The burger Tot is, regrettably and consequently, served a “child’s portion”.

The young Tot, distressingly, is served a “child’s portion” (as determined by the USDA and American Health officials)

ALAS!

Our Burger Tot.

Served, consequentially, inevitably, and without prejudice: a “child’s portion.”

Alas, the young burger Tot, consequently and regretfully, receives a “child’s portion”

The young Tot, egregiously, indeed inevitably, is served a “child’s portion”