Alright I'm ready to pull the trigger and check out of these threads for this season.
Originally was only getting Strange Horticulture to idle/play occasionally in while I multitask, but decided to add the Golden Idol Lemurian Vampire DLC that I was missing just to get a card, going to craft badges for the rest to get the badge.
I mean it's not a good looking badge by any means at level 1, but I've had a lot of game badges saved up and at least it's not as utterly disgusting as the seasonal ones.