Thread 149634228

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Rasm

>>149634232
her index finger is too long bro

Baker Mayfield is the best we've ever seen

>>149634232
Lol the AI snuck a Ravens sign in there.

I think if any woman ever makes it to the NFL, it'll have to be someone from Germany.

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time
• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time
• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history
• Highest win rate of all time
• Has more division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in the NFL + college.
• Only 28 year old to have 2 MVPs and 3 Superbowl MVPs

no one cares mutt

>>149634486
*straight persons idea of a good-looking Asian.

Cute guy came over and got naked in his Chiefs jersey tonight. He has a spanking fetish and Chiefs jersey is a favorite (he wants me to roleplay his Daddy that belt whips him strictly and firmly until he's a sobbing mess for not being good at football. Now his Chiefs jersey matches his bright red ass with belt lash marks overlain all up and down it like 100 times.

He's standing in the corner sobbing until I tell him to get on all fours for his butt raping which will begin now ..

Ohh I wish I was a Philly Eagle!
Living in the Golden age
Ohh I wish I was a Philly Eagle
They have the best team that ever was!

im the big buck of this lick

>>149634545
I was that guys prison bitch in prison but was a cush gig in comparison to the ones with domestic abuse on top of extremely painful and sadistic ass poundings

>>149634400
So what? Sacksonville dragged them to the AFC championship and they've been shit since. They had the #1 pick 2 consecutive years in that time. 1 outlier season and the chorge are the reasons for those playoff wins. If you want some real ignorant shit consider that the Jags have been to more AFC championship games than the Ravens have won superbowls.

>>149634521
>Same here.

>>149634574
All the seethe in the world won't overcome those double dubs.

>>149634574
How about the fact that that Ravens are screwed? Their window has closed. Lamar is only going to get worse from here and they're stuck paying him all that money when they could be restocking the defense and special teams. We know Lamar can't make it to the big game. We've seen it. He's been given golden opportunities and he's blown it.

>>149634575
Kelce's fantasy is to get ass raped by Angelina Jolie with a big black strap on and Taylor made that happen because she's such a sweet person. Now Kelce is thinking about who he wants to get pegged by next or if he can continue with Angelina (because it was 10/10), he didn't iron out all the details yet

Meanwhile, Taylor's fantasy is watching her boyfriend getting ass fucked by another guy and she got Brad Pitt to agree! He's from Missouri

>>149634637
That's true, I think I remember reading that on the CrazyDaysAndNights website.

So I'm rewatching the 2023 AFCCG (I'm extremely bored). Everyone keeps saying that the Ravens would've won if they just ran the ball more, but KC totally shut down Baltimore's run game in the first half. They were getting nowhere on the ground. KC genuinely seemed to have just solved the Ravens in that game. The run went nowhere, and Lamar wasn't looking great under the pressure of KC's defense.

>>149634650
Blocked

>>149634650
Read this on Arrowhead Pride myself

feels like the country here in Kansas. Right now, I just see birds and the sky and green grass, and it’s really quiet. Only downside is the black guys in the Eagles jerseys

Fuck the ratbirds

Mental illness manifest in these threads, cursed days

>>149634866
Shit OP = Shit thread
Simple as

Godgers gunning for glory in the 'Burgh, the city known for its history in the production of iron and steel

>>149634866
i dont mind his incessant mahomes defence because while hes clearly deranged, he actually cares about the subject. hes a lot better than the arab that kept posting about taylor for the whole of last season then disappeared post-owl

Y'all are sleeping on the Chiefs. They went on a 15 game win streak and did it without their WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2 and while playing musical chairs at left tackle.

They will have Rice, Hollywood, Xavier, a healthy Pachecho, and a motivated Kelce who dropped a lot of weight and says he's in try hard mode.

Charles Omenihu got injured last season so their D-line went from 2nd in sacks in 2023 to 18th in 2024. He's healthy and motivated so now you won't be able to double team Chris Jones.

Trent McDuffie can now move back to the slot where he's a monster. Chiefs will be holding teams to 15 points while dropping 30 on them since Hollywood and Xavier will bring back the explosive offense.

But it really comes down to Josh Simmons who was projected to be a top 5 draft pick before his injury. If he gets back to 100% the dynasty will live for another decade. Mahomes is tired of the talk and will go into playoff mode from the 1st week and will win league MVP. You heard it here first, 60 TDs is on the table.

>>149634660
People only think that game was close due to the Chiefs offense slowing down in the 2nd half. That was intentional. They wanted to go into game manager mode once they got ahead by two possessions. As soon as the Ravens made it a one possession game they went back into kill mode and Mahomes threw the dagger to MVS.

The Ravens defense was legit. They ate Purdy's ass like a cupcake in that 4 INT game so the Chiefs sided on caution.

>>149635001
Who's sleeping on the Chiefs? They're all anyone ever talks about and just played in the Super Bowl.

>>149635157
I think everyone has the wrong impression of what the Chiefs are. Those games were only close in 2023 due to all the injuries and left tackle shenanigans. I think the Chiefs will be blowing teams out if healthy. Rice, Worthy, and Hollywood never got to play a single game together.

The league never got to witness this 3-headed monster.

I'm hoping for normal injury luck this season.

>>149635526
do you have the one about mahomes being down at half-time?

>>149635731
No. I deleted most of my Nick Wrong folder because i realized that if i kept saving everything i would quickly run out of storage.
Only kept a couple to remind me of how dumb he is

The Chiefs will do much worse, but it will still be enough to win AFC West

>>149636365
AFC might be trash this year. bunch of teams who's window has closed

>>149634228 (OP)
large breasts

mahomes sucks lol. think about all the quarterbacks that would never be down 40-6 in a super bowl.

>>149636346
>run out of storage
laughs in American

Chiefs got assblasted in the owl. Why are you faggots still talking about them exclusively? There's 31 other teams

>>149637156
because talking about how the birds are gonna assblast the league again is boring

>GO BIRDS DICKHEAD

>>149637156
chiefs got assblasted in the owl because of their shit QB. joshy would have at least made it competitive

>>149634228 (OP)
whose big juicy fat fucking tits are these

>>149637238
Well Chiefs are gonna assblast the AFC so why are we only talking about the two teams that are gonna win their conferences?
I wanna talk about that dude with the cocaine and hookers. Did anything happen to him or was Bobby Handcock cool with it?

>>149637297
>Did anything happen to him
there was an "internal investigation" and possibly some "reprimands"
so no

>>149637747
i hope this is the year i can finally give up on him

>>149637782
if he can't move the ball with BTJ who should've been an all-pro last season and a talent freak like hunter he should honestly retire so the jags can just try someone else at qb
because that would be fucking pathetic

Strange looks pretty good, but they should've kept Evan Engram. That would've been a nightmare for defenses with BTJ, Hunter and Engram.

Godgers

>>149637821
im not expecting him to shit the bed with his play, im expecting him to get concussed in week 4 and then snap his acl in his first game back. the football gods dont seem keen on letting tony khan be successful

>>149637333
checked and I wonder what the internal investigation found lol
did they investigate themselves and come to the conclusion that they in fact did nothing wrong?

>>149637879
Strange's skill set compliments the Jags offense pretty well and Engram can't block for shit and it seems like the Jags want to actually be able to run the ball. Remains to be seen if he can get open but after the catch he's pretty hard to take down. He's a sleeper
Why the fuck are there so many Jags fans on /sp/ right now

>>149637239
That fag might be cursed after playing for the razors for so long. And he married a jew which is already the equivalent of being cursed by a pack of gypsies

Mahomes needs more help.

>>149637821
"Don't worry, babe, we gave a lot back to the community, they love us here"

>>149638253
tbf he could use a WR1 or 2 even

LEAVE MAHOMES ALONE!!

