My ass is so sore after the shit I just took >(2 shits actually, first one it wouldn't come out after 30 min even tho I walked-- with the ball of poo peaking out-- to get some water to help pass it....wasn't until I ate a big bowl of spaghetti and marinara that I was able to pass that big turd ball, was like passing a baseball)

Clinching my anus helps with the throbbing pain. I imagine I feel like Goff did after his laat playoff game