Thread 723451813

>>723451813 (OP)
You do know that computers are basically just rocks that do math right?

>>723451813 (OP)
Erm ackshually that looks like a piece of basalt which can be found along oceanic plates across the world, allthroughout thw geologic history, not just thw Cretaceous

>rockcord
>coyotes
>the unga of us 2
How grugtendo even compete?

CAVESTATION 3 HAS NO ROCKS

>>723451813 (OP)
Is this a controller from the time of Yakub?

>>723452180
grug think granite of war and dolomite souls is good rock
stonetendo game for grug chikdren

>>723451813 (OP)
Grug think lady actually man

>>723451867
would disagree but then i read about that bigass hunk of metal called Antikythera which did a lot of shit despite being this big slab of steel with gears and i think rocks could do some rocking shit.

Is berry good for you?

>>723451813 (OP)
>saaaaarock

Remove berries

>>723451813 (OP)
bungoofield > call of dunga

>>723452450
Multiple breasts or ancient futanari, call it.

>>723452450
Not good. No eat or me beat head in with rock to save tribe hunters from berry eater wrong hole.

>>723452446
>A CPU starts from a rock, specifically quartz sand, which is refined into ultra-pure silicon

>>723452450
Grug no want berries!

>cretaceous /v/
All fucking sarcosuchus must fucking hang.
t. spinosaurus

UGLY STINKY BROWN IBBA-DABBA BROWN TRIBE MOVE NEXT TO GORK CAVE
GORK CAVE STINKY NO FUN ROCK

Rockstation 5 better than Xbone.

Rock games getting too distracting for tribe, we not survive winter

unga bunga rockstop

Grug like dinosaur game.

>>723452596
neither, grug was just an architect

grug friend meet stranger come from tribe far away
stranger say tribe live in sky lights
grug think he hit head on rock
grug not see friend in many moon

>>723453442
grug (no relation) not crying
it rain from sky summoned by elder

>>723453125
the power of black pussy

Bad time ahead grug but we 2 of tribe

>>723452596
the thing near the nethers is probably fatty upper pubic area, common in highly fertile women and sexy to people who have had to deal with starvation in the past
unga

glub glub
[TL: Today I will walk on land]

>>723451813 (OP)
got the new gameboy 4. Thing finally started to get some interesting games on it. Run screaming into tree, the game. Fight with the other gameboys over rocks, the game.

fun shit, but the hardware is already wearing out. Run from Tiger, the game turned out to be completely unoptimized and full of bugs. Had to Order a new model but it's nothing like the last one. total gamble with this stuff.

>>723451813 (OP)
o Grug play dark stones
o Grug die
o Grug mad
o Grug bonk Ugga on head and boingo
o Grug not mad now
Dark stones give grug many children. What game you play

Grugs mom told Grug to stop playing with Rockbox and get out and find a beast to slay and find a mate.
Grug said Grug doesn't want to do that and Grug just want to play Call of Bone all day.
Grugs mom smashed Rockbox and kicked Grug out so now Grug has to scribe this on Grugs portable Rock.
Grug hate life.

>>723451867
And uranium is just an extremely hot rock. Bullets are really fast rocks. Mankind would be nowhere without the rock.

>>723454953
Stone age people probably would laugh at us buying $300 rocks

Flintendo make best game

Grug meet Grug from Hook Nose Tribe few sun ago. Many Grug say Hook Nose Tribe not good and control all of Pangea. Hook Nose Grug seem fine to Grug.

Grug think lost Rock Wallet somewhere…

>>723451867
Animals are just cells and water arranged in a specific way, you're a very profound thinker anon

is mammoth good for you?

>>723454194
Female eat too many berry, useless for hunt and lazy in cave. Need lift many rock to fix

>>723451813 (OP)
>cave floods

>wasted berry on rockstation that still has no games
>bears eat all rest of berry
>tfw no grugette
>Thag am gone not see mode on hot water air to avoid me
>me still smiling, though. Me not Anthony Burch

Grug tired of human woman, annoying and lazy and dumb. Smart grug now fuck greathorn, no problem like woman

>>723455360
Big lady birth many children
grug dumb berrypicker
me think grug club for other tribe
blink blink punch punch

>>723455326
>paleocnnuy

>>723455326
mooooooooooooooods

Grug see other grug who no am Grug.

Now Grug am mad.

Grug want be only grug to exist.

Am only way Grug can be safe.

Unga bunga.

>>723455326
me prefer sabertooth. want to be hunted

>>723455305
we are all stardust
we are the universe.... experiencing itself...

