Thread 150225621

>>150225621 (OP)
Someone post her reaction to her getting booed

Was it Russ or Pete Carroll who made the call?

How many times has a QB had 100% completion% in a game? Any with more than 18 passes?

Shit edition.

packers fucking suck

>ESPN sources: Chiefs WR Rashee Rice is expected to have his disciplinary hearing with the NFL on Tuesday, Sept 30 in New York. This means that Rice now is likely to be able to play the first four weeks of this season before any potential discipline is imposed for his role in a multi-car crash in Dallas during the 2024 offseason.

>With Rice's hearing now on track for Sept. 30, this would make him eligible to play the first four weeks of the season with games against the Chargers in Brazil, the Eagles, at the Giants and the Ravens.

>>150225640
She deserved to get booed, fucking traitor.

>>150225664
They'd better off losing him early in the season than later

>>150225642
Yeah it was definitely their second year QB that chose the play over the HC. Carroll has a track record of doing retarded plays at retarded times because he thinks he's being creative, he will be the main reason behind at least 1 loss that the Raiders could have won

>>150225621 (OP)
Taytay KNOWS ball.

>>150225640
I only have a screenshot. I wonder what that felt like. Worshipped everywhere you go and then booed like that

>>150225684
AND the Pats? She just bandwagons popular teams, huh?

>>150225690
It was funny to me because I've hated that bitch for almost 20 years now, it's about time someone poked some holes in her massive ego

>>150225621 (OP)
Is it just me or is it weird how famous this bitch is now even though her last hit was over 10 years ago?

>>150225621 (OP)
Taylor is bad

>>150225642
lynch clowned on carroll not russ

>>150225644
how many times are they going to make darnold throw the ball? his interceptions are going to be wild

>>150225715
Go ask /mu/, why would you post this here

>Americans constantly call Euros gay
>enter most American general
>Bussy
>Taytay
Huh

Why didn’t the Seahawks run it at the 1 here?

>>150225750
carroll wanted russlel to be the star

>>150225749
The entire world is gay. We're all lovers

>>150225673
Don't they have their hardest part of the schedule in the early part of the season?

I still feel like Howie could have made this work in his cap math. Probably could have gotten a slight discount too, supposedly Rodgers loved it here and was a great locker room guy.
Letting him go stinks like hubris, to me.

>>150225750
Pete Carroll being the smartest guy in the room by thinking he was going to trick them because 99.99% of people participating in or watching the game were expecting beast mode.

>>150225772
Sovl. Love you bro

>>150225750
There's this thing called dementia.

>>150225779
More like fartest guy in the room

>>150225775
It's definitely tougher before the bye, though the good teams are somewhat spread out within that half of the season.

>>150225750
This one play basically ruined Seattle's offense because they traded away their stud center for a receiving TE that didn't know how to block and most of the cap money went towards the defense so they only backup tier linemen that wouldn't have started on 30 other teams

>REMARKABLE: Former #Commanders QB Taylor Heinicke thought he was done with football in 2020 and his sister kicked him off her couch.

>"Get the hell out of here. Go take another walk. Do something."

>Soon after, he signed with Washington, starting a playoff game vs. Tom Brady.

>Landon Dickerson, day after meniscus surgery, makes an appearance after practice.
Wtf lol how is he walking around already

>>150225815
a third worlder would never get that mass

>>150225783
no homo

>>150225779
He would have had it if not for a great defensive play. Now imagine he had ran and someone vaulted over the line to stuff it, we'd still be shitting on him.

>>150225815
John Cena showed up to a WWE show a few hours after having neck surgery. Some people are genetic freaks that can recover faster than others

>>150225831
Im having sex with a woman right now bro, no worries

>>150225804
He had made ~$1.7 mil at that point. He ended up making ~$18 mil more because he went back to playing.

>>150225839
Wow good for him

>>150225815
>meniscus surgery
depends on how invasive the surgery was, plus he's probably doped up and has the compression stuff on his leg

>>150225815
lmao the bag he's carrying was full of beers

>>150225837
based dedicated /sp/astic

>>150225815
They fucked up the script, he was supposed to get injured November 10th, not August 10th. It's gonna look stupid now because the original plan was for him to comeback their 1st playoff game and everyone will be expecting a fast recovery now.

>>150225855
o-line is the land of gentlemen and scholars

>>150225837
Dude that's fucking gay

>>150225895
Yep

Would eat

>>150225744
maybe because the OP is her, dumdum?

>>150225909
there's only one ritchie

>>150225940
Until we convince him he's a clone and the CIA entrusted his care to the man he thought was his father. He could become Solid Richie.

>>150225959
he would've been so good if he had kept his shit together, absolute demon

>>150225715
you dont understand that fame is about business.
she makes tabloids rich, they make her rich
joe rogan makes as much as top NBA/NFL players

>>150225850
it was a minor surgery
Eagles also have some of the best medical staff in the league

>Purdy has better stats than Mahomes with a team that is far more banged up with a worse defense and a worse HC
>Everyone writes Purdy off as a tier 3 QB while Mahomes is indisputably the best QB
>Mahomes is considered top 0 while Hurts, who he got completely dominated and outplayed by, is considered a fringe top 10 QB
If you wanna say Mahomes is the best cause of his body of work so far, fine, but you can't say the guys who have better stats than him are somehow barely a top 15 QB, especially when they were playing with half a fucking team last year.

Well, /nfl/?

>>150225750
>Wants Russ to win SB MVP because he believed in him and thought he should have won regular season MVP
>Ends up losing them the game
>Actually causes Russ to lose faith in him and the team to never recover
It is actually poetic irony. Doing something to try to benefit someone else, it backfiring, and them hating you because of it.

>>150226019
I can't answer that because the Broncos iconic defense is so back

>>150226019
Steelers and/or Bears

>>150226031
Seems like every time someone fucks up in the Owl they never recover

>>150226019
ravens are back
giants are going to be a big problem

>>150226019
Lions in week 3, Lions in week 5 however will be 60% guys that weren't even on the team in week 3

>>150226052
>giants are going to be a big problem
Fucking lmao

>>150226047
The Eagles did. I mean Jalen straight up lost his team in the game with the fumble and they ended up coming back and winning, so it is possible. However, I do agree that it seems like if you lose you generally just fall apart and players/coaches all talk nice to the media but just internally seethe and point fingers.
But right now it is boring because Chiefs just win it every other year and are in it pretty much every year.

>>150225664
Endangered the lives of other people? Go ahead, play a few games, we'll get back to you with your punishment later
Bet on sports? YOU SICK FUCK, SIT OUT FOR A FEW MONTHS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

>>150226072
He's kinda right. They already had a good DL and then added Abdul Carter.

>>150226019
>>150226077
>>150226086
Fwiw he says Texans

>>150226092
FUCK ROGER GOODELL
ALL MY HOMIES HATE ROGER GOODELL

>>150226097
>dome team
>defense

is the chiefs nuthugger finally gone? or did xhe get banned?