>>149634545
I can break that buck

>>149638346
Pees on you

>5 Pro Bowlers
>3 1st team All-Pros
>1 2nd team All-Pro
>still gets btfo in the owl

>>149638341
Agreed. Rashee Rice, Xavier Worthy, Hollywood Brown, Travis Kelce and Noah Gray aren't enough.

>>149638412
How humiliating!

>>149638499
but it was enough in 2022 when he had even less?

>>149638412
damn imagine what Baker could do with that team

>>149638623
frfr, the QB with the highest playoff passer rating would feast in that kind of situation

>>149638499
One of those guys is a tight end but nice try at knowing ball, BITCH

This bussy has a tight end but nice try at knowing ball, BITCH blenchod bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0

>>149638696
You're right, I forgot QBs aren't allowed to throw the ball to TEs.

1. Jackson
2. Allen
3. Burrow
4. Daniels
5. Herbert
6. Mahomes
7. Mayfield
8. Goff
9. Stafford
10. Hurts

Is this for reals? I wonder what his stats would've been like for the season.

>>149640047
probably better than trent dilfer

>>149640047
can't have been worse than anthony richardsons last year

>>149639632
>Hubert at 5

>>149640270
AR got ya seething again today?

>>149640585
as always, although im not sure why i hate him as much as i do

>>149640047
14:17, 58%, 2350yds. Over half his passes are thrown within 5 yards of or behind the los

Happy Yitzers Sunday morning from the 'Burgh

Free hot dogs
Free hot dogs with special sauce
Buns Fresh off the grill and my penis
(Add side is one blow job: Asiago, bacon, chili, whatever)

>>149641492
>I'll take twenty six, please.

>>149641732
Now that's what I expect to see out up a for hot dog eating contest. They have cool local ones at your local hot dog chain and your cool neighbor bars

>>149640730
systemic racism if you're white

>>149644241
even though my favourite active qbs are lamar allen and hurts?

>>149644301
Especially!
I bet you can't even name the manlet black QBs that totally suck and probably couldn't even win on the Eagles

>>149644301
One of those qbs is white

>>149644878
kyler hasnt publicly taken a side on the whole rooftop korean vs black rioters situation, so i cant confidently put him into a qb race category yet
>>149645429
meh, i feel like his honourable brother vibe was a lot stronger this year

>>149646258
At least that's like semi pro level at best. Imagine in the modern nfl if you let a team drop over 63(or even 70) points on you and you lost by 50+? How embarassing. The musketeers were always base though, Atlas, Plato, Donatello, Michaelangelo, all bad asses.

>>149638584
Travis was still an elite receiver in 2022. Chiefs now have 0 elite receivers without Tyreek or Kelce
>>149636346
It was an accurate prediction at the time seeing how the Chiefs beat down the Eagles in 2022. Nick didn't factor in how bad the OL would play

>>149646495
Still hard to believe the second youngest team in the league that year played them the hardest compared to the 2x defending champs

>>149637097
>mahomes sucks lol. think about all the quarterbacks that would never be down 40-6 in a super bowl.

>>149637238
>because talking about how the birds are gonna assblast the league again is boring
No QB but Mahomes or Brady have been to back to back Superbowls in the last 3 decades. The Chiefs are the only team that consistently makes it back to the big game.

>>149646495
It's crazy to think the eagles only scored 40 cause they were whooping that ass. I hadn't seen a team get the shit kicked out of them in the playoffs that bad in years. Only reason I didn't turn it off at half time is cause I thought they were going to run the 28-3 script for the Mahomie but nope. They let him get his shit pushed in, God damn that was humiliating.

>>149640976
Well, they were running the dink and dunk offense.

>>149637097
Rather be down by that much in the _Superbowl_ rather than in a wildcard round like Montana and Brady did so many times.

>>149639632
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=720

>>149639632
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=720

the mahomesfag is up

>>149646608
Nigga that 2022 team was much worse than 2024
Eagles under 2.5 sacks was a disgusting bet
Chiefs scoring 34 points was a disgusting bet
Eagles had the best D in the league by a mile. Chiefs never had a chance, they dont have weapons

Nick Wrong is a huge homer and he cant separate brain from the heart. Its crazy that he is allowed to give betting advice on live tv

>>149646850
Chiefs beat better teams than the Eagles when they were healthy and were on like a 20 game win streak. They beat teams that beat the Eagles.
>Eagles had the best D in the league by a mile.
Chiefs defeated several super teams in the playoffs in the last couple of years. In the 2022 and 2023 superbowl both teams had vastly superior rosters to the chiefs but the coach-QB was the difference in those games. The gap between Mahomes and Jalen is huge.

Personally I think Hurts is better than Mahomes even though the stats wont back it up

Is this legit?

>The gap between Mahomes and Jalen is huge.
True. Jalen Hurts has never had a passer rating of 10.7 in the first half of a Super Bowl

>>149647030
>todd gurley in tier 3
i know he only had 5 productive years but i still feel like he should be in tier 2

>>149647030
CHARLES GET OUTTA MAH HEAD

>>149647030
Mixon in tier 4 is still too high. overrated volumebabby that had one good year

>>149647018
>>149647040
Jalen Hurts has played for 5 seasons and has a total of 10 TDs and 3 INTs in the playoffs.

Mahomes had 10 TDs and 2 INTs in just one postseason.

>>149646850
You also have to factor in Mahomes who has the best win rate in NFL history. Mahomes simply put does not lose in the playoffs and is #1 in every category among the all time greats. His win rate when trailer is more than double Brady's which in turn is more than double than your average QB.

>>149647030
>still top 5 in the League in Rushing TD despite not having played for 5 years
Girly should be Tier 1, not his fault his knees fucked him harder than Haliburton at the finish line. He would have made sure Rasm scored more than >Three Points

Man what could have been. I need a drink

>>149635001

A Lions vs Chiefs Super Bowl is what fans wanted and the league wanted last year. Hopefully we can get it this season (with the Lions winning).

>>149647152
>Jalen Hurts has played for 5 seasons and has a total of 10 TDs
he has 20 retard learn to count

>>149647030
The top 2 tiers are accurate but after that it’s a shitshow
ezekiel elliot and leveon bell above jamal Charles? someone got fucking paid to have this brain damaged opinion

>>149637747

Shame Ben Johnson couldn't make a deal with Khan and the Jaguars, as they're legitimately a team that just needs a competent HC.

>>149647182
Tush push TDs is a collective OL stat.

>>149647180
It would have been a fair matchup seeing how both teams had unusual injury luck. With the Chiefs it was on offense and with the Lions it was on defense so it would have canceled out.

>>149647245
thats weird you would think they wouldnt show up on jalen hurts stat sheet then

>>149647286
If those were normal rush TDs I'd give him credit for it but tush push or QB sneaks are an OL stat. Give him a different OL and those tush pushes vanish.

>>149647222
He wanted Balkee gone and they said no so he fucked off.
Same happened with Liam Coen who got the job but didn't want to accept it because of Balkee, this time the owners just said fuck it and fired him

>>149647245
no lies detected

Reminder Mahomes got better in the playoffs, Brady got worse. I thought Brady was clutch.

>>149647342
im 100% certain you were one of those who said the tush push was kill when jason retired. you dumbies don't understand jalen makes it work.

>>149647455
Tush push should be banned. It's rugby play that relies on brute strength and encourages players to abuse steroids. Go watch powerlifting for that shit, I want sports to be about skill and technique, not a contest of who can shoot the most needles in their ass.

