Thread 21709828

>be me
>finally cracked the code on scrambled eggs
>you absolute plebs have been doing it wrong this whole time

Here's how it's done, and no I won't be taking questions because I'm objectively correct:

1) Cook your scrambled eggs however you like. Low and slow, high heat, idgaf. Salt and pepper to taste.

2) While that's happening, pan fry some chopped mushrooms until they've got a nice color.

3) Coat the eggs with the mushrooms.

That's it. That's literally it. Simple as.

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

>>21709828 (OP)
>cook them however idc
>put mushrooms in
>claim mastery
you can eat my mushroom tip op

>>21709847
I will not be doing that.

I think you are wrong but I just can’t prove it

>take the most versatile protein in the world
>add one ingredient
>people must know about this!
When's the cookbook coming out?

>>21709828 (OP)
You gonna get it in your bhole, boy. Gay anal rape.

>>21709828 (OP)
Is there a way to do this recipe without mushrooms? I don't like them.

>>21709897
No, you're gonna eat all the eggs and take my coke can cock up your rear end, boy. Bubba hungry!

>>21709885
>people must know about this!
True

How were your mother’s scrambled eggs? Dry? Overcooked?

>>21709958
I would say slightly overcooked, perhaps.

mushrooms should take longer and on higher heat than the scrambled eggs. you fucked up

>>21709828 (OP)
it’s hard to put into words how stupid this thread is

>>21709828 (OP)
Lots of people add mushrooms to their scramble. In fact, I decided to google "scrambled eggs with mushrooms" to verify that I'm not an outlier and was greeted with several recipes that involve this.
>protip: sauté the mushrooms like 90% of the way first then add eggs. Mushrooms take longer to cook. Also, add onions and spinach.

>>21709978
>it’s hard to put into words how stupid this thread is
stupid like your mother

for me it's pickled sliced jalapeños

>>21709978
this is currently one of the best threads on the board

I usually make a mushroom spinach and mozzarella omelette

Pretty sure people have been eating scrambled egg with mushroom for centuries. What's your next genius discovery? Add cheese?

>>21710206
Cook the mushrooms and spinach with a little fresh garlic and swap the mozz for gouda.

>>21709828 (OP)
Is it advisable to put half a teaspoon of soya sauce on the finished product?

>>21709828 (OP)
>and no I won't be taking questions because I'm objectively correct
pride cometh before the fall

>>21710249
No, I don't think I fucking will, thanks.

>>21709847
nnn has taken an immense toll on everyone

>>21710259
Being gay is your choice, anon. I cannot stop you, I can only advise you against your rampant homosexuality. At least make sure the homeless men get checked for STDs before you chug down all their semen.

>>21710263
You sound like someone who has great experience in chugging down strangers' bodily fluids.

>>21710260
this joke isn’t funny, coomers are posting more sexual shit than participants
always have been, always will be

>>21709978
Everything is hard when you're retarded

>>21709978
You're unintelligent and feeble brained.

>>21709978
Just say it's a stupid fucking thread man, it's okay.

>>21710263
No, cooklet, I won't take your desperate fucking advice. Get a clue and come back.

>>21710260
>>21710269
>claims he have never read a "suck my dick" comment on the 4chan website

>>21709828 (OP)
>Guys I cracked the code on scrambled eggs!
>You ready to hear it?
>Okay so step one is just make them however you like

>>21710337
WALLed.

>>21710340
So, how're the divorce proceedings going on?

>>21710344
dumb frog poster

>>21710349
Lmfao.

>>21709828 (OP)
>coat

You mean top. You're "literally" a fucking retard. And you don't even know what Pro tip means. You're wrong about everything and your eggs suck. That's my subjective opinion, because that's all any of us are entitled do.

>be me

Kill yourself, idiot.

>>21710346
They're OK thanks for asking. Unfortunately she got the rights to give shit culinary advice.

>>21709828 (OP)
>Prove me wrong
ezpz.
>1) Cook your scrambled eggs however you like
this step is wrong.

>>21710342
nobody has ever told me to do that because i’m overly superbly based and wavy

>>21709828 (OP)
top teir bait

>>21710364
kek

>>21710398
Suck my dick you faggy nigger

I like a medium soft scramble

broccholi is suprisingly good with scrambled eggs

>>21709828 (OP)
I dont like mushrooms.

>>21709828 (OP)
Fuckin lies, it needs onion powder/salt/pepper for flavor and when you scramble them add a dollop of sour cream or whole milk. Add what you like after

What's with these scrambled egg recipes everywhere that say to add milk or cream and all of this other shit? Just crack some eggs onto a cooking surface and break them up. Add nothing or whatever random shit.

>>21710372
>Doens't explain why the freedom to cook ones eggs any way one pleases is worng
>B..But it's j..just wrong, okay!!
Concession accepted.

>>21710097
Imagine the mental state of the person who makes a comment such as this.

>>21710705
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>21710724
>Just put milk in your egg, broo!
Mental illness.

>>21710818
Some people are too dumb to cook without a recipe. They can't even apply heat to food without burning it. These people are easily outsmarted.

>>21710828
>if you not like this food item you are a child
Can this meme die already? Mushrooms have a spongy texture that I dont like

>>21709828 (OP)
>finally cracked the code on scrambled eggs
I'm surprised that you managed to crack eggs, considering those look like shit. where's the cream? and cheese?

>>21710856
Uhh.. yeah, that's good and all, but I've seen your cooking, bro.. & I think you shouldn't be the one making tall claims such as these.

>>21710903
Picky/Selective eaters DO have mental age of a child, though.

>>21709894
You gotta pay the troll toll anon

>>21710925
picky eaters have god tier tasting ability. you wish you knew what your food tastes like... well actually you don't because you wouldn't eat it if you did.

>>21710921
Then make your own, bro. I'll continue to keep it cheap and simple while you overspend to make some overly complicated slop.

>>21710937
I'm not against picky eaters like some on here. But I'm glad I'm not - I can go into any restaurant and find a meal that I'll enjoy. It must be pretty restrictive to be someone who is picky and I feel sorry for you.

>>21710937
>picky eaters have god tier tasting ability.

All they like is sugar, msg, and salt. Nothing else.

>>21710941
How're you feeling that the SNAP benefits have been resumed? Rather relieved perhaps, right?

>>21710950
Unaffected since I don't use SNAP. I'm simply relieved I'm not in the US at the moment and don't have to endure the long ass lines of people armed with their gold cards.

>>21710943
I feel sorry for you. if you knew what certain foods really taste like. you poor sod. I bet you could eat a turd.

>>21710948
completely wrong

>>21710937
it's always that they never tried foods that they didn't like as children.
>tomatoes
>mushrooms
>broccoli
grow up!

>>21710351
>You mean top. You're "literally" a fucking retard.
Fuck you pal, this ain't a Michelin star recipe.