Thread 150078156

32 more days til the cowgoyim die!

My Steelers :)

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

why is Jayden Daniels banging his mom? That shit is crazy

>>150078217
Who's ahead of him?

>>150078172
>that tantrum

Grim

Almost time to make /spee/ seethe

• Most wins of all time among all players
• More passing TDs than anyone else
• More passing yards than anyone else
• Most passing completions of all time
• Most Pro Bowl appearances by a single player

• Most division titles by a single player
• Most consecutive playoff appearances
• Most consecutive Conference Championship appearances
• Most consecutive playoff victories

• Most playoff wins of all time among all players
• Most playoff completions of all time
• Most playoff passing yards of all time
• Most playoff passing TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single playoff game
• Most playoff Game Winning Drives of all time
• Most playoff 4th quarter comebacks of all time

• Most Super Bowl appearances
• Has more Super Bowl victories than any single franchise
• Most Super Bowl MVPs of all time
• Most Super Bowl TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl
• Only QB to win SMVP for two different teams

• Oldest player to lead the league in passing yards
• Oldest player to be named 1st team All-Pro
• Oldest player to win MVP
• Oldest player to win the AFCCG
• Oldest player to win the NFCCG
• Oldest player to win a Super Bowl
• Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP

• Highest single season QBR (2007)
• Highest single season DYAR (2007)
• First QB to throw for 50 TDs in a single season
• Highest single season PFF grade (2016)
• Most TDs thrown in a Super Bowl winning season (2020)
• Highest single-season TD:INT ratio (2016)


• At the age of 44, broke the record for most completions in a single season
• At the age of 45, broke the record for most completions in a single season

>>150078269
I forgot his name. He's a retired player and not really relevant to the current NFL season.

>>150078156 (OP)
>cowgoyim
Better a goy than a kike.

>>150078156 (OP)
https://121clicks.com/inspirations/pregnancy-journey-illustrations-amanda-oleander/

what teams season /nfl/

Jayden Daniels is the next CJ Stroud is the next Jordan Love.

Shout out all my bussy niggers painting they nails rn

I'm constantly fantasizing about getting fucked up the ass.

>>150078633
Trip on, Temujin.

does /nfl/ support Shannon "Unc" Sharpe?

>>150078665
No. He's a certified weirdo who live streamed himself having sex and regardless of that shit he's a loud mouth minstrel nigger who gives Stephen A Smith level takes. The only good content of his that I went out of my way to watch was the Johnny Manziel interview

>>150078689
His kick streams with skip are gonna be groundbreaking though

Can Penis even handle the NFL? He literally hides his head in a box when he's nervous

>>150078665
He seems like a huge sleezebag. There's a reason why I don't think even Ocho wants anything to do with him

>>150078665
>>150078689
>>150078720
>Lost 23 million to settle onlyfans model
>Lost 100 million podcast deal
>Lost millions worth of sponsorships for nightcap podcast
>Lost 6.5 million per year ESPN job
Jesus christ.

>>150078859
It was some dumb shit not even football related. I kind of wish Mods could replace an OP picture instead of just deleting stupid ones

>>150078156 (OP)
MODS delete this image too >>150078164 so that it doesn't become our new OP image.

riddle me this anon, if you're so racist why do you come here and argue with other anons on why your favorite black person is better than theirs?

>>150079361
/nfl/ isn’t racist, sweaty.

>>150079361
i think if grizzly bears were to have fun death matches we would do the same. does NOT mean i want grizzly bears to start having rights and partaking in society and such

>>150079361
i'm not racist and most of /nfl/ consists of normal dudes who just find 4chan entertaining to a degree
its why /sp/ was moot's favorite board before gookmoot hired a bunch of faggots from /a/ to moderate it. before gookmoot this board didnt require moderation at all

>>150078665
He got annoying desu. Glad he's gone.

Just took a massive, sweaty, stinky, and splattery dak prescott in my in laws toilet. I’m just not gonna flush it and let it marinate for next person lol

>>150079361
I don't root for any black players, I only root for jewish players and players married to jewish women

>>150079361
>if I’m so racist why do I anonymously argue about which black football players are best on a Nepalese fly fishing forum?
I’m going to use this as my comeback at thanksgiving this year

>>150078172
what will be bears fans cope this time around? they're on a dangerous trajectory of becoming like the browns

>>150078217
Brady to start his career
>drafted by a team that was 8-8 and went 5-11 with Brady on the bench
>defensive head coach
>WR1 was a 30 year old who had one season above 610 yards prior to Brady
>WR2 was a returner who was just released by the browns with 1000 yards and four TDs total in the 4 years prior to Brady
>RB1 was a free agent signing who had just lost his job to a rookie the year prior
>TE1 was a UDFA that had 200 total receiving yards prior to Brady

Mahomes to start his career
>drafted by a team that was 12-4 and went 10-6 with Mahomes on the bench
>offensive head coach
>WR1 was a 2x Pro Bowl, 1x All-Pro that just had a 1200 yard, 7 TD season
>WR2 was a 4th overall pick free agent with 3000 yards and 25 TDs total in the 4 years prior to Mahomes
>RB1 was entering year 2 after leading the league in yards with 1327 yards and 8 TDs as a rookie
>TE1 was a 3x Pro Bowl, 2x All-Pro with 3900 yards and 22 TDs total in the four years prior to Mahomes including two consecutive 1000 yard seasons (just the 8th TE in NFL history to do so)

^this nigger frisky this morning^
look at him go!

>>150078665
I did until I found out he was fixing some white bitch young enough to be his daughter. His dumbass should have known that their kind can completely ruin your life.

He thinks people care lol

>>150082773
>>150082781
mahomospammer plz, you're not fooling

I think mahomes sucks lol

>>150083046
well your choice of women certainly does

>>150083046
Ruined by a dumb tattoo, s.mh

>>150083195
>women

>>150083046
I want to behead her to please Allah

dreamed rodgers took the steelers to the owl and were blowing out the cowboys 50-7
yup, i'm thinking my steelies are back this year

>>150078172
the bears got bamboozled into taking this kwab so everyone else could get a real QB lmfao

>>150083046
4/10s thinking theyre bad bitches is cringe

>>150084416
I think you had a schizophrenic delusion masked as a dream.

Any updates to the Micah Parsons to New England trade?

>>150084646
Yeah, not happening

>>150084681
...until Tuesday.

>>150084646
Parsons to
Panthers
Jets
Raiders
or the seahawks, these teams can afford him

soon to goon desu

Parsons to my Egies finna break the league. We robbing all the NFCE teams

Whats the password for the pick em league?

