Thread 150041751

My Steelers :)

Travis Hunter

>>150049673
i'm ready for the meme edits

>>150049673
literally who?

>Dart's a bust
>Josh Harris being a cheap ass scaring away Terry
>Jerry Jones show
will we finally see a repeat division champion in the nfce?

>>150051413
I think so. The Eagles are just too stacked relative to the rest of the division. The biggest question mark for them isn’t whether they’re a division champion but if the losses on the defensive side of the ball has them outside of championship class.

I'm still mad at the Saints for letting the Buccs force-feed Mike Evans at the end of the last game. The game was over, and everyone knew what they were doing. I would have quadruple-teamed him, at least.

>>150049641
our steelers :)

>>150051413
fuck you, probably

>>150051464
A very Strahan-Favre esque situation

>>150051500
No wonder Mary chose Ted.

>>150051464
Maybe they were attempting to gain back the karma they lost in the closing game the year prior with Jameis?

7om Brady

been thinkin about caleb again...

thingken bout Bo Nix again

thinking about how bo nix is 1-8 against teams above .500 again

Drake Maye will take a Second Year moonshot.

>>150051585
Brady in his second year won an Owl
Maye will not
aka he's a shitter

>>150051601
Brady didn't play his first year.

My Patriots

>>150051613
He had some snaps

>>150051561
He had a good day today but still a long ways to go obviously.

Every now and then I’ll think to myself “damn it’s weird that Ryan Mallet is dead”

kek the shitshow is building

>>150051561
Crybaby Caleb doesn’t have the mental fortitude to be a good college qb let alone a good nfl qb. Can’t wait for the preseason Super Bowl champ Chicago bears to come crashing back down to earth in week 1 just like every year.

>We will not live in our fears
*drops 8 tabs*
>Let's make a fucking deal

>>150051636
I just reall, really like caleb

1. Eagles
2. Ravens
3. Chiefs
4. Bills
5. Lions
6. Rams
7. Texans
8. Broncos
9. Buccaneers
10. Vikings?

>>150051672
This is the year the chiefs fall off. Wild card team at best. Screenshot this.

>>150051644
Dwayne Haskins too

>>150051658
It did take them a minute last year. They went like 4-2 before the collapse caught up to them. Props to them for killing their losing streak to the Packers at the end of it too. That is like a mini SB for them.

>>150051672
>10. Vikings?
lol no

>>150051672
>8. Broncos
I think they'll miss the playoffs. At best another first round exit.

>>150051684
>A toxicology report revealed Haskins had a blood alcohol level of .24 and had also tested positive for ketamine, oxymorphone, methamphetamine and norketamine.

Sad but definitely his own fault for driving while all that garbage was in his body

>>150051672
bungles

>>150051672
I can see the Rams slipping out of the top 10 especially if Stafford misses games.

I'm curious to see how the Lions will do with two new coordinators. I don't expect them to be good as last year. Maybe they'll have a bad start but will improve later in the season as they get more acclimated

>>150051709
Wasn't he walking?

>>150051709
I never said it was sad and that black people don't deserve to die

>>150051694
Kek this. Their QB doesn’t even know how to drink water.

>>150051725
Shit youre right. My mistake.

>>150051613
He had 1 completion for 6 yards

>>150051729
Based Aussiefag

>>150051672
1. My team
32. Your team

>>150047221
>Because Peyton can't rely on his running, he has to perfect other thing things like timng, accuracy (and obviously mental aspects like calling the right plays, protections, reading the defense etc.). In other words he has a lesser margin of error because players like Lamar have that fall-back.
A counterargument is there's been plenty of rushing QBs but none of them have the elite passing stats of Lamar.

Also, I don't like the terms you and Nick Wright are using. Rushing QBs should not be confused with scrambling QBs. Lamar is a rushing QB who will rush for yards if it's open. Rodgers, Mahomes, and Young are scrambling QBs who throw while scrambling.

There's only a handful of QBs who could throw while moving and maintain accuracy, it's way harder than passing in the pocket hence the reason only a handful of QBs do it. A HC would bench their QB if they attempted half these throws especially throws across your body which is a big no-no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm4Abimn-aY

>>150051720
is trey playing or what?

>>150051773
White QBs > Black QBs. You can throw away all metrics and analysis it really is as simple as that.

>>150051672
Uh bro the commentators yesterday were saying it was the Chargers' year for real this time

>>150051778
yeah theyll get a deal done like always

>>150051786
Nah

>>150051786
this but only if you count lamar as white

>>150051786
Warren Moon is better than Nathan Peterman

>>150051735
Imagine walking into a restaurant and your waiter says this shit

>you want a glass of water? No can do
>i won't be able to remember
>my ADHD won't like this
>you'll have to get it yourself sorry

I'd literally rotate 540 degrees and levitate through the skylight out of there

Is Howie Roseman using Hebrew Jedi mind control on the front offices of the NFC East?

>>150051786
a black QB has been in every super bowl since 2019.

>>150051828
Mahomo is white tho

>>150051804
They both have the same amount of Super Bowl wins but Moon has been accused of sexual assault so I’d choose Peterman to lead my team given the option of the two.

>>150051828
Muthomes isn’t black. Listen to him talk.

seems like the cowardly lions were exposed

>>150051836
>muh rings
Okay then Doug Williams is better than Nathan Peterman

>>150051834
>>150051845
lol. lmao even

>>150051848
Now you’re learning

>>150051773
That's not really a counterargument. There are plenty of pocket passers with shit stats too (most of them). Lamar is the best of his kind, but it's driving me nuts to have to defend what to me seems obvious — in some hypothetical world that doesn't exist and doesn't matter, if Lamar had Peyton's athleticism, he would not be the same surgical all-time passer that Peyton was.
>>150051849
Mahomes' dad is an American black (on average ~15-20% Euro admixture). His mom is white. American whites have, at the median, 0% nonwhite admixture. Therefore Mahomes more than likely is >50% Euro. The correct answer btw is that he is neither white nor black; he's mulatto.

>>150051849
Half-breeds aren’t black. They’d like to think they are but they aren’t black or white.

