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Anonymous (ID: 3whC8nqk) United States No.516618372 [Report] >>516620230 >>516620456 >>516621635 >>516621929 >>516622332 >>516622686 >>516622840 >>516623008 >>516623243 >>516623254 >>516623559 >>516625741 >>516626850 >>516627417
dont fall for the bipolar meme
>be me
>get matched with a bipolar girl
>yessss bald pussy disorder time
>go to her house
>theres literally no furniture just porcelain vases and cat beds
>uuuhhh
>hey anon this is my cat his names frankie
>hey frankie *reach down to pet cat*
>girl lashes out and grabs cat roughly by the ears
>BAD KITTY
>cat yowls in pain
>uuuuuhhhhhh hey want to go get coffee (just trying to distract her from the cat)
>SURE *she screams it so loud the windows ring
>go down the street
>order coffee
>what do you want
>she starts talking to the barrista quietly, completely normal and chill
>oh thank god shes calmed down maybe i can still get that puss-
>her words are increasing in volume and speed slowly but steadily
>oh no
>barrista starts doing zoomer stare
>its not working - the bipolarity has increased markedly, the entire cafe is staring at her (and me)
>she starts breaking out in the worst showtunes ive ever heard
>THERES NNNNOOOOO BUSINESS LIKE SHHHHOOOOWWW BUSINESS
>i run for my life
>i need a new cafe
how many times are you going to rangeban me nigger (ID: Ob2j2+UD) Greece No.516618480 [Report] >>516621761 >>516622516 >>516625570
Certification & designation: BGC.
Anonymous (ID: 6QSzAFkN) United States No.516620230 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
Lmao. Yeah if I wasn't married I'd just get hookers, shit ain't worth it out there
Anonymous (ID: a8v2vV4T) United States No.516620456 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
please report her to ASPCA
Anonymous (ID: 5CKWKEnF) Canada No.516621635 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
This can't be real. I don't believe it.
>t. Bipolar
Anonymous (ID: y2ZQSu0K) United States No.516621761 [Report] >>516625611
>>516618480
fpbp
Anonymous (ID: x5aBcPHU) United States No.516621844 [Report]
SSRIs cause dry vagina and an inability to orgasm. These women are braindead sexless retards living in a state of perpetual sexual confusion.
Anonymous (ID: ZiNTlYs3) United States No.516621929 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
part 2 please
Anonymous (ID: kr563UC5) Australia No.516622332 [Report] >>516623373
>>516618372 (OP)
>go to her house
>go down the street
>order coffee
>i need a new cafe

why do you need a new cafe if you were at her house?
Anonymous (ID: QfyMFasH) United States No.516622516 [Report] >>516625611
>>516618480
Can I get your autograph? Idk why bbc fags are allowed to spam but you get punished
Anonymous (ID: yufN0QgT) United States No.516622686 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
how did spaghetti not fall out of any pockets
this is how I know its fake
Anonymous (ID: Iuf3Igan) United States No.516622840 [Report] >>516623546
>>516618372 (OP)
You should have saved the cat
Anonymous (ID: /XScpneV) United States No.516623008 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
>oh no
i lol'd
Anonymous (ID: OEY9u94J) Canada No.516623243 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
Frankie goes to Hollywood
Anonymous (ID: O0elICjQ) Netherlands No.516623254 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
>And then everyone cl- acked!!!

Whatcha sliding, rabbi?
Anonymous (ID: 5CKWKEnF) Canada No.516623373 [Report]
>>516622332
Because they are the same person.
And this is fiction.
Anonymous (ID: T6JLt4Xt) United States No.516623546 [Report]
>>516622840
It's to late for him. Sometimes you live a life long enough that there's no being saved anymore. Only the embrace of death can ease the damage done.
Anonymous (ID: F3V1OYc7) Canada No.516623559 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
I see you met my mom. Kinda rude to ditch her.
Anonymous (ID: mLaPdSCe) Chile No.516625570 [Report]
>>516618480
My fucking sides. Well done Anon
how many times are you going to rangeban me nigger (ID: Ob2j2+UD) Greece No.516625611 [Report]
>>516621761
>>516622516
Anonymous (ID: dYg4VSup) United States No.516625741 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
was she hot?
Anonymous (ID: kYmjrtNv) United States No.516626850 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
>bipolar
Do all white girls lez out with one another BY LAW?
Anonymous (ID: 2CNtI7P9) United States No.516627417 [Report]
>>516618372 (OP)
What bipolar meme? Who's suggesting to date bipolar women? Who's considering dating bipolar women?