>>149634228 (OP)
got my shirt and im ready to roar

>>149647455
if anything it's worse now with saquon helping push

>>149647498
wow you're THAT faggot
you really do have all your posts saved to a txt file
almost the same exact post word for word from months ago
well I'm not doing this with you again you ended up looking like a retard last time you tried this argument

>>149647679
There's only so many ways you can make an argument with sports so all post are destined to look like copypasta. We're not debating rocket science, there's a finite amount of arguments you can make for why x player is better than y. This is why goat debates on sports shows seem so repetitive and those guys do it for a living.

>The Eagles fans are getting uppity again.
Let me remind you that in the last 3 decades the only QBs to make it to consecutive Superbowls is Mahomes and Brady. Jalen isn't about that life.

Take away Mahomes' weapons and he goes to the Superbowl. Take away a roster baby's weapons like Purdy/Jalen and they miss the playoffs. Chiefs just have to wait for an Eagles player to get injured and they won't be a factor in the playoffs.

>>149647222
Ben Johnson was always going to Chicago to gape Bussy Williams’ boy butt.

>>149647944
Meant to say *win consecutive Superbowls but you guys get the point.

Take away Mahome's OL consisting of 3 all pros and he loses games by halftime

>>149648018
>A QB needs an OL to win against a super team
Glad you zoomers are finally learning ball.

>>149648049
Stafford did pretty well against them with a mid O line.

>>149648095
Did Stafford have a guard playing the LT position? Oh that's right, he didn't.

2024 Eagles total number of 1st Team All Pros: 2
2024 Chiefs total number of 1st Team All Pros: 3
2024 Eagles total number of 1st Team All Pros on the offensive line: 0
2024 Chiefs total number of 1st Team All Pros on the offensive line: 2
which is the super team again?

>>149648142
Best OL.
Best DL.
Best RB.
Top 3 WR.

Put Trevor Lawrence on that roster and he'd be sitting on multiple rings. Anyone could win on that team.

>>149648124
Everyone was talking how great Thuney was and putting him at tackle saved their season before the Owl. I guess the Chiefs offense all got da flu and shii that week.

>Best OL
>has zero 1st team All Pros
make the math add up

>>149648124
no, they did not have an all-pro guard sub into tackle
instead they just had an extremely mid tackle, if not below average

I want a full apology when my Chiefs blow them out in the rematch. This time the Chiefs will have weapons and a starter at left tackle.

There will be an asterisk on Jalen's resume that he beat a weaponless Chiefs team.

Leave the eagles o line to me. Their legs will be weak by the time im finished with them.

>>149648274
nah I'm just gonna make excuses like you do
I figure that it will be fun to do so
it must be looking at how much you do it

>>149648247
>>149648272
Thuney is elite at guard, he's below league average at LT. It was enough to beat the AFC jobbers, but not an NFC super team.
Belichick would have never put Tom Brady in this situation.

NOOO BRO HIS OLINE NEEDS TO GIVE HIM AT LEAST 5 SECONDS AGAINST A BLITZ

>>149648247
When chiefs are 3rd in the afc west and miss the playoffs what will the cope be?

>>149647961
>Ben Johnson was always going to Chicago to gape Bussy Williams’ boy butt.

Jaguars, Raiders and Bears were all looking to hire arch traitor Ben Johnson but the Jags fucked up by refusing to fire Baalke (and then firing him anyways...) while I'm guessing Ben's wife said no fucking way to living in Vegas, so the Bears ended up getting him.

>>149648124
The OL that Carter smashed through to win the game for the Eagles was a Undrafted Rookie btw

>>149648340
there is 0 chance anyone would chose to live in shitcongo instead of Vegas

>>149648337
Eagles had no problem swaping around linemen into different positions in the playoffs
I guess the Chiefs just fucking suck lol

the raiders linebackers and secondary being full of jobbers does not bode well

>YOU had a gigastacked O-line
>no, YOU had a gigastacked O-line
Imagine being a Linebabby. Hurts and Mahomes would've missed the playoffs if they played on Daniels' team

>>149648305
>nah I'm just gonna make excuses like you do
It's not an excuse, when you have a QB with the highest win rate in playoff history we must fully diagnose the rare moments he doesn't win.

Having 5 different starters at LT in Superbowls is NOT normal. LT is the 2nd most important position in football. No QB had to deal with this.

>>149648339
>When chiefs are 3rd in the afc west and miss the playoffs what will the cope be?
The worst Mahomes did in his 20s was lose in overtime of championship games. Keep dreaming.

>>149648366
>The OL that Carter smashed through to win the game for the Eagles was a Undrafted Rookie btw
They have a great GM.

Roar restored

>>149648509
its ok the refs just let the chiefs o line hold and jump offsides on every down anyway

>>149648486
lol you lost to the Eagles lol

heres your starting middle linebacker bro

>>149648475
Anyone optimistic on the raiders and white geno-cide is retarded

>>149648577
Looks like a manlet. I'd manhandle him.

>>149648509
>Having 5 different starters at LT in Superbowls is NOT normal
so you either overcome it or you don't
Mahomes wasn't good enough so he lost
no excuse

>go lock down Justin Jefferson, I believe in you
- Pete Carroll, probably

>>149648653
>>149648577

>>149648627
>so you either overcome it or you don't
>Mahomes wasn't good enough so he lost
True but put it into historical context. He went to more Superbowls than Brady and Montana combined in his 20s and unlike them he only lost in championship rounds whereas they got blown out in divisional rounds.

Mahomes is #1 in everything at this age be it playoff wins, MVPs, TDs, yards, etc.....put respect on his name.

THAT'S TERRIBLE MAN. I'M PLAYING MY FUCKING ASS OFF BEHIND THIS LINE. ONLY TWO ALL PROS. THAT'S TERRIBLE MAN. THAT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE MAN.

>>149648725
he still lost the last superbowl with no excuses

>>149648769
Chiefs fans don't make excuses, that's what poverty franchises like the iggles did in 2022 when they blamed the refs and turf. Chiefs blame their roster construction and injury management. They lost their WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, and had no valid LT.

The analogy is a boxer who lost a match blaming himself for not training hard enough vs blaming the judges for not giving him the victory. The latter is not an excuse.

>>149634588

based and checked

>>149648577
>>149648653
>>149648712
I wouldn't wipe my ass with the Raiders defence. Maxx Crosby gonna be carrying the entire unit again

>>149648727
Lol so true Pat is the biggest O line babby we've ever seen. Imagine if the Chiefs had a real QB like Baker Mayfield

>>149648874
>The latter is not an excuse.
The former* is not an excuse

>>149648577
Weird that the Ohio State D was so elite and yet didn’t seem to have elite players outside of Caleb Downs. I’m hoping Tyleik Williams is legit for my Lions though.

>>149646728
>josh allen having that high an offensive score without having a great offensive coach to guide him.
yeah im thinking allen clears mahomes.

Remember when the mahomesfag though a two score game with 26 minutes left was garbage time

>>149648888
the d line is stacked if they can stay healthy
>>149648912
to be fair theyre all really young so theres a chance they step up but i doubt it
letting deablo and spillane walk is a massive mistake though, but i guess they were Antonio pierce guys or something

>>149648888
checked

>>149648936
Allen is an elite RB but is average as a QB. Take away his rush stats and he's not impressive. Even QBs from the defensive era put up better stats than him.

>>149649061
>3rd and 16
wow bro an arm punt who cares

^average chiefsis cope^

>>149649038
>but is average as a QB.
Allen has great numbers in the playoffs. In fact he drags his teams to within 3 points of the chiefs except for one matchup. Thats not because Mahomes is better, thats because Mahomes has far more help. All time great offensive coach, an already great two time SB winning defensive coordinator. All Allen has is some retard coach whos fraudulent defense completely collapses in the playoffs while Allen only gets better.

