eagles I dare you to send 4 against this 3-headed monster and see what the fuck happens

this game is not going to be close. I want an apology from all you fuckers

you beat a weaponless chiefs team in the super bowl

Congrats to the Eagles you beat a weaponless Chiefs team with a guard playing the left tackle position.

Let's see them try their four-man rush against this 3-headed monster and Josh Simmons out there.

The league never got to witness this 3-headed monster.

I'm hoping for normal injury luck this season.