>>150231122
>Diesel or petrol?
>Huh? It's obviously petrol
>Oops
>Don't tell me you put diesel in...
>No, I filled it with sugar. Sorry!!

Yea, I'm literally bricking him then the car in that order

>>150137676
Imagine rollerblading to Caleb's Engine & Auto to pick up your bussy truck but when roll by he word speaks

>I can't fix anything with these shitty tools!!!!!
>i wanted to work at the mechanics down the street!!!!!!!!!!
>I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!

Yea, I'm legit phase shifting to another dimension (one where fags are shot in the head on sight) outta there

Imagine driving to the mechanic store and when you turn into the mechanic says you

>Ewwwww your car smells like cigarettes
>What does this button do?
>These leather seats are so sheek
>Would you still ask me to fix your car if I was a worm?

Yea... I'm putting the car in neutral and asking someone to tow me outta there

Imagine taking your car to a mechanic and he looks like this

>I paint my nails because I'm all about self expression you know?
>Oh no. I cain't
>I want my mommy!

Hell no, im putting the car in drive and backing up out of there.
Now imagine trusting this guy as your QB. No thanks!