>>150226131
It's amazing how much better the thread can be without all that spam

>>150226131
This general would genuinely be a better place if the words Mahomes and Brady were both banned for like a month. Not the entire season I mean literally Mahomes is playing and Brady is a broadcaster, but if we could get a culture reset in here it would be nice.

>>150226077
not the same consistent roster, they've been shuffling personnel to try to unfuck themselves for 2 seasons

>>150225777
Howie is trying to free up cap space. The Eagles have a cap bomb detonating next year, Howie is freeing up money to deal with it

>>150226067
>>150226086
The Lions already have defensive injuries

.

>>150226235
Yeah, I know that. I'm just saying I think he could have fit Rodgers' deal into the puzzle. It doesn't seem that expensive.

Ben Johnson will solve everything

>>150226308
you can see that ai assist bbl in the thumbnail

>>150225715
>is now even though her last hit was over 10 years ago?

Cruel Summer was a big hit a few years ago

>>150225717

*Based

>>150226019
Seahawks will better than all 3 of them

>>150225621 (OP)
Posting in CUTE edition! haha

>>150226131
he goes away sometimes and comes back
we only get relief for about 8-12 hours every couple days, than he comes back, and the other schizo follows right behind

>>150226308
Hot

need an /nfl/ related filename for this asap

>>150226418
That reminds me of Dak shuffling across the field like a faggot

>>150225621 (OP)
go back to pictures of Kelce before he met TS. It's like a totally different guy, totally different aura, and he was out there fucking hot black sluts with giant asses.

TS tamed him like she works for the fucking circus, her feminine aura just destroyed his, it's crazy the power that a woman can have over a man.

>>150226418
Doesn't even need a filename

>>150226308
cringe

Oh shit Jon Gruden it's about to blow the all.the NFL emails wide open in discovery!

>>150225690
She looks like she's contemplating mass murder

>>150226538
I was moving houses when the news broke. QRD?

>>150226538
How many dry erase markers do you think he currently has in his ass?

>>150226019
Taylor Swifts IUD

>>150226625
That was done intentionally

>>150226657
but enough about your conception

>>150226575
Don't those kinda hurt your dick?

>>150226625
ebic

>>150226714
>>150226625
Kek which one of you did this?

Chat, is this real?

This is the greatest President in American history. What’s his team?

>>150226827
>created income tax
>created the Federal Reserve
This scumbag shitbird is absolutely a Ravens fan

>>150225642
Neither. It was the OC.

>>150226827
Cant watch NFL games from hell

>>150225664
Wtf? This seems like some real league fuckery. They’ll suspend guys under suspicion of wrongdoing before everything is even figured out at times. Jordan Addison has a similar timeline with his vehicular antics, pleaded no contest, and was promptly suspended. It is highly suspicious that he just happens to get to play during the hardest part of their schedule.

heard plonking was the hot new word in these parts

>>150226547
Nevada SC ruled Goodell and NFL can't force Gruden to resolve the dispute internally.

>>150226827
Nice bait

3x MVP lamar jackson
4x first team all pro lamar jackson
superbowl mvp lamar jackson

dread it. run from it. it will happen all the same.

>>150226827
In my country, no one knows who this is

>>150226918
yeah hes really good in the regular season

>>150226888
almost like the NFL is rigged and wants Mahomes and the Chiefs to win.

That 11-1 in one score games last year with endless refballing didn't clue you in?

>>150226445
>it's crazy the power that a woman can have over a man.
she's not a normal women though, her aura is peak female aura.

gaytriots

>>150226935
just get rid of cheer leading at this point. every nfl game ive been to, the cheerleaders are barley visible and tucked away in the corner of the filed. they never show them on the camera and they never show them on the tv broadcast for more than 1 second in a game. now we got trannies involve. just get rid of it all.

need some gayriots in my bussy right now. the more the merrier

>>150226918
Since he hasn’t won one yet, that’s all they’re chasing, but wouldn’t it be somewhat disappointing if he didn’t win at least 2 by the end? That’s essentially the expectation that fans have for multiple time league mvp winners. It’s the biggest knock people have towards Rodgers and Favre.

>>150226827
I imagine FDR would have been a Giants fan since he was from New York, also you seem to have posted a wrong image.

who could stop them?

>>150225664
>>150226092
>>150226888
FUCK YEAH! Everyone assumed Rashee Rice would get a 6 game suspension at the start of the season but then Rodger Goodel saw the Taylor Swift podcast got 11 million views in the first day, so now they delaying it. Meaning the Chiefs will have him for the hardest part of their schedule and will have time to train a replacement for him. Their schedule is so easy they won't need him later.

Amazing how quickly things can go from It's So Over to We Are So Back

>>150226987
my team

>>150226994
Now you’ll have no baked in excuses for their 1-3 start.

>>150226442
Dak Prescott?
acting like a faggot?
never

Now that Rashee Rice is there. It's over for the Eagles. Chiefs will blow them out and prove that Super Bowl was a fluke. Come see me after the game is over.

Which team has the best backups? If every team lost all of their starters, who would win the owl with the 2nd stringers?

League protecting Reid's thugs, SAD!

>>150227043
you won't even be in the general if they lose

>>150227051
The Eagles

>the chiefs play their super bowl in septmeber
>the eagles play their super bowl in february

good teams that people have overrated and have way too high expectations for this season:

chargers
packers
commanders

>>150227051
Eagles second string offence looks seriously legit, including their QB

>>150227069
They would be pretty good. Having a starting-level QB helps. I worry about the lack of depth at pass-rusher though.

>>150227105
show us your tits, bonus points if you write mahomes sucks on them

>>150227092
I think the Chargers expectations took a massive step back with the Slater injury. You are firmly outside of contendership when you lose your LT.
People judge the Packers fairly I feel. They won’t be a world beater, but are capable of competing for their own division. Won’t be a cakewalk game for anybody in the offs, but will be likely outclassed by an elite team in January.
The Commanders I agree with. Too much of what Daniels accomplished last year is being presumed to be duplicated or be even better. I don’t love their team as a whole and wouldn’t be shocked to see them miss the playoffs.

>>150227092
Add the Broncos (see pic related) and the Vikings (de facto rookie QB)

>>150227035
>>150227064
>>150227070
I'm taking screenshots of this thread. When my Chiefs start 3-0 I want a full apology. I want you to admit that ring has an asterisk on it.

>Week #1 Chargers
They lost their LT and Brazil is a home game for the Chiefs. Mahomes is 10-2 against the Chargers.
>Week #2 Eagles
A run team is a bad matchup for a pass heavy team. Chiefs will take away Saquon Barkley and dare Jalen to beat the Chiefs with his arm. Jalen isn't winning a shootout against Mahomes now that he has weapons. Not to mention all the TDs Jalen got was against CBs who were recovering from injuries. Ez win. Mahomes is 25-5 against NFC teams in the regular season meaning he goes to Super Bowls at the same rate he loses which shows how rare it is.
>Week #3 Giants
This is a BYE for us. Might even put our practice squad in. Screenshot my post.