>>150051786
>>150051802
>>150051804
>>150051828
>>150051876
>White QBs > Black QBs. You can throw away all metrics and analysis it really is as simple as that.
Here is the foodchain of QBs:

1. Scrambling QBs
QBs who can maintain accuracy while scrambling are on a different level like Rodgers, Young, and Mahomes. Maintaining accuracy while scrambling is significantly harder than throwing from a stationary position in the pocket. They are athletic enough to rush but they choose not to and instead just use their legs to extend plays.

2. Pocket passing >white QBs
QBs like Burrow, Brady, and Manning are in this category. They rely on reading defenses and timing, but if anything goes wrong they're fucked since they don't have the athletism to extend the play and probably lack the arm talent to throw while moving.

3. Rushing QBs aka >black QBs
QBs like Allen, Jalen, Vick, and Lamar rely on their rush threat which changes the way defenses cover them. They are limited as passers.

>>150051876
if Lamar had Peyton's athleticism, he would not be the same surgical all-time passer that Peyton was
I'm just entering this conversation now, but what a stupid fucking thing to argue over. How could you possibly know?

my raidies ^_^

>>150051888
>Brady not in the top tier

Your list is automatically retarded and invalid if you don’t have the greatest qb of all time in the top tier

>>150051888
Is Jalen Hurts white or black? Keep in mind he is an elite pocket passer but also an elite runner.

>>150051786
No, you also have to consider if they're under the age of 29 because you just have to, Okay!!!

t ᴱSLAA

>>150051896
>$30 million a year for a 30 year old WR
I don't blame the commies for not budging

>>150051903
Brady is the goat for a lot of reasons. If an MMA fighter had one punch knock out power and won every fight with a punch and became the GOAT it still wouldn't change the fact that boxing is not the best skill set to have in MMA. That would be wresting.

>>150051907
Jalen is a black rushing QB. His lack of pass attempts tells you all you need to know. There's a stat where if he throws too much they lose. Whereas with a QB like Rodgers if he doesn't throw enough his team loses.

Hurts and Allen are scrambling QB's
Lamar has also begun progressing into a scrambler instead of a rush first qb, which is why his pass stats are up

>>150051939
thats not what that article says

It's over

>BREAKING: ESPN has finalized a deal to acquire the iconic show "NFL RedZone" and other top media properties

>The deal is reportedly worth over $2 BILLION.

>>150051846
very high IQ take

>>150051956
Everytime I think espn is on the verge of dying they pull some tattered shit like this. I just want them to go away.

Daniels is an elite pocket passer

>>150051956
why hasnt anyone used antitrust laws against yidsney yet

>>150051956
it's over

>>150051786
the best qb in the league right now is black

>>150051968
You can’t be considered elite if you haven’t had incredible seasons consistently for at least 5 years without a single bad season in that time. This is why Eli was never considered elite even though he will be a hall of famer.

>>150051907
how do they define clean pocket because you can't tell me jared goff had a clean pocket less often than cj stroud or joe burrow

>>150051980
In what league would the best player not be able to make it to the championship game multiple times? Sure Allen is good but he’s definitely not the best player.

>>150051944
>There's a stat where if he throws too much they lose

>>150051888
I get what you're saying if you mean in theory the scrambling QBs are the best. In theory the best QB combines the pocket passer's passing and brain, with the scrambler's arm, athleticism etc.
Kind of how in theory the best NBA players are 7ft+ with Steph's shooting ability and Kyrie's on-ball skills etc.
But in practice those players don't exist, and in practice the actual best is MJ.

>>150051985
can't spell elite without eli

>>150051944
>His lack of pass attempts tells you all you need to know.
Bullshit lel
>There's a stat where if he throws too much they lose.
More passing attempts always correlates with losing, because teams with a lead throw less.

>>150052014
That was Giants fan’s biggest argument for why he should be considered elite

>>150051998
championships are team stat

>>150052010
Pretty good analysis

>>150052028
elite

>>150051813
>>150051735

Certified bust!

>>150052028
Looks elite to me

>>150052029
And buffalo had better overall team stats than KC

>>150052035
9-6 at 37 attempts isn't even remotely anything resembling bad at that volume, although it's hilarious what including 36 or 35 must do for you to select this cutoff

Bears chose the wrong Qb

>>150052010
I used to play competitive arena shooting games. Every pro player could aim while being stationary but there was only a handful of freaks who could maintain their accuracy while moving.
>But in practice those players don't exist
Rodgers, Young, and Mahomes are elite pocket passers but also have the option of scrambling.

>>150052045
He goes from never losing to losing though.

>>150052076
Not many would make the case that Rodgers or Young (let's ignore Mahomes as that's too emotionally charged) are better than Peyton or Brady

You tryna get yo bussy bopped?

>the Cowboys are refusing to talk to Parsons' agent
kek

Lol

>>150052100
Rodgers at his peak was absolutely more talented than Brady. Brady is more accomplished though. Brady is the GOAT without being the best QB ever, if that makes sense to you.

>>150052135
Uh sure whatever you say. But is Rodgers better than Peyton?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JERRUH DOES IT AGAIN

>>150052003
>>150052018
>>150052045
?????

>>150052100
>>150052135
Rodgers has the best passer rating and TD:INT ratio of all time. He's considered one of the best throwers of the football.

>scared terrance requesting trade
>michael parson requesting trade
Who's next, Dexter Lawrence?

Parsons is a Bear or a Patriot

>>150052076
>Mahomes
>Pocket passer

LOL

>>150052168
He's elite at both scrambling and the pocket
https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-top-10-quarterbacks-clean-pocket-passing-grade-joe-burrow-patrick-mahomes-jalen-hurts

all in my ass

>>150052161
Nice I see that 38 attempts is the new bad faith cutoff

>>150052035
>>150052161
Congrats, you picked an arbitrary number that """proves""" your point. In almost every case throwing more is correlated with losing, that's just how football works.
For Mahomes it's a little weird because he hasn't had a great run game to close out games with, and Reid schemes him easy high-percentage completions that act as an extension of the run game to kill off wins.

