There used to be a Chinese place in my neighbourhood called Asian King. The food was simple and humble, but delicious, and the mom and pop who ran it were very kind, albeit slow, people.

I used to love their stir fried chicken hokkien nuder, so I would order it quite a lot, weekly I'd say. Every single fucking time she would ask me "you want fawrk or choppastik?" and I would always says "chopsticks please", and she would smile and put a plastic fork in the bag. It was fucking BONKERS

After about 9 months of going in there, she finally gave me choppastik. But you see, at this point I had boughtened my own choppastik so you know what I did with her stupid fucking chopsticks? Threw them straight into the trash.

Anyway, they went out of business within the next year or so. Too slow to keep up with the trendy oversaturated neighbourhood.

pic is the nuder though, loved that shit and I miss it. good memories /ck/