>>76492040
me. i would have if i hadn't read the label anyway. i reluctantly ate only half the bottle (and one whole chicken) that day. then i started thinking that it would make a good comparison meme.
fat people don't understand why they are fat. they think they know how to count calories but they don't. the eat the sauce but they don't count the sauce and so they remain fat. they don't believe you when you say that nutrition facts labels are not always accurate.
i am no longer fat. i was fat before. i've earned the right to eat the sauce but even now i struggle to not eat the entire bottle.
and don't fucking fact check me and say that the "chik-fil-a honey mustard sauce" is only 60 calories per serving, this is the "chik-fil-a honey mustard >BBQ< sauce" and it's 160 fucking calories per serving and i distinctly remember what was written on the back of the bottle even though chik-fil-a seems to have scrubbed any evidence of the sauce's true caloric content from the internet.
the point of the exercise is that if you can humble yourself enough to eat the chicken plain, then you can eat as much as you want. who the fuck can eat TWO entire rotisserie chickens? i can't. but that's only 2400 calories, and that's 100 calories under maintenance for big fat guys.