>>150084646
not fucking happening lol, jerry and kraft hate eachother

>>150084993
football2

>>150084993
read the email again stupid

>>150084871
Still wouldn't be contenders

>>150083046
You unironically know more ball than the Mahomes Schizo

>>150085019
Thanks

>>150085019
this didnt work

>Noooo stop talking bad about my precious Mahomes or I'll report you to the mods!!

KWAB

>>150085249
mahomes fears him
jannies tremble at the sight of him
the autist melties at the thought of him

>>150078172
>COACH I CAIN'T!!!

>>150078822
>she's a whore looking for money
>woman's lawyer: here's all the evidence
>we'll settle
I am shocked Shannon wasn't added to the rapist's council with LT and Harrison Butt.

>>150078172
This nigga sucks dick

>>150084871
Would be funny

Reminder chiefs fans were so mad at DAFLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU poster they went on rizon and cried directly to the mods

>>150085427
almost like we're rightfully exposing you people ruining the threads with inane spam and incoherent ramblings about a sports star

This isn't /pol/

This shit is so weird. He's definitely fucking his own mom.

Didn't read

>>150085375
Fields' career will look like a hall of famer by comparison

>>150085506
i though it was 2 schizos (mahomes schizo and webmschizo)

>>150078172
This nigga definitely a homo

>>150085526
I am glad we live in an era of fuckable QB Moms.

>>150085561
first underaged now trannies? when will your degeneracy stop

>>150085427
Softest fanbase lol

>>150085526
She be breast feeding that nigga ong cuh

>>150085576
Can't stop won't stop. Next week are more games so fucking hyped.

>>150085583
KWAB

>>150085526
>>150085561
Jaydens mom is prime milf

>>150078172
Now the race is on to see if he's better than Penix or not

My gf threw my box of tendies away saying that it didn't taste like she remembered, I understand why people beat women now

>>150085756
Jayden is so lucky he gets to fuck her

>>150085782
>My gf
Okay schizo anon time for you meds open up

>>150078222
>>150085526
>>150085797
Ms. Daniels is keeping her baby boy safe from evil floozies who want to steal his ball power

>>150085526
Most good QBs have a toxic GF or wife. JD has a toxic mom.

my team > your "team". remember that.

>>150085561
For me it's Zach Wilson's mom

>But Brady had great defen-
UH OH

>>150078273
This time next year we'll all be calling Daniels RG4

>>150085983
All Daniels haters have is the desperate hope that something happens to him. They know that he himself is elite

>>150085959
Drake Maye's Mom is very mid in comparison.

>>150085997
>>150085983
Pay Terry you cheapskates

>>150085856
I stopped taking my meds a long time ago. The bugs in my house kept fucking with me and nobody wanted to listen.

>>150085506
>ruining the threads with inane spam and incoherent ramblings about a sports star
indeed

>>150086000
All that Carolina BBQ. pork ribs baby back ribs pulled pork etc

Plus all the mayonnaise in the coleslaw and the brown sugar in the BBQ sauce

>>150086081
No trade him to my Patriots.

>>150086141
At least she got big fat tits from it. Nothing worse than a flatso.

???

>>150085980
Negative numbers are a good thing here

Milroe make ya melty?

>>150085980
idgi

>>150086124
Lmao

>>150086150
ZAMN!
Is that Clara Fernandez?

>>150078156 (OP)
What was this image?

>>150086301
>That look on his face
Damn maybe you are right about him. He looks like he's in a flow state

>>150086433
unrelated cuck image

>>150083046
Sauce?

>>150083046
I love asians bros...

>>150086500
This is so hot

>>150086503
Same

>>150086481
i'm a big pesto guy personally

>>150086500
I know that's right

Is there an /sp/ fantasy league I can join?

>>150086550
Why does he allow this?

>>150086579
That whole family is degenerate starting with their drunk driving father.

Have you wished him a happy birthday yet?

>>150086614
I had birthday cake protein pancakes and remembered better times. I did have sliced strawberries too, despite his hated of them.

>>150086614
Happy Birthday to da GOAT

>>150082517
That post doesn't even mention Brady. Why are you so obsessed with goat debates. It's like you know he's a threat to Brady's legacy and the mere mentioning of him bothers you.

>>150086684
Brady is the goat.

>>150086764
Agreed. You know a lot about young people. How many total MVPs did both of them have at age 29?

>>150086787
Lamar keeps winning MVPs and nothing else.

>>150086806
>Lamar keeps winning MVPs
Wow that's great for Lamar. But how many total MVPs did Brady and Mahomes have at age 29?

>>150086829
Who cares?

>>150086835
Just tell me. My friend is asking. You seem like an expert on young people.

I could see the Chiefs starting 0-3. Reid has completely shuffled the O'line except for 2 positions.

At the start of the season they'll have a collective 0 game experience playing those positions if the current configuration holds up. It will probably take them a while before they get it going.

>>150086764
The GOAT cuckold.

>>150086861
There's nothing wrong with hanging out with young people.

chiefs let go of their perennial all pro guard and drafted a tackle with a bum leg lmfao

Is this autism?

>>150087066
Nothing wrong with that

Cute kots and doggos

I need to adopt a pet

>>150087066
Sounds like a man doing his job.

>>150087133
Oops wrong thread. Please forgive me

>>150087151
Wions always related.

>>150087063
Chiefs O'line is in bad shape
-Traded away Joe Thuney who was their best guard
-Drafted Josh Simmons who might have a broken knee
-Signed Jaylon Moore who is a career backup LT. He went into camp injured.
-Moved Kingsley Suamataia to LG a position he's never played. He got benched playing LT and that's supposed to be a position he was good at.
-Moved Jawaan Taylor to a new position. He lead the league in penalties for the last two season in his old position now they think he can master a new one. He's went into camp injured.

>>150086150
too old

>>150086599
This is where Daddy Mahomes got arrested btw

>>150086150
>>150086411
>>150087224
don't mind bradysknee he's trying to rewrite history by posting new tracknfield webms but all of us know what he originally posted. I wish he would just embrace his paedofeelia

>>150087261
and there it is

>>150087066
Reminder that tapelets are unaware that Washington's offense is going to fundamentally transform this year. Daniels isn't going to be put in scenarios where he has to scramble for a few yards. His pocket presence improved massively through the season and the O-line is much better. Daniels was already tough to blitz with a bottom tier OL, now he'll be unstoppable

>>150087211
Moore was more of a swing tackle.
Hasn't Jawaan Taylor always been a RT? Are you saying they're going to move him inside? Don't think it would be too big of a problem desu. Moving from tackle to guard is way more manageable. Most guards played tackle in college

>>150087066
That's my offensive coordinator ;_;7

>>150087261
Delete this racist shit

MUSCLE MOMMY

dat hairline tho

>>150078665
no, she looks like a chickie's & pete's waitress.