>>150052184
>2023
lmfao good one

>>150052170
>>150052176
why didnt he just give jerry a firm handshake?

all in my bussy

>>150052170
>>150052176
Jerry was never a good GM but he is completely senile now and should have been put out to pasture years ago. What a shit organization.

>>150052188
>Nice I see that 38 attempts is the new bad faith cutoff
I mean, not really. The average pass attempts in 2024 was 33. It's not that far away from the league average. The point being when Jalen is asked to throw too many times he has a losing record. But let's ignore the win/loss. Look at how few times he even throws for 38 attempts. The team doesn't trust him throwing.

>>150052194
see
>>150052218

I know the Cowboys would never trade Parsons directly to the Eagles but could Philly pay another team a fee (in the form of more compensation than that team gives to Dallas) to get him?

Just wait until Jalen Milroe takes over in Seattle all the passoids will seethe even more kek

>>150052218
When 2 attempts the other way is a 4 game swing in record including completely dogshit/bad teams from 2020 and 2021 it is bad faith lmao

>Look at how few times he even throws for 38 attempts. The team doesn't trust him throwing.

I don't really fucking care honestly, he is near the top of most efficiency metrics with 2 of the best superbowl performances in recent memory, why should I care he's not blowing out some dogshit team with 450 yards in October like Lamar or Goof?

>>150052218
>The average pass attempts in 2024 was 33.
So you jacked it up by 5 because...

>>150052218
Lel you're a dumbass. There have been multiple games, even multiple this most recent season where opposing teams sold out to stop the run, and Hurts beat them with his arm. To say "they don't trust him to throw" is not only meaningless editorialization, it's not even backed up by any evidence.
Hurts doesn't care about stats. The Eagles don't care about stats. They care about winning. Hurts does what he needs to to win, and does so on an incredibly consistent basis.

Someone's team is about to get fleeced for four first round picks

>>150052194
>For Mahomes it's a little weird because he hasn't had a great run game to close out games with, and Reid schemes him easy high-percentage completions that act as an extension of the run game to kill off wins.
>Reid schemes him easy high-percentage completions
Anon just stop you're embarrassing yourself. Mahomes is elite.

>>150052278
It was a different team back then. Not comparable.

>the one Eagles dickrider is turning this thread into Eagles Pravda again
Sad.

>>150052276
I think GMs don't see the Mack trade as a comp, because they all know it was an over-pay.

>>150052278
Mahomes was like 24th or something in intended air yards last year this Alex Smith screenshot proves quite literally nothing

>>150052306
>intended air yards

Where will he go?

>>150052323
he wants to be an eagle so bad

Whats even the point of this next season just give the ring to the Eagles

>>150052321
If you are disputing high completion percentage throws as an extension of the run game I'm going to bring up air yards you retarded faggot

JERRY JOOOOOOONES

>>150052321
>stats are good!
>unless they disprove my point, then they're bad!

>>150052274
Don't you find it weird that in the modern pass heavy era they don't rely as much on their QB. Why is that.

>>150052306
According to NFL next gen he was like 41st out of 43 players in average intended air yards
I'm just providing the stat. You two carry on

Micah Parsons wants to be a Brown

Micah Parsons raped someone in college I wouldn't pay him shit

>>150052341
must be some kind of mystery

my intended body count is in the triple digits

Caleb Williams in 5 yards

My QB has the most intended receptions btw

>>150052369
Based loving life and a dart in hand

>>150052352
Because you dont know ball

>Taysom Hill turns 35 this month
lel I had no idea he was so old

my brownies :)

who wins QB battle and who gets released/traded?

>>150052398
me :)

>>150052398
Sounds like it's going to be Pickett

>>150052425
for which...

>>150052338
>stats are good!
wrong

>>150052398
If Pickett hadn't gotten hurt my money would have been solidly on him winning the starting job. It'll probably be Flacco. Both the rookies suck and Watson is toast.

>>150052330
>Whats even the point of this next season just give the ring to the Eagles
Swifty, you're going to be banished from Chiefs kingdom with post like this. The Chiefs have been dominating the league for the last 7 years. The adversity they faced isn't new to them.

Burrow was 3-0 against Mahomes and beat him in the playoffs. Mahomes met him again in the playoffs and there was a huge amount of pressure in that game. Chiefs beat them down and that's the last we heard of the Bengals "rivalry". The Eagles situation isn't nothing like that, we already beat their ass in 2022. All they did was make the score even between us. Chiefs veterans aren't worried about the Eagles.

>>150052385
Turn on your monitor

>>150052449
cringe post

FUCK JERRY JONES IN HIS ASSHOLE WITH A MOTHERFUCKING RAKE. I FUCKING HATE THE JONES SO FUCKING MUCH ITS UNREAL

>>150052449
^most reddit post itt

>>150052176
What a little pussy boy

>>150052350
No living human being wants to be a brown

Passing yards are not a QB stat.

>>150052509
This guy knows ball

>>150052449
I hope for your sake your posting this ironically

>>150052493
True, Jerry is being a little pussy bitch refusing to talk to Micah's agent.

>>150052509
yep I'm thinkin based

>>150052398
pickett wins, then gets injured

>>150052509
trvke

>>150052323
The Puckers. But honestly, probably not. They don’t trade serious draft capital for veterans.

>>150052466
>>150052479
>>150052516
I'm serious.

What's funny is that Parsons was literally begging Jerruh to get a deal done before the preseason started. If he did it would almost certainly make him cheaper to keep but Jerruh's gonna Jerruh

Is Trey elite?

The Chiefs could offer Jawaan Taylor, George Karlaftis, 2026 First, and 2026 second for Parsons

So it's basically a lock that this is the year the NFC East curse gets broken?

>>150052566
Trey Lance is the poster child for "never draft an ugly QB" they just aren't confident whatsoever

>>150052564
It's always funny to me when competent teams get deals done early that "reset the market" at a position and everyone freaks out but in a few months the deal is not even top 5 anymore and everyone forgets it happened.
That so easily could have been the Cowboys with Parsons if Jerry wasn't still running the team.

