>be me
>get matched with a bipolar girl
>yessss bald pussy disorder time
>go to her house
>theres literally no furniture just porcelain vases and cat beds
>uuuhhh
>hey anon this is my cat his names frankie
>hey frankie *reach down to pet cat*
>girl lashes out and grabs cat roughly by the ears
>BAD KITTY
>cat yowls in pain
>uuuuuhhhhhh hey want to go get coffee (just trying to distract her from the cat)
>SURE *she screams it so loud the windows ring
>go down the street
>order coffee
>what do you want
>she starts talking to the barrista quietly, completely normal and chill
>oh thank god shes calmed down maybe i can still get that puss-
>her words are increasing in volume and speed slowly but steadily
>oh no
>barrista starts doing zoomer stare
>its not working - the bipolarity has increased markedly, the entire cafe is staring at her (and me)
>she starts breaking out in the worst showtunes ive ever heard
>THERES NNNNOOOOO BUSINESS LIKE SHHHHOOOOWWW BUSINESS
>i run for my life
>i need a new cafe