>>149649061
Why did the mutthomies O line tell him to do this? They should have told him to throw to his own team ffs

>>149648874
>Chiefs fans don't make excuses
>proceeds to make excuses
you aren't saying the Chiefs lost because they didn't train hard enough
you're making EXCUSES

>>149648888
>>149648979
>>149634391
>>149638623
Baker's high passer rating in playoffs is fraudulent. His team is either up (or down) by 2 or more possessions in 4 of his 5 playoff games meaning he statpadded against a defeated team or statpadded in garbage time against the winning team.

The only playoff game that wasn't a blowout was the Commanders and he crumbled under pressure against Jayden Daniels. The elite QBs win the close games. Citation >>149628167

>>149649276
>what losing to the raiders does to a mofo

Mahomes is a giga system baby. Went to a team that was making the playoffs every year with fooking Alex Smith at the helm. Imagine if he went to the Bills. He wouldn't even make the playoffs.

>>149649061
>>149649150
goddamn the way he came up and took that crossing route was some elite shit and he was only a rookie
high ceiling for that lad

>>149649120
Allen has been spoiled with an elite defense.
>Thats not because Mahomes is better, thats because Mahomes has far more help.
Chiefs had 1 playoff win since 1994 before Mahomes got there. Why wasn't Alex Smith setting the league on fire when he had this same roster and coach? These discussions of what-if are silly.

>>149649311
imagine if he was a raider
that shits dante must die difficulty for QBs

Pat Mahomes has never made a throw Baker Mayfield or Bo Nix couldn't make

>>149649347
>Mahomes on the Browns

>>149649347
he was almost a Bear
his spirit would have been crushed

>>149649276
Why was he crying? I mean it was a bad loss but it's not like he won KWABOTY or anything

>>149649430
that was that christmas game where the raiders absolutely pummeled him for 4 quarters

>>149649347
Raiders had more playoff wins than the Chiefs in the last 14 years before Mahomes got there.

>>149649340
>Allen has been spoiled with an elite defense.
That gives up 20+ points to any half decent offense in the playoffs. What good is that "elite" defense that consistently crumbles when faced with pressure? So now Allen has no help on offense or defense meanwhile Mahomes is still has Reid and 2 time winning SB defensive coordinator.
>Chiefs had 1 playoff win since 1994 before Mahomes got there. Why wasn't Alex Smith setting the league on fire when he had this same roster and coach? These discussions of what-if are silly.
Alex kinda was setting the league on fire. He was labeled a failure before teaming up with Reid and Reid had turned around the perception with Smith. They were going to the playoffs and barely losing out in the first round, and even winning one of the games. The Bills on the other hand hadnt won one damn playoff game since the 90s. Missed the playoffs until one season with Tyrod Taylor where they proceeded to not score a single TD and lose the game. Reid was making it to the playoffs. Allen landed in a far worse situation. Dont pretend like Mahomes landed on the fucking Jets.

>>149649451
Obviously but he still did not earn KWABOTY for that. It was pooa in Germany who secured it in 2023. You only get to cry it you know you are KWABOTY

Brady, Jordan, and Gretzky aren't in this elite club

*And note Mahomes didn't start for his rookie season so it should say first 6 years.

Say something nice

>>149649565
>nickname: Showtime
since when lmao

>>149649453
the raiders last playoff win was the 2002 AFC championship game
to put that in perspective gaddafi and saddam hussein were still alive, the US hadnt even invaded Afghanistan yet let alone Iraq, and 4chan was still a twinkle in moots eye
its an unfathomably long playoff win drought, even the lions, jets and browns have more playoff wins since then
shit the browns and lions had completely winless seasons in that span, and have won playoff games since those collapses
it’s an underrated era of ineptitude but if you put it in context it’s one of the most brutal droughts in sports history

>>149649340
>These discussions of what-if are silly.
>in the same thread says the Chiefs would have won LIX if they had a 1st string LT and healthy team
you need to get your copes straightened out little bro they're starting to conflict

If I had a quarter for everytime a QB with the last name Smith turned his career around after being labeled a bust Id have two quarters, which isnt much but its odd that its happened twice.

>>149649565
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>149649565
he doesn't have the faggotass broccoli hair anymore, which is nice

>>149649606
>it’s an underrated era of ineptitude but if you put it in context it’s one of the most brutal droughts in sports history
Heres to hoping it continues

Bro Mahomes landed on such a shit franchise before he got there.
>21-22 L to the Titans
>16-18 L to the Steelers
>30-0 W, followed by 20-27 L to the Patriots
>Didnt make playoffs
>44-45 L to the Colts
>2-14 record before Reid arrived
Damn bro....it was all Mahomes he really the GOAT.

>>149649527
>That gives up 20+ points to any half decent offense in the playoffs
He's playing against Mahomes who is the most prolific scorer in playoff history. Any defense is going to choke against him.

>Reid was making it to the playoffs.
The AFCW was a joke. Winning that division is like being the tallest hobbit in the shire. That's like the Bucs bragging about winning the NFC South. Wow you beat the Panthers, Falcons, and Saints!

>>149649606
>>149649664
In the last 2 decades before Mahomes was drafted.
>Chiefs 1 playoff win, 0 conference championship appearances
>Raider 4 playoff wins and a Superbowl appearance

>>149649374
>>149649347
>mahomes on the jets

>>149649672
>The AFCW was a joke. Winning that division is like being the tallest hobbit in the shire. That's like the Bucs bragging about winning the NFC South. Wow you beat the Panthers, Falcons, and Saints!
>2-14 record before Reid arrived
Damn Mahomes really like that!
>Giving up 20+ points to the Dolphins
There goes that elite defense.
>Any defense is going to choke against him.
Except for actual elite defenses like the Eagles.

>>149649606
A TOAST
*raises glass*
to the Oaklan- I mean the Las Vegas Raiders and Mark Davis. just win 4 times a year baby!!

>>149649600
Literally was his nickname going back to a kid.
Nobody uses it though

>>149649606
they really are the last of the long suffering franchises with no hope in sports
even the cubs have won a WS by now

>>149649721
>mahomes on the chiefs

>>149649721
metlife turf consumes his ankles before the season is over

For the more intrepid posters amongst /nfl/ I made this.

>>149649765
probably because it's lame and gay

>>149649813
this. mutthomes is a lot catchier

>>149649730
>Except for actual elite defenses like the Eagles.
Eagles defense gave up 40 to the buccs
"Actual elite defense"
fucking lmfao more like the Chiefs just choked the Superbowl

>>149649730
Dolphins had the top ranked offense in the league a year ago. Not sure why you think they're scrubs.

>>149649865
>Dolphins had the top ranked offense in the league a year ago.
>Giving up points to Pooa

>>149649804
OH N-

>get paid millions of dollars to be GM of an NFL franchise
>know that Quarterback is the most important position on the team
>still shit the bed instead of using eye test and gut instinct

The fail upwards trend needs to be stopped

Trubisky would be 5x Super Bowl MVP if the Chiefs traded up for him

>>149650231
but but but muh EPA
muh advanced stats
muh PFF

>>149650231
Elway used the eyetest for years and when the actual next coming of John Elway came (Josh Allen) he drafted..... Bradley Chubb and went with Trevor Siemian (10) / Brock Osweiler (4) / Paxton Lynch (2)

>>149649784
I mean the Dolphins have a longer playoff win drought, so it's not the worst thing. Right?

