh, Anonymous dear!” Rarity calls as she unlocks the door, “Are you alright? Whatever are you doing here? Did you forget a
“Sorry I’m late Ms. Rarity,” you stammer as you rub your snout, “I was in a rush to get here that I kind of assumed the door was already unlocked.”
>She opens the door for you, “Darling I told you at least a dozen times now, it’s just Rarity. Plain, simple Rarity.” She giggles to herself, “Though I suppose there’s nothing plain or simple about me!”
>She does have a flair for the dramatic, you’ve found
>”Plus,” Rarity continued, “it’s Saturday, I usually keep the shop closed on weekends. Did I not tell you already?”
>Yeah, she definitely thinks you fell off the short bus now
>Short carriage…?

>>42429399
Out.

>>42429514
New green is really nice, more straight to point and it has Rarity which is fantastic!

>>42429514
kino I cant wait for more of this. will you post a ponepaste link for it

>>42427110
out of 10!

>>42427309
Tell her the truth!

>>42429514
This is a Interesting start so far and with Rara? Niiice.

>>42427309
Don't try to do something funny with Tempest. It's better to be honest with her.

>>42427309
I wonder how the decision will go this time.

>>42427309
+1 for honesty
>>42429514
Im hoping for more. Rarity is so underrated.

>>42431046
>Rarity is so underrated.
Agreed, she doesn't get much.

>>42431046
She's really been growing on me.

Up.

>>42432033
we go!

>>42421578
That's a rare combination.

>>42432033
we go

https://ponepaste.org/11270
Got things set up for now, trying to finish a chapter or two before I post the next one

>>42429514
>Rarity locked the boutique again and motioned for you to follow her around the back
>”But I am glad you’re here darling,” she continued, “because I could use an extra set of hooves to help me with inventory today."
You shrug. "Well, I'm here already and I've got nothing better to do. What's the plan, Rarity? Just counting stock and materials?"
>Rarity turns her head to you, "Oh, I'm afraid it's a bit more... extensive than that today. You see Anon, the Autumn season is almost upon us and this is when I gather materials for the new Fall lineup I have planned. I already have somepony fetching the fabrics from Fillydelphia, which leaves us to source--"
>There's a large cart with pickaxes and shovels that's WAY too big for one pony
>Are you two mining for gold or something?
>"--The gemstones!" Rarity finishes
>Ah
>Close enough, you suppose
"Wait, so all those gems on the outfits you make are real?" You choke. "I thought they were glass or rhinestones or something!"
>Rarity looks downright offended at this
>"Why Anonymous! I wouldn't dream of having inferior product on my pieces when the genuine article is here for the taking."
>Rarity gestures to the cart. "Today we're getting our gems from the source. Usually I have Spike helping me. Spike's a dragon who sniffs out the best gemstones for me. Did you know they eat gems? I had no idea until I met Spikey-wikey!"
>You had no idea dragons be here in the first place
"I guess you learn something new every day."
>By now Rarity had hooked you up to the cart. Surprisingly it was easier to move than you thought, then again you are a pony. That's kind of their thing, to move carts around
>Plus you haven't filled it with gems yet
>The two of you are on the move and headed out of town. You follow Rarity's lead to the mines as she continues to fill you in
>"Spike is always such a dear helping me with finding the best gems for my pieces. He's usually more than happy to come along with me but he and Twilight are out of town right now.

>>42433179
We're going to the mines as we've always yearned for, nice haha.

>>42430992
Writefag implied that Picking Nightmare was already a bad choice. So there's that.

>>42432033
we go!

>>42433576
How would you say it turned out? Good or bad?

>>42434016
Fantastic Good.

>>42434029
At least so far.

>>42432033
we go!

>>42430237
>That image
Man, now I have to imagine Tempest turning into a bat or something like this.

>>42434749
That's creepy and cool at the same time.

>>42434749
Unf.

>>42433179
>miner 49er
Better than plowing the fields I suppose.

>>42435266
>miner 49er
I never understood what that is supposed to stand for.

>>42435542
"Miner 49er" refers to the gold prospectors who flocked to California in 1849 during the California Gold Rush. They were called "forty-niners" because 1849 was the peak year for migration to the gold fields. The term has also been used more broadly to describe anyone who participated in the Gold Rush

>>42435548
Ah, thanks. That's good to know.

>>42433179
Pretty nice so far and with Rarity? Awesome!

>>42432033
we go!

>>42436784
Not gonna lie, this is pretty hot.

>>42436784
unf

>>42436784
Scootaloo would never do something this.

