>>149969619

>Think about Maiko and her huge tits

Later.

>Recall that there is no bigger Homestuck fag than Maiko! You might be able to chat her up with the excuse that you want her to give you the cliff notes!

Aha! The perfect crime. Not only can you flirt with her candy-oriental-ass but you can also learn more about this bullshit!

>you're still using that orange color?
>i told you it makes this shit confusing lol

Yet another blunder... Homosexuality is not in the cards today.
What- What the fuck is a "UHC"?

Shit, What do you ask her next?