About to Druk all my cousin's beers at their stupid birthday party

My Raidies are about to sign McLauren and Micah

>Pre order the game on Amazon
>Ask for a call because estimated delivery was August
>Indian woman promises me a full refund as apology and I get to keep the game
>mfw I get to play Kojimaslop for free in a few months
Indians are pretty cool after all