>>42433179
>She stops for a moment, "I did tell you about my friend Twilight Sparkle, didn't I?"
"I think you said she was the one who was really good with magic?" you check
>"Oh yes," Rarity admits, "Twilight has quite the magical prowess, did you know she was able to hatch Spike from an egg?"
>You have no frame of reference on how dragons are born, so you just raise your eyebrows and look impressed.
>Rarity keeps going. "But she often has her nose in some book or another. I suppose that's par for the course when one is Princess Celestia's top student. It's truly remarkable how far she's come since coming here to Ponyville, making friends, and becoming an alicorn princess herself!"
>She giggles, "'Princess Twilight Sparkle', it's still so odd to say out loud. But we're all so proud of her."
>That's a lot to take in. Rarity is good friends with royalty, but lives in this small town?
>Wait, is that crystal tree building at the other end of town a castle?
>Is that where "Princess Twilight Sparkle" lives?
>How many princesses are there, anyway?
>You got a lot on your mind, and as much as you try not to show it, Rarity can see you're slowing down
>"Oh dear, are you aright Anon?" she asks concerningly. "Are you sure you're up for this today? I don't want to run you to the bone."
"No no, I'll be fine," you assure her as you pick up the pace again. You try to reassure her while not giving away the fact you know squat about princesses or dragons
"I had to adjust to a lot this week, but I'm still happy to help. Since I stumbled into town and forgot how to use magic, I've been grateful that you took me under your wing to help me get my bearings."
You get a bit more pep in your step, "After taking a chance with a total stranger like me, I’ll help as long as you’ll have me.”

>>42437497
>At this point, the two of you were nearly at the mine’s entrance. Rarity had to pause for a moment after hearing what you said. You couldn’t tell if she was touched or even a little flustered by you
>In as much time as it took for you to notice, she had put on a straight face again.
>”It was the least I could do to help you get on your hooves again,” she hummed. “Plus, it’s been more than a worthwhile investment for myself having extra assistance with gem hunting today. Honestly, it’s so hard to find good help these days.”
>You were getting set up now, dropped the cart and grabbed a spade, ax and saddlebag to put gems in between trips
>Looking around at the mine, it was shocking just how many gems there were out in the open
You let your curiosity get the better of you. “Hey Rarity, how long have you known about this spot? It almost looks untouched!”
>Rarity giggles, “Oh darling, I’ve been coming here since I was a little filly. Though the last year or so since Twilight got her castle, I’ve been finding all sorts of precious stones in places I thought were picked clean long ago. And they’ve simply more bedazzling than what I used on my best works up to this point.”
“I guess that makes sense, since that castle looks like it’s made of crystal” you conclude. “Assuming it wasn’t there before, maybe some sort of magicking caused other gems to grow all over the immediate area as a result?”
>Rarity nods for a second and giggles. “That sounds exactly like something Twilight would say, though I’m fairly sure she’d balk at the term ‘magicking’.”
>The more you hear about this *Princess* Twilight Sparkle, she sounds more like an egghead than royalty

>>42437296
It's just their sex play. In reality they're already a couple and only see how long it takes to arouse each other.

>>42437498
Pretty good update, love that Rarity is getting Anonstallion up to date with who and what's happening in Equestria.

>>42432033
we go!

>>42434749
Breedable.

>>42419700
Unfathomably cozy. Definitely need more of this

>>42437498
good shit, nice to see a unicorn Anon

>>42438545
Agreed, it's unusual.

>>42432033
we go!

>>42412343
Man, that's adorable.

Up.

>>42439741
Me when the writefags don't update their greens

>>42439741
An Alicorn Anon Stallion!? Guy looks so sad though... probably is super lonely

>>42439895
he is bald

>>42439741
So cute, love the sketch anon!

>>42440008
ty
i had a 5 minute fixation on anon being forced to be a prince and deal with all the boring shit for equestria

>>42439997
Can't win it all.

>>42439997
Celestia pranked him, again, and he had to get shaved to get it out of his coat, mane and tail.

9

>>42437498
You follow Rarity deeper into the cave. “So what are we looking for today? Seems safe to assume the stuff at the entrance isn’t to your taste.”
>”You’re right on the bits darling,” she agrees. “While those stones are fine enough for dragon food, I’m looking for something inspired and to inspire others. Something that will truly take everypony’s breath away as I unveil my work in the fall.”
“Well damn,” you feel a bit intimidated, “I hope I can live up to the gem sniffing of an actual dragon!”
>As the two of you chuckle, you start to smell something like scorched stone
>Suddenly you feel a sharp migraine at the base of your horn. Everything becomes blurry as you lose your balance
>You’re able to course correct quickly, though your vision is still off
>The light of the gems in the cave feel brighter than before, almost blindingly so
>You shake your head to fix your vision, blink a few times, and you could have sworn in your blurry stupor you could see that cloaked “deer” from your dream last night staring at you before turning around a corner
>That definitely was a pony, likely a unicorn, but that’s all you can tell
>You blink a few more times as your vision goes back to normal
>”Anon dear, what’s wrong???” Rarity falters.
>Of course she saw you almost eat stone there, and you can only get so many “I’m fine”s before it’s definitely NOT fine
>You struggle to find assuring words when you notice something down the way
>It’s like a glowing misty trail to a part of the wall
>The mist is flowing toward the wall, so it couldn’t be a gas leak
You use that to change the subject. “Hey Rarity, do you see that over there?”