>>149650231
this is why your GM should be a money guy instead of a scouting guy like many owners tend to do
a money guy that lets the scouting team do their job amd doesn't overthink taking the bluechip players that have fallen into your lap

>>149650231
>get paid millions of dollars to be GM of an NFL franchise
>know that Left Tackle is the 2nd most important position on the team
>still shit the bed instead of using eye test and gut instinct

>>149650231
Trubisky couldve been a solid starter if he went literally anywhere else

>>149650023
statfags get the rope

>>149650301
dolphins have been to the playoffs 6 times in that span, the raiders twice

>>149650298
No seriously, this was Elways one draft where he had the draft pick, and the tall strong armed man was there for him, and the guy panned out and he went with Bradley Chubb.

I'll never not understand this one

>>149650331
It's not just stats though. He has the most wins, rings, and MVPs at this age.

Brady fans could dismiss Rodgers and Peyton as statfags, they can't do the same with Mahomes who has just as much rings as Brady did at this age.

>>149650366
Josh Allen was raw as fuck for like his first 3 seasons

>>149650394
right but that was what Elway didn't care about, Elway was known for being the guy who drafted someone that fit the Josh Allen mold, and then when Allen was given to him as an option, he passed

The Bills developed him at QB, if they could anyone could

>>149650394
Allen was awful until he got diggs. As soon as Diggs left he went back to being average. Allen stole the MVP from Lamar.

Dumb nigger, Allen won MVP as soon as Diggs left.

>>149650440
>allen was awful until he got a good receiver and when his options went back to shit his stats went down

almost like receivers are worth the massive contracts NFL teams become desperate to pay them and even elite QBs benefit from great receiver play

>>149637261
She's a local LA sportscaster Alex Curry. She did the Angels and Kings sideline reporting for a decade then got a job on radio

>Mahomes is a Tyreek baby!
He goes to the owl without Tyreek.'
>Mahomes is a Kelce baby
He goes to the Superbowl with a washed Kelce with only 800 yards and 3 TDs.

>>149650408
maybe he was sick of taking busts at qb

>>149650394
I'll give you first 2 seasons he was raw but year 3 he was awesome

>>149650440
He was not "awful" he struggled a lot with the deep ball year 1 then corrected that year 2 but couldn't consistently move the chains with his arm because his WRs were trash. Diggs balled out that was a great trade for both the Bills and Vikings but he isn't the only young QB to take the next step when getting a veteran WR. Joe Flacco wouldn't have had the same success year 3-5 and won a Superbowl if Ozzie didn't trade for Anquan Boldin

>>149650387
>bitches about not wanting to "what-if" and speculate future careers
>still desperately cling onto "before age 30" to find something, anything, to compare to players who had longer careers
gives me a good laugh every time I see it
7>3

>>149650536
>he compares a 20 year career to an 8 year career and thinks anyone gives a shit about you going
>7-3

>>149649061
>>149649150
Ok but why did he immediately bail on the pocket?

>>149650496
right, because he is actually a Reidbaby

>>149650460
>>149650394
>>149650516
Allen stole the MVP. Lamar has vastly superior stats and dominated him in the head to head. I think the Ravens won 35-10 and Allen had one of the worst completion percentages in NFL history in that game.
Meanwhile Lamar broke Vick's all time rush yards record and was close to breaking Rodgers all time single season passer rating record. Allen didn't even earn the 1 seed. Let's be honest, his win against the undefeated Chiefs is the only reason he got MVP.

>>149650597
>Allen stole the MVP.
Ok retard, so Allen was the 2nd best QB in the league after Diggs left. Does that make your argument any less braindead?

>>149650558
>he thinks people give a shit about comparing an 8 year career to 8 years of a player with a 20 year career
I certainly don't
7>3

Not everything is about numbers. Both were great and it wasn't a unanimous vote for Allen. You could make a solid case for both especially since Lamar beat Allen earlier in the year but ultimately Allen deserved it for winning more games with a worse offence around him than Lamar had

>>149650460
That was a pity MVP and you know it. I was pity fucked a couple times out of a funk I was in but I knew it didn't really count!
Thanks, Amber, that was fun and I still remember it sometimes

>>149650536
All I'm arguing is he's the best QB we've ever seen at this point in their career. I don't bring up GOAT debates since that's silly speculation about the future. It's Brady fans who do that. I don't do what-ifs.

>>149650571
something something left tackle

>>149650597
>le cant win against the mutt man vs le cant win against the mutt man

>>149650660
You certainly do or you wouldn't spam it every singular day.
Your actions don't depict the story you're saying, and thus the only conclusion is that you're lying and care immensely.

>>149649527
>2 time winning SB defensive coordinator.
You know, how come Spags is still around? He must be getting HC offers out the ass

>>149650672
if you were the one that complained about the LT being the reason the Chiefs lost LIX than not only do you do what-ifs you are also a liar and a hypocrite

>>149650641
He wasn't even the 4th best. Burrow and Baker have better cases than him. Hell even Mahomes did with his awful stats. Let's see Allen get the 1 seed with his WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1, and RB2 injured, he wouldn't even make the playoffs in that situation.

>>149650735
>Hunt still getting 4 yds a clip
Damn Mahomes really like that!

>>149650699
>he thinks 7>3 is just one guy

>>149650724
We already saw what happens in the Eagles vs Chiefs superbowl when he has a healthy roster. Chiefs dominated them in 2022.

>>149650724
>having an in-depth look and discourse over what caused a team to win/lose in a specific singular matchup is now considered "What-ifs" and not film analysis
anon-kun just admit you're retarded-kun

>>149650735
>He wasn't even the 4th best.
delusion. if Burrow and Baker had better cases then they wouldn't have been 4th and ELEVENTH in voting. shut the fuck up, don't reply to me again.

>>149650754
>uh no i'm acksthually 10 people in a trenchcoat
this place doesn't have the poster numbers for you to be anything but one extremely autistic guy.

Imagine pattie cuckatini playing with what Josh Allen had in 2018/2019 lol he would've been having a sideline melty every week

>>149649527
>Alex kinda was setting the league on fire.
How many times did he lead the league in TDs/yards? How many MVPs?
How many seasons with 30 TDs? I'll help you. 0.
He played for 16 seasons, how many times did he have 4k yards? I'll help you. once

7>3

anyway 7 > 3

@grok is 7 more than 3?

>>149650757
>when I do it it's refined and in-depth discourse but when you do it it's silly what-ifs
>only I am allowed to justify why my team lost you are only allowed to give excuses
such a disingenuous faggot

>team is so irrelevant they have to bring up rings from retired dynasties that aren't even their team
kwab lol

>>149650802
>Franchise losing badly before Reid gets there
>Starts making the playoffs as soon as Reid gets there
>Smith considered a bust and failure
>Career revived when he works with Reid
Damn. That was all Mahomes. He really the best QB to ever do it before the age of 30.

anyway 4>3

>>149650832
Yea nigger

>>149650755
>Chiefs dominated them
NTA and I hate the Eagles but wasn't it a 3 point win in OT? That's not domination

>>149650832
ya lol fuck that mutt

>>149650783
>one extremely autistic guy
that would be this dude >>149650757

>>149650661
Lamar had a tougher schedule. Allen's division collapsed on itself and he mostly had wins against sub .300 teams. Allen's MVP was the biggest ripoff in NFL history.

3 hot women are better than 7 ugly as fuck ones and that's a fact

>>149650832
>>149650815
>>149650810
>posts on his laptop, mobile phone, and desktop in a desperate samefag attempt
pathetic senpai, dont even bother @ing me, mobile hotspots dont change that you're a samefag

28-3 is the greatest championship game in sports

>>149650848
>For 3 years in a row Montana lost in the 1st round of the playoffs. He scored 0 TDs in all 3 of those playoff games. He got blown out 3-49 in one of them.