>>150087376
that's a man

>>150087376
is that his trainer?

>>150087310
Reid is having them try different positions to make the oline more versatile but it will most likely end up with
>C Creed Humphrey
>RG Trey Smith
>RT Jawaan Taylor
>LT Josh Simmons
>LG Kingsley Suamataia
But once the Chiefs go 0-3 they will inevitably end up benching Kingsley, Josh, or Jawaan and putting in Jaylon, Mike, or Wanya.

Jawaan is on the last year of his contract and will fake an injury to maintain what's left of his market value. He's the 2nd biggest cap hit on the team.

>>150087261
It's real!
Wtf

>>150087297
>bottom tier OL
Based on fucking what, PFF? lmao, they played fine last year, adding Tunsil is good but you're at a point where it's diminishing returns, especially if you're gonna ditch cornerstone players like Allen and Terry.

>>150087465
>Jawaan is on the last year of his contract and will fake an injury to maintain what's left of his market value. He's the 2nd biggest cap hit on the team.
The last time he was on a contract year, he played out of his fucking mind for Jacksonville. People forget, the dude raped Joey Bosa and made him piss and shit himself in that playoff game.

>>150087465
>Jawaan is on the last year of his contract and will fake an injury to maintain what's left of his market value
No it will be the opposite. Jawaan will be incentived to play hard for a contract and the Chiefs will be incentivced to use the most out of him if he does sign elsewhere with a big deal, they'll get a good comp pick.

>>150087465
maxx crosby O/U 1.5 sacks before halftime

Jalen Hurts is 0-17 in hypothetical scenarios.

>>150087515
>>150087581
>Jawaan
It's not a good start for him so far. He came into training camp injured. The guy comes off as a dirtbag. He lead the league in penalties and knew the team couldn't do anything about it since he had 60M guaranteed.

So many people are saying the Saints are going to be the worst team in the league lmao. When it turns out that they're the 27th best team in the league, don't come crying to me and asking for forgiveness.

>>150087488
that's wild because i looked up the road he was arrested on and picked the blackest thing i saw on it and made it up. the road goes the entire length of the town too

>>150087599
statfags like you don't watch the sport so you can't explain a picrel like this.

Peyton Manning got carried by his defense for both of his rings.

>>150087673
There's also one for Montana and Tom. Anyone got those? I actually made the Tom one.

>>150087673
imagine the level of smelly and seethe of the creature who compiled and made this graphic kwab

>>150087705
>I actually made the Tom one
post it

>>150078217
• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO, lol)
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>150078172
LMAO sensitive ass bearfags made that Bears reporter delete the tweet of this video. Gayest sports city in the world.

>>150087673
>run a balanced offense, mostly throw from the gun, abuse play action
>RB room leading the playoffs in rushing attempts and yards
>two alpha wideouts but the tight end leads team in postseason receptions
>elite deep ball and throwing outside the numbers against man coverage
>playoff leader in passing touchdowns but also sacks
>troll your rival in the conference final with meme qb sneak TD from the 1
>throw a pick in the first quarter of the owl
>defense gets three turnovers including a pick 6 return from midfield in the super bowl and didn't concede a TD for three straight quarters
>win your first sb mvp at 30
be peyton manning, pic unrelated

>Chiefs rookie WR Jalen Royals is already earning first-team reps and has been a consistent target for Patrick Mahomes

>"Receiver Jalen Royals, the fourth-round pick, was elevated on the depth chart, as he took most of his repetitions with the first-team offense. The increase in usage wasn't an issue for Royals, either. He performed well running routes alongside fellow receivers Xavier Worthy and Hollywood Brown," via ESPN.

>Chiefs HC Andy Reid has spoken glowingly of Royals:

>"He's doing a nice job... catching the football well, he's strong."

>The Chiefs may have gotten a major steal in the fourth-round.

>>150087731
I don't have it here.
Actually I went through a cloud drive I have, and it turns out I do lol

>>150087784
>>150087673
The point being of course that both are ridiculous but funny. Not that Peyton or Tom are actually frauds or something

>>150087775
uh oh, two steals in one draft

>>150078777
>hiding in a box

the man's a tactician

>>150086614
I don't do the birthday thing. Fucking depressing

OLINE BREAKS DOWN, GAYLEB IS ON THE RUN TOWARDS HIS OWN END ZONE, AND HE MAKES A THROW ACROSS HIS BODY AND.... RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE DEFENDER!!!!
>He hasn't learned from any of his mistakes
Lmfao

>>150087863
Ben should've went to the raiders

>>150087726
It was probably Irsay

>>150087863
we talkin bout practice

>>150087644
I also seem to remember him bodying Hasaan Reddit in the Owl. And Bosa/Young in the other one.
He's elite

>>150087863
Uhhhhh bears bros? I thought you said Ben Johnson was fixing him.
This is liberally the same stupid shit that he did last year

>>150087775
>>150087809
Cheifs actually had a good draft but the bandwagoners only know about josh Simmons because someone said he might be the next Trent Williams.
Jeffrey Bassa could be a diamond in the rough. Hell even the undrafted free agent Esa Pole can turn out to be something.

>>150087909
Practice reveals habits.
The bears dline sucks, imagine what he'll look like against the Vikings, Lions, and Eagles which make up 5 of the Bears 17 games.

>>150087863
>You see this webm? I can completely tell everything that's going to happen based on this webm even though not I'm not at their training camp and I don't know what's going on at all in their building!
God, I can't wait for all of you sensationalist dumbfucks to get BTFO.

>>150087863
carolina won

>>150087927
aaron rodgers threw a shitload of interceptions in practice. not saying caleb is comparable mind you.

>>150087863
He loves running backwards kek

Trevor Lawrence comeback year.

Jaydon Blue takes over Dallas.

Joe Burrow injured.

Lions lose round one of playoffs.

Literally WHO can stop us this year, Pantherbros? Our offensive line is stacked across the board and our defensive line has gotten considerably better. It’s all on the grin reaper to deliver the lombardi to boa.

>>150087927
It's practice bro, none of this matters, we are just little particles floating around on a rock in outer space

>>150087863
Bears fans in denial. Nigga can't throw beyond 10 yards.

>>150087863
>Three consecutive camp days where the reports are that he's making great throws, looking more comfortable than he ever has presnap, and hitting dimes down the field to both rookie receivers
Caleb haters are in for a rude awakening.

>>150087926
The only time I actually care about the Chiefs is when I'm pretending to be a fan and saying retarded shit for (You)s.