>>42440881
>She’s not buying it. “Anonymous, you nearly passed out not a moment before. I think we should get yourself looked at while you can still stand.”
“No seriously, take a look at this,” your strength is back and you follow the trail to its source. “Rarity please, we can check this out and go back. I don’t want you to leave empty ha—hooved.”
>Close one
>”Dear, I don’t see anything. I really do think we should—“
>You already have a pickaxe in your magic aura, ready to strike the wall
>You get a couple good blows and see a sizable chunk of rock that seems to be the source of the light trails
“There, do you see it now?” You point to the rock to show Rarity. She furrows her brow and shakes her head no
>”Anon, I’m really starting to worry about you now. Forget about today, I want to get you back home—“
>The rest of her words get drowned out as you try to crack the rock open like a geode
>WHACK
>WHACK
>CRACK
>The rock splits open to reveal a cache of bright multicolored stones, in all sorts of azure shades and patterns
>The stones within are rough and jagged, but the gems within swirl and catch what low light is in the caves and amplifies it. Not only do they shift as you turn, they seem to move on their own like glittery paint in water
>You’ve never seen anything like it, and you’re pretty sure these aren’t common around here
>Rarity’s reaction backs up your assumption. She’s at a loss for words as her eyes widen, completely enamored by what you dug up
You’re the first to get your bearings again. “Rarity I’m sorry I completely ignored you,” you speak up, “but I hope this more than makes up for it.”
>She’s still in a stupor as she tries to find her words again
>”I ahh… I buh-believe I can forgive you this once, darling,” she stammers as she tries to look away from the contents of the geode

>>42440888
Boring crap.

>>42440888
Seems like Anonstallion is seeing things that Rarity is not even bothering to check it out, spooky. Also just ignore the troll post.

>>42440888
Check'd and re'd

Chapter III

>Yknow, this girl- mare, is actually quite smart.
>Though from experience, you at least know smart and dumb aren’t opposites.
>You try to think of a way to rope her in without being rude or manipulative.
>Idea.
“Hey uh, what’s your name?”
>She pauses her assault on your eardrums and blinks.
>“Sorry, I tend to get a bit obsessed with things like this.”
>She’s perfect.
“Oh no worries, I think that’s pretty cool.”
>Her cheeks flush at your words, she probably never received compliments about that.
>”Thanks…Oh! Yeah my name, it’s Twilight.”
>You raise an eyebrow.
>Twilight? Was this some kind of preferred name?
>She notices.
>”Do you not like it?”
>The mare has a lot of insecurity behind that sentence.
>Well that’s not good.
“No no, it’s a good name. I just don’t hear it much.”
>She has a silent sigh of relief, though it felt more like releasing a held breath.
>Wasting no time, you execute your plan.
“I need a bit of help to create the project I’m making. Could you help me understand this, and I’ll let you read the book?”
>She says nothing for a moment.
>Then jumps for joy, circling around like a dog.
>Wait no the floor-
>*CRACK.*
>…
>You look down in worry.
>Schrödinger’s crack.
>It’s nothing terrible, just a single board has a decent sized crack in it.
>Twilight is looking guilty, not looking into your eyes.
>”Sorry…and yeah I’ll help you.”
>Guilt and joy lead to her helping you?
>Sounds kind of messed up to say but…good?
“Thanks, I really appreciate it, and don’t worry about that. I can just go buy some wood glue for it.”
>Dad taught you well.
>Or at least tried to teach you until around 15 when you actually started to need it.
>Whatever works, works.
>Twilight nods, though she’s suppressing a smile over the book.
>Plus the occasional glances towards the blue weapon are becoming harder to ignore.
“Here, I’ll show you what I need help understanding.”
>Walking (Trotting?) over to the book, you finagle with the pages until your hoof rests on the VHS player.
>Immediately your purple assistant activates like a sleeper agent.
>”Oh! So it takes the tape in there and reads the magnetic state it’s in?”
>You did actually know a thing or two about VHS.
“Mhm, though it’s hard for me to get how the parts solder together to compute for that.”
>”Solder?”
>You sigh.
>You’re forgetting this tech doesn’t exist here, Anon.
“To take electronic parts and weld the metals together-“
>”So they can transfer electricity? Cool!”
>…
>How does she fully get this the first time?
<>
>After having to explain the fundamentals of soldered analog electronics, she started to explain how it worked to you.
>You explaining to her actually helped you understand the next part.

>”And that’s how it’s able to encode the signals to the TV.”
>Thank god you don’t need an MOCVD Machine for this.
>Whatever that is.
>She explained it really well actually, feels like she could explain quantum physics to a group of 5th graders and they’d get it.
>But then you have an important question.
“Where could we get the materials for this?”
>She thinks for a bit.
>”There isn’t any sort of mine nearby, but I do know of a hardware store.”
>What.
“We’re going to a hardware store for metals?”
>She laughs a little at your misunderstanding of her nefarious plans.
>”No, we can use the metal hardware for metal by melting it down.”
>This mare is a genius.
“That’s pretty clever of you.”
>She doesn’t say much this time, but she doesn’t stare you in the eye.
>Guess that’s a good and bad sign now.
>Trotting over to the door, you open it for her.
>Time to try out metalworking.

>>42440988
ooh nice Twilight is a fast learner so he'll definitely get the promise he made to the doctor done.
>>42440888
wonder what that cloaked deer/pony wants off anon or if its a illusion

>>42440870
out of 9

>>42440025
I bet prince Anon would be really popular with all the guardsmares.

>>42441920
to me he'd be perpetually overworked and spaghetti-leaking. The blue-collar worker of the royalty
>He has such a smouldering gaze
>Anon hasn't slept in two days, the smoulder the guardsmares are gushing over is him zoning out

>>42442114
His name: Incognito

>>42442375
>Anon (blue boards.)
>Sage (red boards)
>Incognito (Janny)

>>42440025
That look in the middle looks like the pony equivalent of Vietnam flashbacks.