>>150226342
isn't that bananorama

>>150227152
>Not to mention all the TDs Jalen got was against CBs who were recovering from injuries.
And all the tds Mahomes threw in the first half were to the other team’s CB.

>>150227152
The Eagles have been a running team for a while, and have a 39-12 record over the last three seasons (and an 83-48 record in the last 8 seasons). But I guess none of the teams they beat were passing teams.

>>150227152
you seem like the type to demand an apology if your team wins but duck out of the thread and refuse to apologize if your team loses like a bitch
you also never respond to this post when I post it so I guess it's true

>>150227152
>I'm taking screenshots of this thread.
Oh no! Please don’t report these anons to your HOA.

Mahomes anon honestly shits all over everyone and is the biggest draw ITT

>>150227152
>A run team is a bad matchup for a pass heavy team.
lel hasn't been a problem for them
>Chiefs will take away Saquon Barkley and dare Jalen to beat the Chiefs with his arm.
Idiots itt are always saying the Eagles can't win when teams sell out to stop the run despite multiple examples to the contrary.
>Jalen isn't winning a shootout against Mahomes now that he has weapons.
Yes, everyone is terrified the solid WR2 at best that they are getting back.
>Not to mention all the TDs Jalen got was against CBs who were recovering from injuries.
This is delusional cope lmao
If the Chiefs do win their super bowl at home in September, good for them lel but no one will care tha tmuch.

>>150227195
>>150227070
I will be there and you better not duck me. Don't use the excuse of "it's just a regular season". Everyone knows how important this game is and will be playing at 100%. I want you to admit the super bowl was a fluke in front of all of us.

>week 3
>Jaxson Dart drops 5 tuddies on the chiets
what will the cope be then?

>>150227222
but will you respond in kind if the Chiefs lose is the question you refuse to answer

Borreload should come back tho. It never should've been banned in the first place.

>bears could have drafted a hometown hero brawler with a championship mentality
>instead they drafted a crybaby pussy that wears dresses and paints his nails

>>150227222
>Don't use the excuse of "it's just a regular season".
nigger that's the excuse YOU always use up until now then apparently suddenly it matters a lot

>>150227222
>Everyone knows how important this game is
A week 2 cross-conference game? Yeah, everyone knows how important it is.
I'll be looking forward to a rematch in the owl though, would be kino.

Bros I am looking forward to the first This Week in Sportsball.

>>150227239
McCarthy is shit, sorry

>>150227239
McSharty is one more knee injury away from being done before his "career" even started, looked like a wounded deer in the camp clips I've seen.
>crybaby
Caleb had one of the worst coaching situations in the league last year and didn't say one negative word to the press about it.

>>150227247
The Chiefs fans were heavily throwing that same excuse around after their regular season game in 2023 following the Chiefs beating them in the SB. When the Eagles beat them they were filling these threads with congratulations on your regular season Super Bowl replies.

>>150227239
>getting all tough when you're wearing the red jersey
kwab

>>150227260
God no. Can we have one year off? I don’t care who it is, but no Chiefs, Eagles, or 9ers in the bowl.

>>150227234
>>150227247
If Chiefs win you must admit the Super Bowl was a fluke.
If Chiefs lose I will admit the Eagles deserved their ring.

>>150227215
>>150227193
Andy Reid ushered in the pass heavy era. The Chiefs are a real pass team. Other HCs run so they can throw, Reid is the only coach who throws so the team can run.
>Yes, everyone is terrified the solid WR2 at best that they are getting back.
Mahomes doesn't need elite weapons to beat Jalen. Jalen isn't Burrow or Allen, he's a roster baby. Look at picrel.

>>150227281
All of the hatred towards Caleb is just homophobia (ironic because he isn't even gay) and them projecting their insecurities on what they assume his personality is like.

>>150227308
This pathetic, man. Seek help.

>>150227308
>If Chiefs win you must admit the Super Bowl was a fluke.
If Chiefs lose I will admit the Eagles deserved their ring.
This makes no logical sense. The results of a future game have no impact on a game that was played months ago. Not to mention who is it binding to? All fans of the sport? You can’t even identify the anon you’re making the bet with.

>>150227302
The script this year or next (not sure which yet) is Eagles over the Bills. It's time to complete the division sweep of Buffalo.

>>150227308
So SB LVII was a fluke win for KC?

>>150227360
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DOESN'T COUNT! DOESN'T COUNT! THE 3RD STRING LB HAD A TUMMYACHE!

>>150227339
>This makes no logical sense. The results of a future game have no impact on a game that was played months ago.
The argument was the Chiefs had a lot of injuries in the Super Bowl so the Eagles beat up a rusty/injured team. So if both teams play while healthy and the Chiefs win the Eagles must admit it was a fluke.
> You can’t even identify the anon you’re making the bet with.
You make a good point. He'll flee /nfl/ like a bitch.

>>150226918
Top
>Consensus #2 or #3 QB
>Considered to be an all time great, will be a HoFer, in the short conversation for best current player
>Has a great coach, great teammates, historically good defenses
>Criticism is met with accusations of racism
>3-5 in the playoffs

Bottom
>"Consensus" top 15 QB
>Considered to be mediocre, carried by his team, just a slightly overperforming 7th round pick
>Has a great coach, great teammates, and has had a good defense in 1 of his full time starting years and a bad defense in the other
>No one defends him other than his teammates
>4-2 in the playoffs, more wins than Lamar, better playoff stats than Lamar, only lacks volume due to not being in the league as long
>Been to a superbowl, lost in OVERTIME

Penis Jr.

>>150227394
they both suck

35-14 Chiefs

>>150227327
>>150227247
>>150227234
https://youtu.be/-deUoY_PoWU?t=114

>>150227092
>>150227148
We improved our O-line, D-line, and WR room

>>150227388
>The argument was the Chiefs had a lot of injuries in the Super Bowl so the Eagles beat up a rusty/injured team. So if both teams play while healthy and the Chiefs win the Eagles must admit it was a fluke.
Which would be fine if the two games were held within the same season and with the same rosters. How does he get to bestow legitimacy on a ring or even decide that the legitimacy of the ring is in a state of flux to the point that it can become legitimate? It’s a mess of mental gymnastics.

>>150227421
>>150227462

>>150227420
genuine question man how autistic are you?
do you need caretakers?
I can't imagine someone has a job or a normal functioning brain if they spend half of every single day of their lives spamming a somewhat niche general in a chinese basket weaving forum

>>150227462
>>150227471
Buddy >we were 29th in run defense and Daniels was throwing to Ja'Corey Brooks. The new acquisitions were upgrades

don't listen to that other chiefs fan, congrats for your perfectly non-asterisk win! All of these injuries had ZERO impact on the game!
>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn bussy in the last weeks of the 2024 season.
>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral bussy injured and missed the entire season
>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular bussy injury and missed all but one game of the regular season. He didn't have enough reps with the bussy by the time he played in the owl.
>[WR] Mechole suffered a bussy injury in December which ended his bussy.
>[WR] Skyy was placed on bussy reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbussy.
>[RB1] Pacheco broke his bussy bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.
>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to bussy and missed the entire season
>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire bussy
>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured bussy and bussy and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore bussy and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn bussy and didn't have enough bussy to learn the playbook.
>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the bussy when the Chiefs called him on his bussy.
>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career bussy that was forced to play the LT bussy.

