>>723957080
>NPCs pull bottles out of their ass
>NPCs keep dancing even when you turn off their music
>they randomly just stop walking and stare into distance
>cops look for you on an empty highway instead of alleyways. They go back and forth in front of the cafe youre hiding in, never decide to look inside
>everyone covers in terror when you start punching air
>quirky chungus police radar dialogue
>car chases are just tragic. Theyre super janky and slow. its like watching morbidly obese women play tag
>cant rob stores
>no ragdoll. NPCs just fall flat on their face most of the time
>awful melee weapons. Feels like youre swinging baseball bat underwater
>nothing to do in the open world
>lame far cry-tier missions
>its a fucking masterpiece
how so? The only cool thing is when you dump your mag into someone and they keep flinching like in 80s movies
>"the DLC is keynoooo"
its even worse than the main game. The side gigs are kino and great, but I was expecting that level of quality day 1 base game. Aint giving you a penny you lying pigs