>>42442618
Celestia just explained Equestrian tax laws to him

>>42440988
Kino update to the green, Anon's finally making some progress in bringing electronics into Equestria it looks like!

>>42442733
That's understandable.

>Be mud stallianon
>Be hanging out in your secluded mud hut
>The Rumbling.wma
>Fuck you're hungry
>Tried eating a mudpie for breakfast, wasn't tasty, 2/10 would not recommend
>You scan the mud cabinets for the 9001st time this afternoon
>Something catches your eye
>Is that...
>Angel choirs and trumpets resound from equine Heaven as you behold a single piece of moldy sandwich bread, greener than your coat and blacker than your mane
>Hell yeah, protein time
>You take a meager bite, not bad desu
>You realize there's no butter to spread
>I HATE BEING ALIVE.webm
>Blast your brains out with a 12 gauge
>Be ghost stallianon, now hovering over your corpse
>Realize there are no shotguns in Equestria
>Then how did...
>▴
> ∆
>△
>ILLUMIℕATI COℕFIRMED

>>42444065
>ghost stallianon
if he possesses a pegasus or a unicorn do they temporary become a mud pony as well?

>>42444065
>Anon wakes up, the empty drug shot still lies next to him
>That's it, no more drugs

>>42442114
Celestia would smooch this horse

>>42440988
Love this keep it up!

>>42444427
tiny EVIL horse obsessed with giant girlfriend 4 times his size

up

>>42444473
I like the premise that before Anon ended up in Equestria, he was some evil super villain. Yet through whatever wacky happenstances, he ends up in a relationship with Princess Celestia of all ponies.

>>42444427
Only after redemption.

>>42445108
its just reverse stepfordising, anon tried to be a bad guy but getting continuously outplayed by celestia groomed him into her doting hubby

>>42442114
What kind of villian would Anon or Incognito be? Would he have henchmen? Or in this case, henchmares? Does he do world ending stunts or is he just a minor annoyance?

>>42445325
>>42445108

>>42445357
Amazing 10/10

>>42445355
the 'get the fuck away from me and stop singing i want to see if i can make souls out of pumpkins kind' imo
Wants to be a reclusive dark wizard but the experiments are too dangerous to risk it.

>>42445108
>Anon in every life in different dimensions is some sort of villain who gets defeated and soon ends up in Equestria as a Unicorn who soon plans to take over Equestria with dark magic, He succeeds for a bit only to then get defeated by the Mane 6 with the Elements of Harmony. He expects that he'd lose his life in Equestria after after getting cornered only to find out that Harmony dissolved his evil will making him good again and Princess Celestia takes interest in him and his path for redemption leads to a relationship.
That'd be kino.

had a gay idea based on that cut thing from the movie where tempest was gonna be a lost brother but in this case its anon
>As Discord explains it they had a sibling a very long time ago who wasn't that pleasant
>They had to destroy them but mid-kill said sibling unleashed a memory curse
>The idea as Discord believes it to be, was to erase all memory of themselves as an advantage for when they returned
>Not believing their sister's magic would be strong enough to permanently kill them
>However the curse was way too powerful making the entirety of reality forget they existed
>But discord remembered, bending reality and being able to pop in and out of it carries advantages
thats the gist of the idea, i had thought the alicorn amulet could be involved, somehow, or anon had been to equestria once before to be the sibling but forgot themselves after the curse

Up.

>>42445357
Celly wouldn't like that though. She'd want him to make friends.

>>42446733
So he gets sent off to Ponyville like what happened to Twilight?

>>42446747
Probably, yeah.

>>42446747
>Inco my dear as much as I adore you you scared that noblemare half to death with a look
>I'm sending you to friendship school until you can learn to tolerate other ponies besides myself
>"To tolerate... not to make friends?"
>I want reasonable results dear not a miracle

>>42447655
Sound plausible enough.

>>42440888
checked and amazing green

>>42446516
we go!

>>42445357
That's a very nice drawing!

LIVE YOU STUPID ASS THREAD LIVE

>>42449176
We are all living!

>>42445372
Incognito (or Anon) would be the kind of weirdo Unicorn to live out in the Everfree. He would be the cause of the weekly monster attacks in Ponyville due to his magic.

I don't know if he would be evil, or if all of their problems would just be side effects of him fucking with his magic without supervision. I guess if he were extremely antisocial and just hated people, then the ponies would assume he's evil by his attitude alone.

