At times like this I'm glad I live in New England.
Property is a bit expensive for my liking, but it's a nice balance between the compassionate leftism of the EU where I can get state-subsidized healthcare without going into immense medical debt for an ambulance ride, the rugged individualist right-wing where I can go get a cheap gun and defend my property, and the libertarian "fuck you, don't tell me what to do" aspect where I can go to Barnes & Noble and buy loli smut manga right off the shelves.
This authoritarian shit is starting to get retarded.