>>150087988
>it's practice it doesn't matter
>erm acksullly it's reported gaylib is doing great in practice
Make up your mind

>>150087955
>Lions lose round one of playoffs
If they even make it

>>150088026
Have you ever considered that everyone you argue with isn't the same person, you retarded fuck?

Ben Johnson is clearly fixing Caleb's poglems and this is the first step of that. GODleb will be a new QB week 1. Bet on it.

How come the Bills don't get called out more for having a ton of >lifelong fans since 2020 or something?

>>150087988
>Caleb looks in control!
>3 delay of game penalties in a practice
He is in over his head

>>150088069

The Bills might be the most plastic franchise in the league. They only get a pass because they are pathetic and even now they have very few fans. t. 585

>>150088048
>GODleb will be a new QB week 1.
I'm a Caleb supporter and I know that he isn't going to be perfect week 1. The people saying that just trying to setup a situation where they can dogpile on if he doesn't throw for 400 yards and pass for 5 tds.

All gaylib can do is thrown wr screens, swing passes and check downs to the rb

>>150088133
You're retarded

>>150088041
Have you made up your mind yet?

>>150088156
wow real impressive doing that against a glorified kick returner

>>150087845
I feel you anon

>>150087863
Holy shit that's bad

Cuckleb is QB6 of his own draft despite going first overall LMAO

>>150088185
>>150088156

damn he looks pretty good, I'm sure he threw for like 30 td and 4k yards

Cuckleb sucks dick

>>150088224
...in my ficticious Madden franchise save.

Are there any games today?

>>150088224
No but he did set the bears all time most sacked QB ever record, 3rd place all time in the nfl and 2nd place all time for rookies.
Gayleb loves big men on top of him

God I can't wait for all of you stupid fucks to backpedal and act like you didn't talk copious amounts of shit saying that Caleb was gonna be a bust.
>NOOOOOOO I NEVER SAID THAT HE WOULD BE A BUST!
>I WAS JUST MEMEING
And then there will be the slimy retarded fucks pretending like they believed in him the entire time
>OBVIOUSLY HE WAS GONNA BE GOOD, IF YOU DIDN'T THINK SO THEN YOU WERE RETARDED
>I KNEW CALEB WAS GONNA BE GOOD
And then there will be the worst of the worst, the gaslighters
>NOBODY EVER SAID THAT CALEB WAS GOING TO BUST
>MEDS! NOBODY IN THIS GENERAL WAS SAYING THAT CALEB WAS GONNA BE A BUST
>I-I NEVER ONCE CALLED HIM A BUST, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
All of you are fucking scum and need to die. I look forward to your tears, or more likely your silence. Stupid, worthless pieces of shit.

>>150088156
>>150088185
Bro got gaylib dick in his mouth

>>150088269
I'm laughing at your pathetic franchise for blundering everything they do.

>>150088269
Bro got gayleb dick in his mouth

>>150088282
And I'll be laughing as you get run over by a bus after running out of your shitty one bedroom apartment in tears because Caleb turned out to be a hell of a player.

>>150088269
It's going to be funny as fuck when the Vikings dline tortures Caleb week 1 and you guys are just completely silent.
The Bears didn't even face any great dlines last year given how banged up the lions, rams and 49ers were by the time the bears played them, yet Caleb still got sacked 68 times.
If he's still doing dumb shit like
>>150087863
he's either going to take a lot of sacks again or throw a lot of interceptions.

>>150088323
Your delusional copes are hilarious. He's a shit QB that was outplayed by his own class despite them going into worst situations. The same retarded shit he did at USC are sticking in the NFL

>>150087775
wow
wow
wow

>>150088269
I want you to know I've always believed gaylib had it(cock) in him

Gayleb is a bust faggot

>Gayleb is improving so much!
Lol
Lmao
Ben probably wishes he took the Jags or Raiders job

>>150088276
>>150088282
>>150088294
>>150088340
>>150088368
>>150088371
FUCK YOU SAMEFAG BEAR DOWN grrrrrrrr

>>150088391
Is that Gayleb and his boyfriend?

>>150088368
it's a cursed franchise. Even Brady and Mahomes wouldn't be successful there.

Coach Primate

>>150088415
Coward.

>>150088391
>chicago physiognomy

You don't understand anything about Ben Johnson's process this offseason when working with Caleb. He's been intentionally overloading him with information and getting after him in practice and intends to scale it back as they get closer to the season. Of course, you don't follow the Bears at all, so you just clip together webms you see on Twitter and spam them here and then make retarded declarations as if you actually know what's going on in Chicago. You don't know anything, you don't know a fucking thing at all but that doesn't stop you from completely misinterpreting everything and drawing the wrong fucking conclusions. I hate you, I hate all of you, you will all learn soon enough.You don't understand anything about Ben Johnson's process this offseason when working with Caleb. He's been intentionally overloading him with information and getting after him in practice and intends to scale it back as they get closer to the season. Of course, you don't follow the Bears at all, so you just clip together webms you see on Twitter and spam them here and then make retarded declarations as if you actually know what's going on in Chicago. You don't know anything, you don't know a fucking thing at all but that doesn't stop you from completely misinterpreting everything and drawing the wrong fucking conclusions. I hate you, I hate all of you, you will all learn soon enough.You don't understand anything about Ben Johnson's process this offseason when working with Caleb. He's been intentionally overloading him with information and getting after him in practice and intends to scale it back as they get closer to the season. Of course, you don't follow the Bears at all, so you just clip together webms you see on Twitter and spam them here and then make retarded declarations as if you actually know what's going on in Chicago. You don't know anything.

>>150087492
>Based on fucking what, PFF? lmao

caLeb WiLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLiams

>>150088443
If only you knew how blessed things really are

>>150088371
Yeah, it's called honesty and transparency. Ben Johnson already told the media several times that him getting the offense to perform to a high standard wasn't going to be some smooth sailing, sunshine and rainbows, process. I see no problem with him being consistent with that message. Getting better isn't pretty and perfect all the time. Grow up.

Injure your teammate during practice with an illegal tackle. Wtf is his problem?

>Colts RB Salvon Ahmed, who was taken down by S Trey Washington with an illegal hip-drop tackle, suffered a severe lower right leg injury and was immediately taken to a local hospital for X-rays.

>The play happened during what the Colts describe as a developmental period, when drills usually include third-string players.

>During the period when Ahmed was injured, the Colts were going "live," meaning tackling was allowed.

>"Never want to see that happen," Shane Steichen said.

>"I know we don't encourage hip-drop tackles. I know Trey's down in the dumps, and I don't think he's trying to do that. We're just trying to create an edge. Those [backups] are going to have to tackle come preseason."