>>149650835
>discourse over a singular game that actually happened with actual film you can break down is the same as discussing the accomplishments of one man with a 20+ year career to another player entering year 9

Why do you exist to be a retarded contrarian devils advocate nobody likes? It's why you're here discussing football in the middle of the day.

>>149650870
this

youch

>>149650863
Lamar had a tougher schedule sure but Allen still beat both the No.1 seeds in the AFC and NFC and won more games than Lamar with an objectively worse offence. Both had great seasons and Lamar got 16 of 50 votes for MVP iirc so it wasn't unanimous that Allen had the better season but he play phenomenal ball. I felt it was a fair MVP call from the AP. Peyton Manning over Drew Brees in 2009 is the one that still pisses me off

>>149650857
it was totally domination because Mahomes won amd that's all he does so every win he has is a domination
also Eagles fans will tell you that it was because of the field that they lost but that's an excuse unlike Mahomes losing because he didn't have a LT physically existing at all on the field that is not an excuse Mahomes earned the right to not have excuses by having 3 rings and 7 championships by the age of 30 by the way just in case you didn't know that well you do now because he is the best quarterback to have ever existed

oof

>>149651003
>>149650937
>brady won 2 rings on the back of the mutt
it will never not be funny

>>149650909
okay, what's the discourse then?
Mahomes lost the game because of a dogshit left tackle?
is that the discourse? because that is all I ever hear from you and it seems to me you really want to imply that he would've won with a starting LT
also I'm playing vidya nigger, you're on the second monitor

>>149651003
>>149650937
zapped that mutt ballwasher kek

>>149651098
>is that the discourse?
Can be that simple yes, but then what that boils down to is the better NFL team won the big game. Believe it or not, LT is a position on a football team.

>>149651061
2 rings off the back of refball you mean, the Tampa Bay superbowl had the most penalties in superbowl history, and then theres the dee ford offsides that didn't change the play whatsoever.

>>149651082
notice how wonderfully the raw look of determination in the cornfed white man's eyes contrasts with the despair and defeat on the face of the mutt
hang it in the Louvre

mahomes should take this year off desu

Take the year off. Take two.

>>149651137
okay, then why is it all I have ever seen when the result of the last owl is brought up is that the Chiefs lost because of a bad left tackle and multiple injuries?
why is it now that after what feels like pulling teeth do I now see that the Chiefs lost because the Eagles were the better team?

>>149651235
>gets cucked and kills himself
the proto mahomes

>>149651205
don't worry you will see plenty of people saying he did if the Chiefs suck hard this year

>>149634228 (OP)
Is that who I think it is? :O

>>149651248
Because those explain why the Eagles were able to field a better football team or at least the justifications for some as to why the Eagles were to field a better football team.

It explains more than "The better football team won" because then people will ask "Why were the Eagles the better football team"

>>149651003 Won coinflip in overtime, yawn.
>>149650937 Beat a team that had 4 starters injured on OL

Bags of sand and milky salty coins

Has there ever been a 1-sided stat mogging like this in the history of team sports?

>>149651357
but you do so with the assumption that if the chiefs did have a healthy team then they would have won, yes?

oh xes oinkin now

>>149651452
and that's not even including his 2024 stats at age 29.

>>149651465
That's a what it, and I couldn't say that either.
A lot of Chiefs players also admitted they were not nearly as focused in 2024, as they were in 2023 to win with off the field stuff taking more priority, including names like Travis Kelce.

There isn't really an answer to that either, because it isn't a yes/no. If they played 10 games while fully healthy, the Chiefs wouldn't win all 10 of them, and neither would the Eagles.

It'd have been more competitive than the showing we got as it was is the best you'd get from me and I'd use LVII as the example.

>>149651205
>mahomes should take this year off desu
This but unironically. If their new left tackles are bad I would fake an injury and sit this one out so the team could get better drafts.

Tom Brady won at the highest level of college and professional football. lil pattie cuckatini couldn't even beat West Virginia and Iowa State lol big stinky

>>149651634
>college football
There isn't a single thing Tom Brady has the most off in the college football record books, meanwhile Patrick Mahomes to this day holds the record for single game passing yards, and single game yardage total in all of College history.

>>149651691
Tom Brady won a natty. lil pattie could never

>>149651743
Tom Brady's name doesn't appear anywhere on the NCAA Division I passing leaders.

He was carried lmfao

btw the 1 result for Brady is Brady Quinn

>>149651607
a satisfying answer
just know that I can plug in your post with LVII as the example that you'd see a similar Eagles showing that they were in LIX had the field not have been shitty and the DC didn't actively throw and it would be still as justifiable

At this point in their lives, Brady and Mahomes were 3-2 in Owls
Difference is that in his losses, the last time Brady walked off the field he had the lead. It was the defense that was unable to get a stop. Whereas Mahomes never walked off the field with the lead because the defenses ate him alive

>the hardest Mahomes haters have a cuck fetish about him that doesn't even exist
checks out since they're mentally ill and can't stop thinking about him lol

>>149651769
>Field
this is the worst retard cope by Eagles fans out of them all
both teams play on the same fucking field

>>149651791
The funniest shit is a majority of them are hardline bradystans and Brady is actually a proven KEK!

the projections wild

>>149651770
>the last time Brady walked off the field he had the lead.

Not true in either the 2007 owl or 2011. 2011 especially the Patriots had time to win the game. That's why Ahmad Bradshaw fell backwards into the endzone he realized the Pats were letting him score

>>149651465
>>149651607
>WR Rice was out for the entire season
>WR Hollywood was out for the regular season and was rusty by the time he played in owl
>RB Pachecho broke his fibula bone and missed most of regular season and wasn't at 100% for Superbowl
>RB Clyde missed the entire season due to PTSD
>WR Hopkins hardly knew the playbook and joined the team too late to make an impact
>TE Kelce was distracted this season and looked his age
>WR Worthy was his main option and he's a 169lbs rookie

Not to mention they went through 4 starters at LT. If the Chiefs had normal injury luck the owl would be similar to 2022. Not sure who would win but it would be close. History tells us what about Mahomes, when he has a left tackle he doesn't lose.

>>149651770
>>149651849
>At this point in their lives, Brady and Mahomes were 3-2 in Owls
Brady only played in 3 Superbowls in his 20s. Mahomes went to 5 of them which is more than Brady and Montana combined at that age. Brady and Montana missed the playoffs and got blown out in divisional rounds. Mahomes only lost to the best teams in the championship rounds.

No other QB in NFL history could carry this team to an owl.

>>149652050
Jayden Daniels could

powerful

>>149651796
any only one of them had their biggest strength be the pass rush
I'm just looking at tape and opening discourse here no need to get mad

All teams get injured, but those aren't small injuries.
Those are season ending injuries from playing in too many superbowls during the 3peat.

I have never heard of Jody Fortson in my entire life. If he never plays a single down of football again nobody would even notice. If that's the type of player being out you're going to use as an excuse for 40-6 then the conversation is over and I've won

>>149652088
>any only one of them had their biggest strength be the pass rush
The pass rush isn't the only thing affected by bad field conditions

>>149652085
No way.... is this real??

>>149652068
this
honestly looking at history Daniels would surpass Mahomes if he keeps playing like he has been playing

>>149652133
>If that's the type of player being out you're going to use as an excuse for 40-6
Yes, are you a fucking retard? The Superbowl was months ago and you're just now learning that the guys Mahomes had to bring limping to a Super Bowl wouldn't be WR3/TE2 on any other playoff team?

>>149652149
but it is certainly the biggest

>>149652133
I'll help you
WR1 Rice injured
WR2 Hollywood injured
RB1 Pachecho injured
RB2 Clyde injured

These are skill positions which not replaceable unlike defensive players who you can easily plug and play such as the case with the Lions. The 49ers had similar injuries and they missed the playoffs.