>>150227480
lel and your savior is Javon Kinlaw? You know he's complete ass, right?

>>150227474
>I can't imagine someone has a job or a normal functioning brain
not that guy, but this describes me

40-6 btw

Vikings on route for a cursed season?

Once again reminding chiefsoids (and waiting for a response that has of yet never come) that Nakobe Dean being out had a greater impact than any of the injury issues the Chiefs faced.

Is Matthew Golden a WR1?

It's going to a hearing because Rice won't accept the length of the suspension the NFL offered. Meaning he will almost certainly end up being suspending longer and later in the season, though delayed, which can only be worse for the Chiefs.

>>150227517
Why do you think anyone here would know?

>>150227517
Yes.
>>150227529
I know ball

michael penis jr

Makes me think

>>150227510
Extremely bad vibes and buzz around McCarthy from camp. Local reporters talking him up, but it's clear he's been bad so far. Hoping that doesn't translate to the season.

>>150227517
With a nickname like 4th and 13 he better be

She Michael on my Penix ‘till I Junior.

>>150227489
My savior is Jayden Daniels. The defense just has to be mediocre

Top 5 current NFL QBs
1. Patrick Mahomes
2. Brock Purdy
3. Shedeur Sanders
4. Lamar Jackson
5. Josh Allen

>>150227510
Yeah. What are we adding to the case this year? I'm thinking maybe a little Buddha statue.

>>150227556
Name diviners could've told you this a year ago. JJ McCarthy is an obvious bust name. "Remember JJ McCarthy?" just rolls off the tongue.

She Rayne on my Dakota til i Prescott

>>150227273
>>150227281
Uh oh sweetie

>>150227586
Name diviners told me CJ Stroud was a bust name, so how do I trust them

>>150227527
Not ideal but they will be fine without Rice. They're stacked compared to last season

>>150227474
Sports is entertainment which is inherently a waste of time. No matter how much lipstick you try to put on this pig the very act of discussing sports is a waste of time. By going to /sp/ you're no different from a nerd on /co/ arguing that Spiderman could beat Superman or some shit. But keep telling yourself you're somehow more productive when you discuss your irrelevant franchise.
> spend half of every single day
I have dual monitors and code/lift while talking. I don't work a 9-5. I'm my own boss and work when I feel like it. I make a living putting guys like you out of business with AI.

>>150227556
It's literally the opposite lol.
Cowherd has been trying to shit on him relentlessly, the local beat has reported he's had up and down moments but mostly up and keeps improving

>>150227567
The defense will not be better though. Kinlaw is shit, especially against the run. Von Miller is washed. They didn't fix the secondary.

>>150227599
>he's posting training camp stats
It's OVER lmao

>>150227617
Lemme guess, you're also into crypto and hustle content?

>>150227619
>They didn't fix the secondary.
The secondary was one of the best in the league. IIRC it was the 3rd best pass defense. The secondary is not a problem

>>150227586
>JJ McCarthy is an obvious bust name.
I'm a McCarthy hater and this is wrong. It's a cool name. "Tyler Shough" is a bust name, it has no ring, no rizz and no one knows how to say it.

>>150227631
Joint practices are full speed except tackling. It's pretty much the only indication of where a 1st team is at that you get before the regular season

>>150226418
>we told you not to skip leg day

>>150227599
>2 sacks on 16 drop backs (12.5%)
Worse than Caleb-tier lel

>>150227511
When you have a team with depth like the Eagles a single injury doesn't matter as much. My Chiefs are going to dominate the Eagles in the rematch and you are going to flee the thread like a coward.

>>150227751
calm down

>>150227645
>The secondary was one of the best in the league. IIRC it was the 3rd best pass defense
By total pass yards, but that doesn't necessarily mean they were good. They got their shit pushed in in the run game (third most rush yards allowed), so teams ran a lot against them. They were middle of the road in pass yards allowed per attempt, and below average in passer rating allowed. Eye test confirms the secondary was a weak unit.

Caleb zesty af

How are your teams doing in joint practices this week?
>Browns
Outperformed Eagles two days in a row now. Myles Garrett and Denzel ward are absolutely killing their Offense, and old Man Joe Flacco is carving up their defense.

With this news I change my preseason record for the browns from 3-14 to 7-10.

>>150227801
nah thats me

>>150227803
Flaccie still got it people sleeping on em. How has Harold Fannin looked? Any update on the Judkins situation?

>>150227527
>>150227612
>>150225664
>Meaning he will almost certainly end up being suspending longer and later in the season
It would be promotional malpractice for the league to punish the Chiefs. The young female demographic is the only area the league has struggled to grow and Taylor Swift is a chick magnet. The trailer for Kelce interview got 100M views in a few hours on social networks.

If Rashee is on another team it would be 6 game suspension at the start of the season, but on the Chiefs it will be a delayed 4 game suspension late in the season when they won't need Rashee.

Bears > Steelers in the owl.
Kino defense and revenge on Rodgers. We will retire him and start the Benny Johnson dynasty.

>>150227827
me on the left

Primate

>>150227874
Coward.

>>150227826
>last 17 starts
So, pic related. Yeah, man, that's some real impressive stuff....

>>150227826
>Harold Fannin
Folks are saying he's been great all camp so far. Definitely making the 52
>Judkins
He waived his right to a speedy trial, he's definitely not playing this season, we should've gotten Hendrickson...

>>150227826
>>150227879
Fannin was one of /myguys/ in the draft, I wanted him on >my team. Dallas Goedert 2.0.

>>150227877
Better than Aaron Rodgers has looked. Flacco at least took a team to the playoffs the last 3 years

>>150227879
I'm pretty sure Judkins waived his right to a speedy trial so he COULD play this season. Assuming he actually gets his contract done

>>150227919
Lowest of low bars

Jalen "DEI" Hurts

Taylor Swift is at his house crying on the phone and he's in his room with the door closed playing video games.

https://youtu.be/M2lX9XESvDE?t=1030

a) Why does she tolerate this?
b) WTF is wrong with Kelc

>Taylor Swift reportedly paid around $360 million to buy back her master recordings from Shamrock Capital.
Jesus christ. She paid 360M for useless memorabilia.