>Hip-drop tackles were banned last season because of the high number of lower body injuries that occur as a result of the technique.

Unironically, I want to apologize. I don't hate or wish death on any of you. I just get so worked up about my baby Caleb and people insulting him like this.

NFL ready btw

intentionally overload this bussy

>>150088637
Why is the Kiwi such a freak?

Flacco is back and out for playoff revenge on CJ Stroud

>Flacco has settled in and looks to be right back to the thrower he was for Cleveland during the 2023 season. Taking a snap from the red zone, Joe Flacco dropped back and lobbed a pinpoint pass to the corner of the end zone, which undrafted rookie wide receiver Gage Larvadain collected for a pretty-looking six-point connection.

freak this bussy

>>150088706
Flacco is unironically going to lead the Browns to more wins the Rodgers will for the stoolers

>>150087775
>draft enough bust wrs early on
>LOOK AT THIS 4TH ROUND STEAL
He’s probably a mid player, but that organization can’t draft skill positions worth a fuck. Why teams draft 1st round receivers I will never understand.

>>150088707
Sticks my finger up your butt

>>150088468
sacks are a qb stat

>>150088731
>Why teams draft 1st round receivers I will never understand.
Because every couple of years there's a generational one that changes the game, but also the success rate for even just finding a WR2 is way way higher in the 1st round. The vasy majority of receivers drafted round 3 or later are busts.

>>150088728
I doubt Flacco even plays enough to attempt to do that. They're going to play Dillon Gabriel or Shedeur to see what they have. Unironically, the funniest thing will be if Deshaun Watson comes back and plays well.

>>150088728
pure delusion i'm sorry to say. browns are a 4 win roster, steelers are playoff ready

>>150087743
>the post makes no mention of Brady
You suffer from CDS (Chiefs Derangement Syndrome).

>>150088706
the only thing more consistently shit than browns qbs is browns wrs. Jumpball Joe throwing to the denizens of Whoville this year

Imagine taking your car to a mechanic and he looks like this

>I paint my nails because I'm all about self expression you know?
>Oh no. I cain't
>I want my mommy!

Hell no, im putting the car in drive and backing up out of there.
Now imagine trusting this guy as your QB. No thanks!

Reminder: Mahomes does not lose to the NFC in the regular season. He has the same amount of Super Bowl appearances as he has loses against the NFC. That's how rare it is.

>>150088788
The mention of someone being 2nd in many categories begs the question of who is first.

40-6 lol

NFC

North

>>150088731
Their problem is that they only focus on straight line speed. It worked with Tyreek who was a 5th rounder. But he can actually run routes. Chiefs are stuck with a bunch of straight line speed babies.

Quarterbacks

>>150088443
>Fuentes
>Galeas
>Gallardo
>Garcia
>Gomez
>Granado
fucking grim

LOL!
(don't have a webm of Gay Gay McSharty because he's a bust in waiting)

>>150088913
>The mention of someone being 2nd in many categories begs the question of who is first.
He's technically 1st place in every category at this age so no need to ask who is ahead of him. Glad to clear the up for you.

>take the car to Caleb Williams mechanic
>wait an entire year
>finally go back to see if it's ready
>nothing is actually fixed
>trunk full of makeup products
>ask him wtf happened
>he makes a face like pic related
>tells me he "just can't"

Never taking my car to Halas Hall again bros

Brady blows and his fans are losers

>>150087775
>>150088731
They should give the Lions a draft pick and ask them for permission to hire John Dorsey as a consultant.

Brett Veach keeps drafting speedy manlets to compensate for losing Tyreek. It hasn't worked because of this >>150088960. They only have track speed.

Soon

>>150089025
what does that say about the guy thats 0-2 against him

>>150089074
Just saw that Tyreek wasn't even drafted by Veach. He probably only goes off the 40 yard dash from the combine.

>>150089115
>Just saw that Tyreek wasn't even drafted by Veach
It's insane. Veach is shit at drafting WRs but then trades away the first elite WR Chiefs have had in a long time.

Da bears

man let this nigga bryce take a year off to get leg extension surgery or somethin. I don't care how hard he was ballin' in college, there's no way this midget is even sniffing a super bowl at this height.

>>150089214
>shitting on short players

>>150088984
Relative accomplishments only work in relative terms, anon. What are you gonna do, keep talking about Where Mahomes ranked at age 29 when he's 35?

His career is front-loaded and every year the gap between him and everyone else will close a little more. Last year he was 7th in yards, 9th in TDs and 16th in passer rating. How many more seasons like that do you think it's gonna take before shit starts to normalize? You can't just project 50 TDs from now until he's 40. He hasn't even cracked 30 for 2 consecutive years.

>>150089238
not the same

>>150089183
>the Bears ever being good
Berenstein
>the Bears always being shit
Berenstain

So when Goff dunks on the rest of the league this year will /NFL/ claim he's a John Morton babby?

>>150089275
1985 though

>>150089282
Yeah like so many other people I thought I remembered that but it never happened

>>150089276
Is Goff the last statue QB in the NFL? Guys like Burrow and Stroud are pocket passers but they can still move around.

>>150089282
Literally 40 years ago.
You may as well be bringing up Raiders Owls

>>150088913
Oh God I'm gonna TOOOOOOOOM

>>150089276
Nah I'll go with the tried and true dome baby excuse

>>150089001
All memes aside his body language so often screams "defeat." Like, he doesn't even get angry at losing, just wants to not be there at all something.

Success came too early, adversity breaks him, the Bears wasted ANOTHER first round pick on a qb. Another bust or two and they're in danger of becoming the Browns, just picking another sacrificial lamb every 2-3 years forever

>get bullied
>leave your team next offseason
>your bully joins your old team shortly after
KWAB

When Bryce Young plays well will the idea of short QBs being automatically bad be killed?

>>150089298
Stafford and Rodgers I guess

>>150089242
>He hasn't even cracked 30 for 2 consecutive years.
But he has cracked 2 super bowl appearances in that time. Mahomes takes turns winning MVPs or contending for championships. His resume is flawless thus far. He could retire for the next 2 seasons and still be ahead of everyone in playoff wins, playoff pass TDs, and superbowl MVPs by age 31.

>>150089352
>But he has cracked 2 super bowl appearances in that time
team stat

>>150089333
People need to learn to douse their bullies in lighter fluid and set them on fire. If people were more afraid of extremely violent retribution, there would be less bullies. I already told my nephew that if someone tries to mess with him, then he needs to go crazy bite them, pull their hair, grab an object nearby and start beating them with it.

>>150089340
No one will ever know about it because no one is watching the San Jose Brahmins play the Oklahoma Stampede at 2pm on a tuesday in may.