>>42449176
>expecting the green faggot to behave

>>42388088
>"Huh? W-What's going on?!"
>Derpy's derped eye drifts toward the window.
>Curiosity gets the better of you as well.
>You turn to the window and see a stampede of panicked ponies rushing through the streets in every direction.
>This can't be good.
>You hold Derpy close and slowly make your way to the front door.
>*SLAM*
>The door is suddenly ripped from its hinges and sent flying across the room.
>Derpy shrieks and buries her face into your neck.
>You gulp nervously and wrap your wings around the frightened mare.
>What the buck is going on? Are you being robbed?!
>The debris cloud soon dissipates, revealing a familiar face standing before you.
"T-Twilight?!" You sputter.
>Derpy pokes her head out from the safety of your feathery embrace.
>"Princess?!" She gasps.
>Twilight Sparkle emerges from the doorway, adorned with royal robes and accessories that compliment her faded coat color.
>Strange, she looks a bit chubbier than usual.
>What does this horse eat?!
>"That's QUEEN Twilight to you, peasant." Twilight snarls.
>Derpy squeaks and retreats back into your wings.
>Twilight's only been here for a few minutes and you've already had enough of her bullshit.
"Don't you DARE badmouth my marefriend, Twilight." You stomp your hoof.
>Your angry glare briefly stuns Twilight, but the mad mare soon recovers and resumes her tirade.
>"It is unwise to disrespect your Queen, Anonymous."
>Ponies begin to gather around your house, worriedly talking amongst themselves about this strange turn of events.
>"Perhaps a more hoofs-on approach will garner some proper respect."
>Twilight clops her hooves together and summons a group of armored stallions seemingly out of nowhere.
>"Guards, arrest this mare for plotting HIGH TREASON against your Queen."

>>42450007
>The leader of the squad looks Derpy over and shakes his head in confusion.
>"But your highness, this mare looks like she can barely stand on her own four hooves, let alone pose a threat to the crown!"
>"Looks can be deceiving, Commander Double Think." Twilight calmly responds.
>"Even so-"
>"I will explain the terms of Derpy's treachery in full at her formal hearing."
>Commander Double Think sighs in defeat and commands his troops form a perimeter.
>Two guards restrain you while two other guards work to rip Derpy from the safety of your embrace.
>"W-Wait! There must be a mistake, Princess!" She cries out.
>Derpy struggles to escape, but their grip is far too strong.
>"There is indeed a mistake, Derpy." Twilight replies. "And now I seek to correct it."
>The guards drag her into the front yard where an ironclad carriage sits among the tall grass.
>"Anooooooon!"
>Derpy squeals and squirms as the guards force her into the prison carriage.
>No...it can't end like this!
>You break free from your captors and charge onto the front lawn, fully prepared for a fight with Twilight's royal goons.
>*BWOOP*
>The purple menace bungles your heroic plan with a thick magic barrier.
>"Mind that temper of yours, Anon." She sneers.
>Twilight turns and throws you towards your windmill.
>"It would be unwise to arouse my wrath, lest Derpy's punishment become a public execution."
>Your body crumples against the sturdy stone wall, leaving you gasping for breath.
>Derpy frantically bangs on the bars and stares at you.
>"Anon please, make this scary nightmare go away!" She pleads through tear-stained eyes.
"D-Don't worry Derpy, I'll save you some....how...." Your voice trails off.
>You struggle to your hooves but are quickly knocked back down by the remaining guards.
>"Please do not meddle in the Queen's royal affairs any further, citizen."
>Commander Double Think redirects his squad to escort the prison carriage, which is now moving towards Canterlot.
>"ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....!"
>The last thing you remember is hearing Derpy's cries of agony slowly fade as the carriage disappears beyond the horizon.

>>42450021
>"A....no.......n....."
>Your ears perk up at the sound of a feminine voice calling out from the darkness.
>"Wh...dn't...u...?"
>It's hard to make out the words, but it sounds like she's coming closer.
>The shadows gradually part, revealing a familiar yellow mane moving towards you.
"Derpy?"
>You rub your eyes and smile.
>It's a relief that she's returned home to you.
>Perhaps the Queen had a change of heart-
>"ANoNnNnNnnnn..."
>Your joy turns to horror as a rotting skeleton wearing Derpy's mane and tail emerges from the void.
"D-Derpy?!" Your eyes widen in shock.
>"WhY ANoN?!?!?" She wails in agony.
>The undead horse whinnies angrily and stomps her hoof.
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE MEEEEEEEEIGH?!"
>You try to respond, but your jaw suddenly rots and falls to the ground.
>The monster leaps at you with surprising speed and everything turns black.
>You scream and bolt upright, frantically searching for the monster before it can finish its attack.
>However, all you see is a living room full of bright sunlight.
>Oh thank Celestia, it was just a nightmare!
>The sounds of a hungry stomach send you scrambling towards the kitchen.
>You could use a good meal after having a horrible night like that.
"Mornin' babe, you won't believe the crazy dream I-"
>The words die in your throat after seeing the kitchen sitting empty and lifeless.
>Oh no, yesterday wasn't a dream after all...
>You smack your head on the countertop and fight back a sniffle.
>Life without Derpy is not a life worth living.
>You neigh in frustration and gallop towards the front door.
>Smart stallions would formulate some kind of plan before heading out to rescue their special somepony.
>Unfortunately, you are not a smart stallion.
>Hopefully there's still time to save her, unless...
>You shake the horrible thought from your mind and pull the door open with a shaking hoof.

>>42450026
Ooooh, Twiggles insanity has reached such a point she's gone snobby! Now Anonstallion has to sneak in to save Derpy. So good!

>>42450026
Ya, Celestia and Luna won't approve. Twilight hasn't just lost her screws. She tossed them out of the window.

>>42449525
>Anonstallion as Ponyville's Ted Kaczynski
Would be kino

Somebody drew this over Orlando.

>>42450624 (Me)
Doubt it's Anon but it looks like him.

>>42450026
Ohh what's going to happen next can't wait to find out?!