>>150228047
Who cares

>>150228096
I don't keep up with celeb shit but in general owning your entire IP is good for artists. You don't want some Jews making money off your hard work when your dead

>>150228096
>>>/mu/

>>150227618
>up and down moments
This is local reporter code for bad. Especially when you read on the "up moments" and they're just a TDs in redzone drills, nice scrambles (scrawny white QB which will not translate to the regular season), and moments of normal in-rythm play. I don't think he's going to be a complete bust because he has the work ethic, but I don't think he'll be good based on what's come out so far.

>>150228181
cringe

>>150228126
>You don't want some Jews making money off your hard work when your dead
True, but she basically paid an NFL's quarterback's 5 year salary for some useless masters. The jews have already sucked out most of the money from it just like how they suck the foreskin off of babies.

>>150228195
What about this one?

>>150228227
also cringe

>>150228206
Reminder she literally posted on /b/ to name her cat

Friendly reminder Mike Tomlin has never won shit without these two

>>150227803
According to ESPN and Lebron channel Caleb is going to win a Super bowl because he threw 2 TDs, in a preseason against Panthers who haven't won 5 games in years.

>Mykel Williams got hurt with a hyperextend knee last joint practice
>CJ West gets hurt with a hyperextend knee this current joint practice

I cain't ninerbros

>>150228206
After listening to the Kelce podcast it seems true. She's definitely on the spectrum and gets obsessed with certain things.

>>150228277
What are you even talking about, schizo?

>The baseline for violating the NFL's personal conduct policy is a six-game suspension, but a suspension of as many as eight games is a realistic possibility.
Does this mean a 6 game suspension is the minimum they can give?

goddammit donald

>>150228283
At least those heal quick desu..

>>150227270
I'm calling both games!

It's that time of the year again boys(girls). Say it loud and say it proud: The NFL IS GAY, and there's nothing you can do about it! **snaps fingers**

>>150228374
you think michael sam ever snuck a peek at some dick and ass

>>150228321
It's the Chiefs so he'll probably get a 3 game suspension.. Goodell and his kikes will put out a statement saying there were "mitigating factors" and Rice has shown "true remorse" when in reality he just wants Mahomes to put up numbers this season. The reason I say 3 game suspension is because Ravens vs Chiefs is week 4

>>150228321
>all this fuss over a guy that would be WR3 on half the teams in the league
I don't really care. Suspend him the whole season, don't suspend him at all, it doesn't matter.

>>150228374
>>150226935
>>150226950
Swift is bringing in young females. There's nothing wrong with having male cheerleaders for them. Stop being so sensitive. Are you low-key gay and only want males in sports bars.

>>150228401
Young? Ehhh 25 years olds pushing 60 moar like

>>150228396
> The reason I say 3 game suspension is because Ravens vs Chiefs is week 4
It's already been announced it will be delayed for 5 weeks, so he will be there for week #4 against the Ravens. The question is, will they give him 6 game suspension after that or will they lower it like you said.

No team is beating a healthy Chiefs early in the regular season. Statistically speaking that never happens under the Mahomes era. Reid's training camp is a death simulator.

>>150227281
>didn't say one negative word to the press about it
Oh really? Is that why there’s a book “American Kings: A Biography of the Quarterback” that Caleb Williams says in his own name how him and his dad tried to get out from drafted by the Bears and how the coaching staff never watched film with him (I call bullshit).
>Dude he didn’t say “fuck Eberflus” right after the game so he’s stoic and humble
This is just an absolute brainlet take.

>>150228455
>It's already been announced it will be delayed for 5 weeks

I haven't seen anyone reputable report this sounds like yorue pulling it out of your ass

>>150228426
>25 years old
That's the sexually prime for females.
Probably too old for bradysknee though.
I heard he likes em' young.

>>150228455
Outside of facing steelers which play us good every year even during flacco era, trent era also Chiefs|Bills who beat everyone in AFC Llama has a 75% w/l record owo;

>>150228325
Yeah both could have been far worse at least they didn't fuck up their ACLs
I'm just bummed that injuries are already piling up. Watkins had a good pre season game then sprained his ankle. Upton Stout reportedly was having a good training camp but didn't play last week because he got hurt. Ben Bartch got hurt again. Dillard who was hopefully going to be the swing tackle just went into season ending IR. I could go on :(

>>150228364
:)

>>150228470
>ESPN's Adam Schefter has reported that Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Rashee Rice is expected to have his disciplinary hearing with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell on Sept. 30, after Week 4 of the NFL season.
https://www.si.com/onsi/fantasy/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs-rankings-patrick-mahomes-undervalued-fantasy-targets

Your Ravens are going to get booty blast by MY chiefs again. Only this time the beating will be worse since we have Hollywood Brown and an experineced Xavier Worthy.

But I really want the Eagles. They will made to apologize to me.

>>150228485
I know that feel just lost starting corner for season, along with another one in longerbeam whos out a few weeks. Nearly took out zay too and hes already had injury concerns

>>150228505
>They will made to apologize to me.
for what? blowing your team out?

>>150228505
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy shit of course Goodell sets the meeting for after week 4. He's such an obvious kike playing favoritism. He would have the meeting tomorrow if it was a Jets or Raiders player

>>150228475
I did *try* to listen to taylor I just don't like pop country and I still dislike Garth for popularizing it. Not my scene desu gimmie some George Strait, Dolly, Willie an moar.

eagles I dare you to send 4 against this 3-headed monster and see what the fuck happens

this game is not going to be close. I want an apology from all you fuckers

you beat a weaponless chiefs team in the super bowl

Is there a more retarded hillbilly dudebro in the league right now than George Kittle? He makes Gronk look like a scholar

>>150228565
As I have experience with butterfingers Hollywood brown good luck desu man cannot catch a cold

>>150228557
The timing of this announcement is hilarious. It's right after Taylor went on the podcast. The announcement for it got 100M views on social networks.

>>150228561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHpcbSsPrRE

>>150228565
damn man that superbowl ass whooping really mindbroke you
I feel kinda bad

>>150228505
cringe

>BREAKING: Browns rookie RB Quinshon Judkins will not face any formal charges from the alleged domestic violence incident in South Florida

>Prosecutors have declined to move forward with the case and Judkins is expected to rejoin the team.

>>150228561
>>150228592
>>>/mu/

>>150228603
Yup I'm gonna grab him on my fantasy team

Does /nfl/ do a fantasy league?

>>150228608
Quit being so butthurt and admit you're jealous she's on the Chiefs and not your team. She's attracting young females to the NFL. Dad's are now able to get their daughter to watch sport with them and sports bars will no longer be a sausagefest. If you're a straight male you can only benefit from more females being into your hobbies. It's more stuff to talk about on dates and whatnot. Go back to >>>/lgbt/ homo.

>>150228603
the right people got paid. Now let's see how long it takes for Judkins to actually sign his contract and start practicing

>>150228643
I know there's a fantasy football general but it probably won't be active until the season starts. Not sure of they also have their own league

Damar tattoo

>>150228643
Yea we've got 5 up on Sleeper right now. Feel free to make your own some people might be keen to join. Sleeper and ESPN are the main two people like using. If you start a league on a different platform you probably won't get many people joining

>>150228669
How long was he in that tat shop? O.O looks like years

>>150228180
No, up and down moments means there are teachable mistakes made

>>150228686
Must've been a long time

Michelin tires.