What's going to be the worst team in the league this season?
Browns?
Giants?
Jets?
Etc

>>150089409
Giants. also this bike is based I wanna ride something like that one day

>>150089409
Titans

>>150089409
your team

>>150088468
>Burrow
This just further proves that he isn't actually good at reading defenses pre-snap. It's all post-snap talent + elite WR corps + great offensive scheme.

>>150089409
Saints
Cap it.

>>150089409
I'm sick of seeing the Giants be failures. The script should be updated.

>>150089440
Don't disrespect my Reffies like that, bucko!

>>150089463
Oooo yeah forgot about them

>>150089472
Reffies heading for a mid-season melty this year.

>>150089444
easy money on the over desu

>>150089503
>all this heat for a meaningless game
I guess I'd be bored and looking for drama too if I had to officiate the fucking Tits vs Jests

>>150089461
no it proves hes throwing the ball way more often than everyone else. is jalen hurts better at avoiding sacks because he had 10 fewer than burrow?

easy money on this bussy

>>150089519
fuck off tripfag

>>150089523
iirc It's OT and inside the redzone. America might not be watching but Goodell and the bettors sure are.

>>150089530
easy money on your mother giving all the nflg boys free blowies

>>150089519
I actually felt bad for him. That Simpson broadcast was kino though

>>150089352
>His resume is flawless

Lol, lmao even

>>150089519
not an argument
dallas has never had a losing season with dak healthy
7.5 is retarded regardless of your gay little personal feelings about the cowboys that you got from reddit

>>150089569
Iggles sisters, our response?

Infinite Jests.

Dak Prescott is the Mike Tomlin of Quarterbacks

>>150089595
>
...
much to consider

>>150089595
And there it is

>>150089595
At least Tomlin won an owl

>>150080326
>/sp/ was moot's favorite board
moot was a total faggot so that checks out

>>150089276
This is Goff's year to prove he is the team's engine which is why the Lions will lose in the WC

Mahomes was robbed of his threepeat

>>150089563
Relatively speaking it is flawless.

This is flawless.

>>150089682
>Mahomes was robbed of his threepeat
This. His weapons never played a single game together. Eagles were gifted a ring against a weaponless Chiefs, congrats to them for their ``win``.

>>150089025
based

Well?

>>150089653
New Fag alert!

>>150089732
So when is Rice serving his suspension?

>>150089745
Most intelligent black qb.

My ass is so sore after the shit I just took >(2 shits actually, first one it wouldn't come out after 30 min even tho I walked-- with the ball of poo peaking out-- to get some water to help pass it....wasn't until I ate a big bowl of spaghetti and marinara that I was able to pass that big turd ball, was like passing a baseball)

Clinching my anus helps with the throbbing pain. I imagine I feel like Goff did after his laat playoff game

>>150089468
you had 2007 & 2011 and now you pay with suffering
should have enjoyed it more while it lasted

>>150089745
When it comes to training camp INTs either the QB sucks or the defense is really good.
It's the Ravens, so I bet it's the latter.

>>150089753
This. Moot wasn't a faggot, I'm sire he still is a faggot

>>150089787
Get a bidet

>>150089705
The argument that Montana and Jordan never lost in final game is a low IQ argument. It ignores the fact that they choked in earlier rounds of the playoffs against lessor teams whereas Mahomes only lost to Superbowl caliber teams.

Mahomes only goes to championship rounds thus the rare times he loses it has to be in a championship game.

>>150089768
As soon as the season starts. They're trying to gift the DEI Eagles a win. Let them have it.

>>150089787
hi fox

1. Lamar
2. Hurts
3. Burrow
4. Allen
5. Mahomes
6. A cactus
7. Jayden Daniels
8. Another cactus
9. Purdy
10. A box of rocks
9001. Daniel Jones
99999. Anthony Richardson
10000000000. Dak
10000000001. Gardner minshew

>>150089965
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=718

KWAB

why do they lie chat?

>>150089823
It's not about Joe being 4-0 in the owl, it's about Joe playing his best ball when he gets to the owl. Two of the worst games Mahomes has ever played was in the owl. There's something to be said about that
>inb4 muh injuries, muh oline
not an excuse

I'm here to laugh at the cowboys

>>150089823
>Rashee Rice being on the field is the difference between a win or loss for the Chiefs
sounds like a bunch of shitters

>>150090050
>cherry picking a season instead of comparing their entire career.
why?

why is /sp/ getting spammed?

>>150090033
>>150090050
>Hurts has shown immense growth as a QB year over year, going from average to elite
>Mahomes has been declining for multiple years now
Who's the kwab?

>>150090105
When you have a bunch of shitters and your only elite WR gets a 4-6 game suspension it's a slap in the face.

>>150090107
I'm just showing the history since the last time hurts lost to mahomes

>>150090107
>instead of comparing their entire career.
So you agree that 7>3?

>>150090162
I mean comparing season for season.

>>150090112
Some gay soccer match happened probably and norf FC won

I want Jerry Jones to live forever

>>150090203
ah gotcha

>>150089282
bro sounding a lot like the average cowboys fan
"muh 5 rangz" yeah gramps let's get you back to the nursing home

>>150090112
That guy has been trying to get Argentina range banned for days

but would you suck a log

>>150089282
Cool for your dad but if you didn't watch a superbowl it doesn't count for you. That's your parents bears, not your bears.

>The only WR that is consistently getting separation at training camp is awaiting a 4-6 game suspension.
The league is rigged against the Chiefs.

I know it's old news now but Jordan Davis is looking trim and fit as hell. Looks like a completely different person. Hopefully that pays off.

>TRENDING: Dallas #Cowboys superstar

>pass rusher Micah Parsons recently admitted that he has a FOOT FETISH and loves toes.

>"I have a foot fetish."

>Q: "You like toes?"

>Micah: "YES."

>Parsons is one of the most unique players in the league.

jalynnpolkhater if you're here, let it be known

>>150090484
Is there like a site somewhere that you can make these with?

>>150090640
>how do I make AI slop quality post that contribute nothing
apply yourself you are better than this anon

>>150078172
>gayleb just needs more weapons

>>150090484
this is what happens when you got to to toe with Jerry
all your skeletons come out of the closet

>>150078272
Very womanly

>>150090400
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

>>150088962
I both love seeing Goof getting destroyed in this clip and feel bad for him at the same time.

>>150090918
I would've just kept on going. I have shit to do.

>>150090918
>Temujin still has this saved on his hardrive which is proof he's a cringe dirtbag larping as a latina

>>150091138
The US still, at the very least, keeps up the illusion of allowing free speech. So I'll post whatever the fuck I want.