>>150052577
most intelligent chiefs fan

>>150052564
It’s really over isn’t it?

>>150052588
He looks like Mahomes

>>150052588
The hairline is rough but he's not particularly ugly

>>150052564
Jerry always delivers entertainment, just not always the entertainment the fanbase wants
>>150052588
FCS ballers are peak sovl so I will still root for Trey

>>150052604
Probably gotta add their 3rd round too

>>150052509
YAC should not be a QB stat. The moment the reception is made, that’s where the metric should be stopped for the QB.

Congrats to the Eagles you beat a weaponless Chiefs team with a guard playing the left tackle position.

Let's see them try their four-man rush against this 3-headed monster and Josh Simmons out there.

>>150052588
what the fuck is going on here?

>>150052634
Remind me again who their starting LT is since you love to bitch about how they didn't have one

>>150052642
he combed his hair to hide his balding

>>150052634
>Congrats to the Eagles
Thanks! I stopped reading there btw.

We all know this is Jerry putting on a show right? He already has Micah's contract settled and it will be finalized a day before the season opener. All the shows are saying Jerry wants it because people are talking about dem boys!

>>150052634
>mahomie, he just... needs... more... help...

Why does Jerry Jones refuse to get ahead of the market and pay people early? Does he really want to be the center of attention that badly?

>Jerry Jones trending on Twitter
>it's not because he's dead
Kek sorry Cowgirls

>>150052664
he probably doesn't know what planet he's on

>>150051680
>This is the year the chiefs fall off

how do you figure? those checks to the refs are still clearing

>>150051672
lions and vikings in this year lmfao

Jerry is and always was a fucking retard. Mike Lynn just happened to be more retarded than him that one time.

>>150052323
Dallas

>>150052588
>This thing piped Cowherd's daughter
No wonder he's angry all the time

>>150052664
the fucker can't die fast enough in my opinion.

Do people really think "The team wasn't 100% your win isn't important" is some sort of epic own

>McLaurin to Las Vegas
>Parsons to Las Vegas
Who says no? They have the cap space. Fuck them picks.

>>150052060
Just like my Dolphins

just took a wicked tua, totally cleaned out

>>150052655
>>150052663
>>150052660
Chiefs went through four LTs in 2024. You're a zoomer who just started watching football so you have no clue how important the LT position is Every other team with this situation was 17-51. Chiefs were 17-3 since they have the greatest QB of all time. Mahomes is undefeated with a stable LT.

>>150052705
terry to vegas makes a balanced offense

>>150052664
the cap could go down any second now! the NFL totally isn't printing money at an astronomical rate!

>>150052721
>We lost... BUT
stop coping.

>>150052721
Meanwhile you outright admitted that you don't watch the games and only come here to debate lmao

can we just spin off a chiefs cope general at this point?

40-6 lol stinky

>>150052634
Eagles mauled the entire line. I don't think the "next Trent Williams" will make much of a difference

>>150052748
plz

>>150052748
But muh left tackle

But muh RB3 was injured

But muh refs didn't save us!

>>150052661
Doubt it. He does this a lot, self-sabotaging to the point where he has to overpay.

>>150052655
Brady only had 1 LT for his first 5 superbowls. A ball knower will tell you the LT is the 2nd most important position in football.

>Remind me again who their starting LT is
1. Kingsley Suamataia (got benched)
2. Wanya Morris (got injured)
3. D.J. Humphries (got injured)
4. Joe Thuney (is a career guard)

>>150052748
Cope is making excuses like blaming the refs and turf like the Eagles did when we blew them out in 2022.

>>150052755
They had no weapons so nobody could get open. When Rashee, Worthy, Hollywood, and Kelce are out there they will get open regardless of the OL play. Those players didn't have a single game together.

>>150052793
You're so funding retarded that you didn't even understand my post. I was asking who their current starting LT is you illiterate retard

How does someone so rich repeatedly get taken to the cleaners by his players?

An elite LT like Trent Williams can single handedly make a journeyman QB like Purdy look like an MVP. The league fucked around and let the Chiefs get the next Trent Williams who will be the LT for the next 12 years.

>Trent Williams Jersey #71
>Josh Simmons Jersey #71

>you don't understand, the chiefs were actually BAD and therefore the Eagles' Super Bowl victory DOESN'T COUNT
lol, lmao

What does he know?

>>150052793
>>150052721
Do you even know what a left tackle does

>>150051944
>His lack of pass attempts tells you all you need to know.
footballets recoil in angry confusion at the concept of a run-first football team

>>150052855
Ball

my bussy is the best LT in the league

>>150052831
>I was asking who their current starting LT is you illiterate retard
That can't be answered. Chiefs have shuffled their entire OL and players are competting for positions. Josh Simmons has taken the lead for LT. Rumors from the camp is that he's a monster. The league might have fucked around and give the Chiefs the next Trent Williams.

>>150052341
>>150052857

>>150052880
>Trent Williams
The fact that he's the LT you're comparing to shows that you're just a fairweather who can't even name a top tier tackle from the past 20 years

ALL IN

>>150052856
erm it's clearly the most important position in football because why else would my Chiefs lose when they have even a slightly below average one?

>>150052857
>run-first football team
The Chiefs are a bad matchup for the Eagles. If both teams are healthy the Chiefs are going to beat them 9 times out of 10. A run-first team is not going to beat a pass first team. Chiefs will shutdown the run and dare Jalen to win a shootout with Mahomes. He's not capable of doing that when Mahomes has weapons and a stable OL as we saw in the 2022 Superbowl. If Rashee Rice has a delayed suspension the Chiefs wiin 35-10. Screenshot this post.

Only Burrow and Allen have demonstrated an ability to win a shootout with Mahomes in a serious game.

>it's impossible to win without your starting LT
Who started at LT for the winning team in Super Bowl LII?

is there a non-shitter team who can even afford a parsons trade?