>>150228643
There's /bet/ in the catalog

tranny cheerleaders for your tranny sport

>>150228649
cringe

>>150228180
The up moments are decisiveness, pre snap stuff, anticipation, throw velocity, massive improvements for layering the ball, pocket precense, and decision making
Literally his only downside left is every once and a while he puts too much gas on a ball. I think he's gonna inevitably be a top 10 guy, maybe even top 5
Also he's bigger than basically every other QB that scrambles besides Josh Allen lmfao

>>150228703
>black qbs

>>150228283
Don't buy into the hype. The 9ers are going to have a rough season as they adjust to their new roster. They're actually on par with their average opponent this year

>>150228737
and there it is

Kenny Pickett > Joe Flacco

>>150228703
Do it on your real account you coward

Packers get Parsons

If the Chiefs missed the playoffs in 2025 everyone on /nfl/ would say the dynasty is over, right?

But the Patriots missed the playoffs in 2002, so does that mean their dynasty ended after 2 Superbowls thus was never a dynasty to begin with?

It would be kind of kino if the Bears were good this year

>>150228760
They're not trading him inside the NFC

>>150228806
Haha

>>150228806
Da................................................ Burrs.

>Dynasty is over
https://youtu.be/P1FLdCxeEm0?t=820

nose

>>150228669
>Did we win?
Yes, you won an undeserved 2 seed because of the hysteria surrounding BK.

Benis :DDDD

I’m not even antisemetic but I would push Nick Wright into an oven. Not because he’s Jewish, but because he’s offensively ugly.

>>150228949
He's italian and has a very distant jewish ancestor. Probably has the same jewish blood as any american living in new york.

>>150228937
>Micro Penis Jr.

>>150228967
Hi Nick

>>150228203
her and her fans are barely middle aged. i don't know what exactly what she bought but besides that there's a hell of a lot more juice in that orange when you look at all the old farts filling arenas.

>>150228565
>dare you to send 4
As in not blitz? Like they essentially did the entire game? What are these guys going to do to stop the pass rush anyway? Philly is still more than capable of producing coverage pressures/sacks with their secondary. None of these guys are exactly Justin Jefferson.
I seriously don’t get it. Sometimes the Eagles are considered the greatest team ever assembled and then in other arguments they’re so terrible that the Chiefs having Rice back (a very average wr1) will make their defense look like a bottom 5 unit.

>>150228910
Is he greek? I cannae tell.

>>150228964
>as he scrutinized the PDF file
Aww HELLLL nah tay tay is a diddy blud?

>>150228967
Nevermind thanks saw this bit late for my poat owo

>>150229009
He’s in the tribe

>>150229042
Tribe? Hes Native American? Cool! :3 which one? Cayuga? St Regis? Seneca? ^-^

It's up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmvaQcuHIQ8

>>150229005
Chiefs now have a real LT (Josh Simmons), and not a guard playing the position. Mahomes with a stable OL is undefeated in serious games which this will be for the Chiefs.

>None of these guys are exactly Justin Jefferson.
Chiefs beat their ass in 2022 with Kadarius Toney and Skyy Moore (two bust).

Chiefs were 2nd in sacks before Charles Omenihu got injured (they dropped to 18th). He was in the owl but wasn't playing at 100%. Not to mention the CB (Jaylen Watson) that Jalen had 3 highlight reel passes against was recovering from an injury. Their defense will be different with them.

>>150229200
very based, my 2nd favorite youtube film guy

>>150229210
>Mahomes with a stable OL is undefeated in serious games

My mom who is a lifetime Patriots fan said she's watching the Taylor Swift podcast and is subscribing to Kelce. This podcast is going to be remembered as a historical event that brought together the music and NFL industry. Taylor is at the peak of music and Chiefs are at the peak of sports.

>>150229266
Chiefs are not at the peak of sports, their most recent game was a blow out

When the cheifs miss the offs with a fully healthy roster what will the tranny cope be?

>>150229235
Mahomes has the best win rate in NFL history. Let's audit the few times he loss.

>Patriots AFCCG
He lost the coinflip in overtime

>Buccuaneers Superbowl
2 starters on the OL got injured at the start of the season then 2 backups got injured.

>Eagles Superbowl
Chiefs had 4 starters at LT. Every other team that had 4 starters at LT had a record of 17-51, whereas the Chiefs were 17-3. Thuney being moved to LT destroyed their run game as well.

>>150229294
They were a coinflip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 Superbowls. Eagles beat a weaponless Chiefs, congrats to them, but Jalen isn't him. Brady is him. Mahomes is him.

>>150229298
When Brady missed the playoffs in 2002 was the dynasty over?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Brady#NFL_career_statistics

Mahomes anon really never stops. Based.

>>150229307
>the mutt needs a perfect O line to win games

>>150229307
>>150229328
When you were away, did you look at the threads and see how much fun people were having without you posting the exact same walls of text over and over?

two rookies avoiding criminal charges in a matter of a couple of hours. who's gonna pounce? his stock fell in 2024 even without the allegations, might not be the hardest worker in the world, but he still has talent

Wasn't this guy undrafted because of this? Who picks him up?

>The sexual assault case against former Texas wide receiver Isaiah Bond has been no-billed and he faces no further criminal charges, his agent, Damien Butler told ESPN on Thursday.

>Bond was arrested in April on an outstanding sexual assault warrant and was released from the Collin County jail after posting bail of $25,000. After he was released from jail, Bond went on social media and said the accusation against him was "patently false."

>>150229307
Cool
There most recent game was a blowout loss.
They are not the team to beat

>>150229266
your mother's tits are huge if you know what i mean

>>150229348
What is your irrelevant franchise you want me to talk about? Tell me and I'll discuss them. The entire sports world is talking about my team. Sorry that nobody cares about you or your ringless poverty franchise.

Ameribros I have been watching gay video essays to understand the lore of your sport. But was Tomathy Brady a fraud or a strongminded GOAT contender?

Mahomie just needs a better o-line and more 1st team all pro WRs to go with his future HOF TE and then he will put the league on notice….. watch out haters

>>150229357
You keep posting this like it means anything

>>150229423
Haha your team lost
They are currently NOT world champions

>>150229389
>>150229392
Dem Boyz could use some depth and they probably have had a better look at him than other teams since 2024

>>150228964
Manti Teo’s girlfriend doesn’t charge any appearance fees

Fuck you guys the last owl doesn’t count. Mickey Mouse aah owl run. We’ll be back this season.

I don’t get why you can’t comprehend this.
Mahomes is the best qb of all time.
Brady is the greatest qb of all time.
Best and greatest mean completely different things you troglodytes.