>>150088901
Friendly reminder that he's taking up 25% of the cap by himself next year

>>150089965
who's drafting him?

>>150091214
The salary cap is a myth I don't think it actually exists.

>>150090987
Same. Goff seems like a nice guy

>>150091214
>what is a contract restructure

>>150090918
He should be locked up for months. What an inconsiderate monster

>>150091384
He should've been suspended last season for the whole year. They're lucky it's only going to be a handful of games at most.

For me, it's the Disney Plus No Ads + Hulu and Live TV No Ads + ESPN Plus + UFC Fight Night Ticket + NFL RedZone Bundle

>>150087297
>fundamentally transform this year
Yes, by losing their start WR

>>150091469
For me, it's streameast

>>150091384
Traffic crime is judged by the results not on the crime. Nobody even got seriously injured and the few who did were just grifters suing for more money.

>>150091519
Leaving the crime scene is a bad look

>Terry McLaurin's quarterbacks, 2019-2023 And this doesn't even include Ryan Fitzpatrick's one game as the starter.
Pay the man

Ironically EDP445 is what made me like the eagles. All ped shit aside, he's enthusiasm for the franchise made me assume all the fans was passionate

>>150091560
He's based

>>150091469
Just need crackedstreams

>>150091560
>>150091598
Eagles being good was a mistake
What more evidence do you need?

>You see Officer, I may have been drunk driving my Lambo 50 over the speed limit, but nobody got hurt before you pulled me over so it's like nothing happened.
>No, I will not get out of the car. *rolls up window*

>>150085919
>Jaylen Daniels mom is literally some chick who fucked a football player in high school and never married him
>now she won't let any women near her child
what?

>>150091138
We prefer the term "Latinx", get it right, gringo.

Hello betiful dear how r u? come 2 New Zealand i receive u desi hindi

>Chiefs RT Jawaan Taylor reveals he played 15 games with partially torn meniscus in 2024, had offseason surgery/stem cell therapy in injured knee

The more and more I hear about the 2024 Chiefs the more I ask how the fuck was it possible they went 15-2 and made the Superbowl.

>Greeeeeeen Nineteen
>Green Niiiiiiinteeeeeeeen
>GREEN NINE- HUTHUT
>HUT

lol admit it, you fucking jumped.

>>150091711
>how the fuck was it possible they went 15-2 and made the Superbowl.

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a queer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
an hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your nail-painting ass
Pulverize this fuck
with myBergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!!

I usually hate Philly teams but the Eagles are alright
Not sure why

>>150091711
They have arguably the best QB of all time is why.

>bro don't do it.....
>bro I'm telling you Bo Nix isn't good don't be drinking the Kool Aid on him just yet.......
>BRO I'M SERIOUS BRO HE'S NOT THAT GOOD BRO PLEASE DON-
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUÚUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

>>150091721
And that's why I hated Rodgers until he became a shamen. Shamen Rodgers.

>>150091785
Eryn's theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3cgNm_f2ow&list=RDU3cgNm_f2ow&start_radio=1

>>150078172
it’s over
>>150086579
kwab

>YEAH
>HERE
>WE
>GO

i sawed temujins cooch one time

My mother is being sent out to Kansas City as part of Trumps federal reorganization. Is it too late for me to become a Chiefs King?

>>150091598
>>150091560
imagine this giant fat nog being your first time
enough to turn a girl lesbo

>>150091747
>when the team wins its all because of the QB
>when the team loses its everyone but the QB

>>150087376
High test women produce warriors.

>>150091922
no you can be a lifelong fan of 1 year or something just like the other 95% of that fanbase.

>>150091931
Correct.

>>150091711
>the squirted an aborted babies brain juice into this giant fat steroid nogs knee so he could block for the mutt
evil country

Looking to go to the Vikings and Browns game in London, but tickets are sold out from the official store. Anyone have experience getting tickets from Seat Geek or other third party places to these games? I was about to buy from Seat Geek but it says the row is N/A so I’m a little skeptical on the sale.

>>150091972
Enjoy late-stage Capitalism.

>>150091744
There's not really an unlikable player on the team. I guess some people might not like Carter but he's so good that his antics are overlooked.

>>150091983
i cant believe they took the crisp sleeves away from hot pockets
>>150091972
sounds like a sure fire way to get beasted

>>150091922
Do you think:
>3 is more than 7?
>Being blown out 40-6 in the super bowl is no big deal?
>You're okay with your wife sleeping with other men?

If you answered yes on all three.
Welcome to Chiefs Kingdom

How to beat Mahomes in the Super Bowl 101: make sure they have injuries to half the oline and he has 0 protection.

How to beat Mahomes in the Super Bowl 202: also helps if his receivers are a combination of or all the above of - can’t catch or are washed

>>150091772
>1-7 record against winning teams
lol

>>150092000
Never stopped Brady.

>>150091999
i forgot this webm

>>150086000
The word you are looking for is pig

>>150091999
Genuine question that I am too lazy to look up, what does his 'wife' look like? I am imagining fat with black hair, a nose ring, and a flowery tattoo sleeve.

>>150092016
no, he just choked twice against Eli Manning, one of which was the biggest game in NFL football history

Tom Brady has also never recorded a singular superbowl game in the top 10 passer rating for a QB to start in the Owl, despite starting in around 20% of all Superbowls.

What a fucking fraud

>>150092019
She's not that bad. She probably looked like Mary Mouser when younger and thinner. She also produced 4 chads.

>>150091999
straightest queefs fan

>>150092029
7 > 3

>>150092029
mahomes choked 3 times against brady

>>150092041
I'm not comparing Tom Brady to Patrick Mahomes buddy

15-1 AND COULDN'T WIN A PLAYOFF GAME.

>>150092046
Dee Ford lining up offsides, and 3 out of 5 members of Mahomes starting offensive line getting Career ending injuries in the 2020 season prior to the Super Bowl doesn't sound like Mahomes choking.

>>150092020
Good question, unfortunately, I am also too lazy to look up but I would agree with your assumption.

>>150092063
penalties and injuries never stopped Brady

>>150092020
what's wrong, is she too old for your taste kitty didler.

>>150092083
They had, multiple times in his career actually retard.

Brady could never take the 2020 Chiefs to a Super Bowl.
In fact, Brady would have a losing season if he lost 4 out of 5 of his starting linemen during the season.

>>150091499
BUH-BUH-BUH-BASED

>>150092109
An yet Brady has a perfect record against mahomes. Curious

>>150092092
Whoa. I never diddled any kitties.

Why are dogs so fucking greedy?