>Ohio State OL
LOL he's basically a guaranteed bust, especially if you consider the injury history

>>150052912
lel I can't believe you're still reposting this autistic nonsense. You still haven't given any reason why they are a "bad matchup" for the Eagles.

>>150052912
>Chiefs will shutdown the run and dare Jalen
Every time a team says this the Eagles win.

>>150052919
Is it even a trade? I thought he'd be a free agent

>>150052924
This era favors passing.

>>150052917
Chiefs literally did not have an LT during the owl. Thuney is a career guard. There's a difference between a backup LT and NO LT.

>>150052853
Yes. Eagles were blessed with a cakewalk schedule (Ranked 30th) all season and then played bullshit in the playoffs.

>>150052449
I'm actually trying to bring bad luck to them plus it's good to be the underdog again

>>150052941
He demanded to be released from his contract but Jerruh would have to be a special kind of retarded to not try a trade. And when I say special I mean even special than he already is

>>150052948
I agree. Ereck Flowers and Alex Leatherwood would've been a much better option for the Chiefs.

>>150052912
I think it's funny how much you ignore their loss in 2023

I checked the official NFL page for Super Bowl Champions, and I didn't see an asterisk that stated
>Doesn't count because they had too easy a schedule, the rams game had snow, and the chiefs didn't field a proper nfl team
What's up with that? Do they actually think the Eagles Super Bowl was valid in any way???????????

how are the Eagles stopping rice and worthy?

>>150052961
You're talking to someone who once said something to the effect of
>Losing Super Bowls as a Chiefs fan isn't even that big of a deal

>>150052948
I know you aren't aware of this but there are quite a few tackles that played guard in college. He was moved over because he was their best option at tackle since you clearly don't know how the trade deadline works

Yea yea laugh all you want but the cowboys have more rings than your poverty franchise

If we're being honest the Eagles shouldve lost to the Rams, the snow really messed up the game

Tom Brady path to a ring: Brees on the road > Prime Rodgers on the road > Prime Mahomes

Hershey Squirts path to a "ring": >Jordan Love throwing to janitors > Stat Padford dying of old age in the snow > A. Literal. Fucking. Rookie > A sussy Chiefs team with a negative point differential and no O line or receivers

>>150052977
You know its Howie

Shame Howie Roseman used his Jew magic to make the snow only effect the Rams

>>150052983
The snow fucked up both teams, if there was no snow it would've just been a repeat of the regular season game where the rams lost in their climate controlled stadium.

Dak Prescott path to a ring
>Open his sock drawer and grab his Jostens high school class ring

Besides, we know that was the Oct 7th Bowl. Just like the Katrina Bowl. and the 9/11 Bowl. Texas Flood Bowl coming.

>>150052998
You don't understand, AJ Brown's only drop of the year couldn't have been snow-related

>>150053005
>9/11 Bowl
>Boston vs St. Louis

>>150053000
He can join an actual SB team in 5 years as a backup and win a ring by riding the bench the whole season except for in victory formations

>>150051672
Kangz should be higher
Top 3 oline, top 1 dline, top 10 secondary, top 3 receiver room, COTY as offensive play caller top 2 DC, and Mccarthy will be elite

Jalen Squirts when he isn't surrounded by All-Pros for exactly one (1) millisecond

>>150053025
That's Mahomes too if we're being honest

>>150052974
>Losing Super Bowls as a Chiefs fan isn't even that big of a deal
I never said that. I said it's not the same when we lose since our QB has a 100% rate of making it to at least OVERTIME of championship rounds. If you're the Raiders and you lose a Superbowl your team might not see another for 4 decades whereas with us we know we'll be back in 2-3 years tops.

>>150053016
There's a short delay. Can't make it TOO obvious.

Broncos defense redemption arc coming?

>>150052983
They played in the same snow?

>>150053036
>Short delay of 7 years

>>150053043
Eagles players had anti-snow forcefields

>>150053045
What kind of math are you doing? Nigga, it was six years.

>>150052987
>washed brees
>washed rodgers
>baby mahomes who didn't know how to read defenses

In the early 2010s when Brady at to play his peers in his prime he went a decade without winning a ring. He waited for the Peytons and Brees to retire and then statpadded against the new generation of babies. If Mahomes does simlilar shit I will lose all respect for him.

>>150053043
Stafford is an old man its worse for him

>>150053052
>Washed Rodgers
>Siri, who was MVP in 2020?

>>150052987
>>150053052
>In the early 2010s when Brady *had* to play his peers in his prime he went a decade without winning a ring

>The Chiefs were so scared of having to play Jeaux Burreaux in the playoffs that they threw a game against the buncos.
Negative aura tbqhwy

>>150053058
>Rodgers was in his prime at age 37
Okay, sure buddy.

>>150053052
>washed rodgers
won back to back MVPs that year and the year after.

>>150053071
He was MVP lmao. Just cut your losses, bro.

>>150052990
>and then he says he wants a trade!

>>150053050
>2001 season
>2002 season
>2003 season
>2004 season
>2005 season
>2006 season
>2007 season
How many green rows are there in this post

this nigga said rodgers was washed in 2020 when he had the second best season of his career

>run a balanced offense, mostly throw from the gun, abuse play action
>RB room leading the playoffs in rushing attempts and yards
>two alpha wideouts but the tight end leads team in postseason receptions
>elite deep ball and throwing outside the numbers against man coverage
>playoff leader in passing touchdowns but also sacks
>troll your rival in the conference final with meme qb sneak TD from the 1
>throw a pick in the first quarter of the owl
>defense gets three turnovers including a pick 6 return from midfield in the super bowl and didn't concede a TD for three straight quarters
>win your first sb mvp
be peyton manning, pic unrelated

>>150052950
>muh preseason schedule ranking
lel bullshit. They had 6-2 record in the regular season against teams with a winning record (the only losses being in Tampa without AJ Brown, Devonta Smith, and Lane Johnson, and Kenny Pickett against the Commanders).

