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>Israel is the first nation in the planet
>Non-Jews form their own nations which eventually go to war with Israel because the Jews have Super-Wizards
>King of the Jews unleashes the first Catastrophe and gives the Jews eternal rock cancer, destroying Israel
>Other nations eventually begin to build up, with Britain, France, Russia, and Germany being at the forefront, namely France
>France starts to decline and declares war on Germany
>Germany, being ruled by the Dark Lord Sauron, fights back with the help of Britain, Russia, and the newly founded United States
>Russia is only helping because they tried to invade Poland and got their teeth kicked in, the Kremlin is still plotting world domination in the meantime
>Israel re-establiahes itself with the help of alien tech, the Jews who have been working as mercenaries for other nations flock to the promised land
>One of the Jewish kings finds the Messiah with the help of the Messiah's cat, forms Doctors Without Borders but with a paramilitary wing
>The other Jewish king takes issues with this and attacks Babel, killing his sister king and becoming Hitler
>Hitler takes over Britain in secret and begins funding multiple terrorist organizations to sabotage other nations
>Messiah is put in a coma for several years, wakes up with amnesia, escapes Russia with his cat and adopted donkey daughter
>Messiah's cat turned Doctors Withour Borders into Diamond Dogs, which engages in counter-terrorism, occult exorcisms, political mediation, and cancer research and treatment all from their giant mobile fortress