>zero mention of O-line in your post
and zero reply faggot. I'm here to discuss football, not your mancrush

>>150092029
>he just choked twice against Eli Manning
I'd rather choke than get blown out

>>150092129
the are slaves to the rules of nature
"fuck you I got mine"
it's what gives them drive

>>150092140
That's retarded. Choking is a singular effort, getting blownout is a team effort.

Nobody in this league could've went 15-2 with the Chiefs roster last year, and nobody in the last 25+ years of football, if ever could take the 2020 Chiefs Roster to the Super Bowl.

Mahomes was missing 4 out of 5 of his starting offensive line in 2020. You low IQ football retards wouldn't know it but that is a death sentence.

>beats brady with a bottom 10 defense and the second worst offensive line in the league
why couldn't mahomes do it with an average offensive line and an elite defense?

>>150092149
Mahomes both choked and got blown out in 2 (two) superbowls

>>150088269
Reminder that chicagoites still believe Justin Fields is an elite QB to this very day.

>>150092160
Nope, his team collapsed around him and he was the only reason they won as much as they did and made it to the Super Bowl.

Please learn the definition of words you utilize.

>>150092149
>getting blownout is a team effort.
Brady always made it to the 50 yard line before halftime

>>150092175
Brady would've lost his division and been out of playoffs on both the 2020, and 2025 Chiefs.

>>150092166
mahomes has more interceptions than Brady in superbowls despite only being in 4 vs Bradys 7. Thats massive choke job business

>>150092181
Cute theoretical. Anyway, Brady never got BTFO in an Owl

When I reach down to masturbate I sometimes wish I could feel a pussy instead of a dick.

>>150091998
Did some more looking online and apparently it’s listed that way to prevent cracking down on resellers. Took a chance and bought the tickets. I’ll just put in a fraud claim if it turns out to be a scam.

Vikings are going to fucking ass

>>150092212
indeed, but so will the lions so it wont be that bad in the division

>>150092183
>despite only being in 4 vs Bradys 7
Brother in christ you are a massive retard that doesn't even watch football. What pathetic existence in your life leads you to post in an /nfl/ subtopic of a sports anonymous imageboard when you do not even watch sports!!

This is what you're arguing with when you engage in discussion with a Bradytard btw.

>>150092212
Be*

>>150092215
>breakin the crust

>>150092217
Now say it again without crying this time chiefmutt

>>150092212
all of them? at the same time? and whose ass?

>>150092217
NTA but the actual numbers make mahomes look worse btw

>>150092212
stop your fucking wildfires from burning and shitting up the air in Minnesota

>>150092231
>The guy who posts the mutt images thinks Tom Brady has only played in 7 Super Bowls and Mahomes has only played in 4

good fucking lord
>>150092234
The actual numbers is a cherrypicked argument because Brady and Mahomes didn't play the same football matchups in their Super Bowl and trying to make arguments about the Super Bowl with box scores is what retards who think Brady's only played in 7 do.

>>150092196
SKOL!

>>150092239
Still crying? Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?

>>150092228
crust status: busted

>>150092211
Well the worst that could happen is a refund right

>>150092239
lol so comparing super bowl stats is cherrypicking because the matchups aren't the same but comparing their first seven years isn't cherrypicking because...? oh i know its because one makes mahomes look like a choke artist bitch

>>150092129
Natural animal instinct to eat as much as they can because they don't know when they'll eat again. Can usually be broken with training. My dog never begs for food off my plate. He begs my girlfriend sometimes cause she thinks feeding him from the table is cute. I don't mind because he knows not to do it before he's offered food but what's younopen that avenue he will pester you sometimes unless I tell him "not for dog" then he'll go lay down. It helps if you feed them well and on a schedule though so themat they're never actually that hungry. But yeah, instinct basically and most dogs can be trained out of it if you know how to reach your dog. I basically had to scold mine a few times, and give some positive reinforcement when he finally started leaving me alone. Usually he'll lay at my feet or on his bed. Sometimes he even goes to sleep while I'm eating, he feels comfortable there and he knows he's being a good boy. He won't even try to sniff my plate if I set it down and leave it. My buddy had a different method, he put hot sauce on his food and would leave it unattended on the table. Seems kind of mean to me but it worked, dog tried twice and never tried again.

With different animals it's a different story depending on how aggressive the dog is and how he sees the pecking order, if dog doesn't see you as absolutely above it you'll never be able to break them from being aggressive to other dogs. It's best for each dog to have it's own dish and for you to never allow them to eat out of another dog's dish. Maybe after the other dog is done eating but you can't let the 1st dog think it can bully the 2nd into giving up it's dish. It's your dish after all, you're letting them get their fill.

Obviously depends in the dogs though, if you have dogs with similar temperaments it's easier for them to sort it out themselves.

>>150092239
>Brady and Mahomes didn't play the same football matchups in their Super Bowl
Correct. Brady played good football while Mahomes played shitty football

>>150092160
>Mahomes both choked and got blown out in 2 (two) superbowls
It is better for your resume to be blown out against a superbowl winner rather than getting blown out in the wildcard round like Brady and Montana was doing in their 20s.

>>150092268
>Correct. Brady played good football
Brady has zero(0) of his Super Bowl performances list top 10 for passer rating.

He's an overrated fraud.

>>150092272
dont worry bro mahomes will get btfo'd in the wildcard by some nobody QB soon enough just like every great QB that came before him

>>150092281
>largest samplesize out of any QB by the virtue of being carried year in and year out
>STILL can't crack top 10 in what is considered the most important passing stat when comparing QBs

fucking YIKES

>>150092272
But Brady has a perfect record and a blowout against Mahomes. Plus a 3rd humiliation ritual as a commentator

>>150092272
This loser mentality is exactly why that mutt isn't the goat.

>>150092296
3>2

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>>150092291
>Good job winning 7 Brady... HOWEVER

Don’t run when it comes.
Stand up, fight back. Be a man.

>>150092282
>wildcard by some nobody QB soon enough
Wouldn't change the fact that he went his entire 20s without missing a championship round and still has more Superbowl MVPs than Brady had at age 35.

>>150092305
He was carried to 7.
Vinetari won 2 of them, his defense won 3 of them with Malcom Butler specifically winning one of those on his own.

Mahomes has never won anything without Britt Reid

>>150092319
>He was carried to 7.
>Vinetari won 2 of them, his defense won 3 of them with Malcom Butler specifically winning one of those on his own.

>Brady was carried by his defense and special teams!!!
meanwhile mahomes...

jenny still hasnt had her robot period

Imagine doing this in a superbowl. Brady would never.
Step aside Manning, Mahomes is the Choke Goat.

>>150092344
Brady wouldn't have made it to postseason with the teams Mahomes had

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