>>150053005
tragedies happen too often now the NFL stopped caring
if they didn't then they would've given the Rams the owl as their state burned down around them

>>150053072
>>150053078
>>150053058
A 37 year old winning MVP just showed how bad of a state the league was in at that time after legends like Peyton and Brees were exiting the league. The mannings were 5-0 against Brady in the playoffs. He went 10 years without winning a ring when he had to answer to his peers in their prime. He waited for them to leave or become old to start winning.

>>150052983
The snow effected the Eagles as much if not more. AJ Brown dropped a TD pass because of the snow, if that hadn't happened they would have cruised to the win.

>>150052983
I do NOT want to hear Chiefs fans talking about field conditions giving an unfair advantage

>>150053105
so i guess mahomes' super bowl wins are actually less valuable than brady's who won them in the greatest QB era of the sport then?

>>150053088
based

>>150053088
TRVKE

I feel bad for Micah Parsons. He obviously wants to be an eagle so fucking bad. Cowboys are such a shitty dysfunctional franchise who would actually wanna play for them and finish 3rd in that division for the next 5 years?

>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers
>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers
>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers
>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams
>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers
>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers
>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers
>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings
>1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals
>1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers

>>150053081
I didn't say seasons, I said years, you illiterate ESL troglodye.

what are the odds that this time around Jerruh's dementia causes him to double down as opposed to caving and overpaying his players?

>>150053120
>greatest QB era of the sport then?
When Brady joined in 2001 the league was soft hence the reason Kurt Warner, a part time grocery store clerk got off his couch and won league MVP and the Superbowl. In the 2010s it became the "greatest QB era" and Brady went a decade without winning a ring. He outlasted them and then started ringpadding against babies like Mahomes who didn't know how to wipe his ass yet.

>>150053141
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
Someone post the .gif

i;m thinkgen bout thos boyz again

>>150053155
brady won 3 rings in the 2010s and was the only QB to win multiple in that decade. take the L

Looking back Mahomie killing his own team mate cost us so fucking bad. Our best offensive player down and we had to waste a pick on that dude whos on the Ravens now

>>150053088
volumes…

>>150053160
>t. Not Parsons

>>150053147
>9/11 happened in 2001
>Super Bowl 42 happened in 2008

>>150053177
Are we still pretending that the nigga won't be signed to a new deal in Dallas in a couple of weeks?

REMINDER on a per game basis Brady's peers stat mogged him and won more MVPs.

Brady outlasted them and then statpadded against rookies like Mahomes who didn't know how to read defenses. Brady thrived in the soft era because all his peers like Peyton who used to beat his ass were gone. Mannings were 5-0 against Brady.

>third hardest schedule in the league
Injuries eat the Eagles alive and they miss the offs

Has bitchknees been seen since he got outed?

>>150053202
Set his vpn on new zealand and started claiming he knew ball

>>150053192
>Mannings were 5-0 against Brady.
another instance of the mahomesfag spouting shit he knows nothing about because he wasn't watching the NFL until 2019.

>>150053197
they said Barkley wasn't going to make it to the midseason and they were proved wrong
they got a good medical staff
I choose to remain optimistic

>>150053171
Brady won in the LATE 2010s once guys like Brees, Manning, and Eli slowed down or retired. Stop it. Prime Brady got his ass beat and went a decade without winning despite having prime Randy Moss.

>>150053197
>Broncos scheduled
They could get murderballed

>>150052983
What was funny about that was youngcuck seething for weeks after the game blaming the snow.
Then you remember that they played each other indoors at LA weeks prior and got destroyed.

>>150052880
He's not even the most similar to Trent Williams in that draft class.

>>150053202
>outed

>>150053234
Mmm very good

>>150053225
By that logic prime Mahomes lost to old Brady

Prime Brady couldn't win a single ring despite having Randy Moss.

This will be the different between him and Mahomes.

this is like a bat signal to bitchknees. if hes on he will respond

>>150053266
Peytons last ride against tom was watching Brady get heemed from the sidelines by that Broncos defense lol

>>150053278
ZAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150053278
Hes a fellow swiftie from Long Island i respect him

>>150053273
Older veteran QBs are better than baby QBs. Look at the pass stats of any all time great QB, they put up more yards/TDs towards the end of their career than they did when they were younger.

>>150053259
>>150052900
It's not me comparing him to Trent Williams. It's the athletes/coaches.

>Jason Kelce: Josh Simmons is the next Trent Williams
https://youtu.be/ZdRxzxNuEWM?t=1763

>Orlando Brown Jr: Josh Simmons reminds me of Trent Williams
https://youtu.be/8KwKRIr9O9E?t=466

>George Karlaftis: it's a fair comparison to Trent Williams
https://youtu.be/lGQq2aw3Beo?t=395

>Matt Nagy: he's similar to Trent Williams
https://youtu.be/NXiPcuG7QRE?t=90

>>150053274
>This will be the different between him and Mahomes

Oh really?

>>150053278
Its crazy her neck got slightly fatter and now she looks like a goblin mom Latinas are literally like onions they gain layers lol

fuck the iggles

>>150053225
2014 =/= late 2010s. Rodgers won MVP in 2014. Take the L kid.

>>150053223
>Barkley
Wear and tear from last season catches up and Barkley suffers a bussy rupture

fuck this bussy

>>150053330
That makes no difference because he hasn't played a snap in the NFL yet. There are dozens of players that were compared to good players that ended up fizzling out after their rookie contract

>>150053330
>It's not me comparing him to Trent Williams. It's the athletes/coaches.

>Orlando Brown
>A Disney child actor

Do Chiefs fans really?

I can tell none of you have ever sucked a dick in your lives

we all know player comps are extremely accurate and predict a player's career trajectory to an exact precision.

>>150053351
He's actually going to fall off because he aligned himself with Trump (remember the Chiefs were Trump's team in SB LIX, everything he touches turns to shit)

>>150053423
based balls knower

>>150053082
they don't know about perc rodgers

queefs were scared of facing the 9-8 bungles in the playoffs kek

>>150053445
Fucking kek is this real?

