>Dr Mike here
>PHD in exercise science and jew jitsu grappler and former proffesor and apparently molesting children
>scott cut this part
>tell max the editor boy to cut this part
>so is X true?
>well it might be
>but let's tell some dick jokes now
>scott isn't that hot right? right?!
>my asian wife tell me my penis is small
>anyways here is why X might be wrong
>but you know what is true? our glorified spreadsheet app that is subscription based!
>another gay sex related joke
>X is true if you use those overrated straps and buy our snake oil salt
>HOWEVER if you want real results use ozempic
>hey scott, have I told you about that one time I used ozempic before gay sex? yeah it was great
>that's it folks, join our member section for more gay jokes and me trying to sell you drugs from companies that I invest in