>be me
>finally cracked the code on scrambled eggs
>you absolute plebs have been doing it wrong this whole time

Here's how it's done, and no I won't be taking questions because I'm objectively correct:

1) Cook your scrambled eggs however you like. Low and slow, high heat, idgaf. Salt and pepper to taste.

2) While that's happening, pan fry some chopped mushrooms until they've got a nice color.

3) Coat the eggs with the mushrooms.

That's it. That's literally it. Simple as.

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.