The original plan was to wait until the story was over before posting, but this thread needed a bump before it was sent to the shadow realm.

>>42450026
Quite the thrilling development! The nightmare part of Derpy melting is cool, can't wait for the next part or the finale.

>>42450916
Thank you for your service, friend.

>>42390567
I really like your writing style anon

>>42442114
fUcked up and evil Anon

>>42442114
Luna would pair well with this one

>>42450624
What's this?

>>42451654
It's some website where you can place a pixel on a map, it exploded in popularity and is currently down.

>>42450026
kino

>>42446516
we go!

>>42445357
more evil

>>42452539
Anon trying to go through with his evil schemes. Now if only this big HORSE would stop harrasing him.

>>42452827
Anon losing his mind in the lab of his evil tower (his room.) before celestia drags him off to dinner at a fancy restaurant leaving his latest experiment, a poor homunculus (egg painted with runes) to rot.

>>42450026
Part XXXXIV:
>There will be time to worry about the stupid door later.
>Right now there is something far more important to worry about: Derpy.
>You take a deep breath and charge into the outside world.
>"Ouch!"
>Scratch that, you charge right into somepony.
"Oh bits I'm sorry!"
>You help the pony up and gasp at the sight of her hot pink coat.
"Cherry Berry! What are you doing here?!"
>The pink mare groans and rubs her head.
>She drops a hammer from her mouth, which lands on the cobblestone porch with a loud clang.
>You also see an open box of nails resting near the hammer.
>It doesn't take long for you to figure out what's going on now.
"Did you fix my door, Cherry?" You cock your head.
>"W-Well, I saw that it was broken and um-"
>Cherry Berry blushes and stares at the ground.
>You're honestly shocked that anypony would be willing to do something nice for you after what happened yesterday.
>After all, "enemy of the state" isn't exactly a sought-after title.
>You interrupt the mare's explanation with a strong hug.
"Thank you Cherry."
>She's reluctant at first, but eventually succumbs with a small mewl.
>Well, that's certainly an unexpected sound to hear from Cherry.
>Is it getting hot out here or is it just you?
>You abruptly end the embrace and focus on something less awkward, like your inevitable confrontation with Twilight.
>You retreat to the house and pack a few things.
>"Wait Anon!" Cherry quickly moves to block you. "What about today's deliveries?"
>Who the buck can think of work at a time like this?!
"The deliveries can wait, Cherry Berry-"
>You shake your head and push her to the side.
"-at least until Derpy is safe in my hooves again."
>"I see. Good luck, Anon." Cherry Berry says with a quick wave.
"Thanks, I'll need it." You confess.
>"Derpy is one lucky mare." Cherry Berry swoons.
>She's wrong, YOU'RE the lucky one to have such a kind and loving special somepony.
>You stretch your wings and leap into the air, filled with a newfound determination to save the mare who changed your life.
>It's not long before your erratic flight patterns catch the attention of a few royal guards.

>>42453318
Cherry rementioned, nice! Wonder if we'll see Mayor Mare again as Anon goes on his journey to save Derpy.

>>42450026
>>42453318
Nice! Wasn't expecting to see this green updated. Im glad to see it again.
>>42452539
Kek. This is cute

>>42453318
>your erratic flight patterns catch the attention of a few royal guards
Yep, the party is on.

>>42440888
>A few hours later, you’ve managed to find a handful more caches of stones. Thankfully you don’t get any more dizzy spells or headaches
>You didn’t have to dig too deep for any of them either, it’s as if they wanted to be found by you
>You and Rarity exit the caves with a good haul of the stones along with a few other choice gems she picked out along the way and got you to dig out
>The sun was still out, but just beginning to set
>You take a look at the stones in the cart behind you, only to realize they’ve started to lose their luster
>They’re almost dull in the sunlight
>You wonder what that’s all about
>You also realized in hindsight that you ended up doing all the digging and heavy carrying, you don’t think she even picked up a shovel the whole time
>You’re not too bothered by this though, always happy to help. Plus she mentioned along the way she was gonna pay you triple for your work today
>”I’m ever so gracious for your help today Anon,” she admitted, “and I don’t want your good work to go unrewarded.”
>Sweet payday for you
>Although you’re so new to all this you’re not sure what to spend the money on
>What do ponies do for fun, anyway? Do they even drink?
>A nice steak dinner sounds good, but horses are herbivores
>God you miss meat, but you need to keep up appearances

>>42454048
>The walk back to Rarity’s was quiet. The two of you were dog tired
>…And you were still the one to carry everything home
>Triple pay, Anon, triple pay
>Rarity is vain for sure, but she definitely sees the value in those around her based on her actions
>And she said Spike was a *baby* dragon?
>How the hell did HE carry this stuff???
>You’re back in Ponyville now, just about back to the boutique
>You must look more exhausted than you think, because Rarity took the reins of the cart and sent you home
>”I can take it from here darling,” she assured you, “you’ve already done plenty for me today. Go home, clean yourself up and get some rest. Remember tomorrow’s Sunday, so do try not to crash through my door again.
>Rarity continued, “Also, you should take Monday off as well. It’s a slow day and the fabrics I ordered wont be in until Tuesday anyway, and I’ll definitely need you in top shape to help me with that!”
>You give yourself a moment to think about today, those stones…
“Wait a second,” you blurt out. “About those rocks. You said you couldn’t see the trail leading to them, but I could see it clear as day. I know I didn't want us to leave without SOMETHING, but do you think that's weird?"
>"Hmm," Rarity ponders, "you may be onto something. It might be best to wait for Twilight to get back to Ponyville to look these over. It's odd, it feels like every week or so there's some dilemma or another. One can get desensitized to it all."
>She laughs softly. "Don't worry darling, I won’t toy with them until we know what they are. Now see yourself home, get some rest!"
"That's the plan. Thanks for taking everything the last leg back," you say tiredly.
>"Think nothing of it, Anon. Ta ta!" Rarity chirps as the two of you part ways
"Y-you too," you stammer. As Rarity turns to leave, you notice the stones you dug out are starting to get their radiance again as the sun is almost out of sight
>Weird stuff, hopefully it isn’t anything dangerous

