>>539034341
It's always the same with /currentyear/ slop
>oh i need to open this thing? This shouldn't take more than 10 minutes
>well you see, I, the npc, need to exposition dump about why my buttplug in this lost cargo is so important to me and the next objective won't become active until I do. ZING!
>yeah just open THAT box
>oh shit, but FIRST you need to press THAT button
>now fight off this wave of enemies while the box opens!
>did you get my buttplug? That's great!
>Press E to insert
>now we must escape. Here's the escape vehicle!
>Oh SHIT! Hold on a minute we need to refuel.
>Press THAT button.
>Now please kill this wave of enemies!
>Refueling complete!
>+1,000XP, +500 FagBucks, +1 (Un)Common Item!
>total time: 42 minutes