>>535429814
I want to give Rice Shower one million headpats.
Were I to give Rice Shower one million headpats, with one headpat per second, it would take roughly 12 days for her to receive the millionth headpat.
This means I will certainly perish from thirst and starvation before she can receive the millionth headpat.
But this is a necessary sacrifice for her happiness.

>>529629549
Just testing the sharpness of her knife, like samurai of old who would behead some peasants just to test their katana.