>>42454052
>Only now do you realize how truly beat you are
>Good thing your place isn't that far away, carrying everything to the boutique and THEN walking back would have probably done you in
>Gotta shower off all this rock dust and sweat
>Thank GOD they have working plumbing here, because the pony coat you now have would be hell to clean without it
>That’s a whole other world you’ve learned about. As far as you’ve been told Ponyville was a small backwater town until fairly recently, but they have shops with all manner of soaps, shampoo and conditioners. Hair products, brushes, even a whole day spa or two
>It’s not just Rarity, these ponies take their self-care seriously
>As for you, you’re cleaning up with some basic 4-in-one shampoo you bought
>You remember when you got it, the pony behind the counter looked at you like you grew horns
>Well, a second horn
>As you dry yourself off, you recall seeing somebo—somePONY else—walking off with this big barrel of what you swear said “18-in-1”
>This pink pony had some crazy out of control hair and was talking your ear off about what that stuff does
>This was like your first couple days in town so you didn’t know what to make of what was going on around you, what was normal
>Back to the present, you flop onto your bed as your mind wanders to what “18-in-1” would even do
>Shampoo, mane conditioner, body soap, coat conditioner, motor oil, egg substitute, stain remover? Dietary supplement?? Wiper fluid…?
>………….

>>42454048
>handful
Bruh they ain't got no hands.

>>42454115
Sure, but Anon keeps almost forgetting he's a pony, so words like "handful" slip through sometimes

>>42454062
Good shit looking forward to more.

>>42450624
Looks like an improvement to me.

>>42453318
It's going to be crazy wonder how Anon will avoid the crazy Twilight while saving Derpy since she'll be in the cells of the canterlot castle
>>42454062
maybe the gems that Anon found that Rarity couldn't see is bringing that weird cloaked deer thing that he could only see very interesting

>>42452539
This looks more like Solaris.

>>42455080
Who?

>>42455121
Solaris is basically the male version of Celestia.

>>42455127
Ah gotcha, yeah could have referenced celestia better then I suppose

>>42455127
R63, to be precise.

>>42454062
love this, keep it up with the good green writeanon

>>42454062
Nice. I like it

>>42454115
He didn't say it out loud. So it's fine.

>>42455142
This stallion fucks anonmares

>>42455728
He sure is well suited to do that.

>>42384411 (OP)
At the coast with Fluttershy

>>42455919
It's rude to fall asleep when Fluttershy is talking!

>>42429201
>>42430237
>>42430670
>>42431046

>You gave the room a quick glance.
>Violet was nowhere to be seen, the bed was a mess no doubt thanks to your thrashing, but otherwise it was just as you remembered it.
“Well, it wasn’t a dream.”
>Tossing the covers off, you stretched each leg in turn.
>Your hip joints ached, but moved just fine.
“I travel to the other side most nights. This time…”

>Tempest nodded every once in a while as you recounted what had just happened.
“...and then I woke up here.”
>She let out a groan and rolled her eyes.
>”How many times have you been warned that she’s just going to use you? And you chose to ignore all that?”
>She slapped a hoof on her face.
>”First she used you to please herself and to get you to talk. So you told her everything and then she used you some more to please herself some more.”
>After a second of silence, she slid the hoof to her temple to rub it.
>”The Princess was right to not trust you with everything. Now… now we’re going to go back to her and you’re going to tell her what you just told me, word to word. She’ll decide what to do with you.”
>You…
>Said nothing.
>It wasn’t exactly undeserved.
>Instead, you hopped off the bed and onto your hooves.
>”I’ll be downstairs making something to eat. We’ll leave as soon as we can.”
>Tempest glared at you for a second before she wheeled around and strode out of the room, her shod hooves thudding on the carpets.
>You stayed behind, staring down at your own hooves.
>The worst part was that she wasn’t wrong.
>Princess Luna trusted you with her greatest secret and you just revealed it to her worst enemy.

>Violet laid on the couch as you scaled down the stairs.
>It paused licking its rear leg, leaving it sticking up like a fencepost, to stare at you.
>”You ponies have interesting dreams. You mated, but are unhappy. Why?”
>You glanced at the cat as you passed.
“Long story. I’ll explain later.”
>Which would hopefully be never, given Tempest’s haste to leave.