>>150053445
>all of the chud players
kek

>>150053445
>OLbabby
>sexist
>child rapist
>child rapist apologist
>clone
jesus christ

>>150053445
Butker being on whatever nutrition council this is doesn't surprise me at all

>>150053490
chud squad ended racism by uniting in it

>>150053445
Grim, can you be pardoned from IR?

>>150053498
>child rapist
Lied about her age.

>>150053531
You don't fuck kids, anon. Despite how attractive they may be, you NEVER do it.

>>150053534
He didn't know she was a kid.

>>150053445
Romo is on there too

>>150049641
Suck ):

>>150053539
Bullshit.

>>150053541
lmao

Micah Parsons, you are a Commander!

command this bussy

>>150053531
a 50 year old fucking a 16 year old is rape no matter how you look at it

>>150053221
>>150053266
The Mannings did go 5-0 against Brady. Brady won the first two against Peyton and then they swept him 5-0.

Trade this nigga for Micah asap

>>150053603
Another arbitrary stoppage in time

>>150053613
Washington was my first thought for a landing spot for Parsons

>>150053623
I bet Jerry will be really petty and not trade or pay him

Thank you Bengals for lobbying to increase the alt uniform limit to 4 per season

>>150053578
>>150053613
>>150053649
Jerry won't give him to a division rival

>AFCW matched against NFCE this season

That's a fun matchup

this bussy and your dick is a fun matchup

Bucschads should we get Micah Parsons? Pass rush last season was non existent.

>>150053702
I still think it's funny that the NFL gave the Eagles permission to wear an extra helmet for the Brazil game

>>150053810
Sure, 2 firsts and 2 seconds for him.

>>150053777
You better mean it. I haven’t fucked an ass all summer.

Parsons and Terry were fine until the Madden ratings dropped kek

>>150053817
1 first and 2 seconds and we have a deal nigga

>>150053810
You got a couple of firsts?

>>150053818
Go Cowboys!

I honestly just want to see Micah Parsons on the 49ers or Eagles. Not gonna happen though.

>>150053810
I'm not a Bucs fan, but the rest of the league should hold their ground and let Jerry tie up half Cowboy's salary cap in 3 players

>>150053832
He's old. 1 first.

>>150053811
Guess they're flexible with unis at international games

>>150053851
He's about to enter his second contract

>>150053851
Nah, I'm taking that as an insult. It's now two firsts and a second.

>>150053849
This. Parsons is good but overrated. I wouldn't want >my team to pay him his market value.

>>150053863
What player would you say is his equivalent?

>>150053860
1 first, 2 seconds, and we throw in a busch gardens tampa fun card for jerry's grandkids

Final offer.

Parsons is good but he needs to be playing for a proper 3-4 coach. The Chargers would be a fantastic fit.

>>150053891
I'd like access to your mom's Busch Garden, if you catch my drift.

Micah isn't going anywhere

>>150053702
Just make these the defaults already

>>150053925
Yeah he’s getting $50m a year, he’s going to be there for a long time

>>150053913
The best offer Spanos would approve would be a 4th rounder, a 2029 5th, and the rights to the San Diego Chargers name

>>150053925
Let us have our fun before we have a different kind of fun seeing him get more than TJ Watt

>>150053927
They can't because they just changed them. The rule is something like 4 years before you can change a team's default after making a switch

Where is the fantasy football gen?

>>150053972
It's /bet/ in the catalog but it's multiple sports

When the Cowboys make a deal with Parsons (which they will, they have no choice), he will be making around 14% of the cap. That will mean they will have 3 players adding up to over 50% of the cap, and their top 5 adding up to ~65% of the cap. L E L.

>>150053972
No one cares about your fantasy team

The league fucked around and gave the Chiefs an elite LT. Just look deep into his eyes. You know he's legit.

no more shine, Parsy. Imma have to say Fuck blacks here

>>150053983
>$74,068,430

>>150053983
The rest of the team are going to hate these guys

>>150054013
I watched all of LSU and Ohio State in 2023 and said that Malik Nabers and Brian Thomas Jr. were better than Marvin Harrison Jr. I'm proud of that take because that's the only decent talent assessment I've ever really made.

>How's the injury?
>Josh Simmons: "I feel 100%"
Biggest steal of the draft

>>150053983
but what if they don't tho

>>150054034
qb market already corrected itself this offseason with purdy and allen signing for less than dak. none of the big QB contracts signed this summer (Purdy, Darnold, Allen) are making dak money

>>150054037
>he watches amateur football
yikes

>>150053983
Jesus

>>150053983
The Salary Cap is unfair desu

>>150054136
carter is about to get paid

>>150054111
I also watch you in the shower.

>>150054140
He'll probably make around 35-40m during next offseaosn, I'd estimate closer to 40.

who's the biggest poser in the NFL right now?

>>150054136
>Saquon Barkley counts for less against the Eagles salary cap than Jordan Davis who's still on his rookie contract
Should be illegal and I don't understand why the NFL doesn't step in to close these loopholes in the system.

>>150054144
>cowboys
>good team
>>150054140
He's easily getting $30 million, probably $35 million. Chris Jones got $31 million.

>Squirts
>Good QB

>>150054151
Your favorite player.

>>150054022
Actually no. I get the opposite impression when I look into his eyes

>I'm the next Trent William-ack!

>>150053445
>pooa

>>150054151
Joey R*ddit with his fucking retro Super Mario tshirts and wigger jackets

>>150054174
Anyone with a nose ring like that is a kwab

>Micah Parsons pretends to "The Next Lawrence Taylor" for four years
>gets scared and wants to leave the NFCE the second the actual Next Lawrence Taylor shows up
By the time Abdul Carter gets to Week 4 everyone will have forgotten about Micuck Parshits

>his teammates and coaches say he's good!!!
Yeah, what else would they do?

>>150054153
Running backs don't make shit, but also Davis will be on the last year of his contract so the cap caught up with the rookie wage scale desu. They clearly are gearing up to sign Carter so they need the cap space instead of extending Davis this year.

>>150054177
fuck Concussion Coconut finna say about player nutrition? Is he even still verbal?