>>723455360
Grug think you not like female if you want female to go on hunt
you no play trick on grugim this time long nose

>people still sitting in front of rock to play
Carving related be me on new actua-reality head-pelt. It like I really there!
All you other uggs needa evolve.

>>723454194
UUOOOAAAH MY BABY GOES IN THERE

Rock keep slowing down on mountain detail. It brand new, too!
What beast skin you recommend to help prevent overcooling of rock during intense mountain sessions?

>>723455326
grug ask what it painting of?

>>723456102
do grug eyes no work anymore?

>>723451867
>GRUG IS OF NERD TRIBE! GRUG IS OF NERD TRIBE!
>KILL GRUG! WOOOOOOO!

Grug think stick>rock

>>723453125
did this guy fuck a lizard or what's going on here

>>723456405
dinosaur wife

>>723454194
>Those belly slaps and grips

>*ANIMALISTIC HOOTING*

>>723456378
t. berry picker

>>723453410
Based ancient architectures

>>723451813 (OP)
Ugg say sling too powerful need nerf

Grug neighbor Greg say he make fire.
Grug saw lightning make fire Greg take fire.
Greg no make fire.

>>723451813 (OP)
A new ice age is coming and the rockstation IIIII still have no games.

>>723455240
Long Nose tribe tell Grug that yellow hair tribe kill 6 dozen long nose in holobunga, then burn bodies.
Grug look around yellow hair camp site, only see two fire pit, and holobunga only last 5 days.
Grug see bodies burn before. Not that fast. Something no make sense.

>>723456006
life rock push with no end
grug want out

>>723456537
Greg big mongofucker
Grug screech pterawoman, no mongo
me big mongo, me fuck cave slave woman, me no like slave woman

>>723456525
Stick
>poke thing
>reach thing
>draw on cave
>throw at thing
>put in fire, make more fire
Rock
>throw at thing
Rock has no game, stick race always win and have big unga.

>>723451813 (OP)
>Grug find new rock pile
>want play Rock Bang 3
>can't play, rock pile fall over
>Grug go to question cave for help
>scratch word think onto cave mural
>"you try repiling rock?"
>"you steal rock from other tribe riverbed"
>"me no know answer"
>question chiseled out by cave shaman
UNGAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>723456693
stick no sleep like rock, grug big dunga
rock best sleep, stick for ass Berrypicker sissy unga

Despite make up 13% of homo genus in Europe, humans commit 52% of all neanderthal murders. Grug think that very interesting.

Does anyone else think that rock posters are secretly these super educated highly stressed men who have to roleplay Unga bunga cavemen just to relax from their shitty bean counting jobs

>>723455771
Foolish *APE*. True gamers sit at their thrones, gooning to sexy tribals in loin cloths and playing superior PC games in their wizardly ice towers

>>723451867
From morning to evening the family always thinks about the rock.

>>723456791
What fuck grug saying, grug drink berry juice and see bird sky?

>>723456791
take herbal remedy

>>723456791
you need hunt more think less

>>723454194
Grug son give all berry to watch grugette bathe in stream. Son no want hunt, just take berries from cave stash to give away. Grugette not even do ungabunga with him.
Grug think generation Iron is bunga'd with no get better.

Grug and grug tribe take turns drink berry sploosh rot, grug and tribe laugh, scream like pterra, fight like bear, but still like tree fall over, grug miss berry sploosh

>>723456994
Grug no take herb, herbs picked by long nose and make grug want be grugette. Big talking wolf in sky told grug so, talk in grug ear all day.

sony make bad rock
sony make story rock
no throw rock
only story

>>723457161
Grug get bad herb, get good herb from hammerfell tribe

>>723455634
Young female hunt greathorn with Grug, two spear in heart. Grug feel love, invent family unit

>>723457541
Grug no hunt like mongo, become berrypicker with 2 little grug and fat grugette

sony only find bad rock now
big nose tribe trick sony to find only bad rock
close eye tribe find good rock
sony part of close eye tribe before now part of big nose tribe
grug no like big nose tribe rock
only girl and grug that wear girl pelt like big nose tribe rock
grug sad

>>723457618
Neanderthal too dangerous, Grug take all available resources. Give female spear, bring wolf, bring fire, attack caves and create civilization

>>723457710
Grug bloodline fucked

>Xarbleep, We have discovered a young, beautiful world
>How are the resources?
>Plenty your Lordship
>And the locals?
>Primitives your Grace, barely worth of note; We shall use our machines to strip the planet dry in 5 solar years and-
>No.
>N-No? Your grace?
>No. We shall uplift these Neanderthals' to do the work for us!
>B-but Sir, that would take untold Solar centuries! We have the tech to just strip the planet without a care for these barbarians!
>You see, my loyal servant...I do it not for logic...but for a laugh!