>Said hasty mare had donned her armor as you sneaked into the kitchen.
>She’d laid out a few slices of bread with some butter and cheese on them, along with a glass of orange juice for both of you.
>”Go ahead. It’s a bit of a trip through the snow so we need something.”
>Her voice was colder than it was yesterday.
>You nodded and hopped on a chair.

>>42456140

***

>The cat wandered in on you as you were getting dressed.
>”Are you leaving?”
>Both you and Tempest turned to look at it.
“Yeah. We need to get back to the Princess.”
>Violet stared at you for a short while.
>Then it padded towards you, its tail stuck upright with its very tip swaying from side to side.
>”I would like to meet this Princess. Even if…”
>It headbutted your rear leg, then turned to look back.
>Reaching out, you stroked the soft, smooth fur on its back.
>”Mmrw. Even if I won’t be the same outside the village. So, I’m coming with you.”
>Its back arched under your hoof.
>”I don’t see why not. Will you be fine out there in the cold?”
>Tempest already had her coat on.
>”He’s soft. I’ll be with him.

>You were out in the snow, clad in your thick jacket and with saddlebags on your back, and Velvet riding under your belly inside your jacket.
>The cold was just as biting and the snow as deep and pristine as the day before when you got there, and as when you and Fleur had first explored the village.
>Stars twinkled in a cloudless sky as you headed back down towards the castle.
>It was a bit hot with the added heat of a cat, but at least it stayed still apart the occasional twitch of its tail.

>A blanket of dark clouds soon rolled over you.
>Snowfall soon followed.
>You got an oddly familiar feeling like you’d seen it all before as you waded through the snow with the wind picking up.
>The threat of a blizzard turned into one as you kept going.
>Howling winds whipped snow all around, turning everything into a blank white.
>Tempest’s armored rear right in front of you was all you could see.
“It’s a snow beast!”
>You had to shout to be heard over the snow.
>”What? How do you know?”
>She slowed her steps to let you trot by her side.
“This exact same thing happened to me and Fleur. We’ll soon run into a small calm area where the beast will ambush us as soon as we start getting tired.”
>Tempest arched a brow.
>”What kind of a beast is it?”
>You shuddered as you thought back to your bout with it.
>The ripping sounds as you tore it apart made you feel sick.
“A giant, icy wolf. It’s already stalking us.”
>”Hmm.”
>Her lips pursed and her brow furrowed.
>”I’ve faced many a beast, but not one like this before. You have, though.”
>She pointed a hoof at you.
>”How do you suggest we face it?”

What would you like to do?

>>42456140
Fuck OFF

>42456155
troll post

I'll be doing a panel about CYOA's for Mare Fair. If there's anything you want to know, ask away.
Making the presentation will take quite a bit of time so expect some sloth in the coming weeks before the con as my limited free time becomes even more limited.

>>42456147
>What would you like to do?
Further discussing the matter with Tempest. Anon has more experience with the beast, but Tempest is by far the more able fighter. It would be the best idea to give her every bit of strategic knowledge and then see what the two can cook up together.

>>42456147
Tell her everything we know, and that it's rather impossible to win if fair fight. Also, ask the cat. Can also add that he regrest betraying them. Because he does. Or else.

>>42455919
cozy

>>42456029
Anon's going super Saiyan, wow!

>>42456404
>Can also add that he regrest betraying them. Because he does. Or else.
This.

up

>>42456175
Thanks for the heads up, Anon. Take the time you need.

>>42455142
Would.

>>42453318
Such determination! love this

>>42456155
Said no one.

Does anyone remember the one anon colt story where anon went feral after being trapped in the everfree?

>>42458568
The only one I know closest to what you said would be https://ponepaste.org/10125
is it that?

>>42458578
No I don't think it's that . My brain has holes in it nowadays maybe I wrote it and forgot about it, im sure I saw it somewhere though

Bump because of slidefags doing slide things.

>>42458581
It's probably you had it written up, i'd like to see it if you ever complete it and whatnot. Sound interesting to read.

>>42454062
Is Anonstallion meeting Pinkie Pie next? He's going to get the shock of his life if he hasn't seen her before.

>>42456147
Tell her everything!

>>42456029
That's cool art, anon!

>>42455728
I'm fine with that.

>>42456147
We should both discuss to strategize how to beat the beast optimally

>>42435266
Plowing Equestrian fields is probably better than the outlook on life here.

>>42460988
>Anonstallion on Earth
Poor guy.

>>42460988
lol, now that makes me wonder if Equestria has a drive through but for carriages

>>42461629
I'm pretty sure Equestria doesn't have any junk food venues of this sort. And thank Celestia for that.

>>42461869
I have bad news to tell you

>>42461874
Honestly, these burgers don't look so bad, quality wise.

>>42462166
I suppose they get more care than over here so yeah

>>42462481
And they appear to use actually fresh material too. The farms are all around the town.

Up.

>>42461874
I like that stare from the stallion in the background lol

>>42455919
Very lovely!

>>42463238
He knows that Twiggles is a beast at the table.

>10
don't die, Celestia damn it!

>>42456029
Always a pleasure to see those drawings of yours, they make my day

>>42464460
>don't die, Celestia damn it!
Stuff definitely gets faster again.

>>42464460
thank you, it helps control the pony tism i've been infected with this month

>>42456029
What does it say about his Anon level?

>>42464970
ITS OVER QUADS

>>42464976
9 HUNDRED QUADS?!