>>149652191
>But it certainly is the biggest
okay, and where is your source? Up your ass?

I'm not reading all of that

>>149652158
not really sure but i think it may actually be factually correct to say that 7 is more than 3

>>149652068
>>149652168
Jayden's rookie season is objectively superior to Mahomes. There I said it. Not sure why Brady fans can't admit Mahomes first 8 seasons are better than his.

0.33 > 0.30

33% > 30%

13% < 50%

>>149652345
Whoops
my bad, I actually meant
37% > 30%

interesting

>>149652412
Anyways, 37% > 30%

>>149652429
dunno what thats supposed to mean, geek

>>149652445
7 = 30%, 3 = 37% respectively.
37% > 30%

>>149652198
How did Rice get injured if you don't mind me asking?

There's NERDS in my /nfl/ thread!!!

Why don't teams like KC, DET, and SF simply try not playing murderball?

>>149652497
>not knowing percentages in modern day when the entire system is based off scamming someone out of percentages
ishygddt

>>149652497
If you're using nerds(plural) then you would say "there are nerds in my /nfl/ thread" and not "there is nerds in my /nfl/ thread"

>>149652512
APR is for faggots and goy slaves!

Brady would never HEEM his Wide Receivers like pattie kamikaze

Mahomes's debut game was a preview of the future.
>He gets the lead
>Reid benches him
>Team falls behind
>Mahomes is asked to do a game winning drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P6Df-xNqqE

imagine the screeching if mahomes actually got heemed

>>149651447
Hey I was in that thread

>>149652535
You should punch yourself for saying that, a bunch

>>149652572
NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN MUTTERINO

>>149652581
My name is not "a bunch"

>>149652227
A slippery field negatively affects the effectiveness of D-Linemen who rely on quick movements, sudden changes, and having a strong anchor-point to do so in order to get around offensive linemen. If the edge rushers are losing their footing, they are less likely to generate the pressure needed.

Offensive linemen, while needing to maintain their footing to create and hold blocks, might have a slight advantage as they often initiate contact and have the benefit of knowing the play's direction. This pre-play knowledge can help them better anticipate and adjust to the slippery conditions.

More TDs
More Yards
More Wins
More Accuracy
More--
>NOOO you can't compare different eras!

>>149652627
no ones reading all that lol

>>149652640
it's okay I should've known too many words hurts your brain

>>149652578
Emma Kenney looks like one of exes fr fr damn I miss them titties

>>149652685
She dumped you and is currently getting her face fucked by a dark skinned native Australian.

>>149652608
Your name is turbo fag and you hang out with a bunch of homos

>>149652706
I broke it off and she's somewhere in the north Island not aussie so I doubt that. Keep visualizing black men having sex though I'm sure you enjoy that type of thing :^)

>>149652706
>
why post the culture wars bullshit when the robotjannies do it for free for you?

>>149652706
this is the dude that spams da flu webms btw

>>149652751
I unironically did date a girl who browsed /a/ and /jp/.

>>149652740
How did you know I was a Lions fan?

Rasm gonna finna win da owl

owl of ass maybe lol

>>149652808
Stafford and his receivers were healthy by the playoffs. Why did they lose and how will this season be any different? At least Chiefs fans can cite bad injury luck.

Can a player who is not a QB be the best in the history of the sport? Or for some reason, do Americans only rate QBs?

>>149652832
Jalen Carter went full elite gorilla nigger mode on their interior O line those last 4 plays. Thing of beauty ngl

>>149652832
Better run stopping DTs and LBs. Young defensive core in their second and third years. Swap Kupp for Davante for a more varied WR room. Full year with Tyler Higbee at TE.

>>149652846
jerry rice is the best player of all time, and most agree on this

>>149652846
Jerry rice is the greatest football player of all time
Tom Brady is the greatest QB of all time
qbs are basically ranked in a separate category because theyre incredibly important but theyre not necessarily all time athletes

Robots aren't sexy

>>149652859
Stafford is 37 and takes too much hits. You haven't mentioned any game changers.

I hope everyone had an amazing holiday as we approach training camps!

>>149652846
Yes, the ones in goat conversation are all QBs. And there's Jerry Rice who sits at the top. His longevity was just insane.

>>149652897
>too much hits
Too many hits

Everyone? Even trumpy?

>>149652881
jenny is tho

>>149652898
>had an amazing holiday
The only ones who had a good holiday are the ones proud of the current state of their country. Did they finally redpill you?

>>149652905
>Tom Brady is 2nd all time in receiving yards after age 40
Mahomes could never!

>>149652905
The modern WR can't go a few weeks without straining a muscle on their bussy. How did Rice remain healthy and play for so long in a tougher era?

>>149652998
>How did Rice remain healthy and play for so long in a tougher era?
Black don't crack

>>149652998
He ran up them hills errday cuhh

>>149652898
>bradysanus finally thankful to his country and his president
Never thought Id live to see the day

>>149652998
He was a once in a generation athlete that didnt do steroids
roids destroy ligaments is why so many injuries are shoulder knee and ankle

>>149652946
No, but like the Patriots I can love the potential despite current circumstances.

>>149653045
But Brady and Lebron take steroids yet they're able to play for long.

>>149653038
>and his president
The loser who couldn't even buy the Bills? Nah son. We need a new coach or else this season will go to shit like the Ravens in the 'offs.

>>149653060
lebeta sits out 3/4 of the season and brady plays a low contact position

>>149652897
Better production from the DROY should excite you. Bad run defense is part of why they lost last year. Poona Ford and Nate Landman were new additions that are great at stopping the run. Those are game changers.

>>149652998
Jerry Rice tore his ACL and MCL in Week 1 of the 1997 season — and came back to play just 14 weeks later in Week 16, scoring a touchdown in his first game back.

>Rice broke his kneecap (patella fracture) in that same comeback game on the same knee while catching a touchdown.

What a freak

>>149653099
dude was having 1000 yard seasons at 41 playing against the toughest era of football for receivers
hes insane

>>149653096
>Nate Landman

Stop pushing that retard. The Falcons defence was garbage and even they didn't want him

What top player do you think is going to suffer a season ending injury?

>>149653112
One can argue that Moss or Megatron can be in the best receiver conversation but none of them had the longevity Jerry did. Truly the GOAT

Rice holds the record of most TDs and yards in the regular/post season. Kelce could have broke his post season records with one good game yet he choked in the 2024 playoffs.
>Rice 22 TDs
>Kelce 20 TDs

>Rice 2,245 yards
>Kelce 2,078 yards
If I'm Kelce I'm not retiring until I break these records.

>>149653138
Whoever I pick in the first round on my fantasy league

another stat of misery for the raiders
>Jerry fucking rice was WR1 of the last raiders team to win a playoff game

>>149653165
I still can't believe it didn't happen last year with a sunset retirement and 3peat
that dude was taylor locked

>>149653165
The funny thing about Rice is that someone may come along and get more catches or TD or yards or whatever. But nobody will ever hold the sheer volume of records that Rice did at once

>>149652846
I agree that QBs are sissies more like punters and kickers than football players. But Jerry Rice wouldn't even sniff my type 25. He's basically peak Antonio Brown that played a long career with a lot of great QBs nothing exciting, similar to a Tom Brady (not in my Top 50)

It was long undisputed for decades that Jim Thorpe is the best all around athlete in American history and he was a legendary football player so I would always start with him.

Dick Butkus pops in my head next so looking to see who would compete with him as the best ever that played in the same era and conditions he did, best of 60s and 70s...