>>150229450
>They are currently NOT world champions
We just went to 3 straight owls and won 2 of them. Do you think any Chiefs care about one game. That's like Elon losing 5 billion, that's a big deal for others, but not him.

>>150229467
What do you mean? The last owl wasn't even close to competitive where as the last two chiefs owls they won were with a penalty resulting in a last second field goal. I'm glad the eagles exposed the chiefs true nature

>>150229496
>best and greatest mean completely different things
No they don't

1. Drew Brees
2. Phil Simms
3. Steve Young
4. Seneca Wallace
5. Brett Favre

>>150229514
Fuck you. Doesn’t count. Our starting LT slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo-boos. Fluke win. Fluke win. I will only accept that loss if the Eagles can beat the reloaded Chiefs this year.

>>150229496
Brady>Montana>Elway>mahomes

>>150229524
>Seneca
Real niggas remember him.

>>150229544
neither of those owls count either then kek. if you have to barely win to be considered a dynasty then the eagles just ended the chiefs short lived one.

Now that Rashee Rice got a delayed suspension I only see 2 losses. Chiefs nearly went undefeated without weapons, what do you think they'll do with weapons.
• Chiefs are 25-5 against the NFC in the regular season and are typically more ready to go at the start of the season.
• Chiefs are 35-5 against the AFC West. We simply put, do not lose against them.
• We always lose to the Bills and Lions in the regular season so that's the only losses.

>>150229544
>The mutt can't win without a perfect lineup therefore the eagles should go easy on him and make the owl more competitive.
Maybe the queefs aren't who we thought they were and are just king othe shit teams

Well that was fast

>BREAKING: The Browns are signing former Texas UDFA WR Isaiah Bond

Bond issued the following statement:

>"First and foremost, I want to express my deepest gratitude to the Cleveland Browns for believing in me and allowing me the opportunity to continue my career in the NFL. Football has been my passion since I was six years old, and playing at this level is a blessing I will never take for granted. I understand that playing in the NFL is a privilege, and I'm thankful every day to live my childhood dream. I know there have been questions and reports about the recent allegations. I am grateful for the decision of the prosecutor and the courts not to pursue charges. I will learn from this experience as I grow in wisdom, character, and faith."

>>150229632
Him and jeudy are kwabs

>>150229612
My chiefs looking at the eagles with full knowledge that they will be completely eviscerated by Punished Mahomes, the most dangerous player in the league.

>>150229632
Was he in trouble or something?

>>150229672
He’s a rapist. He’s right at home in the AFC North.

>>150229423
Are you unable to talk about the NFL outside of making the same ~15 posts?

>>150225690
>stare down pleb
>smug rich smile

>>150229389
that was fast
well that somewhat makes up for wasting a couple late round picks on shedoodoo. bond can easily become wr2 by midseason if tillman doesn't make a leap

>>150229691
Tell me your team so I can talk about them. You're so ashamed of them you've refused to answer for the 4th time I've asked.

>>150229714
I can look at those two guys and say they are attractive because I'm not a homo who is insecure about his sexuality.

My coach is hotter than your coach

>>150225750

https://youtu.be/IYH7_GzP4Tg?si=s6RRzcLe7d9B_4p2&t=28

>>150229632
Who's the Browns GM and why does he like signing rapists to his team so much?

This is the game that convinced me that the Bills will never win a Super Bowl. They looked overwhelmed and completely unprepared.

>>150229499
Holy cope lel

>>150229744
at least mine isn't a longhoused coomer

>>150229722
>4th time I've asked.
It's the second
Anyway, so Cowboys

>>150229722
kek you're such schizo

>>150229739
Im hotter thoughbeit

>>150229804
You're not a Cowboys fan. A Cowboys fan would not take issue with me talking about how badly my Chiefs are about to thrash the Eagles in the rematch. You are either a casual fan who doesn't understand divisional rivalries or are an Eagles fan larping as a Cowboy.

An Eagles wishing they were a Cowboys checks out though. You guys were in the basement of your division seething for decades.

How long until dem boys get a new owner?

LOL

>>150229830
At least you admit that you refuse to talk about football

i hope dustin hopkins has a bounceback year, but if he doesn't, >we should sign justin tugger after week 10 for maximum seething

>>150229389
Niners. They have no WR depth

>>150228669
he didn't actually get a tattoo of some nigga's cringe tweet did he

>>150229632
Fucking kek Andrew Berry really cannot help himself taking these dudes
>Watson
>Hall Jr
>Judkins
>Bond
Anyone else I'm missing on their current roster with sexual assault and/or domestic violence charges?

>>150229868
>>150229894
>mutthomes has more rings than the eagles as a whole.
no way the mutt will allow himself to lose to the eagles ever again

>>150229307
But let's not audit his wins because you'll have a meltdown like always

Biggest fraud ever

LOL

>>150227104
>>150227105
based chud

When somebody asks me what "plonked" means I just show them this

>>150230031
>if I force this meme enough eventually it'll catch on
Not happening.

plonk this bussy

>>150229959
Show screenshot of no call that should have been an obvious flag
>Noooo you need more context. Screenshot doesn't tell the whole story!

Show clip of a shitty flag on an uncatchable ball
>Ummm akshually look at this split second screenshot of the foul!!!

LOL

Mahomes is a ref baby FRAUD

Sorry

this bussy is uncatchable

this bussy is unplonkable

The only thing more enjoyable than the smooth and supple body of a young boy is watching my 49ers win football games

>Commanders Reporter Nicki Jhabvala said "I'm at the point where I'm like yikes they have problems" when talking about the Commanders training camp vibe
Umm, commiesbros, what's going?

Who is the double Filet o Fish of NFL Quarterbacks?

>>150230107
This but swap boy with girl.

https://youtu.be/dmhinTQBSqg?t=687

T R U T H
N U K E

Mfw I see a coach primate post

>>150230194
You're a coward

>>150230123
who the fuck needs that much fake fish

>>150230194
>ywn throatfuck pepe
feels bad

kek

>>150230309
I got one the other night after the pub it was fucking kino ngl

>>150230353
This seems almost impossible with the talent they've had. Burrow was playing hurt at the start of 2023 but the rest of the other years there's no excuse for

>>150230189
The mutts spot at number 1 will only come into question once he begins to lose his mobility. I havent seen much evidence of that yet

How do Burrs fans feel about having a flaming faggot as a first overall QB?

>>150230438
We love having representation on our favorite team! Go Bears and go fags!

No rookie QB has ever won an Owl
Every rookie sucks

>>150230450
the real meme from that situation is that offenses need to huddle up and call plays but football tardos need to gatekeep their precious war chess match and pretend it takes a stroke of genius to call an out route

>>150230450
I think their O line improvements will off set them getting taped. Connerly was great at Oregon so assuming the switch to RT doesn't throw him off he should excel there. Tunsil is getting older but should be a a step up at LT. We'll see if the hype for Jacory Crosky-Meritt is all talk or not

had a nightmare that 7 was more than 3 bros... woke up in a sweat

>>150225621 (OP)
what a gal.
>>150226445
well he clearly wanted it since this all started with him trying to give her his number

>>150230119
We told you that Josh Harris is cancer. Going from Snyder to him is just out of the frying pan and into the fire.

