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Anonymous No.21709828 [Report] >>21709847 >>21709894 >>21709897 >>21709978 >>21709986 >>21710253 >>21710257 >>21710344 >>21710351 >>21710372 >>21710457 >>21710705 >>21710724 >>21710909
>be me
>finally cracked the code on scrambled eggs
>you absolute plebs have been doing it wrong this whole time

Here's how it's done, and no I won't be taking questions because I'm objectively correct:

1) Cook your scrambled eggs however you like. Low and slow, high heat, idgaf. Salt and pepper to taste.

2) While that's happening, pan fry some chopped mushrooms until they've got a nice color.

3) Coat the eggs with the mushrooms.

That's it. That's literally it. Simple as.

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.
Anonymous No.21709847 [Report] >>21709854 >>21710260
>>21709828 (OP)
>cook them however idc
>put mushrooms in
>claim mastery
you can eat my mushroom tip op
Anonymous No.21709854 [Report]
>>21709847
I will not be doing that.
Anonymous No.21709860 [Report]
I think you are wrong but I just can’t prove it
Anonymous No.21709885 [Report] >>21709943
>take the most versatile protein in the world
>add one ingredient
>people must know about this!
When's the cookbook coming out?
Anonymous No.21709894 [Report] >>21710929
>>21709828 (OP)
You gonna get it in your bhole, boy. Gay anal rape.
Anonymous No.21709897 [Report] >>21709910
>>21709828 (OP)
Is there a way to do this recipe without mushrooms? I don't like them.
Anonymous No.21709910 [Report]
>>21709897
No, you're gonna eat all the eggs and take my coke can cock up your rear end, boy. Bubba hungry!
Anonymous No.21709943 [Report]
>>21709885
>people must know about this!
True
Anonymous No.21709958 [Report] >>21709964
How were your mother’s scrambled eggs? Dry? Overcooked?
Anonymous No.21709964 [Report]
>>21709958
I would say slightly overcooked, perhaps.
Anonymous No.21709974 [Report]
mushrooms should take longer and on higher heat than the scrambled eggs. you fucked up
Anonymous No.21709978 [Report] >>21710097 >>21710160 >>21710270 >>21710271 >>21710337
>>21709828 (OP)
it’s hard to put into words how stupid this thread is
Anonymous No.21709986 [Report]
>>21709828 (OP)
Lots of people add mushrooms to their scramble. In fact, I decided to google "scrambled eggs with mushrooms" to verify that I'm not an outlier and was greeted with several recipes that involve this.
>protip: sauté the mushrooms like 90% of the way first then add eggs. Mushrooms take longer to cook. Also, add onions and spinach.
Anonymous No.21710097 [Report] >>21710826
>>21709978
>it’s hard to put into words how stupid this thread is
stupid like your mother
Anonymous No.21710158 [Report]
for me it's pickled sliced jalapeños
Anonymous No.21710160 [Report]
>>21709978
this is currently one of the best threads on the board
Anonymous No.21710206 [Report] >>21710249
I usually make a mushroom spinach and mozzarella omelette
Anonymous No.21710219 [Report]
Pretty sure people have been eating scrambled egg with mushroom for centuries. What's your next genius discovery? Add cheese?
Anonymous No.21710249 [Report] >>21710259
>>21710206
Cook the mushrooms and spinach with a little fresh garlic and swap the mozz for gouda.
Anonymous No.21710253 [Report]
>>21709828 (OP)
Is it advisable to put half a teaspoon of soya sauce on the finished product?
Anonymous No.21710257 [Report]
>>21709828 (OP)
>and no I won't be taking questions because I'm objectively correct
pride cometh before the fall
Anonymous No.21710259 [Report] >>21710263
>>21710249
No, I don't think I fucking will, thanks.
Anonymous No.21710260 [Report] >>21710269 >>21710342
>>21709847
nnn has taken an immense toll on everyone
Anonymous No.21710263 [Report] >>21710267 >>21710340
>>21710259
Being gay is your choice, anon. I cannot stop you, I can only advise you against your rampant homosexuality. At least make sure the homeless men get checked for STDs before you chug down all their semen.
Anonymous No.21710267 [Report]
>>21710263
You sound like someone who has great experience in chugging down strangers' bodily fluids.
Anonymous No.21710269 [Report] >>21710342
>>21710260
this joke isn’t funny, coomers are posting more sexual shit than participants
always have been, always will be
Anonymous No.21710270 [Report]
>>21709978
Everything is hard when you're retarded
Anonymous No.21710271 [Report]
>>21709978
You're unintelligent and feeble brained.
Anonymous No.21710337 [Report] >>21710345
>>21709978
Just say it's a stupid fucking thread man, it's okay.
Anonymous No.21710340 [Report] >>21710346
>>21710263
No, cooklet, I won't take your desperate fucking advice. Get a clue and come back.
Anonymous No.21710342 [Report] >>21710398
>>21710260
>>21710269
>claims he have never read a "suck my dick" comment on the 4chan website
Anonymous No.21710344 [Report] >>21710348
>>21709828 (OP)
>Guys I cracked the code on scrambled eggs!
>You ready to hear it?
>Okay so step one is just make them however you like
Anonymous No.21710345 [Report]
>>21710337
WALLed.
Anonymous No.21710346 [Report] >>21710364
>>21710340
So, how're the divorce proceedings going on?
Anonymous No.21710348 [Report] >>21710349
>>21710344
dumb frog poster
Anonymous No.21710349 [Report] >>21710350
>>21710348
Anonymous No.21710350 [Report]
>>21710349
Lmfao.
Anonymous No.21710351 [Report] >>21712093
>>21709828 (OP)
>coat

You mean top. You're "literally" a fucking retard. And you don't even know what Pro tip means. You're wrong about everything and your eggs suck. That's my subjective opinion, because that's all any of us are entitled do.