I could also make a case for these as the best ever
Unitas
Staubach
Jim Brown
Jim Taylor

>>149653138
Doo Doo sanders
Poo shiesty
Dookie pinksock

>>149653145
>Megatron
No, he's a Stafford baby.
>Puka set the rookie record of most yards with Stafford.
>Calvin set the single season record of most yards with Stafford.
>Cooper led the league in yards and is only behind Calvin thanks to Stafford.

These are dramatically different WRs who played on different teams and systems. The only thing they all have in common is Stafford

>>149653172
Thats kinda insane

touchdown + extra point > field goal

>>149653119
You could have said that of Baun before the Eagles got him

>>149653243
@coach_primate is this true?

>>149653165
Kudos to Kelce for doing it in fewer games played too.

>>149653187
I remember reading that he has an insane amount of records when he retired and many haven't been broken yet.

>>149653264
The best there was, is, or will ever be

>>149653184
>>149653187
>>149653264
Kelce could have had a fairytale ending to his career.
>Break Rice's record and have the most TDs/yards in NFL history
>Become the first team to 3peat
>Propose to Taylor Swift during the superbowl and break the internet. He would be set for life since she's worth billions.
Yet Taylor's pussy grip was so tight it sucked out his soul and energy. He choked. Mahomes had to rely on a 169lbs rookie as his primary target.

If there's any player that has an argument for taking the GOAT title away from Brady it's Jerry Rice.

>>149653279
But who's the greatest we've ever seen by age 29? That's what really matters

>>149653202
Rice wasn't even a elite athlete. He wasn't that fast. He had a very slow 40 yard dash and not so great vertical leap. Still was the GOAT

>>149653312
he was what they call “football fast”
like how John ross has the fastest 40 in combine history but could never get open, running in a straight line in compression shorts isnt the same as running and catching in full gear with a 200lb roid gorrila bearing down on you

>>149653263
there it is

>>149650493
That's Alex Curry? I don't remember her having those huge cans...

>>149653292
He really fucked up. Like he did absolutely nothing all game. Even when he was supposed to block, he just folded.

>>149653383
You obviously dont remember her then. They have got even bigger since her pregnancy, was waiting for someone to put a baby in her.

I, the Lord of sea and sky
I have heard my people cry
All who dwell in football misery
My hand will save

[Chorus]
Here I am, Lord. Is it I, Lord?
I have heard you calling in the night
I will go, Lord, if you lead me
I will hold your people in my heart

I, who made the stars of night
I will make their darkness bright
Who will bear my light to them?
Whom shall I send?

[Chorus]
Here I am, Lord. Is it I, Lord?
I have heard you calling in the night
I will go, Lord, if you lead me
I will hold your people in my heart

...

>>149653409
she has the same smile in every photo 2/10

>>149653292
Was it too much bad poosi or the Pfizer octa boost he took that wrecked his game?

>>149650493
Thank you

>>149653204
>Poo shiesty
He still locked up?

>>149653454
Tits are too big for me. She needs breast reduction surgery. I wonder if the executives ran a train on her like they did with Joy Taylor.

>>149653279
All that is just one record, that you can play at high level up until your 40s.

Yes. I loved Gordie Howe growing up and wanted to be immortal playing at a high level forever like him, and I have Jerry Rice and Tom Brady with him

But none of those are Top50 in their sports to me because when I think of best ever I'm not thinking of longevity awards, I'm talking about best at their peak. Quality over quantity. Hare over the turtle

>>149653409
cocoa butter and Mexican food!
I've dated a black and a hispanic chick and they STINK! Actually the black chick was really nice but she was culturally as white as Josh Allen so I never got that hood experience

>>149653539
I am glad /nfl/ has an active gay population posting. #inclusionmatters

>>149653409
>>149653454
>getting wizzzurkd by saline implants
those puppies are faker than jennys

>>149653556
Fake tits aren't a dealbreaker

>>149653556
>fake tits
I dont think so bud, I know what fake tits look like I grew up in the 2000s

>>149653556
They're not fake. Joy has fake tits this Alex Curry is natural. You can tell by the hang and how they movie in her tik toks. Implants don't move naturally and sit higher. Joy's are 100% fake

>>149653431
>>149653396
I don't blame Kelce for being drained. Taylor is the type of girl to keep sucking after you nut.

Shes always had big tits even when she was sticc

Kelce said last season he was slacking off and signing podcast and movie deals.

This season he's not doing any of that and is only training. Rumor has it he lost 20lbs. We're going to see prime Kelce.

Not to mention he won't be double teamed since they'll have Rice, Hollywood, and Worthy on his 2nd season. If you couldn't beat a weaponless Chiefs in 2024, you stand no chance.

How much longer until training camp I can't take this shit. Why doesn't the NBA become a summer sport so it doesn't have to compete with the NFL.

>>149653853
ive picked up mma as a backup

>>149653842
They mentally broke the Bears after that game. Shit like that can destroy a locker room. How rude.

>>149653864
I dropped MMA after it became a maga rally so I have nothing. I occasionally watch boxing though.

trip on, knee

>>149653864
UFC has been my no.2 for a while now. Mostly dogshit cards this year thoughtbeit. Van vs Royval was kino last weekend but Topuria vs Oliveira was disappointing

>>149653853
Bitch, throw on some baseball like an American

>>149653963
Too slow paced and was better when they allowed steroids. Though the same could be said of MMA.

>>149653864
I tried to get into MMA but I don't like seeing people get hurt because I am a sensitive young soul

>>149653950
yeah i only started getting sucked back in recently so have avoided all the shit cards, hyped for 319 though wanna see dricus punch a hole in that khabib clone

>>149653982
Pat beating the fuck out trannyhan and the 9ers Mic'd UP is on NFLN
I'm watching that if anyone wants to jerk off with me

>>149654004
>subhumans.webm
They destroyed their city after the win. They don't know how to behave.

>>149653874
>enter that game 4-2
>would not win a single game again until the very last second of the season

>>149654001
Yea we'll see. Khamzat is a fucking dog I don't know if DDP wins that. Edson Barboza is on 319 too will be good to see him fight again

>>149653650
hello where is the ass?

>>149654210
see>>149653733

>>149654044
i think chimaev is pfp the better fighter but du plessis is lucky and in fighting its better to be lucky than skilled sometimes

>>149653891
boxing is even more shitty than UFC right now you snowflake faggot

literally have to do gimmick fights with fighters from like 40 fucking years ago to actually sell the shit lol

How have to Ravens/Wions/Broncos gf with such physical properties?

>>149654480
>Broncos
My brother's wife is from Denver and she kinda looks like that. Probably will look a lot like that in 20 years

>>149654398
everyone wanted to see him kill Jake but the fight was obviously fixed

>>149654480
You're not allowed to have two teams in the AFC you dumb kiwi.

>>149654543
Tell her to come to New Zealand I receive her

>>149654555
Not my problem

>>149654398
not sure why Tyson was embarrassed by that. you can only dream your ass looks like that at 59.

why does Tyson get a pass for literally going to prison for pinning to a bed and violently raping a 17 year old girl but mcgregor is persona non grata for having sex with a drunk chick

>>149653454
Well damn brodie I might have to have a coom to her later tonight.

>>149654761
It was a different time

>>149654761
Different era and people will forget about the McGregor thing anyway in time. Same as Justin Roiland, James Franco and Shia LaBeouf. These guys just have to keep their heads down and stay out of trouble for 5 or so years then they make their comeback

Jason Kelce is a homosexual

>>149654761
back then women were expected to be raped and didn't go crying to social media when it happened.

did somebody mention violent rape?

>>149654862
Truly a different era

Recycle this thread in a few
>>149652248
>>149652248
>>149652248

>>149654873
KWAB

>>149654819
New

Enjoy yourself

oh god the trannies are thread splitting and its not even august yet