>>150229868
>>150229894
At least >ours have come since the invention of the DVD

Calls or puts on Micro Penis Jr?

>>150230752
This nigga sucks dick

Caleb Williams isn't "gay" and you can't prove that he is. He just likes fashion

>>150230738
>best QBs in final 4 mins of each half according to EPA/attempt:

1. Michael Penix Jr.
2. Jayden Daniels
3. Lamar Jackson
4. Joe Burrow
5. Geno Smith
6. Aaron Rodgers
7. Jared Goff
8. Justin Herbert
9. Jalen Hurts
10. Tua Tagovailoa

>>150230860
>painting your nails, having a pink phone case, wearing dresses, sucking off your teammate on the sideline, and crying effeminately to your mom on national television as a grown man are all signs of homosexuality. Where there's smoke there's fire as they say.

Alright, how many of you rated Bustin Fields when he was coming out of college. Fess up.

>>150230926
Me lowkey. I thought he'd be QB2 after T Law desu.

>>150230926
i didnt, he had tOSU system guy written all over him

>>150230926
I admit it I was high on him in 2021. I saw some red flags but the natty win was so damn impressive

>>150230736
Flacco only passed the eye test if the eye test is "can he huck the ball and bait DPI"

>>150230926
He just needs more time, ok....?

>>150230921
Only one of those things is gay

>>150230860
Mother fucker ruined my car

>>150231122
>Diesel or petrol?
>Huh? It's obviously petrol
>Oops
>Don't tell me you put diesel in...
>No, I filled it with sugar. Sorry!!

Yea, I'm literally bricking him then the car in that order

Ruin this bussy

>>150231186
Present it.

>>150229392
My Brownies :)
Should be renamed to my Felonies :)

I think my walkout song would be Papercuts by Linkin Park

>>150230189
Really hoping everyone on the Chiefs snaps every bone in their body.

Cam Ward won't bust.

Damn why is there no Thursday night pre-season games

>>150231234
Based

>>150231269
There were some last week

>>150231226
for me, it'd be Extreme Ways - Moby

>I WOULD STAND IN LINE FOR THIS...
>THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM IN LIFE FOR THIS......
>OH BABE!
>OH BABE!

I only watch the NFL to pick out which players I'd want to fuck my gf

>>150230429
He's not the same since that leg injury against the Jags. They kept it quiet how badly his leg got destroyed.

>>150231234
>>150231274
Only poverty franchise fans wish injuries on players. I don't like it when fans can make excuses so I want my Chiefs to beat healthy teams.

>>150231369
I hope the Chief's plane crashes with everyone from front office to players to ownership onboard.

>>150231342
Same. My fantasy is the entire Dallas Cowboys

>>150231381
Kek plonked right into some shithole lake in Minnesota called lake Kelly or some other woman's name

>>150231416
Kekaroo

>>150231381
I believe the NFL has an emergency draft clause in that situation where you get to pick players from other teams. We'll take Joe Burrow, the Eagles linemen, and the Raven's kicker.

>>150231447
>the Ravens Kicker

Who finna tell blud?

>>150231447
You'll take a bunch of backups and overpaid players because teams get protections. But that's assuming a new ownership doesn't take them out of the shithole known as Missouri

considering the eagles Oline the only teams that are going to beat them in the playoffs are teams with great front 7s that can contain barkley as much as possible

candidates are
rasm
broncos
busc
gnats lmao
maybe niners

so not a lot who can genuinely slow that offensive train

>>150231486
Shit, I take it back. Not the Ravens kicker!

>>150231447
Teams get to protect 32 players, so you're not getting any starting caliber players

>>150231497
Chiefs aren't worried about those bums. They beat a weaponless team. >>150227486

>>150231513
>,

>>150231234
Just need a hammer and some roofies

>>150231486
What the FUCK are you trying to say?

>>150231497
9ers got dumped on by Jeanty and the Raiders today

>>150231555
they havent even played?

Cowboys will end up franchise tagging Parsons

>>150225621 (OP)
Come on, she was joking.

>>150231507
talib is so based the broncos had such a nasty defense when he was there

>>150231497
>great front 7s that can contain barkley as much as possible

that was what the cheffies did in the superbowl and it didnt work. selling out to stop the run just lets squirts throw more

>>150231524
He was playing with a first team All Pro Center and LG
>b-but muh Thurney
>b-but muh left tackle
He played much better at LT than anyone else they were going to get and their replacement guard was surrounded by two all pros so you can't even say he was fed to the dogs

Raid this bussy

>>150231608
Being all-pro at guard is not the same as being all-pro at tackle. Listen to interviews of players, they will tell you it's extremely hard to change positions.

>>150231603
the strategy would have worked if they had an actual offense that could keep the eagles off the field instead of the fraudulent chiefs offense that needed 7 games decided on the last play of the game against shit competition as well as collusion to fuck the bengals out of the playoffs to even enter the owl

>>150231615
Temujin...

Caleb Williams and Jayson Tatum has got to be the most zestiest players in there fucking league

Joey Bosa is a racist cuckold

Not true. Mahomes is the gayest player in the league before age 30

>>150226827
Patriots. He was a notorious segregationist while being a useful tool of international finance.

>>150231686
>there

Based retard. Also SGA is the zestlord of the NBA

>>150228374
NFL IS GAY!

Most teammates rawdogging his wife by age 30

>>150231577
Joint practice. Real ball knowers know that's a better indication of how the team will perform than the pre season games

>>150228475
>That's the sexually prime for females.
Try 19. By 25 roasties are declining in fertility, looks. Best days behind them. Brady knows game.

>>150231595
He also started a fight that got bis brother Yakub locked up for 37 year for murder lmao

I've got a great front 7 for Saquon Barkley if you catch my drift

Woody Johnson

>>150228937
Based editor doing it clearly on purpose

>>150226019
>MY
chiefies

>>150227070
keep talking nigger

>>150229632
Imagine if these nogs actually had to write the statement themselves. Just imagining the the imagining the bespeckled fruit who wrote this shit makes laugh. The dumb white roastie who didn't make bank on this deserves it.

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>>150231861
>>150231861
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>>150229753
My god international banking must chuckle heartily each day at how easy this level of IQ human is to control.

>>150227360
>get gaped by kadarius toney
>lose to a qb with a high ankle sprain
>2 year melty over refs
niggles will need liquid iv fent to cope with the 2025 regression btw

>>150230726
DVD was around in 08 and 12.

>>150231638
Don't try to pretend like you know the difference between a guard and a tackle

>>150230926
Lay off. Once he settles down and finds the right guy he's going to shine.

>>150230949
>but the natty win was so damn impressive
He never won a Natty. Ohio State got assraped by Alabama that year.

>>150225648
many are saying this