>be me

Kill yourself, idiot.
Anonymous No.21710364 [Report] >>21710498
>>21710346
They're OK thanks for asking. Unfortunately she got the rights to give shit culinary advice.
Anonymous No.21710372 [Report] >>21710818
>>21709828 (OP)
>Prove me wrong
ezpz.
>1) Cook your scrambled eggs however you like
this step is wrong.
Anonymous No.21710398 [Report] >>21710504
>>21710342
nobody has ever told me to do that because i’m overly superbly based and wavy
Anonymous No.21710457 [Report]
>>21709828 (OP)
top teir bait
Anonymous No.21710498 [Report]
>>21710364
kek
Anonymous No.21710504 [Report]
>>21710398
Suck my dick you faggy nigger
Anonymous No.21710566 [Report]
I like a medium soft scramble
Anonymous No.21710688 [Report]
broccholi is suprisingly good with scrambled eggs
Anonymous No.21710705 [Report] >>21710828
>>21709828 (OP)
I dont like mushrooms.
Anonymous No.21710724 [Report] >>21710830
>>21709828 (OP)
Fuckin lies, it needs onion powder/salt/pepper for flavor and when you scramble them add a dollop of sour cream or whole milk. Add what you like after
Anonymous No.21710795 [Report]
What's with these scrambled egg recipes everywhere that say to add milk or cream and all of this other shit? Just crack some eggs onto a cooking surface and break them up. Add nothing or whatever random shit.
Anonymous No.21710818 [Report] >>21710856
>>21710372
>Doens't explain why the freedom to cook ones eggs any way one pleases is worng
>B..But it's j..just wrong, okay!!
Concession accepted.
Anonymous No.21710826 [Report]
>>21710097
Imagine the mental state of the person who makes a comment such as this.
Anonymous No.21710828 [Report] >>21710903
>>21710705
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
Anonymous No.21710830 [Report]
>>21710724
>Just put milk in your egg, broo!
Mental illness.
Anonymous No.21710856 [Report] >>21710921
>>21710818
Some people are too dumb to cook without a recipe. They can't even apply heat to food without burning it. These people are easily outsmarted.
Anonymous No.21710903 [Report] >>21710925
>>21710828
>if you not like this food item you are a child
Can this meme die already? Mushrooms have a spongy texture that I dont like
Anonymous No.21710909 [Report]
>>21709828 (OP)
>finally cracked the code on scrambled eggs
I'm surprised that you managed to crack eggs, considering those look like shit. where's the cream? and cheese?
Anonymous No.21710921 [Report] >>21710941
>>21710856
Uhh.. yeah, that's good and all, but I've seen your cooking, bro.. & I think you shouldn't be the one making tall claims such as these.
Anonymous No.21710925 [Report] >>21710937
>>21710903
Picky/Selective eaters DO have mental age of a child, though.
Anonymous No.21710929 [Report]
>>21709894
You gotta pay the troll toll anon
Anonymous No.21710937 [Report] >>21710943 >>21710948 >>21711492
>>21710925
picky eaters have god tier tasting ability. you wish you knew what your food tastes like... well actually you don't because you wouldn't eat it if you did.
Anonymous No.21710941 [Report] >>21710950
>>21710921
Then make your own, bro. I'll continue to keep it cheap and simple while you overspend to make some overly complicated slop.
Anonymous No.21710943 [Report] >>21711372
>>21710937
I'm not against picky eaters like some on here. But I'm glad I'm not - I can go into any restaurant and find a meal that I'll enjoy. It must be pretty restrictive to be someone who is picky and I feel sorry for you.
Anonymous No.21710948 [Report] >>21711372
>>21710937
>picky eaters have god tier tasting ability.

All they like is sugar, msg, and salt. Nothing else.
Anonymous No.21710950 [Report] >>21710955
>>21710941
How're you feeling that the SNAP benefits have been resumed? Rather relieved perhaps, right?
Anonymous No.21710955 [Report]
>>21710950
Unaffected since I don't use SNAP. I'm simply relieved I'm not in the US at the moment and don't have to endure the long ass lines of people armed with their gold cards.
Anonymous No.21711372 [Report]
>>21710943
I feel sorry for you. if you knew what certain foods really taste like. you poor sod. I bet you could eat a turd.

>>21710948
completely wrong
Anonymous No.21711492 [Report]
>>21710937
it's always that they never tried foods that they didn't like as children.
>tomatoes
>mushrooms
>broccoli
grow up!
Anonymous No.21712093 [Report]
>>21710351
>You mean top. You're "literally" a fucking retard.
Fuck you pal, this ain't a Michelin star recipe.