Bills red Helmet looks so good

Are the Saints going to be ass forever? They start every year $80m over the cap and the team is shit. Seems like the solution would be to tank for 3-5 years and trade the good players from year 1-2 for future picks until they are back to mostly rookies but there’s probably a downside to this too.

>>150051413
The gap between the Eagles and everyone else is far too wide for any team to take the top spot away from Philly.
>Cowboys have a massive downgrade at HC and Jerruh pkays hardball to cut his nose off to spite his face
>Washington is ripe for a massive regression
>Gnats may be decent on defense but are staring another season of double-digit losses right in the face

>Parson demands a trade
>No one wants to trade for him due his comments on wanting to be a Eagle since they won the super bowl this year surfaced
Either way, he's a bird now at the earliest or the 2026 free agency at the latest. You cannot stop the inevitable. Also McLaurin wanting out after having a team of dudes mostly in their 30s is also pretty funny.

>>150054174
He's got dawg in him.
>>150054180
Beast wear nose rings.

>>150054221
Now we just need Dexter Lawrence to demand a trade.

>>150054185
I completely forgot all about him. Gnats are really starting to stack some talented players.

>>150053925
Because no one is gonna trade for him except the Eagles which the Cowboys will deny entry which in itself is retarded since either you get something for Parsons, or be like what the Giants dealt with Barkley and he signs with the evil midnight bird gang.

>>150054215
They've just started a rebuild and are looking to get younger and keep a bunch of draft picks. Derek Carr retiring really helped out their cap situation. It'll be a bit before they can build a competitive roster again. Also, not sure why people think you need to tank for 5 years. Teams can turn things around much shorter nowadays.

Congrats to the Eagles for your non asterisk ``win`` over my Chiefs
>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season
>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season. He didn't have enough reps with the team by the time he played in the owl.
>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.
>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.
>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.
>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season
>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season
>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.
>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.
>[TE] Travis played like his age

>>150054252
They've finally got some high-end talent like Nabers, Dex, etc. but it's counteracted by the fact that they whiffed on Evan Neal in 2022 and had a terrible draft in 2023. Even if he wins a starting job Deonte Banks is just going to be a penalty machine because he mows through the guy he's covering instead of looking for the football and making a play on it.

CAN CELEBRATES!

>>150054284
And somehow the Bills and Texans lost to this.

>>150054284
GGs to the chiefs too! The played their best and it just wasn't good enough

>>150054284
>Congrats to the Eagles
thanks! it was a lot of fun

>>150054284
>mahomes without his elite team sucks
that's the point you're making right?

>>150054207
Bills have an ugly shade of red

>>150054284
so what you're saying is that mahomes is not him?

I'm not an Eagles fan, but I hope they repeat and Jalen Hurts gets regular and superbowl MVP just to see people's head's explode.

>>150054305
Remind me of how the game went when both teams were healthy in the 2022 Super Bowl?

>>150054298
>And somehow the Bills and Texans lost to this.
Texans have no excuse but the Bills suffered from the little brother complex. If your older brother beats your ass for most of your life it doesn't matter if one day you become physically stronger than him, he will still beat you in a fight.

chiefs fags are so sensitive kek

>>150054310
>>150054323
>mahomes without his elite team sucks
It's harder to win if more than half your skill position players are out or are recovering from injury that sidelined them for several weeks.
>>150054324
Jalen will never win league MVP. Despite having the best roster he's not capable of putting up MVP stats. At least Purdy looked like an MVP when he had the cast of avengers around him.

>>150054144
Mayfield is a good QB

>>150054352
he's actually the best playoff QB in NFL history

>>150054359
>Losing playoff record

>>150054367
>highest playoff passer rating

what is mahomes record vs the eagles? how does that compare to his record vs. other teams?

>>150054367
They needed to flag the fuck out of the bucs and magnet in a donk kick from the commies to set up their gay jsyden daniels storyline otherwise baker heems them

>>150054346
>Despite having the best roster he's not capable of putting up MVP stats.
you mean like when he came 2nd in mvp voting, but got injured and missed two games?

>>150052341
Because the eagles are trailblazing a run heavy meta that opposing defenses are ill equipped to stop. Unironically.

>>150054284
Holy mother of cope

>>150054144
>>150054352
Moronic chart. If you have a good GM you're going to have a good team. The 3 categories should be
1. Good QB
2. Good HC
3. Good GM

Also, Hurts and Stroud aren't in the good QB category. Would put Baker and even Purdy before them.

My Raidies are about to sign McLauren and Micah

Passer rating is an antiquated statistic from the early 1970s that doesn't actually show you a QB's ability.

>>150054388
>throws away a media empire for onlyfans roastie pussy

>>150054399
Well, he is black

this bussy is antiquated

>>150054406
>>150054385
>>150054323
>>150054309
ez

>>150054294
Way to go, Can!

>>150053737
Jerry checked out years ago. He only wants attention and money

>>150054419
>negative point differential in super bowls
lmfao hurts would never

>>150054430
Hurts statpadded against a zombie Chiefs team that had no business being in the owl with all those injuries.

>>150054399
SKEEEUP THAT WASN'T NO ORDINARY PUSSY. LIKE MY GRANDMA ALWAYS SAID, YOUNGER AND TIGHTER IS BETTER

>>150054442
while hurts was sitting on the bench after winning the owl mahomes was throwing garbage time touchdowns against 3rd string defenders. who was statpadding again?

>>150054444
>YOUNGER AND TIGHTER IS BETTER
FACTS

>>150054441
I wonder how mahomes felt the next morning after carter's double fist to the chin

>>150054457
kek

>>150054442
The only stat padding that happened in that game was by Mahomes. That game spiritually ended 40-6.

>>150054221
Is Parsons a unrestricted free agent after this one?

>>150054487
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>>150054495
>>150054495
>>150054495

>>150054444
Yeah but there's millions of twenty something girls that dont have BPD oozing out of their eyes

>>150052793
>A ball knower will tell you the LT is the 2nd most important position in football.
lol “ball knower”

>>150054221
You realize he isn't an UFA after this year, right? Of course you don't, because you're an ignorant no ball-knowing eaglesfag