>Xarbleep, We have discovered a young, beautiful world
>How are the resources?
>Plenty your Lordship
>And the locals?
>Primitives your Grace, barely worth of note; We shall use our machines to strip the planet dry in 5 solar years and-
>No.
>N-No? Your grace?
>No. We shall uplift these Neanderthals' to do the work for us!
>B-but Sir, that would take untold Solar centuries! We have the tech to just strip the planet without a care for these barbarians!
>You see, my loyal servant...I do it not for logic...but for a laugh!