>>512100946
btw theres a joke. lets say Tom and Marry go camping in a remote, wild area, and after a good day they drink some wine and want to do some sexing. but then out of nowhere bright lights appear and an alien spaseship lands on the campsite. two green ayys, a male and female, come out and start talking:
- Greetings, earthlings. Please have no fear. We are intergalactic swingers, traveling across space and time to have sex with different spicies, so if you're open to it, we can do it here.
Tom and Marry look at each other and say its not cheating if it is with other spicies, and ones in a lifetime, so why not?
Hence, Tom takes the female and Marry grabs male and they both find separate intimate spaces in the bushes. The male ayy takes his pants down and Marry sees a tiny little wienner. Her first reaction is WTF what Im gonna do with that? But the male ayy says: how big do you want it? She says well 9 inches would be fine, and then the male starts twisting his ears and his cock gets bigger and bigger untill looks like a solid 9 incher. Marry looks at it in shock and awe but then suddenly starts histerically loughing.
- Whats wrong? - asks the ayy and Marry answers.
- I imagine how your wife is now twising Toms ears.