>>723454953
When see woman, get rock hard. Make new grugs. All is rock. But that sound like eastern tribe bear dung that grugs who like grugs say.

>>723456791
>super educated
>bean counting jobs
lol

>>723457043
Why he no lose hand after taking berry from berry stash if he not do the putting berry in stash from time to time also?
You raise Gug wrong. You should not have your Grug.

Grug spend long time making new game.
Who want to play?

>some filthy monkeys have started existing in my world without my permission
>better force them to create a system that exists only to torture them forever just for my amusement
>hee hee hee look at the pretty red flowers that bloom when I stomp on the bugs

>>723455326
janny tribe erase grug's cave painting
say grug not come to 4rock for 3 moons
but janny tribe no get berry for it

>>723458486
here painting of cave cleaner's berry stash

>>723456781
Grug ignore long nose tribe. Long nose tribe cause all problems.

>>723454194
She could lose some weight

>>723459127
>Asking in a caveman thread for a woman to lose weight

And I suppose you'll want us to drink your fancy Roman wine too?

New rocks bad, old rocks good. Nowadays only thing grugs care about is rock shiny and smooth but rock with edges much more useful.

>>723452450
Bean*

>have to give rock to slant eye tribe
>may get berry
>most time get nothing
>no refund
grug don't get gacha hunt

>wins goty for the 5,684th times
eat dino poopoo arkbungers

grug miss old cave smell and tribe
cave now smell of poop, wall have no new carving and all tribe do is argue
grug slip out and join general rock cave more than regular cave these moons

Grug become woman

>>723451813 (OP)
THAT LOOKS LIKE A CONTROLLER

>>723458041
>Grug bonk son.
>Grug mate get angry
>run away with son and half of berries and shiny rock
>tiny grug no grow up with hunter figure
>think he grugette

>>723458127
Okay. Me make first move.
Stone to stone's rock four.

>>723460338
>Grug deserver for mistreatment
>Children future of tribe
>Grug can't control self? Grug exile from tribe!

>Brog left alone in cave on Flintday night
>Have fresh pile of rocks
>Have mammoth leg
>Have bunky berry juice
>Have crude cave erotica scrawled on walls
>Listening to Talk Talk's groundbreaking 'Spirit of Eden' on bone flute
>It's grunking time

FLINTDAY NIGHT MOTHERBUNGAS

>>723459127
the larger the woman the more they can survive winter and not die when giving birth, small thin women too frail, die all the time

Oatmeal-grug die right before Ninja-Grugden 4 come out...Grug suspicious....

>>723460474
>Grug Face when can't get in home for Flintday Night because Pet dinosaur locked grug out
>CAVE WIFE!
>CAVE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!

>Reptites raid village
>Ayla decide to set trap
>Leave stash of rockstation 3 unguarded
>Leave big chest marked 'GAMES'
>Reptites steal entire stash
>They get back to hideout and celebrate
>Open games chest
>It's a single copy of Talladega Rocks: The cave painting of Rocky Bobby
>Azala feed prisoners to black tyrano in rage
>Worth it

Grug hear about game...Grug Theft Auto 6...Rockstar been making it for 13 winters...what they thinking? How they expect any grug to survive that many winters?

>>723460797
fun fact ayla actually based off of wall painting of cavewoman popular in rockteen eighties rocknited states of rockmerica.

>>723456102
other grug draw picture of grug stabby stab fellow grug. why grug not take issue with grug on grug murder cave painting but complain about small grug cave painting

*pebbles burst out of loincloth*

Go to other grug’s fireplace
Have a blackberry
Have two

>>723460862
Rockstar not see problem because when grug die, Rockstar get new grug to replace dead
Rockstar chief grug die 5 winters ago

grug no hunt
grug no gather
grug only plays with rocks and look cave paintings from east tribe
grug happy

grug trade many shell to buck tooth tribe for Rock Station 5 but then grug find out rock station have no rocks

grug sad...

WE MUST BE BETTER GRUGS

Grug set up cooking campfire and play with the steam. Grug don't care that it has no physical rocks, it cheap and easy.

>>723461435
>make steam
>water stolen

Chief King come back brothers!!